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Who is the worst Disney Princess?

Pocahontas is an insulting abortion of the real woman’s rather tragic life story. Even without taking the real story into account, her onscreen romance with John Smith is awful. The movie is very boring.

Mirada is an annoying cunt who never seems to learn a real lesson. Brave is the worst Pixar movie after that Dinosaur one we all agreed to forget about.

Aurora is a dumb bitch who sleeps through most of her movie.

Ariel is the dumbest bitch of all. She gave up her identity and voice for some guy she met for 5 seconds. She deserved the story’s original ending for being a dumb bitch and to teach young girls a better lesson.

Snow White has no value whatsoever. Terrible character, terribly dated animation, dated music, and boring story. She is my pick.

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by Anonymousreply 52February 27, 2020 12:59 AM

Datalongue would probably say Tiana because she’s Black.

by Anonymousreply 1February 19, 2020 8:27 AM

Mulan. You just know she eventually ate Mushu.

by Anonymousreply 2February 19, 2020 8:30 AM

r2 Mulan is the greatest Disney Princess, in fact, one of the greatest heroines in cinema history. She’s a role model of young women and girls everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 3February 19, 2020 8:33 AM

The black one.

by Anonymousreply 4February 19, 2020 8:35 AM

[quote] Snow White has no value whatsoever.

Not true. She's hilarious when she emasculaes the Seven Dwarfs.

"Why... you're all little men!"

"OHHHH.... you must be Grumpy!"

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by Anonymousreply 5February 19, 2020 8:35 AM

I’m sure Dataloungers all agree Megara is the best. She’s like 35 and it’s implied that she worked as a lifelong pro whore, but did that stop her landing hot young ass? Even Death couldn’t stand in her way.

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by Anonymousreply 6February 19, 2020 8:38 AM

r5 Why is the animation for dwarves so much better than Snow White? She looks freakish.

by Anonymousreply 7February 19, 2020 8:49 AM

Definitely Aurora: she was barely in the film and had less than 20 lines of dialogue. I know the whole point of her character is that's she asleep for most of the story but they didn't even bother giving her any sort of personality in the scenes where she's not snoozing. That film was all about Maleficent, baby (who has now annoyingly been reinvented as a good guy by the fucking Disney).

I can see why so many people hate Snow White but I personally love her. And I'm probably the only person in the world who actually likes Adriana Caselotti's voice. And she looks freakish to you, R7, because she's more lifelike than the dwarves: they used rotoscoping for animating her character while the dwarves were animated from a scratch.

by Anonymousreply 8February 19, 2020 9:16 AM

What about Momoa? I think she was Samoan or something stupid like that.

by Anonymousreply 9February 19, 2020 9:19 AM

Was she the fat one?

by Anonymousreply 10February 19, 2020 9:24 AM

r9 We like Momoa, one of the best

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by Anonymousreply 11February 19, 2020 9:29 AM

Ariel!

That ungrateful little bitch. I take time out of my very busy day to help her, and what thanks do I get?

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by Anonymousreply 12February 19, 2020 9:58 AM

I don’t make the rules

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by Anonymousreply 13February 19, 2020 8:20 PM

Who’s the worst Disney Princess?

Probably some guy named Jamie who’s busy giving Jasmine a comb out as we speak.

by Anonymousreply 14February 19, 2020 8:22 PM

The best: Ferdinand the Bull.

by Anonymousreply 15February 19, 2020 9:17 PM

Aurora was my second-favourite princess as a child (Jasmine was first). Given that Aurora is the most personality-free princess, that just goes to show what a shallow child I was. I'm pretty sure I was entirely influenced by the beauty of the film.

by Anonymousreply 16February 19, 2020 9:25 PM

Have they ran through all of the various ethnicities for the various Disney princesses?

by Anonymousreply 17February 24, 2020 3:47 AM

R17 There hasn't been a Latina princess yet.

by Anonymousreply 18February 24, 2020 3:51 AM

Not on film, but Disney Junior does have a TV show about a Latina princess and it's quite popular with the under 10 set.

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by Anonymousreply 19February 24, 2020 3:53 AM

Thrilled to see that so many people share my hate for that rancid little ginger brat. Brave is a horrible film and she's a horrible character.

by Anonymousreply 20February 24, 2020 4:00 AM

Mulan isn't a princess. The fathers of Pocahontas and Moana are the chiefs of their respective villages. Jasmine is a sultan's daughter. Cinderella, Belle and Tiana only become princesses by marriage. The rest were born princesses.

by Anonymousreply 21February 24, 2020 4:00 AM

Anastasia.

by Anonymousreply 22February 24, 2020 4:03 AM

R21 Reading fast I saw that last line as “The rest were porn princesses.” and spat out my drink! I still believe that Disney, in running out of ways to expand the entertainment business, will need to infiltrate and turn to their last untapped market, the sex industry. Perhaps it can be with a line of life sized Disney Princess Sex Dolls? That will be a very interesting way to see how they are ranked.

by Anonymousreply 23February 24, 2020 4:06 AM

I love Sleeping Beauty but agree that Aurora has no personality at all. Best princess to me is Tiana. Smart, hard working and doesn't take any shit. Plus the songs in that movie are terrific. Keith David as the Shadowman is one of my favorite villains. That voice could melt concrete. Woof.

by Anonymousreply 24February 24, 2020 4:24 AM

I agree with the OP. Native American tribes didn't even have "princesses." You'd think that the SJWs would complain about it.

