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Let's Be Lesbians!

I'll start: I'm the one who faintly regrets changing her name from Susan Katzberg to Memoree Rainsong.

by Anonymousreply 171May 6, 2020 9:30 PM

I'm the one who is going to state my boundaries in R1 so I do not have to state them at R600.

by Anonymousreply 1March 2, 2020 4:26 PM

I'm:

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by Anonymousreply 2March 2, 2020 5:21 PM

We're depressed, Liz Warren is not winning.

by Anonymousreply 3March 2, 2020 7:47 PM

Let’s NOT! Or is it Les Not?

by Anonymousreply 4March 2, 2020 8:54 PM

I'm this:

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by Anonymousreply 5March 14, 2020 9:33 PM

I'm the has-bian - that now lives with a guy - but I still LOOK like a lesbian and kinda wish I still was...

by Anonymousreply 6March 14, 2020 9:38 PM

r5 Rojo Caliente! Has she always been that fat?

by Anonymousreply 7March 14, 2020 9:43 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 8March 14, 2020 9:48 PM

This is me.

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by Anonymousreply 9March 14, 2020 9:50 PM

[post redacted because independent.co.uk thinks that links to their ridiculous rag are a bad thing. Somebody might want to tell them how the internet works. Or not. We don't really care. They do suck though. Our advice is that you should not click on the link and whatever you do, don't read their truly terrible articles.]

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by Anonymousreply 10March 14, 2020 9:57 PM

I'm "What's THAT supposed to mean?!"

Someone will exclaim me before the thread is out.

by Anonymousreply 11March 14, 2020 9:58 PM

I'm a Lipstick Lesbian.

So sue me.

by Anonymousreply 12March 14, 2020 9:59 PM

I’m the deep carpet cleaning aficionado. My business slogan is ‘We’ll Lick It Into Shape’

by Anonymousreply 13March 14, 2020 10:04 PM

I'm the postal ballot for Amy Klobuchar that was sent off before she dropped out.

It is now spoiled.

She is now depressed.

Now wants Biden.

Sad Lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 14March 14, 2020 10:05 PM

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by Anonymousreply 15March 14, 2020 10:16 PM

We're Julie Cypher and Clementine Ford!

We look down on you.

by Anonymousreply 16March 14, 2020 10:18 PM

We're Margot Robbie, Sia, Amber Heard, and Lady Gaga!

We proclaim we're "QUEER!" and #ProudBisexuals, and we laugh at all of the dykes who think we're really anything other than straight whores.

by Anonymousreply 17March 14, 2020 10:24 PM

I'm a LUG (Lesbian Until Graduation).

I've already gotten an offer from one of the biggest law firms in the country. I'm growing my hair out and I just picked up some Jimmy Choo heels, a strand of pearls, and diamond ear studs at Tiffany. I peeked into the senior M&A partner's office when they were showing me around. I hear he's getting divorced after 25 years of marriage and has a house in the Hamptons.

Adios, Wellesley, it was fun while it lasted!

by Anonymousreply 18March 14, 2020 10:36 PM

I'm looking for a nut loaf recipe. Gluten-free, of course.

by Anonymousreply 19March 14, 2020 11:58 PM

I am the dog earred Moosewood cookbook on the kitchen shelf which has the aforementioned recipe (when adjusted for gluten free of course).

by Anonymousreply 20March 15, 2020 12:13 AM

Let's Be Annes!

by Anonymousreply 21March 29, 2020 9:18 PM

I am the concern over Anne Murray's safety during this epidemic !!!!

by Anonymousreply 22March 30, 2020 3:25 AM

I'm the marathon binge watching of "Love, Actually" during the Christmas holidays!

by Anonymousreply 23March 30, 2020 3:36 AM

We're going to the Statehouse tomorrow to protest that new heartbeat bill, even though we're the least likely people on earth to get an abortion- even less than a gay man.

by Anonymousreply 24March 30, 2020 5:37 AM

We are the six child substitutes otherwise known as cats. We are treated better than any human child.

by Anonymousreply 25March 30, 2020 11:21 AM

R20, I am embarrassed to admit that I have that cookbook! At least I am not a nut loaf fan.

by Anonymousreply 26March 30, 2020 11:45 AM

I’m the chance this quarantine gives for us to play some unironic old cassettes of Helen Reddy, KD Lang, and Anne Murray.

