I'll start: I'm the one who faintly regrets changing her name from Susan Katzberg to Memoree Rainsong.
Let's Be Lesbians!
by Anonymous | reply 171 | May 6, 2020 9:30 PM |
I'm the one who is going to state my boundaries in R1 so I do not have to state them at R600.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 2, 2020 4:26 PM |
We're depressed, Liz Warren is not winning.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 2, 2020 7:47 PM |
Let’s NOT! Or is it Les Not?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 2, 2020 8:54 PM |
I'm the has-bian - that now lives with a guy - but I still LOOK like a lesbian and kinda wish I still was...
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 14, 2020 9:38 PM |
r5 Rojo Caliente! Has she always been that fat?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 14, 2020 9:43 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 14, 2020 9:48 PM |
[post redacted because independent.co.uk thinks that links to their ridiculous rag are a bad thing. Somebody might want to tell them how the internet works. Or not. We don't really care. They do suck though. Our advice is that you should not click on the link and whatever you do, don't read their truly terrible articles.]
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 14, 2020 9:57 PM |
I'm "What's THAT supposed to mean?!"
Someone will exclaim me before the thread is out.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 14, 2020 9:58 PM |
I'm a Lipstick Lesbian.
So sue me.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 14, 2020 9:59 PM |
I’m the deep carpet cleaning aficionado. My business slogan is ‘We’ll Lick It Into Shape’
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 14, 2020 10:04 PM |
I'm the postal ballot for Amy Klobuchar that was sent off before she dropped out.
It is now spoiled.
She is now depressed.
Now wants Biden.
Sad Lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 14, 2020 10:05 PM |
We're Julie Cypher and Clementine Ford!
We look down on you.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 14, 2020 10:18 PM |
We're Margot Robbie, Sia, Amber Heard, and Lady Gaga!
We proclaim we're "QUEER!" and #ProudBisexuals, and we laugh at all of the dykes who think we're really anything other than straight whores.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 14, 2020 10:24 PM |
I'm a LUG (Lesbian Until Graduation).
I've already gotten an offer from one of the biggest law firms in the country. I'm growing my hair out and I just picked up some Jimmy Choo heels, a strand of pearls, and diamond ear studs at Tiffany. I peeked into the senior M&A partner's office when they were showing me around. I hear he's getting divorced after 25 years of marriage and has a house in the Hamptons.
Adios, Wellesley, it was fun while it lasted!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 14, 2020 10:36 PM |
I'm looking for a nut loaf recipe. Gluten-free, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 14, 2020 11:58 PM |
I am the dog earred Moosewood cookbook on the kitchen shelf which has the aforementioned recipe (when adjusted for gluten free of course).
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 15, 2020 12:13 AM |
Let's Be Annes!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 29, 2020 9:18 PM |
I am the concern over Anne Murray's safety during this epidemic !!!!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 30, 2020 3:25 AM |
I'm the marathon binge watching of "Love, Actually" during the Christmas holidays!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 30, 2020 3:36 AM |
We're going to the Statehouse tomorrow to protest that new heartbeat bill, even though we're the least likely people on earth to get an abortion- even less than a gay man.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 30, 2020 5:37 AM |
We are the six child substitutes otherwise known as cats. We are treated better than any human child.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 30, 2020 11:21 AM |
R20, I am embarrassed to admit that I have that cookbook! At least I am not a nut loaf fan.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 30, 2020 11:45 AM |
I’m the chance this quarantine gives for us to play some unironic old cassettes of Helen Reddy, KD Lang, and Anne Murray.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 31, 2020 6:57 PM |
I'm the party guest who purposely ignores the few gay men invited to the same party as me. They have no vaginas, ergo, they are INVISIBLE.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 31, 2020 6:59 PM |
I'm not either of the gals pictured in R5, and I suddenly feel a lot better about myself.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 31, 2020 7:13 PM |
Already am, thanks anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 31, 2020 7:16 PM |
I'm the joke that went right over R30's head, in classic lesbian fashion.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 31, 2020 7:47 PM |
I'm the one who announces, "That's not funny," at any joke eliciting laughter.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 31, 2020 7:57 PM |
I'm the perceived slight read into everything, usually prompting the response 'What's THAT supposed to mean?'
