Muscle Marys go to Palm Springs

EEEk, they're in awe of that dump?

..and they don't seem very bright but good for them!

coyote ugly

Adam and Bernardo seem very sweet and are crazy about each other, but they're both kind of dim.

Their need to find at least one opportunity to be shirtless in each of their videos is annoying.

They're mostly shirtless in all the warm weather climates.

I guess I need to check out their Old Quebec In The Winter video to see how naked they are there.

They always get their quota in. They used to live in Portland, and would make sure there was at least one scene of them being "casually" shirtless around their apartment.

That said, if I had Bernardo's body, I might be the same way.

Well bless their hearts. I don't expect either one of them to ever become a titan of industry, but they do seem like sweet boys.

No erect cock?

I'm out.

Despite being built like Greek gods, I could be convinced they don't actually have sex. There's an odd lack of sexual heat between them.

R9, Muscle Marys are like statues--they can be fascinating to observe but their isn't any real anything beyond that.

Where's that house? It doesn't look close to PS?

R11 I think it's near Joshua Tree which is....hmm, 30 to 60 minutes from PS, I think.

Correct R12, they are north are north of Desert Hot Springs it looks like. Cute couple having fun, very cool.

[quote][R9], Muscle Marys are like statues--they can be fascinating to observe but their isn't any real anything beyond that.

Yeah, but they've moved continents in order to be together. Yet I can easily imagine them sleeping in separate beds like Bert and Ernie.

Meh. One of them is a hamburger away from incipient obesity. He’s barely hanging on and is always sucking in his stomach. The other one will leave him shortly. Suicide will follow. Sad.

Adam competes in Men's Physique competition. If he's the one you're saying is sucking in his stomach, he's probably bulking.

I know way too much about them, clearly.

Do they bump bussy?

They used to live in Brazil. just got married a few months ago.

They got a million views for that video, they must be making decent money from thus cringe worthy endeavor.

I dunno, they seem happy.

SocialBlade estimates they make about $100K on their videos. They recently decided to spend six months traveling. I honestly havee no idea how they support themselves, because I don't think either one of them has made reference to a job.

They’ve never worked a day in their lives.

The fellow in the red speedo had a woody, when he was wrestling his lover in the pool!

[quote]Well bless their hearts. I don't expect either one of them to ever become a titan of industry

Oh, I don't know -- I expect they could easily become titans in the porn industry.

Whores and tramps

Why are they wearing clothes?

Two SCENE QUEENS. I'll pass.

Sooo strange all this social media narcissism. It’s like reality TV: mediocrity on full display and for me not even train wreck rubber necking value.

Why would I want to watch videos of unremarkable people who have nothing interesting to say?

I feel like youtube is largely lost on me.

Trying to make their exes jealous: "Look, we're horny hotties on vacay!".

They cut their planned six months around the world short. Not because of COVID, but because Adam had a mental health crisis. They went back to Portland so he could have an easier time getting treated.

So, I guess they'll be taking their shirts off while in self-quarantine.

On the serious, I actually do wish them well. They're shallow, but they're not hurting anyone.

[quote]but because Adam had a mental health crisis.

Did he find our thread?

I hope not. They're kind of ridiculous, but they don't deserve normal DL levels of scorn. They're not hurting anyone. They're not Cockgobbler Aaron Schock.

Plus, they're probably go back to hanging out with the geekier (and cuter to me) Husband and Husband who also live in Portland.

Flat asses, no thanks

They both should do some squats.