Let's be the DataLounge Nursing Home

It's not a ward.

It's a separate facility.

When they're old they're insufferably needy.

In other words, no change.

We are the male patients. We're all in our late 80's or early 90's but our friends all say we could easily pass for 35. We've ordered the front desk to halt all hot 20 and 30 something guys who want us to fuck them from trying to enter this place.

Just scroll through the right side of threads. You live it!

I’m Nurse Ratched.

I’m condoms, condoms, CONDOMS!

(, Rose)

I'm the community TV. Turner Classic Movies and MeTV are the only channels anybody watches without a fight breaking out.

I’m 50% of DataLoungers, declaring myself ready to die.

And then when the assisted suicide nurse stops by with the jello of death, I guess that maybe I have just enough energy to last until one more guy shoots a load in me.

Then I report the nurse for elder abuse and she’s fired.

I'm Cyndi (with an "I") I'm the activities coordinator here at Shady Pines, and I just LOVE my job and my friends here! Tuesday, after lunch we're having an "Old Timey Broadway Showtune-alooza! and Pudding Social" (mandatory) in the Sunset Room. Join us (mandatory) as we visit the Great White Way and sing our hearts out! (staff in attendance with defibrillators on hand.)

I’m the cartons and Caron’s of depends. The staff was initially shocked there were never pee stains - only doodoo drool from so many stretched out holes that should be wearing manpons

I'm Primetime. Only paying vistors get to come see y'all's old asses.

[quote] I’m the cartons and Caron’s of depends

Leslie Caron?

i am pudding cups.