Hot Dad Helps Baby Deer Out Of Pool While Wearing Nothing But Boxers

Dad and the fawn are both awfully cute.

This is a few years old, we’ve discussed, but it’s worth a second look. Daddy is such a hottie, lucky mom.

They should have locked the shrieking little girls in the house.

I hate kids so much.

Faun helps fawn: film at 11.

Why the fuck is he walking around in his drawers, in front of his children?

R6 Because his children are blissfully aware of how sexy their dad is.

UNAWARE, OH GOD I MEANT UNAWARE.

That dad is hot as fuck. That ass!

And r6, WTF is wrong with you?

Dad is hot... from the neck down.

The baby deer is adorable and a great swimmer.

I like him from the neck up.

I like nerds.

They could have had a nice veal style venison roast for Father’s Day, what’s wrong with them?

Thankfully it wasn’t GroundHog’s Day or it would have been cold as fuck.

Where is the mom rescues raccoon babies from the pool on Mother’s Day video?

Ugh, the almost matching, but not quite, outfits on the girls tells you everything you need to know.

Lyme disease.

Why is it always the straight, married guys that have the perfect asses? It's God's ultimate joke.

This reminds me of the time a baby squirrel invaded my garden level Park Slope Brooklyn apartment and buried itself deep in my closet. I created an elaborate maze to chase it out the door to the outside, and then it immediately turned around and ran back into the closet. I put on a rubber glove, picked it up by the tail and marched it out and placed it directly on a tree trunk. I was not wearing just boxers.

[quote]I hope it came back later and trampled the DILF's annoying, screaming children to death.

Can you imagine having to live with those shriekers? The poor man.

The video is from 2010 so the dad probably no longer an anal virgin.

Original thread from 2014. I didn't know what the fuss was about back then either.

Hi kids are assholes. He should have shut them up immediately when they tried making deer calls to get the baby deer back.

Dad must be a runner, because that ass...

That's an ass I wanna bury my face in.

R18, this thread is not about you.

Why is it that when anything unexpected happens, the female default is to start screaming like a banshee? It seems to happen in all these videos. I understand getting excited, but screeching non-stop in response has never occurred to me.

R26 Part of it is because they're annoying, bratty kids.

I would imagine the baby deer hooves are as sharp as razors. Dangerous for pretty dad.

Incredibly bland. Some of you obviously don't get out at all plus have your mommies restrict your internet privileges.

I remember watching a video a while back where a boat of people came across a whale. I’m sure it was a cool experience, but the woman on the video would scream bloody murder every time the whale did anything.

Look I know murder is wrong and everything but I kind of understand Chris Watts after watching this video.

He reminds me of Harrison Ford when he was youngish hot daddy age.

Did he kill his daughters, r31?

They should have just let the damn deer swim in the pool. It wasn't bothering anybody.

Dad is a perv. I hope the DCFS was called. He probably made those girls suck his toes like Armmie

So much dumb in this video. Fawn is dumb but that's to be expected, it's a fawn after all. Right back into the fucking pool!

But dad should have just guided it over to the steps rather than having a little chat in its ear.

R34 I think they thought the fawn was stuck and couldn't get out of the pool. Also they said they have aggressive dogs so maybe they were worried about the dogs getting out and attacking it.

I'm sorry but if this is considered dilf then the dl has fallen.

R36 but if they had just let it climb out of the pool they wouldn’t have been able to film a memorable family moment. Plus it allowed the girls to scream their heads off and freak out the poor fawn even more.

Daddy is hot I'd do him.

That was a cute video. Thanks for sharing.

[quote] The video is from 2010 so the dad probably no longer an anal virgin.

and neither are the daughters, the couple has probably divorced and he is glad the child support payments are ending.

One of the girls dropped out of Skidmore 2nd semester, senior year, costing Daddy almost 250K for nothing.

R29, look up the term 'DL hot'. Learn.

The video was posted on YouTube by the name "DakotaWingsBuckshot" and for some mysterious reason has turned off comments on the video.

