Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds engaged and expecting baby

The heterosexual lifestyle is sick and twisted.

OP I thought his divorce went through last week?

[quote]Gross. He's not even divorced from wife number 2 yet.

I adore your morals.

[quote]Get off my fucking laptop you fat slob!

Who told you not to like him, your Mama?

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The slob is still married to Marina Wheeler with whom he had four children, here goes: Lara Lettice, Milo Arthur, Cassia Peaches and Theodore Apollo.

Ugh. Like that DNA needs to Carry On.

But wait, there's more R7. He had a child out of wedlock with his mistress Helen Macintyre.

There's supposedly a sixth child out there somewhere, so this one with Carrie will be his 7th, ugh.

And is he also the father of his blonde American ex-"good friend" Jennifer Arcuri's child? No one seems to talk about that, but it wouldn't surprise me.

I am shocked that people want to fuck him!

Without compensation!

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So can you get engaged while you’re still married?

Yes R10, YES

He says he doesn't want to talk about his children and even tried to get a gagging order re the daughter he has with Helen MacIntyre. "The judge ruled that the public had a right to know about Johnson's "reckless" behaviour." He's sexually incontinent.

R14, “sexually incontinent” is genius. I’m stealing that.

This guy is white trash. And the women who fuck him are, too.

And wait, there's so much more, according to that Wikipedia article: his first marriage "was annulled in 1993 and twelve days later Johnson married Marina Wheeler... Five weeks later, Wheeler and Johnson's first child was born."

And then: "Between 2000 and 2004, Johnson had an affair with Spectator columnist Petronella Wyatt when he was its editor, resulting in two terminated pregnancies."

Damn, that's at least six kids by my count, not including Arcuri's child. The NHS needs to call him in for a vasectomy, STAT!

I believe he is of Turkish descent. Obviously the old harem instinct dies hard.

This really is news: the NYT is reporting it!

She looks a bit like Bea or Eugenie (Mrs Jack Brooksbank).

He looks like he could be Dotard’s brother. He should not be allowed to reproduce. It’s not too late to abort.

"Any developments in Johnson’s private life also carry something of a risk for the prime minister. Inevitably, it turns attention on to his chequered history of relationships, and repeated refusal to say how many children he has. The prime minister’s divorce from his second wife, Marina Wheeler, is not yet finalised, and his third marriage to Symonds will be the first wedding of a sitting prime minister in 200 years."

[quote] refusal to say how many children he has

Repulsive

[quote] Revealed! Where Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds may have conceived their child

Gross

[quote] So can you get engaged while you’re still married?

Yes, Virginia

I can't imagine why any woman, or man, would want to have sex with him. He's the U.K. version of Trump. Overweight, bad hair, and not pleasant to look at. On top of it all, his life so far reads like a cheap, white trash baby daddy.

"When one marries one's mistress, one creates a vacancy".

R25 Jammy was right 'cept Johnson hasn't married Carrie yet. She is still la Maîtresse-en-titre. God knows who else he {Johnson} is fucking.

If he did it with you, he’ll do it to you.

Is he rich?

oinky nose

Somebody my husband knows is in a relationship with one of his daughters, who was with her when she received a text message from her dear father the day after his election win last December. 'We won!', he apparently wrote.

'Fuck off' was her reply.

Carrie Symonds is way out of Boris Johnson's league.

When Symonds was a teenager she was drugged and raped by the taxi driver John Worboys, one of Britain's worst rapists. He's believed to have raped over 100 women but he was only prosecuted for 12 rapes, Symonds being one of the 12.

When the Parole Board agreed that Worboys should be released from prison on licence, Symonds campaigned to keep in prison, he wasn't released but was later charged with additional rapes, which he admitted. 3 months ago he was given another life sentence.

R27 Not rich exactly: $4 Million Real Name Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson Place of Birth New York City, New York, USA Date of Birth June 19, 1964 (age 55) Height 5' 9"

Since I'm American Carrie's been off my radar until she got into the news over the domestic dispute with the laptop. Since then I've noticed that in every picture I've seen of her she seems to be wearing a full wig on top of her own hair. Or is having two parts in your hair, one on top of the other, fashionable in London?

The rutting habits of the pig.

Oldest trick in the book.

There ain’t no class nowadays What the fuck is wrong with these women? What’s wring with him. Pigs, all of them.

Family guy: "Friends say the PM was “smitten” by Carrie from the start – and she was “bowled over” by his charisma. [Daughter] Lara reportedly branded the PM a “selfish b*****d”."

That's right folks: "charisma."

R32, you’re right. That’s so weird. She has a bizarre hairline.

The world's most potent aphrodisiac: P O W E R

The estranged wife did the same thing, but worse. She had her baby less than a month and a half after boris's first divorce.

