The struggles of obtaining a haircut as a nonbinary personx

OP, must you distract my beautiful brain's attention with such trash posting? I realise this is working out perfectly for you, anything for attention, but we are not amused.

Easy fix-

“Did you want me to cut it to your bra OR jock strap?”

And I thought I had it bad.

It looks like a DIY cut anyhow.

I support non binary and their struggles

If he's a person with a penis, I find him kind of cute.

Do better, barbers!

Thank you for this hilariousness, OP. God, these gender-freaks have no shortage of narcissism or self pity. Woe is zir.

I’m as women as they come, but all these personx, retardx, and stupid fuckerx are getting on my last nerve with their drama.

And no, I wish all of them happy lives, but I won’t even using “ze” or “hum” or whatever pronouns they pull out of their asses.

DO at r3, you were never more needed.

I meant I am as OPEN as they come! Omg, that cracked me up! What a rant. I’m a man!

Bye!

Is there anything that is not LITERALLY a struggle for these folX?

I don;t see why she can't just go where other lesbians go.

R13 Because she doesn't see herself as a lesbian, she thinks she is a man.

With those giant holes in your ears, does it matter what your hair looks like?

The struggles of obtaining a haircut as a mentally ill person

Fairly plain looking woman refers to her tits as ‘these swells in my chest’ and expects the rest of us to care about where she goes for a haircut.

It is a serious problem. Barbers never understand the request, "Can you make me even more strange-looking and ugly?"

I don't know of a single hairdresser or stylist who gives a fuck about cutting exactly what you want. They've got shit to do - just get in the damn chair.

And I'm sick and tired of them using the term binary inappropriately.

When people don’t have actual struggles, they manufacture them.

I think I understand why the LSA trolls hate white people now.

These people are mentally ill. Calling your breasts "chest-swellings" suggests a disassociation with reality. We should be treating these people rather than indulging them. There's nothing non-binary about this girl and she has nothing to say. Don't like your haircut? Go somewhere else.

What is personx?

Trans in boiling oil! Now there that's better.

Fucking hell, these people are exhausting.

They sure are making it hard for us to give a fuck about them, aren't they? Most of these types remind me of children. They complain about every minor perceived slight and all the sensible adults can do is just roll their eyes and hope they eventually grow up and realize that we all have pain and struggles and some struggles are greater than others. Not every perceived injustice deserves a sermon or a rant or someone getting cancelled on Twitter.

R26 - but that's kind of the root of all this - it's for attention, right? And for self-affirmation of being 'different'.

As someone said here a long time ago - most human lives and experiences are not unique.

There have always been butchy women and femme men. It doesn't make you 'non-binary'.

I'm just not quite sure what to think about these gender fluid or non-binary people? Honestly, it seems like something that butch gals and fem guys (more the former it seems) have latched onto in order to somehow "validate" themselves.

And to get attention r28

You’ll notice how you never see any hot and well adjusted people claiming to be non binary.

It’s always the fugs and social retards.

R29 that is the truth.

“Hi, I’m your new hairdresser. Please follow me.”

So... this person tries desperately hard to be different and have a unique personal style... and then whines because the unique personal style is not familiar to barbers?

and just try to get your tires rotated!

Save a picture of the style you want on your phone and stop crying. Geez.

With those ear gauges, I’d be more worried about finding meaningful employment to pay for said haircuts.

They did this issue decades ago on SNL with Pat.

...and when I'm at the grocery store, being forced to choose between paper and plastic triggers my fear of binary things!

No, r12! They are the most oppressed minority! Their struggles are legendary.

I don't understand why she has such a hard time defining how she identifies. She's straight up trying to look male. There's no feminine qualities there.

She's makes a point about the difference in haircut charges, which is real, but there's also a reason for that. Most male haircuts are short and not as much work. Now if a woman has the same cut, she should be charged the same.

And FFS, the world is not divided between feminine hair salons and male barber shops. Plenty of men go to hair salons and some women go to barber shops. Not a big deal. Ever.

Go to a lesbian or gay hair salon or barber shop then. Jesus, she twists herself into all of these imagined issues when there just isn't one.

When are you people going to realise that the best solution is to pay these people no attention whatsoever. They are not writers. Or lifestyle radicals. They are not activists. This XYZ person spoke about this blog shark essay in its little clique for 2 weeks and even its friends were bored and annoyed and jealous. This is nothing. It's nothing. Nothing. It's not funny to read. Did you spend your time reading it? That's on you. Do not waste your time. Not funny. Nothing to see or learn.

