Why hasn't Cheryl Cole broken out in the States?

Terrible music

Her pussy stinks.

Also American, but learned about her back when she was cast for USA X Factor so I looked her up and learned who she was. She pretty much is known as a beauty who got lucky with good looks and has a career because of good looks.

Girls Aloud had many hits but hers is the only solo who took off. She is HUGE in the UK.

I did like her song “Fight for This Love”, but that’s it. Her song Parachute was a huge hit but it’s awful.

Can’t understand her. Is she even speaking in English?

A mediocre singer pushing 40 with an ugly accent, a bad attitude and a penchant for abusing black women.

Yeah, she’ll go down a treat in America.

Looks Puerto Rican.

Very cute and personable. Great plastic surgery since the start of her career but I think that it’s probably because she’s cheesy. Nicole Scherzinger is also huge in the U.K. but not so much in the US and is looking trans these days. Different strokes for different folks I guess. Interesting how some stars take off internationally and others just stay local to their country.

Are Cheryl Tweedy and Cheryl Cole the same person?

Consider Cheryl Cole as a less talented Robbie Williams or a less loveable Kylie. There's much less market space for her than for the typical foreigners who become successes in the US market.

The British music acts who break out in America don't have to beautiful, but they usually need to import American sounds that blends in with local product.

Hence Amy Winehouse, Adele, Rod Stewart, Sam Smith, Coldplay, Def Leppard, Elvis Costello.

The Euro poptart sound didn't take off in America, so, like Australian Kylie, she's shit out of luck unless she takes a verse on an EDM or hip-hop track.

Cheryl has that Black Irish curse. She looks so ethnic that no one can believe that she is of mixed English and Irish descent. Most people peg her as a"Paki" or an Italian. Cheryl is what the inhabitants of Ireland looked like before the Celtic hordes invaded.

R9 I have no idea if they are the same person. They knew they were both pretty looking, petite chavs, who did not sing TOO offkey...

For a brief moment in the UK you couldn't turn on the TV without seeing her on it, but when she made the mistake of going to America she was forgotten within seconds and when she came back the interest wasn't there anymore, she tried to get back to her past glories by fucking Liam Payne and having his kid but it didn't work. She's aging and becoming even more desperate. Plus she beat the shit out of a black woman.

[quote] Plus she beat the shit out of a black woman.

Why?

She wass drunk off her ass and went apeshit on that poor victim. When asked about the incident Cheryl said "it is boring and irrelevant." Cheryl the only thing that is boring and irrelevant you cunty little chav is you.

She does look ethnic. But pretty

Cheryl Hole is more famous in the US

She is huge in the UK. Or was.

She's a cunt.

She’s white so she should be a celebrity? Hahahahaha 😂

Her last couple of singles have done pretty poorly in the UK and she's parted ways with her record company as a result. She's still a TV star in the UK, though. She's basically in the "variety show" phase of her career a la DL fave Cilla Black.

She's truly a dreadful singer. She could have gotten away with it in the 1990s but not nowadays.

R22 Awful. She's not talented , even by pop tart standards.

She and her two lapdogs were quite bitchy when they got going. And only one of the three bitching can actually sing competently, so they were a little lacking in self awareness.

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Girls Aloud will definitely reunite someday. Although apparently Chloe, Kimberly and Nicole became a clique of cunts and were less than friendly to Nadine and poor, beleaguered Sarah who seems to suffer from emotional issues.

Don’t forget her horrific tattoo

Shite for this love.

She was inescapable on UK radio for several years and had a lot of hits because she was billed as Britain's sweat heart. As with most people, her moment passed and she can barely scrape the top 40.

Sweetheart!