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 31, 2020 7:59 PM |
I prefer not to be a lesbian. They require too many accoutrements for sex.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 31, 2020 8:02 PM |
I INSIST that the L Word was a great show!!!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 31, 2020 8:05 PM |
I'm the one who already have mountains of supplies in before the virus hit.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 31, 2020 8:11 PM |
I'm the better than 50% chances that I've been in a relationship with either Rosie or Ellen.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 31, 2020 8:21 PM |
I'm the old Michfest forum. Now gone, I believe, but a few pages have been archived to preserve the insanity for posterity.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 31, 2020 8:26 PM |
Squirrels
Death
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 31, 2020 8:34 PM |
I’m the obesity despite allegedly being a coeliac vegetarian who only eats local organic produce and has a million “sensitivities”.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 1, 2020 6:13 AM |
I’m unimpressed by The L Word reboot. I tut and shake my head at it.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 1, 2020 6:36 AM |
I’m the grey hair.
I smell too.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 1, 2020 7:14 AM |
I am the older lesbian with a salt and pepper mullet, weathered tanned skin and crusty toes and heels from walking barefoot all the time. Pedicures are for femmy girls.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 1, 2020 11:05 PM |
I’m the super butch one sometimes seen driving around town blasting The Eagles with the windows down on my huge SUV. I’ve been in charge of landscaping at the local college for decades and smoke fat cigars in my spare time. I also voted for Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 2, 2020 7:07 AM |
I'm the Birkenstocks.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 7, 2020 8:56 AM |
I’m the off the chart domestic violence rates.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 2, 2020 10:37 PM |
I also have an oversized clit.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 2, 2020 10:43 PM |
We’ve done this thread 3x before and better
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 2, 2020 10:48 PM |
I'm your sister's flannel-wearing, beer-drinking, bottom-heavy, butch roommate.... of 21 years.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 2, 2020 10:54 PM |
I'm the vibrator they used on their first date five years ago, which is the last time they had sex.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 2, 2020 10:59 PM |
I’m the shoulder-based hugs.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 2, 2020 11:02 PM |
I'm the straight male friend who donates sperm.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 2, 2020 11:03 PM |
I'm the Saturday afternoon softball game.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 2, 2020 11:05 PM |
I’m the lesbians down the street from me who never mow their grass or do any yard work and live in what looks like a hoarding situation, however they put a row of primary colored Aderondack chairs in the middle of their buttercups. They never sit in them or appear at all in the out of doors , except speeding away in their Suburu. They both have gray mullets and round bellies. They look like Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 2, 2020 11:14 PM |
Uh oh, I hope they don’t read DL.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 2, 2020 11:16 PM |
I'm the deafening silence at Giggles Comedy Club on "Dyke Night"!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 2, 2020 11:20 PM |
I’m the clatter of canes and the hum of mobility chairs at a potluck
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 2, 2020 11:31 PM |
I’m the ‘80s power mullet in 2020.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 2, 2020 11:50 PM |
I’m the big boned gal from Southern Alberta.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 3, 2020 12:03 AM |
I'm the Indigo Girls who don't like being labeled a “lesbian duo” if it “implies mediocrity.”
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 3, 2020 12:11 AM |
I'm the U-Haul they book after the second date.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 3, 2020 12:12 AM |
I’m the Melissa Etheridge CD which is actually older than the couple’s oldest son!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 3, 2020 4:28 AM |
Im Tegan and Sara!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 3, 2020 8:41 AM |
I’m the serene Earth Goddess persona in public and the nasty, drunken real self only seen at home.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 3, 2020 8:54 AM |
I’m the fat womon, wondering if I’d be useful on garbage detail.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 3, 2020 9:12 AM |
I'm the scissoring manual in the nightstand. I am referred to periodically until lesbian bed death sets in.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 3, 2020 9:21 AM |
A goodlooking straight woman friend lamented to me that all the gay men were beautiful but unavailable, and she'd consider being a lesbian but they were all so fat and unappealing.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 3, 2020 9:34 AM |
I'm the wedding: the femme one in dress, the butch one in tux.