The wife was a whore. A stupid whore who had 4 children with this piece of shit. The newest one is a whore too, but she's seems like she might be a smart whore. I think she's only in this to get what she can out of boris - fame, power and moneywise

R39, she’s a “PR guru”, which tells me all I need to know.

I googled her to see what her deal is, and the first thing you see is “Carrie Symonds is the fiancée of the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom”. I had to laugh aloud. THAT tells me what I didn’t know past “PR guru”.

He looks like he could play Lennie in “Of Mice and Men.”

Can you imagine if a female prime minister behaved this way? Or a black male one, for that matter? They'd be ripped to shreds. I remember thinking the same about Trump having five kids by three different women.

[quote] Or a black male one, for that matter?

A black one R42? What planet do you live on?

"Boris Johnson set to take paternity leave when Carrie Symonds gives birth."

You know he'll be prowling around the taverns of Westmister for his next broodmare while Carrie is recovering from her delivery.

When the Drs are sewing her up, he'll be trying to hook up with some nurse

He is a pig.

She's a sow.

She's an adulteress and flaunting the baby bump to ... muslim women. This is why they think Western civilization is ripe for destruction. You can be sure that she and her Lothario are on the list of those who would establish the Califate of Britannistan.

^ the destruction list

Trash. And she's a whore--who else would fuck that old piece of shit?

R50 A lot of women want his cock apparently.

Theresa May wants his cock - nailed to her wall.

The PM of the UK earns just under £150k (under $200,000).

Boris always earned his money as a 'journalist' and was pretty well paid (can't do that now), he doesn't have a lot of family money and with an ex-wife (with children) taking him to the cleaners I'm not sure how long he can afford to be Prime Minister?

Wait a fucking minute - Lara Lettice?

Somebody named their kid Lara Lettice?

"Together they have four children, Lara Lettice, first year at Hufflepuff; Milo Arthur, gay pederast dipshit; Cassia Peaches, formerly Casuh Vodka; and Theodore Apollo, god-like black porn star."

R53 He's presumably also paying maintenance for his children born out of wedlock. As PM he will have a lot of people who will pay his debts so he can remain their dream PM. If not, no, he could not afford to be PM.

R55 He'd have to declare any money paid on his behalf to Parliament, If his soon to be ex-wife got wind of anything dodgy she'd go straight to the newspapers.

Parliament has a register of interests. If his £100K credit card bill is paid off by some Brexiteer bajillionnaires, where is the interest to be declared? His soon to be ex-wife is supposed to have had full financial disclosure in the matrimonial financial court proceedings: good luck with that.

R57 Forgot to add that his soon to be ex-wife Maria is the daughter of Charles Wheeler, probably the British equivalent of Walter Cronkite in terms of public credibility and trustworthiness. She wouldn't ruin her Father's legacy and reputation.

Read this as to why everything has to be disclosed.

R51=Boris Johnson

R58 That duck house was cheap at twice the price.

Parliamentary watchdog to investigate Boris's holiday

He comes from a very long line of Eurotrash, as well as from Turks and Americans.

He was born in NYC. He's a Yankee Doodle.

Nobody knows for sure how many kids this guy has fathered. He's a fucking dog.

Not a dog R64. He's a real Yankee Doodle Dandy.

R61 He is pure sleaze, some of it from his Turkish inheritance.

Don't go blaming that piece of English trash on us, thank you.

Carrie's engagement ring. Her taste in jewellery doesn't appear much better than her taste in men.

I am dumbfounded this guy can any woman to even look twice at him.

As a New Yorker, B bought it from Kay for Carrie.

Grossssssssss

[quote] Forgot to add that his soon to be ex-wife Maria is the daughter of Charles Wheeler, probably the British equivalent of Walter Cronkite in terms of public credibility and trustworthiness. She wouldn't ruin her Father's legacy and reputation

That's absolutely hilarious. That wife of his is a dumb bitch who couldn't give two shits about her dad's reputation or legacy. She was a proud, proud slut. She openly cheated with bozo while he was still married to his first wife, she even got pregnant while he was married and had her baby five weeks after bozo's divorce was finalized from his very first wife. I think it's hilarious this happened to her. She deserved every bit of it. She sure wasn't thinking of her dad's legacy or reputation when she was spreading her legs and ass for boris

Fuck this guy. Who cares?

His twin brother across the pond, did the same thing, minus a few kids.

America and it’s motherland, the U.K: proving that the white men they vote for, have zero fucks to give as to what we think, because they gave them all to a bunch daft bimbos who were charmed by Belching Boris and Donnie Diapers.

R73 is the Meghstan in the mix; now that Meghs is back in town, we should all be talking about HER!