Don’t you wipe back to front?

Yes. Back to front. More specifically bend over, hover over bowl, pull left cheek open, start at the top and wipe down.

Front to back with paper then a swirl with a baby wipe to prevent the slow burn.

Long, luxurious circles.

I don’t understand how people go front to back. Doesn’t it just push it all to back? In front you can ensure it comes off.

Would my answer make you cum profusely, fat scat troll OP?

Front to back is gross. Use a flushable safe wipe the first two to get most. Switch to paper and then a final whisky wipe with wet wipe. Flush 2-3 times.

That's a great use of water. Thanks, R7.

Back to front ,but I confess my big balls annoy me sometimes !

No, I start near the taint and work my way up and out, to the freedom of the bowl cavity.

Yeah, I move my huge balls out of the way and wipe back to front. It’s the only way I feel super clean.

I don't have to move my balls because they tend not to get stuck in my crack.

I wish I had your problem R12 ! Ive always had big low hangers,but Im almost 60 now and I swear they are halfway down my thigh !I had to quit wearing boxers because I kept sitting on them !

Pinching motion, inward. First with toilet tissue and then with biodegradable wet wipes. No residue, no hemorrhoids, no odor.

I don’t wipe at all. It works out fine.

Front to back, female. Women can't wipe back to front unless you want nasty infections. Wipe until paper is clear; wet wipes to finish the job.

Male. Back to front. But who cares. It's the quality of the action, not the direction. The starting and stopping points are obvious and within a quite limited range.

I don't wipe at all.

Oh now I get it - the whole front to back think is a joke about women. Another DL mystery explained.

Rather disgusting to read how many wipe back to front. How do you stop it from going under your balls? At least front to back you have more room to clean.

My bidet has a soap dispenser and an air dryer. Wiping is for the poors.

R19 wipes back to front.

And you can tell!

I just scoot across the carpet a few times.

Back to front.

R23 = David Archuleta

Is this you, R23?

I don't feel clean unless, Javiar-- my Guatemalan house boy-- gets out the power washer out and gives my hole a Silkwood Shower on the back lawn!!!

R27 = Chrissy Metz.

Chrissy and "Javiar."

We don't have a bidet - but if I am home I jump in the shower after a dump for 30 seconds and use the handheld shower wand - it has the single stream setting and I clean the trench, so to speak.

THAT HUSSY STOLE MY MAN????? OH HELL NO!

(well, using a rag tied to the end of a stick could prove rather difficult, so I can see how seductive one of Javiar's Silkwood Showers would be for you, you singing Manatee, Chrissy-fuckin'-Metz!)

You poors should get a QUALITY bidet nozzle and hook it up, it takes about ten minutes or less and usually no tools are required. It's even better than a wet wipe. You don't always need it but when you have one of those sticky wickies it is so good.

R32 Nice try, but you're one of The Poors, too.

One doesn't have to hook anything up - one has someone come in to do it FOR them.

R33 wins!

So r13, are you really saying that your scrotum actually gets stuck in your ass crack at times?

Wipe?

Use a spray nozzle that easily attaches to the water supply of your toilet. So much more hygienic than TP and really cleans you out nicely. Available at Amazon search for “handheld bidet”. I hate using toilet paper, but have no choice when traveling. Washing with water is very widespread in Asia.

I head straight to the kitchen after wiping and do a thorough cleaning with warm water, soap and paper towels! My asshole is clean and serene!