Even though this combo now seems hackneyed and unfunny.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 3, 2020 10:46 AM |
I'm the unsettling air of menace.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 3, 2020 10:49 AM |
I'm the raw vegan lasagna recipe that "tastes just like" real lasagna.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 3, 2020 11:15 AM |
I’m r74 and I agree with r49. We’re barely 50 posts in before many repeats.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 3, 2020 12:35 PM |
I’m the jealousy and resentment towards gay men.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 3, 2020 12:48 PM |
I'm Marjory LunaWoman and teach female anatomy at the local community college
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 3, 2020 1:15 PM |
I'm a "man," I hate other women more than actual men do.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 3, 2020 1:22 PM |
I'm a sense of humor, all the best lesbians have me.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 3, 2020 1:24 PM |
I'm the tiger that ate Saff's arm, hear me roar.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 3, 2020 1:28 PM |
I’m Melissa Etheridge, the classic Lesbian As Womanizer.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 3, 2020 2:29 PM |
I’m Elisabeth Hassleback’s crush on Rosie. I exist only in Rosie’s mind.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 3, 2020 3:45 PM |
I’m the soft butch sous chef.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 3, 2020 3:48 PM |
I’m The Facts of Life.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 3, 2020 3:49 PM |
I'm the collection of kd lang CDs and ticket stubs.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 3, 2020 3:51 PM |
I am Kel and Kelly. Kel's ex, Kellie, is also Kelly's ex Kelley's ex.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 3, 2020 3:56 PM |
I'm kd, at a tech seminar, speaking out against auto-capitalization:
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 3, 2020 4:08 PM |
I'm the lesbian who works at a non profit legal organization for LGBTTTQQIAA that screams FACTS that should never be questioned:
1. Transwymin ARE wymin!!!!!
2. Men have periods....MEN BLEED, assholes!
3. The patriarchy is the reason why I'm living just above the poverty line, morbidly obese and hate my heteronormative parents for having me.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 3, 2020 4:15 PM |
I'm the Dream Catcher hanging from the rear-view mirror in the never-washed Subaru parked in the driveway!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 3, 2020 4:15 PM |
I'm every post on facebook which is either a picture of a cat or a meme of a cat with a "gay pride rainbow colors" overlay.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 3, 2020 4:33 PM |
[quote]I’m the big boned gal from Southern Alberta.
I'm the last ten dollars spent on birth control and beer.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 3, 2020 4:37 PM |
Lez be friends. Homo you don't
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 3, 2020 4:38 PM |
I'm the acoustic guitar sitting in the corner that she tells everyone she can play. Well, I guess three chords counts.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 3, 2020 6:46 PM |
I'm the heavy turquoise jewelry worn by the one who has lived in the US Southwest for all of six months after living years in New England.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 3, 2020 7:42 PM |
I'm the Let's Be Lesbians thread from last year. I was hilarious and F&F'd out of existence by lesbians.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 3, 2020 7:49 PM |
I'm the house overrun by half-feral cats. My owner almost smells as bad as me.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 3, 2020 7:51 PM |
99 comments and no one mentioned a flannel shirt?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 3, 2020 8:01 PM |
I'm Alice, the Brady family maid, and her never convincing crush on Sam.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 3, 2020 8:03 PM |
r100, meet r50.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 3, 2020 8:03 PM |
Ahhhh thank you R102. I missed it.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 3, 2020 8:06 PM |
R8 Because if you look closely, the thighs have already been filled-up...they are totally full...and the only place the fat has to go is the midsection. Once that happens, the only way to make the thighs look small again is to pile on the food and increase the size of the midsection, thereby creating the optically-illusive small thighs, to which you allude in your post. Those clever lesbians!
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 3, 2020 8:10 PM |
R101, thought she was big homophobe and a big republican??? If so, must have killed Robert Reed.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | May 3, 2020 8:12 PM |
[quote]thought she was big homophobe and a big republican???
When has that precluded someone from being a lesbian before?
