Tim Allen Wants to Do a “Home Improvement” Reboot

Please no. Once was plenty.

Oh God No! He is a one-note character and he should be grateful he was able to play that note for as long as he did. Retire already and let some Youngblood have a chance.

A convicted felon/drug dealer getting a second chance? Only in Fat, Old White Guy World.

His second chance was years ago

Trump supporter, but not as obnoxious as Roseanne.

Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas still hot?

Is there an audience for this? It's one of those hit shows you never see in syndication or on cable.

Good luck. Jonathan Taylor Thomas hates Tim Allen like poison. And does anybody even know where Taran Noah Smith is these days?

R7 I can't use your comment as a measurement of public taste. Two Broke Girls? The Middle? These are syndication worthy?

R8 He’s doing something or other with submarines.

and you know if he doesn't get to do this he'll complain that he's persecuted because he's conservative

JTT and Patricia couldn’t get out of that show fast enough towards the end. Unless they’re broke, I can’t imagine them wanting to take part. Also, the guy that played Wilson is dead. What’s the point?

[QUOTE] Good luck. Jonathan Taylor Thomas hates Tim Allen like poison.

Then why was he on Tim Allen’s show last year?

{quote] Then why was he on Tim Allen’s show last year?

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Fuck this deplorable piece of unfunny shit!

[quote] Then why was he on Tim Allen’s show last year?

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Last Man Standing isn't the same as a Home Improvement reboot? Sorry, they are the same, and equally bad. Tim Allen should stick with voicing Buzz Lightyear, which is probably the only thing that most people would like him to do.

"His brand of toxic male masculine humor will NOT be welcome on my TV!"

Timothy Allen Dick. No, thanks.

Does Tim Allen hate JTT for being gay?

For Repugs only .

I wanted Richard Karn quite badly, back in the day. Now I'm afraid to search for a recent picture.

WHET to Patricia Richardson? I think she played the governor of a state, maybe Texas on The West Wing and that's all I've seen of her.

It was always shit. I sometimes watched it during the later seasons to tape (!) clips of JTT to jerk off to later, and it was always a chore (the watching, not the jerking off).

[QUOTE] I wanted Richard Karn quite badly, back in the day. Now I'm afraid to search for a recent picture.

There’s nothing to fear. He looks virtually the same. That’s part of the reason Tim Allen wants a reboot: he knows most the key players are still alive and look decent, and that’s why it could work.

He already stamped his feet and got them to bring back Last Man Standing. Talk about entitled snowflake.

[quote]WHET to Patricia Richardson?

I saw her in a Hallmark Channel Christmas movie, although not the same one that Richard Karn was in.

Patricia could care less. She is one of the people that refused to come back for another season, despite them offering to double her pay per episode.

His other TV son Zachery Ty Bryan is a deplorable too

JTT wouldn’t even come back to film the finale. Tim took it very personal.

Please tell me JTT isn't a freeper, too

Isn't his other show basically just Home Improvement but with daughters instead?

Are you kidding me? Tim “The Toolman” Taylor was NOT a rightwinger. There was nothing political about the show.

Zachery Ty Bryan looks like he FUCKS. And he likes Trump <3

Daddy!!!!

R10: Interesting about Taran Smith. Thanks for that. And yes R29, I know Zachery was a Nazi from a while back. When I was a gayling, it was him that I jerked off to. But in retrospect it was a terrible show.

Last Man Standing should have stayed dead because it sucks now

He is thoroughly obnoxious. Keep him away from cameras of any kind.

R13 JTT turned out to be very blah looking, IMO.

I watched Home Improvement more than I care to admit, a local channel always aired it in syndication after school. Despite watching it so often, I have barely any recollection of any storylines. It really wasn't that memorable. I only remember that the youngest son (I don't even remember the character names!!!) became a goth and JTT's character ended up with some sort of thyroid condition AND ended up gong to Costa Rica.

I'm already hard at work on the dialogue!

Hey, how's this for Patricia Richardson as Jill?

"TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!! I can't BELIEVE you'd be so INSENSITIVE!"

JTT is going to look like a midget standing next to the other two brothers.

I thought Tim Allen was kinda hot.

I did too, R41.

Is this reboot going to be a love letter to deplorables like his last show?