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by Anonymousreply 25February 24, 2020 4:27 AM

Some of you are so fucking literal! A three year old doesn't care if a character is "technically a princess using the rules of European monarchies." They care about a pretty doll in a pretty dress that looks like the pretty singing character in the pretty movie they just saw.

by Anonymousreply 26February 24, 2020 4:56 AM

"Brave is a horrible film and she's a horrible character. :"

Oh, it's true! I mean, who the fucking fuck thinks that the kids of the world desperately film about an annoying girl turning her mother into a fucking BEAR???

Okay, I kind of get what they were trying to do, make a film about mother-daughter conflict. But hoo boy did they bungle it.

by Anonymousreply 27February 24, 2020 8:32 AM

I also get what they were trying to do - make a film about how you have to let your children make their own choices and how you have to try to understand where your parents are coming from with their traditions and expectations. But she TURNED HER MOTHER INTO A FUCKING BEAR for just not getting her way about one thing, and nearly got a ton of people killed, including her mother. Total failure of a film, but it did make the Disney animators make leaps and bounds forward in animating CGI details like hair and freckles, which many movies have since used and built on.

by Anonymousreply 28February 24, 2020 8:51 AM

Actually the mother's character in Brave is what saved the film. Queen Elinor was a great character.

by Anonymousreply 29February 24, 2020 8:54 AM

You just know someone somewhere is charged with creating Disney's first trans princess. Concept may already have been developed but they are waiting for right time to spring it on the public.

Disney already as a witch (Ursula) based upon a drag queen (Divine), so it isn't like a precedent hasn't already been laid down.

by Anonymousreply 30February 24, 2020 9:18 PM

r21 Disney Princess is a special designation for the biggest female characters in the Disney canon. You don’t have to be an actual princess to be a Disney Princess. You also don’t get to be an official Disney Princess just by being a princess in a Disney film or show. Why don’t people understand this yet?

by Anonymousreply 31February 24, 2020 11:02 PM

r30 Why would they make a trans before a lesbian princess? LGB are far closer to be accepted than transgender men and women.

by Anonymousreply 32February 24, 2020 11:04 PM

Belle has the coolest castle. The library, the ballroom, the stained glass windows...

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by Anonymousreply 33February 24, 2020 11:44 PM

R32 I thought that one of the Frozen girls was a lesbian, seems fitting they would make the first one frigid so they don’t actually have to deal with any sex issues.

by Anonymousreply 34February 25, 2020 12:14 AM

R30 has a touch of The Sight, it seems, only it wasn't Disney...

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by Anonymousreply 35February 26, 2020 7:45 PM

R35 Is a good little graphic novel.

by Anonymousreply 36February 26, 2020 7:51 PM

[quote]Anastasia.

Not one of ours.

by Anonymousreply 37February 26, 2020 7:55 PM

Not a Disney princess fan. But of the one's I've seen? I guess Cinderella? I like a rags to riches story by a whore with daddy issues and tiny feet.

by Anonymousreply 38February 26, 2020 8:01 PM

The title of the thread is who is the WORST Disney Princess, not who's your favorite.

by Anonymousreply 39February 26, 2020 8:04 PM

OMG, you're totally right R39. I read it wrong! My bad. The worst one of the one's I've seen is Belle. She fell in love with a literal animal. Weird.

by Anonymousreply 40February 26, 2020 8:54 PM

R19 Lou Diamond Philips does voice-acting for ELENA because his young daughter told him she wanted him to be in a Princess show lmao

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by Anonymousreply 41February 26, 2020 9:03 PM

Anna and Elsa aren't even Disney princesses. There are only 12 "official" Disney princesses (you can see them all in the pic below):

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by Anonymousreply 42February 26, 2020 9:04 PM

Princess Tommi-Di-Dari

by Anonymousreply 43February 26, 2020 9:12 PM

Take your pick:

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by Anonymousreply 44February 26, 2020 9:20 PM

Is there a live thread about Tommi these days? Tommi is on the right of R44's pic, for those of you who are new here.

by Anonymousreply 45February 26, 2020 9:29 PM

Is Troy Bolton a choice?

She’s a shitty, self-absorbed & entitled jock who doesn’t even notice when her best friend is having a gay crisis. Bitch.

by Anonymousreply 46February 26, 2020 9:34 PM

Surprised so many people chose Merida. I thought she was cute and spunky. Aurora was the most boring princess.

by Anonymousreply 47February 26, 2020 9:41 PM

What do you mean by worst?

by Anonymousreply 48February 26, 2020 9:45 PM

Anna because she didn't choose Hans

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by Anonymousreply 49February 26, 2020 9:48 PM

How are Anna and Elsa not Disney princesses, R42? They're a princesses who become queens, in Disney movies!

Don't make me bring up the order of pedcedence issues again!

by Anonymousreply 50February 26, 2020 11:27 PM

I think Disney princess here is interchangeable with Disney heroine. If that's the case the worst is definitely Aurora who literally isn't the star of her own story as she's asleep the entire time. Isn't Mulan the first non-binary Disney heroine?

by Anonymousreply 51February 27, 2020 12:45 AM

R51 I’m pretty sure Mulan bound her chest so they wouldn’t see she has breasts.

by Anonymousreply 52February 27, 2020 12:59 AM
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