New York Social Diary: Vivi ZINGS into spring and she's bringing you!

Lucky Joy Cohen's clever collar has "collared" two valentines (or is that "Valentinos"?) — and, clever girl that she is, Joy can keep an eye on both of them at once. This Joy comes both in the morning and at night!

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to Judy McLaren, Ann Van Ness, Barbara Wolf, and PJ Mitchell we go!

While a dragonfly nestles in the armpit of Judy's sheer frock, Brave Annie-Vannie shows she isn't a-skeered of mixing a pattern or eight.

Meanwhile, on-the-go-go-gal Barb was so anxious to make the soiree she forgot her right tit in the limousine!

Don't these people own mirrors?

Susan Gudfreund, Jamee Gregory, and CeCe Cord prove the adage: if you've got a face that works for you, keep it!

(And Jamee says, "That goes double for the hairdo!" Jamee knows: it's always 1985 somewhere!)

Diamonds on the soles of their orthopedic shoes — it's forever-youngers Fern Tailor and Frannie Scaife!

If there's rice pudding to be had, Fernie and Frannie will be first at the gala! The darlings!

A passing waiter called this convivial group "an Uncle Bottom convention." I don't know what that means, but Peter Wilson, Scott Sanders, Bob Henckels, and Burl Salmon set the ladies' heads to PIVOT!

And you don't think Vivi would forget dear Joanna Fisher — showing a daring amount of leopard-leg under a vicuna-colored swing coat!

Careful, Joanna, darling, or it won't be just Cupid taking a shot at you, but one of the president's sons!

Coronavirus cannot stop Jenna Mack and Charles Tolbert from attending the spectacular revelry at the Carnevale Gala in Venice this past weekend.

The NY Social Diary Threads are DL at its finest.

What does chick-a-boom actually mean?

I wonder who OP is. He’s a brilliant writer. These threads are gold. Best of DL.

Isn't Fernie clever, r5? I never would have thought to have my hair striped to match my outfit.

R7, is Joanna's bronzer applied by you-know-who at 1600 Penn. Ave?

Joanna Fisher and friends on the town this week. Tout New York was a-whisper: was our dear Joanna ill? Her normal healthy complexion seemed a bit ... paler. But her signature white lipstick was as dazzling as ever.

r10 Gay Guy Mitchell knew what Chicka Boom means.

So did Daddy Dewdrop.

Some of the least attractive people in the country. But, of course, everyone in NYC is beautiful...... according to DL.