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Armie Hammer finally starting to look Jewish

The WASPish actor is 1/8 Jewish from his namesake great grandfather Armand Hammer.

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by Anonymousreply 77Last Friday at 11:50 PM

cutie pie

by Anonymousreply 102/21/2020

He always looked Jewish to me. He has that jaw

by Anonymousreply 202/21/2020

So handsome.

by Anonymousreply 302/21/2020

He starting to look like Robin Williams.

by Anonymousreply 402/21/2020

No it’s the nose, it’s much broader than when he was young

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by Anonymousreply 502/21/2020

I want him to sit on my face

by Anonymousreply 602/21/2020

R4 He just needs the wig

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by Anonymousreply 702/21/2020

OMG YASSSS ARMIE IS ROBIN AS BARBRA! I see it so clearly now!

by Anonymousreply 802/21/2020

He’s finally starting to look like his great grandfather.

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by Anonymousreply 902/21/2020

Armie look Jewish? Only in some Velvet Mafia dream.

by Anonymousreply 1002/21/2020

Her weight always fluctuates.

by Anonymousreply 1102/21/2020

Kinda looks like Liev Schreiber

by Anonymousreply 1202/21/2020

Alcohol bloat.

by Anonymousreply 1302/21/2020

Funnily enough, as I age I think I have become a bit more noticeably Jewish looking as well. I have many friends of mixed Italian ancestry, and they appear more Mediterranean as they get on in years. Armie's eyes have always looked familiarly Jewish to me.

by Anonymousreply 1402/21/2020

He shall not share table with us!

by Anonymousreply 1502/21/2020

He is undoubtedly handsome and while I like his speaking voice it does seem affected.

by Anonymousreply 1602/21/2020

Nope. Still the WASP-iest looking actor on the planet. Doesn't look remotely like Liev Schreiber other than they are both big guys with the same fair coloring. Even at this age, Liev looks like he could kick Armie's ass.

by Anonymousreply 1702/21/2020

The Jew jumped out... it always does.

by Anonymousreply 1802/21/2020

Suddenly his eyes look beady

by Anonymousreply 1902/21/2020

He's just been cast as Avigdor in Lady Gaga's remake of "Yentl".

by Anonymousreply 2002/21/2020

[quote] while I like his speaking voice it does seem affected.

In what way?

by Anonymousreply 2102/21/2020

R21 like he's done too much stage acting and he is always projecting. Not a turn off but just something I notice with him.

by Anonymousreply 2202/21/2020

He looks Russian.

by Anonymousreply 2302/21/2020

Thank, R22 (Timo).

by Anonymousreply 2402/21/2020

His voice is dreadful. He's an extremely weird man who likes to tell long and detailed stories, which end up sounding boring. He's been lied to too often. Someone should tell him to stfu.

R19 he's always had beady eyes. It's why he looks so ordinary.

by Anonymousreply 2502/21/2020

I find him very ugly.

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by Anonymousreply 2702/27/2020

Sorry not true OP. I saw him last night in”The Minutes” on Broadway. He’s even more gorgeous in person and was very friendly and nice at the stage door afterward.

by Anonymousreply 2802/27/2020

He's ugly af.

by Anonymousreply 2902/27/2020

DL's legion of bigoted scum rise to the surface of the cesspool.

by Anonymousreply 3002/27/2020

Wow R28 bigot much? When are you going to join the Trump administration?

by Anonymousreply 3102/27/2020

he is georgous u furd!!!!

by Anonymousreply 3202/27/2020

I wonder who r31 [italic]thought[/italic] he was talking to.

by Anonymousreply 3302/27/2020

R33 I think he's calling R28 a bigot because that poster implied that NOT "looking more Jewish" means looking "more gorgeous."

by Anonymousreply 3402/27/2020

He is so far from my normal type. I usually go for dark-haired, dark-eyed more hairy guys, but there's something about Armie that really gets me going. He reminds me of one of those very straight-laced-looking straight boys that might just be a little dirty minded or wild. Likes to smoke. Might stay up after hours on the occasional Saturday and do a little blow. Might let you suck his dick.

by Anonymousreply 3502/27/2020

[quote]He reminds me of one of those very straight-laced-looking straight boys that might just be a little dirty minded or wild. Likes to smoke. Might stay up after hours on the occasional Saturday and do a little blow. Might let you suck his dick.

I think Armie is all those things.

by Anonymousreply 3602/27/2020

Armie is only gay for Timmy

by Anonymousreply 3702/27/2020

And Luca

by Anonymousreply 3802/27/2020

This has also happened to Jake G. The Jew genes have taken over.

by Anonymousreply 3902/27/2020

Thank you, r34. Somewhere along the line, I put both OP and r27 on "ignore." I mistakenly read r28 as a response to r26.

