The WASPish actor is 1/8 Jewish from his namesake great grandfather Armand Hammer.
Armie Hammer finally starting to look Jewish
|by Anonymous||reply 77||Last Friday at 11:50 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/21/2020|
He always looked Jewish to me. He has that jaw
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/21/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/21/2020|
He starting to look like Robin Williams.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/21/2020|
No it’s the nose, it’s much broader than when he was young
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/21/2020|
I want him to sit on my face
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/21/2020|
R4 He just needs the wig
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/21/2020|
OMG YASSSS ARMIE IS ROBIN AS BARBRA! I see it so clearly now!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/21/2020|
He’s finally starting to look like his great grandfather.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/21/2020|
Armie look Jewish? Only in some Velvet Mafia dream.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/21/2020|
Her weight always fluctuates.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/21/2020|
Kinda looks like Liev Schreiber
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/21/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/21/2020|
Funnily enough, as I age I think I have become a bit more noticeably Jewish looking as well. I have many friends of mixed Italian ancestry, and they appear more Mediterranean as they get on in years. Armie's eyes have always looked familiarly Jewish to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/21/2020|
He shall not share table with us!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/21/2020|
He is undoubtedly handsome and while I like his speaking voice it does seem affected.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/21/2020|
Nope. Still the WASP-iest looking actor on the planet. Doesn't look remotely like Liev Schreiber other than they are both big guys with the same fair coloring. Even at this age, Liev looks like he could kick Armie's ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/21/2020|
The Jew jumped out... it always does.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/21/2020|
Suddenly his eyes look beady
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/21/2020|
He's just been cast as Avigdor in Lady Gaga's remake of "Yentl".
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/21/2020|
[quote] while I like his speaking voice it does seem affected.
In what way?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/21/2020|
R21 like he's done too much stage acting and he is always projecting. Not a turn off but just something I notice with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/21/2020|
He looks Russian.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/21/2020|
Thank, R22 (Timo).
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/21/2020|
His voice is dreadful. He's an extremely weird man who likes to tell long and detailed stories, which end up sounding boring. He's been lied to too often. Someone should tell him to stfu.
R19 he's always had beady eyes. It's why he looks so ordinary.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/21/2020|
I find him very ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/21/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/27/2020|
Sorry not true OP. I saw him last night in”The Minutes” on Broadway. He’s even more gorgeous in person and was very friendly and nice at the stage door afterward.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/27/2020|
He's ugly af.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/27/2020|
DL's legion of bigoted scum rise to the surface of the cesspool.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/27/2020|
Wow R28 bigot much? When are you going to join the Trump administration?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/27/2020|
he is georgous u furd!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/27/2020|
I wonder who r31 [italic]thought[/italic] he was talking to.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/27/2020|
R33 I think he's calling R28 a bigot because that poster implied that NOT "looking more Jewish" means looking "more gorgeous."
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/27/2020|
He is so far from my normal type. I usually go for dark-haired, dark-eyed more hairy guys, but there's something about Armie that really gets me going. He reminds me of one of those very straight-laced-looking straight boys that might just be a little dirty minded or wild. Likes to smoke. Might stay up after hours on the occasional Saturday and do a little blow. Might let you suck his dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/27/2020|
[quote]He reminds me of one of those very straight-laced-looking straight boys that might just be a little dirty minded or wild. Likes to smoke. Might stay up after hours on the occasional Saturday and do a little blow. Might let you suck his dick.
