Rep Adam Kinzinger gets married (to a woman!)

Matching dildos. They’ll each need one.

Any photos of Maid of Honor Adam Schock?

Hmmm, what took him so long?

Well, well, well, I guess the gay thing was just a phase.

Someone should now add Aaron Schock to the death watch thread or was his lover Paul Ryan?

Nope r4, he plans to run for President in 2024.

Aaron Schock is a prostitute. Definitely not someone you can take home to mother

It's too tasteful for me.

What a lovely merkin!

I absolutely love the twitter wedding photo. She's looking at him adoringly while he is staring straight into the camera posing.

I'll bet he picked out the floral arrangements.

A beautiful turkey baster, of course. Those campaign photo-op kids can’t just appear out of thin air!

I wonder if his butt photos are what won her heart?

Butt photos?

This is the second twitter photo. It's hysterical. He's not even trying to pretend he's into her. To him this whole thing is just a photo op.

It's sadly censored, but the full version is out there.

And here's the photo of the matching wrist band.

Gross, R16. Why does Illinois keep sending attractive but tragically slutty bottoms to the House?

Chicago has bottom issues.

I have to agree that that photo at R15 is pretty telling. This "marriage" is not the least bit authentic.

Excuse you, R18. Aaron Schock is not a slut! He is a working girl. His rates are extremely high. Much higher than anyone on this site can afford!

You can DL crucify me here, but my best college friend jacked off in the sauna with him across the street fronThe Jefferson Hotel in DC. There’s a club across the street there. My friend was staying at the hotel and they let you work out there. Beat off. Shot a load. Left.

He’s going to have to commit unnatural acts (for him) to get those photo op kids!

Haha!

Wedding night festivities include bedazzling party store crowns and drinking champagne all night while listening to Taylor Swift!

The sky was a beautiful shade of lavender-blue that day!

R18 Don't judge. That's our only viable export.

He’s not married! He’s just stylish!

R15 She looks like she's smelling him .

Honey, why do you smell like lube?

LOL, R29.

Who were all the David Guests?

I’m sure the marriage will last for eternity!

Lol they got married in my country: Guatemala.

Those ruins are a very popular (for the elite) wedding venue here in Antigua Guatemala.

Who is the woman? Is she Guatemalan? Why were they married here?

If she's Guatemalan, she must be a scion of the elites here (and they are corrupt and evil AF).

What if Adam Schick showed up like in the graduate

LOL @ R34.

As a wedding gift, Mother Pence has generously agreed to give the bride pointers on how a good Republican wife should dress.

How cheesy to get married around Valentines Fay!

*Day

He’s cute.

Is he Jewish?

[quote]What if Adam Schick showed up like in the graduate

ADAM?

SCHICK?

R34 I assume you mean Aaron Schock but yes, I can practically hear Sound of Silence playing just looking at those twitter photos.

R33 - apparently she is a Latina and speaks Spanish.

Here's my read - she's in PR and, if she was born outside of the US, she may want her citizenship.

Do we know for certain Mr. Kinzinger is gay? Did he post those pics on a gay website? Someone's got the dirt and I'm too lazy to look it up.

Funny image of the Cockgobbler pounding on the glass at the church shouting, "Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam!"

The photo R15 posted says everything you need to know about this sham "marriage." She may be into him, but he's not even looking at her. He's looking "straight" into the camera, almost breaking the fourth wall by accident, giving the viewer the wink, wink that having a trophy wife is important for his next job in politics. It won't work out in his favor, however.

Adam is pure hetero. He occasionally bottoms but is as straight as they come. Get over yourselves.

That picture with his new wife is like all those cringey pictures Aaron Rodgers posts with his beards, or Tebow's wedding pictures with that woman with the two hyphenated names.

Rodgers would have been a better spouse for Rep. Kinzinger.

Idk, R47, I think Aaron is extremely high maintenance.

Adam Kinzinger-Aaron Rodgers sounds like a fanfic / slashfic set up.

If he runs for president in 2024 he will be the Seth Moulton of the right. An attractive but mediocre congressman with no name recognition who has no impact on the race and never gets above 1% in polls.

On the Republican side, 2024 is going to be all about Junior Trump.

R15, I started scrolling to see when someone would post that one! I saw it and could only muster a: ARE YOU SHITTING ME???

Agree R51 -- Pence, Hayley, Cotten, Hawley, Kinzinger will all be second fiddle to the Prince Of Orange.

[quote]Is he Jewish?

R40. I doubt it. "Kinzinger was born in 1978 in Kankakee, the son of Betty Jo, an elementary school teacher, and Rus Kinzinger, a CEO of faith-based organizations."

Kinzinger has aspirations for higher office, thus the sham marriage.

And he's calculating enough to marry a Latinx to bring in the Hispanic vote.

Pete should've married Ricky Martin.

[quote]He’s going to have to commit unnatural acts (for him) to get those photo op kids!

I knew two guys in law school who didn't start having kids until they were in their late 30s and each decided to run for Congress.

p.s. I always thought they were an item.

p.p.s. They did not have kids with each other.

p.p.p.s. One of them was Kris Kobach.

