Armie Hammer finally starting to look Jewish

cutie pie

He always looked Jewish to me. He has that jaw

So handsome.

He starting to look like Robin Williams.

No it’s the nose, it’s much broader than when he was young

I want him to sit on my face

R4 He just needs the wig

OMG YASSSS ARMIE IS ROBIN AS BARBRA! I see it so clearly now!

He’s finally starting to look like his great grandfather.

Armie look Jewish? Only in some Velvet Mafia dream.

Her weight always fluctuates.

Kinda looks like Liev Schreiber

Alcohol bloat.

Funnily enough, as I age I think I have become a bit more noticeably Jewish looking as well. I have many friends of mixed Italian ancestry, and they appear more Mediterranean as they get on in years. Armie's eyes have always looked familiarly Jewish to me.

He shall not share table with us!

He is undoubtedly handsome and while I like his speaking voice it does seem affected.

Nope. Still the WASP-iest looking actor on the planet. Doesn't look remotely like Liev Schreiber other than they are both big guys with the same fair coloring. Even at this age, Liev looks like he could kick Armie's ass.

The Jew jumped out... it always does.

Suddenly his eyes look beady

He's just been cast as Avigdor in Lady Gaga's remake of "Yentl".

[quote] while I like his speaking voice it does seem affected.

In what way?

R21 like he's done too much stage acting and he is always projecting. Not a turn off but just something I notice with him.

He looks Russian.

Thank, R22 (Timo).

His voice is dreadful. He's an extremely weird man who likes to tell long and detailed stories, which end up sounding boring. He's been lied to too often. Someone should tell him to stfu.

R19 he's always had beady eyes. It's why he looks so ordinary.

I find him very ugly.

Schnozz

Sorry not true OP. I saw him last night in”The Minutes” on Broadway. He’s even more gorgeous in person and was very friendly and nice at the stage door afterward.

He's ugly af.

DL's legion of bigoted scum rise to the surface of the cesspool.

Wow R28 bigot much? When are you going to join the Trump administration?

he is georgous u furd!!!!

I wonder who r31 [italic]thought[/italic] he was talking to.

R33 I think he's calling R28 a bigot because that poster implied that NOT "looking more Jewish" means looking "more gorgeous."

He is so far from my normal type. I usually go for dark-haired, dark-eyed more hairy guys, but there's something about Armie that really gets me going. He reminds me of one of those very straight-laced-looking straight boys that might just be a little dirty minded or wild. Likes to smoke. Might stay up after hours on the occasional Saturday and do a little blow. Might let you suck his dick.

[quote]He reminds me of one of those very straight-laced-looking straight boys that might just be a little dirty minded or wild. Likes to smoke. Might stay up after hours on the occasional Saturday and do a little blow. Might let you suck his dick.

I think Armie is all those things.

Armie is only gay for Timmy

And Luca

This has also happened to Jake G. The Jew genes have taken over.

Thank you, r34. Somewhere along the line, I put both OP and r27 on "ignore." I mistakenly read r28 as a response to r26.

Sorry, r31.

LMAO he's a fat, fug, closet case. He looks like a monster in real life. Ugly mf

He doesn’t look like a Jew he looks puffy from fillers and Botox. He’ll be morphing into Bill Shatner before we know it.

Timmy is part Jewish too. They are meant 2 b!

Only 1/8 Jewish?? So, he's not circumcised?

Super handsome - I would rim him deep. Love me some jews!!!

He looks like just about any guy you’d see walking down the street going to an office job except he’s like 8 ft tall. Very bland, very nondescript except for the height. He’s probably not cut bc he’s basically been raised a fundie. He’s got chapped lips, often appear to have some sort of fungal disease on his arms and has a disgusting body and spotty chest wig. To top it off he’s really dumb and strange.

^^ but saying all that, he’s really had a rough deal. With all that money and still no fame or charm. I kind of feel sorry for the guy. When it comes down to it society are really snobs for talent and looks. He lacks for both.

He doesn't have giant bug eyes.

I love cut cocks!

tall and handsome. love me some Armie

He's a hottie.

I hope he’s not Jewish down there. He’s too handsome to be mutilated.

He should be in jail, perverted pedophile.

R53 I assume you’re referring to the kid suckage? Or playing a pedo on screen? Or maybe both?

He looks like my accountant.

R54 the poster at r53 is Matt Anscher, the resident Datalounge loon.

Stop acknowledging him.

The Matt Anscher accuser troll IS Matt Anscher.

That doesn’t make any sense Matt

What is looking "Jewish" I'm Jewish and people mistake me for Italian or Irish..we don't have a 'look"

R59 = Barbra Joan

r35 lol that's kinda hot

When he's lean and fit he looks good, but he always puffs out when not filming.

Does he still have his son suck on him?

R59, genuinely curious- Irish or Italian? Those traditionally aren’t looks that are easily confused. Pretty distinctive as knee jerk, “oh you look blank”.

His son is luck to suck his feet

That’s a Jewish profile

Some of these comments are deranged. I agree the guy is odd, dumb, and not very talented or charming. I also agree he's getting plainer-looking as he ages, but in The Social Network he was stunning, and he's still better looking than 99% of regular people.

Saying things like you feel sorry for him because society looks down on people who aren't talented or attractive (I'm paraphrasing, but one psycho upthread actually wrote something like that) is fucking ridiculous.

Of all the people who make up our society, 6'5" blond, blue-eyed white males with above-average looks from prominent families don't strike me as the ones you should be feeling sorry for.

r67 Armie is not white. He is 1/8th Ashkenazi Jewish and 1/512th Cherokee Native American. He is mixed.

No, he's white as fuck.

R68 = troll

R70 do you not understand sarcasm?

R67 but he's kind of pathetic. No?

He is a no talent hack but he’s a hot no talent hack!

"Armie hammer finally starting to look Jewish?" Uh?

Who came up with this thread? An anti-semitic, white supremacist?

He's a handsome man. Period.

Go crawl back under your bridge and measure the width of your forehead and earlobes with the yardstick of your eugenicist beliefs.

R59 I fully see your point, as there is no ONE look or phenotype that could be labelled as Jewish, however many of us recognise familiar features, and some features (especially in certain combinations) can be identified as "Jewish-looking".

BTW, I also agree with the Irish look and the Italian look amongst us. Ashkenazi after all have considerable ancient Southern Italian admixture, from the Neolithic period, as well as later during the Roman Empire. (from the mitochondrial DNA)

R74 BPC, thank you for defending us, and as always your kind words. I'm really not sure what POV OP is coming from, however I don't think it is always necessarily bad to speak of these things generally.

Oy gevalt!

I reckon handsome Armand looks like this guy—