I think Armie is all those things.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/27/2020|
Armie is only gay for Timmy
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/27/2020|
This has also happened to Jake G. The Jew genes have taken over.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/27/2020|
Thank you, r34. Somewhere along the line, I put both OP and r27 on "ignore." I mistakenly read r28 as a response to r26.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/27/2020|
LMAO he's a fat, fug, closet case. He looks like a monster in real life. Ugly mf
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/27/2020|
He doesn’t look like a Jew he looks puffy from fillers and Botox. He’ll be morphing into Bill Shatner before we know it.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/27/2020|
Timmy is part Jewish too. They are meant 2 b!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/27/2020|
Only 1/8 Jewish?? So, he's not circumcised?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/27/2020|
Super handsome - I would rim him deep. Love me some jews!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/27/2020|
He looks like just about any guy you’d see walking down the street going to an office job except he’s like 8 ft tall. Very bland, very nondescript except for the height. He’s probably not cut bc he’s basically been raised a fundie. He’s got chapped lips, often appear to have some sort of fungal disease on his arms and has a disgusting body and spotty chest wig. To top it off he’s really dumb and strange.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/27/2020|
^^ but saying all that, he’s really had a rough deal. With all that money and still no fame or charm. I kind of feel sorry for the guy. When it comes down to it society are really snobs for talent and looks. He lacks for both.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/27/2020|
He doesn't have giant bug eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/27/2020|
I love cut cocks!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/27/2020|
tall and handsome. love me some Armie
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/27/2020|
He's a hottie.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/27/2020|
I hope he’s not Jewish down there. He’s too handsome to be mutilated.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/27/2020|
He should be in jail, perverted pedophile.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/27/2020|
R53 I assume you’re referring to the kid suckage? Or playing a pedo on screen? Or maybe both?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/27/2020|
He looks like my accountant.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||02/27/2020|
R54 the poster at r53 is Matt Anscher, the resident Datalounge loon.
Stop acknowledging him.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/27/2020|
The Matt Anscher accuser troll IS Matt Anscher.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||02/27/2020|
That doesn’t make any sense Matt
|by Anonymous||reply 58||02/27/2020|
What is looking "Jewish" I'm Jewish and people mistake me for Italian or Irish..we don't have a 'look"
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/27/2020|
R59 = Barbra Joan
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/27/2020|
r35 lol that's kinda hot
|by Anonymous||reply 61||02/27/2020|
When he's lean and fit he looks good, but he always puffs out when not filming.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/27/2020|
Does he still have his son suck on him?
|by Anonymous||reply 63||02/27/2020|
R59, genuinely curious- Irish or Italian? Those traditionally aren’t looks that are easily confused. Pretty distinctive as knee jerk, “oh you look blank”.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/27/2020|
His son is luck to suck his feet
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/27/2020|
That’s a Jewish profile
|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/27/2020|
Some of these comments are deranged. I agree the guy is odd, dumb, and not very talented or charming. I also agree he's getting plainer-looking as he ages, but in The Social Network he was stunning, and he's still better looking than 99% of regular people.
Saying things like you feel sorry for him because society looks down on people who aren't talented or attractive (I'm paraphrasing, but one psycho upthread actually wrote something like that) is fucking ridiculous.
Of all the people who make up our society, 6'5" blond, blue-eyed white males with above-average looks from prominent families don't strike me as the ones you should be feeling sorry for.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||02/28/2020|
r67 Armie is not white. He is 1/8th Ashkenazi Jewish and 1/512th Cherokee Native American. He is mixed.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||02/28/2020|
No, he's white as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||02/28/2020|
R68 = troll
|by Anonymous||reply 70||02/29/2020|
R70 do you not understand sarcasm?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/29/2020|
R67 but he's kind of pathetic. No?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||03/02/2020|
He is a no talent hack but he’s a hot no talent hack!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||03/02/2020|
"Armie hammer finally starting to look Jewish?" Uh?
Who came up with this thread? An anti-semitic, white supremacist?
He's a handsome man. Period.
Go crawl back under your bridge and measure the width of your forehead and earlobes with the yardstick of your eugenicist beliefs.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||03/02/2020|
R59 I fully see your point, as there is no ONE look or phenotype that could be labelled as Jewish, however many of us recognise familiar features, and some features (especially in certain combinations) can be identified as "Jewish-looking".
BTW, I also agree with the Irish look and the Italian look amongst us. Ashkenazi after all have considerable ancient Southern Italian admixture, from the Neolithic period, as well as later during the Roman Empire. (from the mitochondrial DNA)
R74 BPC, thank you for defending us, and as always your kind words. I'm really not sure what POV OP is coming from, however I don't think it is always necessarily bad to speak of these things generally.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||03/05/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 76||03/08/2020|
I reckon handsome Armand looks like this guy—
|by Anonymous||reply 77||Last Friday at 11:50 PM|