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Who's the DILF in the Otezla TV ads??

I like what I see.

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by Anonymousreply 43April 14, 2020 4:01 AM

Damn OP. Good choice. I like it too...

by Anonymousreply 1February 24, 2020 11:52 AM

He is fabulous. I've been wondering how long it would be before he popped up here. He is deserving of a spot on our collective gaydar.

But why the board shorts? If Otezla clears one's skin... show us that. Show us how smooth his little bottom is. If we accidentally see his dick, no one will object.

by Anonymousreply 2February 24, 2020 11:52 AM

I'm sure he was hot a couple of centuries ago. Now, he's just an AWG.

by Anonymousreply 3February 24, 2020 11:55 AM

He has a weird wide open eye forced smile. They were definitely going for the totally average guy look. Not too old, not young, not overly hairy or fem or masculine, no abs just a bit of a belly but not really fat.

by Anonymousreply 4February 24, 2020 11:55 AM

Eh, not hideous, but nothing memorable, either.

by Anonymousreply 5February 24, 2020 11:57 AM

Give me the guy building a "sanctuary" bathroom in the Lowes or Home Depot ad.

by Anonymousreply 6February 24, 2020 11:59 AM

Capital One guy is much hotter.

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by Anonymousreply 7February 24, 2020 12:02 PM

This guy.

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by Anonymousreply 8February 24, 2020 12:03 PM

Low's guy is Fugly. Dont see the appeal unless maybe you are some very old troll fixated on youth.

by Anonymousreply 9February 24, 2020 12:13 PM

R8’s guy is smoking hot. The capital one guy’s a Jesus freak fuck.

by Anonymousreply 10February 24, 2020 12:14 PM

That's the first throuple I've seen in a commercial.

by Anonymousreply 11February 24, 2020 12:18 PM

The Capital one guy is not a Jesus freak, that's someone else. He has millions of followers, the commercials have gone viral because of his looks.

Low's guy is a fug. If you think that is smoking hot, you must be really, really desperate. Average at best. Which is the target they want to appeal to who would shop there.

by Anonymousreply 12February 24, 2020 12:23 PM

OP, it’s this guy.

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by Anonymousreply 13February 24, 2020 12:24 PM

Ok, R12. We’ve all changed our minds thanks to your SAGE advice!

by Anonymousreply 14February 24, 2020 12:30 PM

The Capital One guy is named Jeremy Brandt.

by Anonymousreply 15February 24, 2020 12:57 PM

R4

My sister gave birth to triplets and had a smaller belly.

Youse all is chub chasers.

by Anonymousreply 16February 24, 2020 1:09 PM

Psoriasis is more common in obese people (google it), so they use attractive examples of slightly overweight individuals without having full-on fatties. The guy in the hammock is cute in this one.

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by Anonymousreply 17February 24, 2020 4:18 PM

Dilf is named Steve Hansen. He was on an episode of Naked and Afraid. Season 4, Episode 2. "Rumble in the Jungle". He is naked, and should be afraid because I am going to stalk him. I can get it On Demand with Spectrum. Tried to find a link, but you have to have subscriptions for some of the providers.

by Anonymousreply 18February 24, 2020 6:59 PM

I wanna see hammock guy top Hansen.

by Anonymousreply 19February 24, 2020 7:24 PM

Rofl R11.

That's the first thing that popped into my mind.

Those two sluts in the op's commercial were begging for it!

by Anonymousreply 20February 24, 2020 11:19 PM

Capital One guy is smoking hot.

He's gotta be at least 6'4.

At first, I thought that he was some kind of former professional athlete.

Is he famous for anything else, besides this commercial?

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by Anonymousreply 21February 24, 2020 11:20 PM

Steve Hansen has a much leaner body in Naked and Afraid, and a quite fine ass which is displayed quite a bit. But I like him a bit porkier as in the Otzela ad.

by Anonymousreply 22February 24, 2020 11:41 PM

Capital One dude (Jeremy Brandt) was also a cop in this ad.

He's six feet, five inches of delicious DILFness.

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by Anonymousreply 23February 24, 2020 11:45 PM

Otezla Steve can also be seen here.

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by Anonymousreply 24February 24, 2020 11:46 PM

Otezla sounds like a Mexican cheese.

by Anonymousreply 25February 24, 2020 11:48 PM

R22 I agree. I bit of porkiness is always welcome. Oink, oink !

by Anonymousreply 26February 24, 2020 11:49 PM

I've decided to adopt a few kitties and name them Otezla, Linzess and Cosentyx (Cosi for short).

by Anonymousreply 27February 24, 2020 11:50 PM

Just once I’d love for one of the deranged body Nazis who screech “Fat!” at an average-sized man to post a current picture of themselves for all of us to drool over.

by Anonymousreply 28February 25, 2020 12:19 AM

Capital One guy was a pilot. "Born and raised on the beaches of Southern California, Brandt is a graduate of UCLA and an avid sportsman. After college he went to Steamboat Springs, Colorado where he spent a winter as a snowboard instructor and from there to Arizona where he become a licensed commercial pilot and flew for United Airlines."

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by Anonymousreply 29February 25, 2020 6:20 AM

Capital One guy has very large hands, just saying.

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by Anonymousreply 30February 25, 2020 6:22 AM

Yeah, Jeremy is a hot fucker.

by Anonymousreply 31February 25, 2020 3:50 PM

OP's dilf is not Smoking Hot but is a prime example of Hot Dad Bod and Mama likes very much.

by Anonymousreply 32February 25, 2020 4:20 PM

I don't usually go for the "bears" but I thought this guy was ridiculously handsome.

(Shame he had the bad luck to be promoting a cancer causing product, though.)

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by Anonymousreply 33February 25, 2020 4:25 PM

He's much cuter and cuddlier in the commercial than he was running around the jungle naked.

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by Anonymousreply 34February 25, 2020 4:27 PM

Hot fuckable dude in a commercial...

You rang?

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by Anonymousreply 35February 25, 2020 4:30 PM

Don't you all have Netflix?

by Anonymousreply 36February 25, 2020 4:32 PM

Your point, R36? I do, but also get my streaming cable channels via Hulu. Which (outside of Hulu programming itself) has commercials.

by Anonymousreply 37February 25, 2020 4:58 PM

I have Sling R36. It's live news and other programing. They have commercials like cable. You sound like you live in a bubble.

by Anonymousreply 38March 2, 2020 12:06 AM

He’s the cutest (single?) dad

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by Anonymousreply 39April 14, 2020 3:23 AM

I don't even look at a man unless he has some pudge.

by Anonymousreply 40April 14, 2020 3:27 AM

The Capital One guy was in an episode of Dateline that involved the murder of his college volleyball teammate. And his commercial ran in the episode.

by Anonymousreply 41April 14, 2020 3:58 AM

Otezla dude is so handsome. I'm so glad his psoriasis healed.

by Anonymousreply 42April 14, 2020 3:59 AM

We're diverting a bit here, but I'd so climb that guy in R33's commercial.

by Anonymousreply 43April 14, 2020 4:01 AM
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