Did he run out of blow?

r38 That's great about not remembering any storylines. It was on all the time in our house growing up, and I'd even watch it regularly. The only storylines I remember was are when Jill had girlfriends over to do waxing, but the guys thought the wax was a dip, and then I remember another time when Jill had to drive The Granite Guy home and Tim got jealous. Remarkably forgettable.

The show's storylines were not memorable. What was memorable were Tim's mishaps, particularly on Tool Time.

Tim electrocuting himself by jamming a potato into the broken bulb in a still plugged-in lamp, Tim gluing his own forehead to a table, and Tim accidentally knocking out Bob Vila with a 4x8 come to mind.

R46 Honestly, I don't even remember that stuff!!

A rather memorable segment from Bob Villa's Home Again was when he assisted Tim Allen with a concrete pour in Beverly Hills, Michigan.

I watched the show as a kid in the 90’ (and it was fine then), but I recently watched a few episodes on one of those cheap antenna channels and it was painfully unfunny and terribly dated. Definitely not a show that needs to come back.

Brain dead when it was "fresh," someone besides him thinks there is a market for this shit? Has network TV even had a pulse in the last decade?

Wow, Zachary Ty Bryan turned into a bloated potato, didn’t he?

Fuck Tim Allen, greedy mofo.

Terrible show.

Even as a child I recognized that this was a show for stupid people with only the most basic concept of humor. Also, Tim Allen is a snitch.

The "Last Man Standing" syndicated shows are actually funny, and that Masterson brother is hot.

[quote] Wow, Zachary Ty Bryan turned into a bloated potato, didn’t he?

Did you see r34?

Apparently, Pamela Anderson is no longer a busy newlywed, so you know she's available...

[quote]The "Last Man Standing" syndicated shows are actually funny

I watched maybe five minutes of it at someone else's house and it was nothing but racist Deplorable jokes. Democrats were called brownshirts for Soros or something similar, and there was a joke about how black women would have been happier if they'd just remained maids.

But I guess if you're the kind of mental midget still making "Trigglypuff" jokes in 2020, you'd find that kind of thing funny.

[quote]Tim took it very personal.

He's a big baby. He complains about people on Twitter who criticize him, not even the trolls but just basic "that joke was kind of racist" comments. He whined that being conservative in Hollywood was just like being a Jew in Nazi Germany. He whined until his show was renewed even after it was cancelled.

All he does is whine and complain. He gets his feelings hurt at the drop of a hat, I swear.

Cons tend to have a victim complex. They talk about snowflakes and safe spaces, yet they're often the biggest babies. Look at their King - no one can say anything about him without him slamming them on Twitter for days. And not only him, but his troll sons too.

PLEASE YANK THAT RIGHT WING SOB OFF TV FOR GOOD ..

I always hated tim allen. he had the worst vibes....like the conservative uncle who farted a lot at dinner and got drunk and made gay jokes bout ev body.

horrid person

[quote] Then why was he on Tim Allen’s show last year?

That wasn’t last year. He hasn’t been on it in quite some time.

Well since he’s not a recurring character, wouldn’t that make sense?

At certain angles Tim Allen was / is handsome.

Few are as hated in Hollywood and the biz as much as mr allen….mean fuk

[quote]Then why was he on Tim Allen’s show last year?

He didn’t know it was his show.

[quote]All he does is whine and complain. He gets his feelings hurt at the drop of a hat, I swear.

Sounds just like a certain president whom Tim admires.

Wouldn't a push toward a Toy Story 5 be a more lucrative move for Tim?

If there's a Toy Story 5, it's not going to be because Tim Allen "pushed" for it.

I was shocked by how Buzz was “Supporting” in TS4. Granted, that movie was a big send off to the Woody and Bo lovers. Many hated that Bo wasn’t in part 3.

[quote]But I guess if you're the kind of mental midget still making "Trigglypuff" jokes in 2020, you'd find that kind of thing funny.

The fuck are you lisping about? You overanalyzing twat. It’s a dumb sitcom with a laugh track--NOT the second coming.

they have to pay co stars double to work with the turd faced allen: creepie meanie...

Tim Allen has BDF.

I never sat through even 1 episode of that show.