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 3, 2020 8:16 PM |
I'm the bucket of KFC original fried chicken that the husband bought for the potluck picnic. No-one will notice that four pieces have gone missing between leaving the house and arriving at the picnic. The wife is hoping that JD brings the fixings for Smores, which remind her of those fun days with the girl scouts. And FUCK the boy scouts for now accepting women.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 3, 2020 8:26 PM |
I’m the daily dressing dilemma: Tevas or Birkenstocks?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 3, 2020 8:33 PM |
Okay, my sister is a big old dyke, so here it goes - sister and her zillions of exes who are all in the area:
"I'm republican because I believe in the american flag and honoring our servicemen and women, I also like wearing a tool belt and hanging out with the guys and eating grilled meat"
"HI, I'm so butch I get mistaken for a man, am a courier for a well-known world-wide company. I do the raising of the kids though mainly, though only having a HS diploma I'm sharper than i look. I love softball of course"
"Hello, I'm femme, and work in the penal system, retiring soon, YAY! I love flowers and dogs, my two boys are a handful and yet I love them to death. bleeding heart liberal here, it's why I don't hang out with my exes as much as they would like"
"Yo, I'm soft-butch and terribly fragile. any mental insecurity you can read about I suffer from. I like the femme's kids though so I end up babysitting a lot if my fibromyalgia isn't acting up"
"hey, I'm the ex from High school. I sort of avoid all of the above as too incompetent and unstable but will go to the softball fundraiser with my wife. my son just moved in with his boyfriend and though he doesn't have a job, I'm actually silently very pleased"
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 3, 2020 8:34 PM |
I’m the motorcycle boots that makes r108’s dilemma that much more difficult.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 4, 2020 1:16 AM |
I'm the bread pudding
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 4, 2020 2:22 AM |
I hate men, but I have no problem using a dildo shaped like a penis.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 4, 2020 3:22 AM |
I'm the awkward prom photo in which she's wearing a dress (she hasn't since) at her mother's behest but looks like a linebacker.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 4, 2020 9:04 AM |
I am both the secret arousal at and public disapproval of a large billboard of a half-naked woman.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 4, 2020 9:05 AM |
I'm the history of interpersonal failings, brought about by her surly attitude. I will never be addressed, since it's easier to blame men for everything.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 4, 2020 9:07 AM |
I'm the power-dyke Republican she voted for in the most recent gubernatorial election, over a gay male Democrat, because she 'wanted a woman in the Governor's mansion'.
I am also the judicial appointments, gerrymandering, and 'religious liberty' law that has happened since.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 4, 2020 9:10 AM |
I'm the self-proclaimed 'femme'.
I'm about as femme as Paul Lynde is butch.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 4, 2020 9:11 AM |
I am the cane to accompany the cane-face.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 4, 2020 9:28 AM |
I'm the fact that so many women were so wedded to their CPAP machines there had to be a tent for them at a supposed to be 'back to nature' music festival.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 4, 2020 10:17 AM |
I'm the greasy hair.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | May 4, 2020 10:18 AM |
I’m the box of Wal Mart brand tampons hidden in the back of the bathroom cabinet. I’m angrily grabbed around the 14th of each month by “Mel”, who has to adjust her strap-on several times while inserting me. Even with my extra strength heavy-flow abilities, I still can’t stop the mudslide that erupts from Mel and stains her favorite Costco Khakis and knockoff Calvin Klein boxer briefs.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | May 4, 2020 10:47 AM |
I’m a dinner party at Debbie Reynolds’ house!
by Anonymous | reply 124 | May 4, 2020 11:45 AM |
I'm the outdated second edition psychology textbooks (that are now on their eight edition) that she reads to pick up jargon to excuse her bad behaviour.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | May 4, 2020 2:04 PM |
I am “Closer to Fine.” I am an anthem.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | May 4, 2020 2:13 PM |
I'm an adult woman in 2020 referring to herself as a witch. Nothing pathetic or childish about me!
by Anonymous | reply 127 | May 4, 2020 2:15 PM |
I’m the empty bottles of MGD left out on the deck after Saturday’s post-softball game cook-out.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | May 4, 2020 2:53 PM |
R105
That reminds me: Agnes Moorehead hated Dick Sargeant. She was also a carpet muncher and Bible thumper.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | May 4, 2020 3:11 PM |
I'm the decking.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | May 4, 2020 3:42 PM |
I'm the Miller Genuine Drafts that are popped open while sitting around the fire pit in the backyard.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | May 4, 2020 4:01 PM |
I am woman
by Anonymous | reply 132 | May 4, 2020 4:04 PM |
I'm the one trying to grift-hike her way to Mychfest.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | May 4, 2020 4:37 PM |
I am the Doc Martens.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | May 4, 2020 6:05 PM |
I’m the desire to look and dress like straight men, even though I hate them
by Anonymous | reply 135 | May 4, 2020 8:07 PM |
I think my two female dogs may be lesbians. They constantly smell each other's crotches. I told them this morning that they should make it official and adopt a cat.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | May 4, 2020 8:16 PM |
I'm the anti-vaxxer who posts comments under articles about how some school will require vaccines after a measles outbreak like: 'Women have the right to decide what is and isn't injected into their bodies. Period.'
by Anonymous | reply 137 | May 4, 2020 8:18 PM |
I am the misunderstanding which led to the Netherlands no longer existing.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | May 4, 2020 8:20 PM |
I am the excuses they’ll always make for straight women.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | May 5, 2020 6:00 AM |
I'm the Dykes on Bikes opening the Pride Parade.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | May 5, 2020 12:04 PM |
I'm the Zippo lighter used to light lesbian cigars and cigarettes. Only Sheryl's pussy smells worse than I do.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | May 5, 2020 2:28 PM |
[quote]Let's Be Lesbians!