by Anonymousreply 27March 31, 2020 6:57 PM

I'm the party guest who purposely ignores the few gay men invited to the same party as me. They have no vaginas, ergo, they are INVISIBLE.

by Anonymousreply 28March 31, 2020 6:59 PM

I'm not either of the gals pictured in R5, and I suddenly feel a lot better about myself.

by Anonymousreply 29March 31, 2020 7:13 PM

Already am, thanks anyway.

by Anonymousreply 30March 31, 2020 7:16 PM

I'm the joke that went right over R30's head, in classic lesbian fashion.

by Anonymousreply 31March 31, 2020 7:47 PM

I'm the one who announces, "That's not funny," at any joke eliciting laughter.

by Anonymousreply 32March 31, 2020 7:57 PM

I'm the perceived slight read into everything, usually prompting the response 'What's THAT supposed to mean?'

by Anonymousreply 33March 31, 2020 7:59 PM

I prefer not to be a lesbian. They require too many accoutrements for sex.

by Anonymousreply 34March 31, 2020 8:02 PM

I INSIST that the L Word was a great show!!!

by Anonymousreply 35March 31, 2020 8:05 PM

I'm the one who already have mountains of supplies in before the virus hit.

by Anonymousreply 36March 31, 2020 8:11 PM

I'm the better than 50% chances that I've been in a relationship with either Rosie or Ellen.

by Anonymousreply 37March 31, 2020 8:21 PM

I'm the old Michfest forum. Now gone, I believe, but a few pages have been archived to preserve the insanity for posterity.

by Anonymousreply 38March 31, 2020 8:26 PM

Squirrels

Death

by Anonymousreply 39March 31, 2020 8:34 PM

I’m the obesity despite allegedly being a coeliac vegetarian who only eats local organic produce and has a million “sensitivities”.

by Anonymousreply 40April 1, 2020 6:13 AM

I’m unimpressed by The L Word reboot. I tut and shake my head at it.

by Anonymousreply 41April 1, 2020 6:36 AM

I’m the grey hair.

I smell too.

by Anonymousreply 42April 1, 2020 7:14 AM

I am the older lesbian with a salt and pepper mullet, weathered tanned skin and crusty toes and heels from walking barefoot all the time. Pedicures are for femmy girls.

by Anonymousreply 43April 1, 2020 11:05 PM

I’m the super butch one sometimes seen driving around town blasting The Eagles with the windows down on my huge SUV. I’ve been in charge of landscaping at the local college for decades and smoke fat cigars in my spare time. I also voted for Trump.

by Anonymousreply 44April 2, 2020 7:07 AM

I'm the Birkenstocks.

by Anonymousreply 45April 7, 2020 8:56 AM

I’m the off the chart domestic violence rates.

by Anonymousreply 46May 2, 2020 10:37 PM

Two words, bitches:

ROJO

CALIENTE

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by Anonymousreply 47May 2, 2020 10:42 PM

I also have an oversized clit.

by Anonymousreply 48May 2, 2020 10:43 PM

We’ve done this thread 3x before and better

by Anonymousreply 49May 2, 2020 10:48 PM

I'm your sister's flannel-wearing, beer-drinking, bottom-heavy, butch roommate.... of 21 years.

by Anonymousreply 50May 2, 2020 10:54 PM

I'm the vibrator they used on their first date five years ago, which is the last time they had sex.

by Anonymousreply 51May 2, 2020 10:59 PM

I’m the shoulder-based hugs.

by Anonymousreply 52May 2, 2020 11:02 PM

I'm the straight male friend who donates sperm.

by Anonymousreply 53May 2, 2020 11:03 PM

I'm the Saturday afternoon softball game.

by Anonymousreply 54May 2, 2020 11:05 PM

I’m the lesbians down the street from me who never mow their grass or do any yard work and live in what looks like a hoarding situation, however they put a row of primary colored Aderondack chairs in the middle of their buttercups. They never sit in them or appear at all in the out of doors , except speeding away in their Suburu. They both have gray mullets and round bellies. They look like Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.

by Anonymousreply 55May 2, 2020 11:14 PM

Uh oh, I hope they don’t read DL.

by Anonymousreply 56May 2, 2020 11:16 PM

I'm the deafening silence at Giggles Comedy Club on "Dyke Night"!!!!

by Anonymousreply 57May 2, 2020 11:20 PM

I’m the clatter of canes and the hum of mobility chairs at a potluck

by Anonymousreply 58May 2, 2020 11:31 PM

I’m the ‘80s power mullet in 2020.

by Anonymousreply 59May 2, 2020 11:50 PM

I'm this.

