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Let's be Amy Klobuchar tonight

Watching it all fade away.

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by Anonymousreply 10February 24, 2020 1:43 AM

I’m the half eaten hotdish

by Anonymousreply 1February 23, 2020 2:27 AM

Amy who?

by Anonymousreply 2February 23, 2020 2:30 AM

I'm the Red Hot Pickled Sausage she picked up at a Nevada truck stop. My fate hinged on tonight's results. I could have been doused in sparkling wine and thrust in her lady hole. Instead, I will end the night fellated, chomped, and shredded, on the floor next to her scuffed taupe pumps.

by Anonymousreply 3February 23, 2020 2:34 AM

Too busy frantically adding my pathetic numbers to Pete's each time a new batch of totals is released for the "real" result!

by Anonymousreply 4February 23, 2020 2:36 AM

I'm her Mayor Pete Voodoo Doll

by Anonymousreply 5February 23, 2020 2:40 AM

I'm her Spanx. It has been a looooong day.

by Anonymousreply 6February 23, 2020 2:42 AM

This is all the fault of that queen with his "flowery speeches". His other crimes (which are legion) include:

Buttigieg killed the Lindbergh baby.

Buttigieg let the dogs out.

Buttigieg blew Richard Speck.

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by Anonymousreply 7February 23, 2020 2:44 AM

I’m her 1/2 inch heels.

by Anonymousreply 8February 23, 2020 2:44 AM

If she really voted for Plumps judges then she deserves to lose.

by Anonymousreply 9February 23, 2020 2:45 AM

It all started in a blizzard..

by Anonymousreply 10February 24, 2020 1:43 AM
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