Does this require my involvement with anything vaginal?
by Anonymous | reply 143 | May 5, 2020 2:36 PM |
I’m melissa and laura. We love art, cats, and smoking crack.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | May 5, 2020 2:47 PM |
I'm the order of hierarchy when lesbians are in a group. Importance is determined by seniority, with the oldest lesbian being the final arbiter of all disputes.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | May 5, 2020 2:50 PM |
I'm the '90s singer-songwriter.
Any of them. Or all of them.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | May 5, 2020 2:54 PM |
R140, know that I love you and miss you. At last year's pride there were onltly two dykes on one bike. I was disconsolate.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | May 5, 2020 3:00 PM |
[quote]I'm the order of hierarchy when lesbians are in a group. Importance is determined by seniority, with the oldest lesbian being the final arbiter of all disputes.
I'm also her. I will sit with sedate majesty and quell burgeoning fights between the younger, scrappy lesbians with a firm, 'Now, now.'
by Anonymous | reply 148 | May 5, 2020 3:36 PM |
I'm movie night this Friday. We're going to start with Personal Best then The Accused and if there's time afterwards an Amy Schumer or Rebel Wilson special.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | May 5, 2020 7:13 PM |
I'm soccer.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | May 5, 2020 7:41 PM |
I'm highly detailed personal financial planning.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | May 5, 2020 7:48 PM |
I’m the collection of gay male porn.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | May 5, 2020 8:16 PM |
R8, hormonal problems like PCOS.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | May 5, 2020 8:21 PM |
I’m Helen Boyd who reluctantly became a sister of Sappho when her husband transitioned.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | May 5, 2020 9:27 PM |
No dates, sloppy dressing, cutting your own hair — I’m the quarantine that has not affected lesbians’ lifestyles at all.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | May 5, 2020 9:46 PM |
I’m the TOWANDA! bumper sticker on the back of the Subaru.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | May 5, 2020 10:48 PM |
I'm the wife beater t-shirt that is worn as a substitute bra, because let's face it, why bother!
by Anonymous | reply 157 | May 5, 2020 10:53 PM |
I’m very stern
by Anonymous | reply 158 | May 6, 2020 12:09 AM |
Hi Stern. I’m Hank.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | May 6, 2020 12:31 AM |
I'm the aptly-named wife beater.
Though life-partner beater would be even better.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | May 6, 2020 5:16 AM |
I’m fitted black men’s t-shirts that the butch one wears when it’s time to take the misses someplace nice for dinner, like the Golden Corral or Cracker Barrel. Wearing them makes me feel good cuz it reminds my old lady how hot I am while also not getting caught up in my chain wallet and matching motorcycle vest.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | May 6, 2020 9:16 AM |
I'm the penny-pinching she likes to call thrift.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | May 6, 2020 9:17 AM |
I am Portia, hiding in the maids' quarters.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | May 6, 2020 9:18 AM |
I'm the attempts to get something banned.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | May 6, 2020 9:28 AM |
I spoil all the fun.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | May 6, 2020 11:50 AM |
I am Beaux.
Yes, that is what I call myself and that is how I spell it.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | May 6, 2020 11:58 AM |
I’m the sturdy but unflattering boots
by Anonymous | reply 167 | May 6, 2020 1:17 PM |
I'm the one standing outside the supermarket trying to get my self-serving petition signed!
by Anonymous | reply 168 | May 6, 2020 3:13 PM |
I'm the hat and vest covered in gay pride buttons!!!
by Anonymous | reply 169 | May 6, 2020 3:15 PM |
I'm the Alpha Dyke who gets up at 5am to claim and reserve the best spot on the parade route!!! I bring all my beach chairs and if you don't like it, you can FUCK OFF!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 170 | May 6, 2020 3:22 PM |