It's just a fucking haircut!

How is that a poem in any way?

The struggle is real, yo!

R42 - it's a non-binary poem. Stop putting poems into a box where form and structure is all you care about. Poems can be anything and everything!

Every word out of my mouth is a poem. Every. Word. Get with it!

That's a haircut?

I didn't even notice the ear plugs as they're so common where I live.

R40 you wrote that rant and didn't notice it was a video?

R44 is right.

Do better, r42.

The xtrugglex of obtaininx a hairxut as a nonbinary personx

One word: Insufferable.

Oh, I can see why everyone is getting upset. This 14 year old boy got a bad haircut and he’s not happy. Why didn’t he take his dad along to the barber? And what kind of parents allow those large, ugly earrings. I hope those are clip-ons.

Things were easier in my day. You knew who you were then. Girls were girls, and men were men.

Mister, we could really use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

This level of extreme narcissism where they think the hairdressers care about the intimate lives of the people who they cut.

Imagine working 5 days a week in a barber shop that's open 10-6. You cut maybe 15 people's hair a day, so 75 people a week. Assuming the barber takes holidays that's maybe 3,500 hair cuts a year. Even if all their customers are regulars and they visit once a month, that's nearly 300 different customers a month.

Do you honestly think barbers give a shit about how you identify? Do you ever ask the barber how they are? ME ME ME ME ME.

Just put the gown, on, sit in the chair, tell them what you want done and avoid eye contact for half an hour and then even if your hair isn't exactly how you want it say "yeah that's great thanks".

Fucking cretins.

THIS is real difficulty in getting a hair cut.

r20 I'm beginning to think that is looking like an increasingly true statement.

Oh, the humanityx!

[quote] Just put the gown, on, sit in the chair, tell them what you want done and avoid eye contact for half an hour

...and hope the barber rubs his cock on your hands...

JFC- I don't usually rant about my life, but this miserable little sod has madw me MAD! 21/2 Yrs. ago an incompetent surgeon ( a doctor I had trusted for 11 years) fucked up a routine surgery leaving me with permanent nerve damage. Since then, I've had five mire procedures, countless PT, and even in this miserable day of Opiate scourge- managed to impress Pain management doctors with the complexity of my injuries and need for various medications. Despite the nightmare my life has become, I don't wallow on like this simpleton narcissist who can't see past her own g-d damn honker. I force myself out of bed, push myself through challenging PT for the sake of my elderly mother, and still try to help the world around me- even if it's just to help my equally disabled neighbor take in her trash or buy cookies when the neighborhood kids come around. But this Bitch NO!- And I'll tell you why "HE'S a *bitch* cause if he gave a damn he'd work to come up with a SOLUTION for others who struggle like him, find a barber who specializes in non-binary folk. In short- not make it all about whoever the fuck he is.

Twat.

Yes, but how is your haircut, r57?

No idea if this person is a he or a she but he or she's welcome to come for a cut and colour at Hair by Jill.

We won't charge him or her any less depending on if they have a cock or not.

BE what YOU want. Wear YOUR hair how YOU want. And leave the rest of us out of it. And I am a man. NOT a cis-man. A MAN.

The real struggle is to obtain a good haircut.

All non-binary freaks look like shit. All of them.

R59 It's a she.

A good way to identify the birth genders of these freaks is by seeing how they present themselves. The ones that present themselves more masculinely (yet just end up look like dykes) are women with vaginas. You can identify them with baggy hoodies and jeans, short, ugly, dyed hair, and piercings. The ones that sport full beards while wearing clown makeup, having long unwashed hair, and wearing slutty women's clothing have dicks.

The women want to be seen as men and the men want to be seen as women. Just think of everything as opposite day and you'll be able to identify who is really what a whole lot easier.

Stupid thread

the struggles of obtaining a haircut, period.

regardless of how much schooling hairdressers have, they are pretty damned clueless about aesthetics, as a rule.

Real aesthetics, r64, or weightlifting "aesthetics"?

R62 you can almost always tell the biological sex of these people by their overall builds. Unless they were a tall woman to begin with, or a short man to begin with, height is a solid indicator. That, and size of hands, shape of face and neck, and the width of their hips. It's very easy to tell unless they were already androgynous in the first place.

How dare you look at they's chest swellings with a binary eye, r66!