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by Anonymousreply 60May 3, 2020 12:03 AM

I’m the big boned gal from Southern Alberta.

by Anonymousreply 61May 3, 2020 12:03 AM

I'm the Indigo Girls who don't like being labeled a “lesbian duo” if it “implies mediocrity.”

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by Anonymousreply 62May 3, 2020 12:11 AM

I'm the U-Haul they book after the second date.

by Anonymousreply 63May 3, 2020 12:12 AM

I’m the Melissa Etheridge CD which is actually older than the couple’s oldest son!

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by Anonymousreply 64May 3, 2020 4:28 AM

Im Tegan and Sara!

by Anonymousreply 65May 3, 2020 8:41 AM

I’m the serene Earth Goddess persona in public and the nasty, drunken real self only seen at home.

by Anonymousreply 66May 3, 2020 8:54 AM

I'm Sara's vagina cape.

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by Anonymousreply 67May 3, 2020 9:01 AM

I’m the fat womon, wondering if I’d be useful on garbage detail.

by Anonymousreply 68May 3, 2020 9:12 AM

I'm the scissoring manual in the nightstand. I am referred to periodically until lesbian bed death sets in.

by Anonymousreply 69May 3, 2020 9:21 AM

A goodlooking straight woman friend lamented to me that all the gay men were beautiful but unavailable, and she'd consider being a lesbian but they were all so fat and unappealing.

by Anonymousreply 70May 3, 2020 9:34 AM

I'm the wedding: the femme one in dress, the butch one in tux.

Even though this combo now seems hackneyed and unfunny.

by Anonymousreply 71May 3, 2020 10:46 AM

I'm the unsettling air of menace.

by Anonymousreply 72May 3, 2020 10:49 AM

I'm the raw vegan lasagna recipe that "tastes just like" real lasagna.

by Anonymousreply 73May 3, 2020 11:15 AM

I’m r74 and I agree with r49. We’re barely 50 posts in before many repeats.

by Anonymousreply 74May 3, 2020 12:35 PM

Hi guys!

*waves*

I’m here.

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by Anonymousreply 75May 3, 2020 12:36 PM

I’m the jealousy and resentment towards gay men.

by Anonymousreply 76May 3, 2020 12:48 PM

I'm Marjory LunaWoman and teach female anatomy at the local community college

by Anonymousreply 77May 3, 2020 1:15 PM

I'm a "man," I hate other women more than actual men do.

by Anonymousreply 78May 3, 2020 1:22 PM

I'm a sense of humor, all the best lesbians have me.

by Anonymousreply 79May 3, 2020 1:24 PM

I'm the tiger that ate Saff's arm, hear me roar.

by Anonymousreply 80May 3, 2020 1:28 PM

I’m Melissa Etheridge, the classic Lesbian As Womanizer.

by Anonymousreply 81May 3, 2020 2:29 PM

I’m Elisabeth Hassleback’s crush on Rosie. I exist only in Rosie’s mind.

by Anonymousreply 82May 3, 2020 3:45 PM

I’m the soft butch sous chef.

by Anonymousreply 83May 3, 2020 3:48 PM

I’m The Facts of Life.

by Anonymousreply 84May 3, 2020 3:49 PM

I'm the collection of kd lang CDs and ticket stubs.

by Anonymousreply 85May 3, 2020 3:51 PM

I am Kel and Kelly. Kel's ex, Kellie, is also Kelly's ex Kelley's ex.

by Anonymousreply 86May 3, 2020 3:56 PM

I'm kd, at a tech seminar, speaking out against auto-capitalization:

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by Anonymousreply 87May 3, 2020 4:08 PM

I'm the lesbian who works at a non profit legal organization for LGBTTTQQIAA that screams FACTS that should never be questioned:

1. Transwymin ARE wymin!!!!!

2. Men have periods....MEN BLEED, assholes!

3. The patriarchy is the reason why I'm living just above the poverty line, morbidly obese and hate my heteronormative parents for having me.

by Anonymousreply 88May 3, 2020 4:15 PM

I'm the Dream Catcher hanging from the rear-view mirror in the never-washed Subaru parked in the driveway!

by Anonymousreply 89May 3, 2020 4:15 PM

I'm every post on facebook which is either a picture of a cat or a meme of a cat with a "gay pride rainbow colors" overlay.

by Anonymousreply 90May 3, 2020 4:33 PM

[quote]I’m the big boned gal from Southern Alberta.