Sorry, r31.

by Anonymousreply 4002/27/2020

LMAO he's a fat, fug, closet case. He looks like a monster in real life. Ugly mf

by Anonymousreply 4102/27/2020

He doesn’t look like a Jew he looks puffy from fillers and Botox. He’ll be morphing into Bill Shatner before we know it.

by Anonymousreply 4202/27/2020

Timmy is part Jewish too. They are meant 2 b!

by Anonymousreply 4302/27/2020

Only 1/8 Jewish?? So, he's not circumcised?

by Anonymousreply 4402/27/2020

Super handsome - I would rim him deep. Love me some jews!!!

by Anonymousreply 4502/27/2020

He looks like just about any guy you’d see walking down the street going to an office job except he’s like 8 ft tall. Very bland, very nondescript except for the height. He’s probably not cut bc he’s basically been raised a fundie. He’s got chapped lips, often appear to have some sort of fungal disease on his arms and has a disgusting body and spotty chest wig. To top it off he’s really dumb and strange.

by Anonymousreply 4602/27/2020

^^ but saying all that, he’s really had a rough deal. With all that money and still no fame or charm. I kind of feel sorry for the guy. When it comes down to it society are really snobs for talent and looks. He lacks for both.

by Anonymousreply 4702/27/2020

He doesn't have giant bug eyes.

by Anonymousreply 4802/27/2020

I love cut cocks!

by Anonymousreply 4902/27/2020

tall and handsome. love me some Armie

by Anonymousreply 5002/27/2020

He's a hottie.

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by Anonymousreply 5102/27/2020

I hope he’s not Jewish down there. He’s too handsome to be mutilated.

by Anonymousreply 5202/27/2020

He should be in jail, perverted pedophile.

by Anonymousreply 5302/27/2020

R53 I assume you’re referring to the kid suckage? Or playing a pedo on screen? Or maybe both?

by Anonymousreply 5402/27/2020

He looks like my accountant.

by Anonymousreply 5502/27/2020

R54 the poster at r53 is Matt Anscher, the resident Datalounge loon.

Stop acknowledging him.

by Anonymousreply 5602/27/2020

The Matt Anscher accuser troll IS Matt Anscher.

by Anonymousreply 5702/27/2020

That doesn’t make any sense Matt

by Anonymousreply 5802/27/2020

What is looking "Jewish" I'm Jewish and people mistake me for Italian or Irish..we don't have a 'look"

by Anonymousreply 5902/27/2020

R59 = Barbra Joan

by Anonymousreply 6002/27/2020

r35 lol that's kinda hot

by Anonymousreply 6102/27/2020

When he's lean and fit he looks good, but he always puffs out when not filming.

by Anonymousreply 6202/27/2020

Does he still have his son suck on him?

by Anonymousreply 6302/27/2020

R59, genuinely curious- Irish or Italian? Those traditionally aren’t looks that are easily confused. Pretty distinctive as knee jerk, “oh you look blank”.

by Anonymousreply 6402/27/2020

His son is luck to suck his feet

by Anonymousreply 6502/27/2020

That’s a Jewish profile

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by Anonymousreply 6602/27/2020

Some of these comments are deranged. I agree the guy is odd, dumb, and not very talented or charming. I also agree he's getting plainer-looking as he ages, but in The Social Network he was stunning, and he's still better looking than 99% of regular people.

Saying things like you feel sorry for him because society looks down on people who aren't talented or attractive (I'm paraphrasing, but one psycho upthread actually wrote something like that) is fucking ridiculous.

Of all the people who make up our society, 6'5" blond, blue-eyed white males with above-average looks from prominent families don't strike me as the ones you should be feeling sorry for.

by Anonymousreply 6702/28/2020

r67 Armie is not white. He is 1/8th Ashkenazi Jewish and 1/512th Cherokee Native American. He is mixed.

by Anonymousreply 6802/28/2020

No, he's white as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 6902/28/2020

R68 = troll

by Anonymousreply 7002/29/2020

R70 do you not understand sarcasm?

by Anonymousreply 7102/29/2020

R67 but he's kind of pathetic. No?

by Anonymousreply 7203/02/2020

He is a no talent hack but he’s a hot no talent hack!

by Anonymousreply 7303/02/2020

"Armie hammer finally starting to look Jewish?" Uh?

Who came up with this thread? An anti-semitic, white supremacist?

He's a handsome man. Period.

Go crawl back under your bridge and measure the width of your forehead and earlobes with the yardstick of your eugenicist beliefs.

by Anonymousreply 7403/02/2020

R59 I fully see your point, as there is no ONE look or phenotype that could be labelled as Jewish, however many of us recognise familiar features, and some features (especially in certain combinations) can be identified as "Jewish-looking".

BTW, I also agree with the Irish look and the Italian look amongst us. Ashkenazi after all have considerable ancient Southern Italian admixture, from the Neolithic period, as well as later during the Roman Empire. (from the mitochondrial DNA)

R74 BPC, thank you for defending us, and as always your kind words. I'm really not sure what POV OP is coming from, however I don't think it is always necessarily bad to speak of these things generally.

by Anonymousreply 7503/05/2020

Oy gevalt!

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by Anonymousreply 7603/08/2020

I reckon handsome Armand looks like this guy—

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by Anonymousreply 77Last Friday at 11:50 PM
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