DL might not have been the only ones complaining about her shrieking kids.

I would have rather seen him rescue a giraffe from his pool.

R45 Maybe they turned them off because of lewd comments about how the husband looked wearing nothing but a pair of soaking wet boxers that clung to his ass and business?

I'm sooo not into dads though. Instant boner killer.

Dawd, those SCREECHING little girls would drive me to insanity.

Their shrill voices must have terrified the poor doe!

r48

I'm sure they are all quite happy about that

Is he a Jewish?

This thread is useless without dissolving underwear.

Here's a Straight Dope thread on screeching girls.

In a perfect world, once Bambi made a dash for the woods followed by the kids that scene would have wrapped up with a poolside blow job.

R54 Or Animal Control coming to arrest the father for "animal cruelty", followed by a very rough interrogation, strip search, and full body cavity examination.

You're weird, r55.

Love getting fucked by hot nerds. They are so energetic in a spastic sort of way

He’s got a rocking body—nice hairy chest-_and average handsome face, actually

Bitch needs a high-definition camera. No VPL through the wet cloth to see if Dad is cut or uncut.

I thought this seemed familiar -- this was first posted on DL in 2014.

I remember seeing this video years ago when the comments were still on and I agreed with most of them. Those bratty kids were fucking annoying and should have been kept inside. They were making it harder for the hot daddy to get the deer out of the pool. Personally, though, I would have just called animal control and let them take care of it. Not worth the risk of Lyme disease for a stupid fawn.

This is how to deal with screaming girls

If eat dat azz like groceries.

And I mean Gelson's or Whole Foods level of groceries.

I'd eat dat azz like groceries.

Oh deer! 🦌

r60, see r21

Still waiting for the hot dad to appear. Was there a part two that I missed?

I seriously hope dad’s ass hasn’t dropped yet. His body rocks. Plump ass, strong legs, tight and toned on top. Dream guy.

He should do more porn and have fewer children.

Whatever happened to this dude? I would comment on the video to ask, but the frau shut them off. Shame. I bet his looks have already faded.

Breeder trash. And the squealing piggy children just add to the "no" of it all.

Sexy daddy. Definitely a runner or cyclist or both.

I bet he let himself go, though.

That's a dirty daddy. You see them in the pool showers.

Dad's hot, but looks like Arvid from Head of the Class in the face, which is unfortunate. $50 says Jewish lawyer.

I can't believe DL's detectives haven't identified this man yet.

Yeah he has “distressed nerd” face.

Would love to eat that ass for hours - you know he’d love it

Those are boxer briefs not boxers.

He must be a weirdo, walking around in his undies in front of his children.

No frontal. FAIL.

He and the frau were about to fuck when the kids, who had been locked outside, started screaming about a deer in the pool. In a rush to prevent the kids from seeing the deer drown, Dad grabbed his undies, still turgid from the wife's oral attention. He ran outside, rescued the stupid but cute animal, then went back in to finish what he started. Later, the spent couple looked out the window and saw their annoying offspring floating face down in the pool. They then went out to Applebee's for a late lunch.

LOL, R80.

He was almost certainly hanging out fully dressed and just went down to his boxer briefs as quickly as he could when, you know, THEY FOUND A DEER IN THEIR POOL! He is not hot either.

That's what they get for living out in the middle of nowhere!

[quote]He must be a weirdo, walking around in his undies in front of his children.

It could be worse.

Totes adorbs dad! 👍

I wish the deer would’ve tried to eat those two annoying little girls when it came out of the pool.

The Dad looks like when Yentl dressed as a man.

The dad has no chin or jaw and body looks disproportionate. My are the standards here dropping!

Yes, he's no photoshopped instaho. THANK GOD.

Oh what I'd do with that guy. I have a major fetish for young fathers, especially ones with well-paid professional jobs. I'd teach him a new and abiding respect for his own anus, convince him to ditch his annoying shrewish white girl wife and daughters, and fuck him ten times a day.