I'm the last ten dollars spent on birth control and beer.

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by Anonymousreply 91May 3, 2020 4:37 PM

Lez be friends. Homo you don't

by Anonymousreply 92May 3, 2020 4:38 PM

R75 You dropped something!

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by Anonymousreply 93May 3, 2020 6:36 PM

I'm the acoustic guitar sitting in the corner that she tells everyone she can play. Well, I guess three chords counts.

by Anonymousreply 94May 3, 2020 6:46 PM

I'm the heavy turquoise jewelry worn by the one who has lived in the US Southwest for all of six months after living years in New England.

by Anonymousreply 95May 3, 2020 7:42 PM

I'm the Let's Be Lesbians thread from last year. I was hilarious and F&F'd out of existence by lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 96May 3, 2020 7:49 PM

I'm the house overrun by half-feral cats. My owner almost smells as bad as me.

by Anonymousreply 97May 3, 2020 7:51 PM

I'm knitting. I'm a metaphor for lesbian lives.

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by Anonymousreply 98May 3, 2020 7:55 PM

I am style.

I am obviously in the wrong thread.

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by Anonymousreply 99May 3, 2020 7:57 PM

99 comments and no one mentioned a flannel shirt?

by Anonymousreply 100May 3, 2020 8:01 PM

I'm Alice, the Brady family maid, and her never convincing crush on Sam.

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by Anonymousreply 101May 3, 2020 8:03 PM

r100, meet r50.

by Anonymousreply 102May 3, 2020 8:03 PM

Ahhhh thank you R102. I missed it.

by Anonymousreply 103May 3, 2020 8:06 PM

R8 Because if you look closely, the thighs have already been filled-up...they are totally full...and the only place the fat has to go is the midsection. Once that happens, the only way to make the thighs look small again is to pile on the food and increase the size of the midsection, thereby creating the optically-illusive small thighs, to which you allude in your post. Those clever lesbians!

by Anonymousreply 104May 3, 2020 8:10 PM

R101, thought she was big homophobe and a big republican??? If so, must have killed Robert Reed.

by Anonymousreply 105May 3, 2020 8:12 PM

[quote]thought she was big homophobe and a big republican???

When has that precluded someone from being a lesbian before?

by Anonymousreply 106May 3, 2020 8:16 PM

I'm the bucket of KFC original fried chicken that the husband bought for the potluck picnic. No-one will notice that four pieces have gone missing between leaving the house and arriving at the picnic. The wife is hoping that JD brings the fixings for Smores, which remind her of those fun days with the girl scouts. And FUCK the boy scouts for now accepting women.

by Anonymousreply 107May 3, 2020 8:26 PM

I’m the daily dressing dilemma: Tevas or Birkenstocks?

by Anonymousreply 108May 3, 2020 8:33 PM

Okay, my sister is a big old dyke, so here it goes - sister and her zillions of exes who are all in the area:

"I'm republican because I believe in the american flag and honoring our servicemen and women, I also like wearing a tool belt and hanging out with the guys and eating grilled meat"

"HI, I'm so butch I get mistaken for a man, am a courier for a well-known world-wide company. I do the raising of the kids though mainly, though only having a HS diploma I'm sharper than i look. I love softball of course"

"Hello, I'm femme, and work in the penal system, retiring soon, YAY! I love flowers and dogs, my two boys are a handful and yet I love them to death. bleeding heart liberal here, it's why I don't hang out with my exes as much as they would like"

"Yo, I'm soft-butch and terribly fragile. any mental insecurity you can read about I suffer from. I like the femme's kids though so I end up babysitting a lot if my fibromyalgia isn't acting up"

"hey, I'm the ex from High school. I sort of avoid all of the above as too incompetent and unstable but will go to the softball fundraiser with my wife. my son just moved in with his boyfriend and though he doesn't have a job, I'm actually silently very pleased"

by Anonymousreply 109May 3, 2020 8:34 PM

I’m the motorcycle boots that makes r108’s dilemma that much more difficult.

by Anonymousreply 110May 4, 2020 1:16 AM

I'm the bread pudding

by Anonymousreply 111May 4, 2020 2:22 AM

I'm this haircut:

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by Anonymousreply 112May 4, 2020 2:27 AM

I hate men, but I have no problem using a dildo shaped like a penis.

by Anonymousreply 113May 4, 2020 3:22 AM

I'm the awkward prom photo in which she's wearing a dress (she hasn't since) at her mother's behest but looks like a linebacker.

by Anonymousreply 114May 4, 2020 9:04 AM

I am both the secret arousal at and public disapproval of a large billboard of a half-naked woman.

by Anonymousreply 115May 4, 2020 9:05 AM

I'm the history of interpersonal failings, brought about by her surly attitude. I will never be addressed, since it's easier to blame men for everything.

by Anonymousreply 116May 4, 2020 9:07 AM

I'm the power-dyke Republican she voted for in the most recent gubernatorial election, over a gay male Democrat, because she 'wanted a woman in the Governor's mansion'.

I am also the judicial appointments, gerrymandering, and 'religious liberty' law that has happened since.

by Anonymousreply 117May 4, 2020 9:10 AM

I'm the self-proclaimed 'femme'.

I'm about as femme as Paul Lynde is butch.

by Anonymousreply 118May 4, 2020 9:11 AM

I am the cane to accompany the cane-face.

by Anonymousreply 119May 4, 2020 9:28 AM

I'm the fact that so many women were so wedded to their CPAP machines there had to be a tent for them at a supposed to be 'back to nature' music festival.

by Anonymousreply 120May 4, 2020 10:17 AM

I'm the greasy hair.

by Anonymousreply 121May 4, 2020 10:18 AM

I'm:

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by Anonymousreply 122May 4, 2020 10:29 AM

I’m the box of Wal Mart brand tampons hidden in the back of the bathroom cabinet. I’m angrily grabbed around the 14th of each month by “Mel”, who has to adjust her strap-on several times while inserting me. Even with my extra strength heavy-flow abilities, I still can’t stop the mudslide that erupts from Mel and stains her favorite Costco Khakis and knockoff Calvin Klein boxer briefs.

by Anonymousreply 123May 4, 2020 10:47 AM

I’m a dinner party at Debbie Reynolds’ house!

by Anonymousreply 124May 4, 2020 11:45 AM

I'm the outdated second edition psychology textbooks (that are now on their eight edition) that she reads to pick up jargon to excuse her bad behaviour.

by Anonymousreply 125May 4, 2020 2:04 PM

I am “Closer to Fine.” I am an anthem.

by Anonymousreply 126May 4, 2020 2:13 PM

I'm an adult woman in 2020 referring to herself as a witch. Nothing pathetic or childish about me!

by Anonymousreply 127May 4, 2020 2:15 PM

I’m the empty bottles of MGD left out on the deck after Saturday’s post-softball game cook-out.

by Anonymousreply 128May 4, 2020 2:53 PM

R105

That reminds me: Agnes Moorehead hated Dick Sargeant. She was also a carpet muncher and Bible thumper.

by Anonymousreply 129May 4, 2020 3:11 PM

I'm the decking.

by Anonymousreply 130May 4, 2020 3:42 PM

I'm the Miller Genuine Drafts that are popped open while sitting around the fire pit in the backyard.

by Anonymousreply 131May 4, 2020 4:01 PM

I am woman

by Anonymousreply 132May 4, 2020 4:04 PM

I'm the one trying to grift-hike her way to Mychfest.

by Anonymousreply 133May 4, 2020 4:37 PM

I am the Doc Martens.

by Anonymousreply 134May 4, 2020 6:05 PM

I’m the desire to look and dress like straight men, even though I hate them

by Anonymousreply 135May 4, 2020 8:07 PM

I think my two female dogs may be lesbians. They constantly smell each other's crotches. I told them this morning that they should make it official and adopt a cat.

by Anonymousreply 136May 4, 2020 8:16 PM

I'm the anti-vaxxer who posts comments under articles about how some school will require vaccines after a measles outbreak like: 'Women have the right to decide what is and isn't injected into their bodies. Period.'

by Anonymousreply 137May 4, 2020 8:18 PM

I am the misunderstanding which led to the Netherlands no longer existing.

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by Anonymousreply 138May 4, 2020 8:20 PM

I am the excuses they’ll always make for straight women.

by Anonymousreply 139May 5, 2020 6:00 AM

I'm the Dykes on Bikes opening the Pride Parade.

by Anonymousreply 140May 5, 2020 12:04 PM

I'm the Zippo lighter used to light lesbian cigars and cigarettes. Only Sheryl's pussy smells worse than I do.

by Anonymousreply 141May 5, 2020 2:28 PM

I'm this:

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by Anonymousreply 142May 5, 2020 2:33 PM

[quote]Let's Be Lesbians!

Does this require my involvement with anything vaginal?

by Anonymousreply 143May 5, 2020 2:36 PM

I’m melissa and laura. We love art, cats, and smoking crack.

by Anonymousreply 144May 5, 2020 2:47 PM

I'm the order of hierarchy when lesbians are in a group. Importance is determined by seniority, with the oldest lesbian being the final arbiter of all disputes.

by Anonymousreply 145May 5, 2020 2:50 PM

I'm the '90s singer-songwriter.

Any of them. Or all of them.

by Anonymousreply 146May 5, 2020 2:54 PM

R140, know that I love you and miss you. At last year's pride there were onltly two dykes on one bike. I was disconsolate.

by Anonymousreply 147May 5, 2020 3:00 PM

[quote]I'm the order of hierarchy when lesbians are in a group. Importance is determined by seniority, with the oldest lesbian being the final arbiter of all disputes.

I'm also her. I will sit with sedate majesty and quell burgeoning fights between the younger, scrappy lesbians with a firm, 'Now, now.'

by Anonymousreply 148May 5, 2020 3:36 PM

I'm movie night this Friday. We're going to start with Personal Best then The Accused and if there's time afterwards an Amy Schumer or Rebel Wilson special.

by Anonymousreply 149May 5, 2020 7:13 PM

I'm soccer.

by Anonymousreply 150May 5, 2020 7:41 PM

I'm highly detailed personal financial planning.

by Anonymousreply 151May 5, 2020 7:48 PM

I’m the collection of gay male porn.

by Anonymousreply 152May 5, 2020 8:16 PM

R8, hormonal problems like PCOS.

by Anonymousreply 153May 5, 2020 8:21 PM

I’m Helen Boyd who reluctantly became a sister of Sappho when her husband transitioned.

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by Anonymousreply 154May 5, 2020 9:27 PM

No dates, sloppy dressing, cutting your own hair — I’m the quarantine that has not affected lesbians’ lifestyles at all.

by Anonymousreply 155May 5, 2020 9:46 PM

I’m the TOWANDA! bumper sticker on the back of the Subaru.

by Anonymousreply 156May 5, 2020 10:48 PM

I'm the wife beater t-shirt that is worn as a substitute bra, because let's face it, why bother!

by Anonymousreply 157May 5, 2020 10:53 PM

I’m very stern

by Anonymousreply 158May 6, 2020 12:09 AM

Hi Stern. I’m Hank.

by Anonymousreply 159May 6, 2020 12:31 AM

I'm the aptly-named wife beater.

Though life-partner beater would be even better.

by Anonymousreply 160May 6, 2020 5:16 AM

I’m fitted black men’s t-shirts that the butch one wears when it’s time to take the misses someplace nice for dinner, like the Golden Corral or Cracker Barrel. Wearing them makes me feel good cuz it reminds my old lady how hot I am while also not getting caught up in my chain wallet and matching motorcycle vest.

by Anonymousreply 161May 6, 2020 9:16 AM

I'm the penny-pinching she likes to call thrift.

by Anonymousreply 162May 6, 2020 9:17 AM

I am Portia, hiding in the maids' quarters.

by Anonymousreply 163May 6, 2020 9:18 AM

I'm the attempts to get something banned.

by Anonymousreply 164May 6, 2020 9:28 AM

I spoil all the fun.

by Anonymousreply 165May 6, 2020 11:50 AM

I am Beaux.

Yes, that is what I call myself and that is how I spell it.

by Anonymousreply 166May 6, 2020 11:58 AM

I’m the sturdy but unflattering boots

by Anonymousreply 167May 6, 2020 1:17 PM

I'm the one standing outside the supermarket trying to get my self-serving petition signed!

by Anonymousreply 168May 6, 2020 3:13 PM

I'm the hat and vest covered in gay pride buttons!!!

by Anonymousreply 169May 6, 2020 3:15 PM

I'm the Alpha Dyke who gets up at 5am to claim and reserve the best spot on the parade route!!! I bring all my beach chairs and if you don't like it, you can FUCK OFF!!!!

by Anonymousreply 170May 6, 2020 3:22 PM

I’m this beautiful creature.

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by Anonymousreply 171May 6, 2020 9:30 PM
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