[quote]p.p.p.s. One of them was Kris Kobach.

Why am I not surprised this fucking Nazi is a closet-case. This guy is such a scumbag.

Well at 41 years old it was time, people were going to start talking.

Before the wedding, Adam received marriage counseling from Charlie Crist.

But is she Guatemalan? Her last names do not sound from here at all. At least not from the wealthy/powerful families. Why choose Guatemala.

It must have been a security nightmare that wedding.

[quote]Adam is pure hetero. He occasionally bottoms but is as straight as they come.

This is pretty hilarious.

[quote]Kinzinger has aspirations for higher office, thus the sham marriage.

He's one of the very very few Republicans who has actually criticized Trump publicly, so I'd say his chances of higher office are nil (except maybe in Illinois).

Republican in 2020 equals enabler of inhumanity, criminality and the destruction of our democracy all the rest that goes along with that. He may be cute for 41, but he is a despicable excuse for a human being.

R64, do you really believe all that bullshit, or is that just DL's version of "hello"?

R65 is right. He ain't all that cute, R64, but everything else is correct. Only an idiot would think it isn't true about Trump's party, right, R65?

Most republicans know the wall is a stupid idea. Most of them think seperating kids from their parents to "discourage" iborder crossings is horrific and cruel. Most of them know he blocked Ukraine aid because he wanted them to announce an investigation of a Biden. Adam Kinzinger specifically believes all these things.

But they support Trump in all these things anyway. Even though they don't think they are good ideas or good for America.

That's cowardly and pathetic. Disagree with Dems on policy but they wouldn't have supported Obama in things they personally thought were terrible. They would have had the balls to tell him to fuck off. These Trump republicans are far more feckless. And that makes them useless as politicians. They are just Trump's arms and legs.

So when people ask why closet cases are so hated?

THIS IS WHY.

He is a phony, a fraud, a coward, and a liar.

Yes, much like other Republicans, but the fact that he's gay and living this lie, disgusts me to no end.

I just keep staring at this picture. He really has a look of "She doesn't know...but YOU do"

Speaking of arranged marriages, wonder if Timmy Tebow has impregnated Demi-Wit Nelly-Beard yet.

r69 it is a pretty hilarious picture.

R69 Bond, Gay Bond!

R71, it's hilarious and sexy at the same time.

It is a good picture of him.

Just to freshen up the thread.

The "sexting scandal" site does not indicate whether Adam K was sending his nude photos to a man or a woman. Given the rumors about Kinzinger's proximity to Aaron Schock, you would think people would be asking about that.

R76, a man does not send butt pix to a woman.

May the happy couple find all the bliss that Giovanna and I enjoy!

Oh, R78, if only Miss Lindsey could find the love of a good woman like these two heterosexualists

[quote] if only Miss Lindsey could find the love of a good woman like these two heterosexualists

There isn't enough room in Miss Lindsey's closet for him and all of a future wives clothing.

The pic says "ass for ass." It's very possible he was sexting a guy, but a bottom would prefer dick pics. I think he was being cheeky in an attempt to extract nudes from a woman.

I had thought he was gay long before that just because he was so close to Cockgobbler. They were the best of friends when Schock was in congress. And we know he was fucking people on the job

Fucking GIVE IT UP, R81.

The guy is a goddamned closet case, whether you like it or not.

He's gay, he's in the closet, and he "married" a beard.

Now please STFU.

Yeah - I'd like to know where they got those pics. Something about the back and ass shot doesn't seem to match up to his worked out body. It looks a little thin.

Not saying it isn't him, but not sure this is in the same category as Shock.

Yeah he will never live down that association with Schock

You think she knows? I mean someone in her circle has to know.

Someone needs to send him a link to that thread about things closeted guys do to avoid having sex with their wives

Bumping

R87 What are you even suggesting?

Did he get the secret glory hole set up in the man cave? Inquiring minds want to know!

R69. The only thing missing from that photo is an eye-roll.

My gift to his new bride - a self help book “How to Cure Yourself of Fruit Blindness”

Getting ready to fuck the new wife

Is he registered on Grindr?

He'd like Latin cut cocks - 2

He'd like clean holes - 3

Black dildo - 2

OXO peeler - 1

LOL, r94.

[quote] The "sexting scandal" site does not indicate whether Adam K was sending his nude photos to a man or a woman

the poses are those traditionally for other men. Do men really show their butts to women?

Is he supposed to be gay? They’re a very attractive couple.

looks like a nice and expensive ceremony in a beautiful venue, op.

but pic r15 got me. Not even remotely convincing, sad!

I wish for them to share a boyfriend. So romantic, especially on the wedding night.

Adam is a top, r99.

The dress is ugly. She looks 30 something, she knows what's up.

[quote]Rep Adam Kinzinger gets married (to a woman!)

All the good men were taken.

My gift to his new bride - a heterosexual male :)

Has he knocked her up yet?

R104 and how exactly is he supposed to do that? Are his sperm going to magically disapparate from Aaron Schock’s throat to her cervix?

With Adam and the Cockgobbler, who was the top? They both seem like bottoms.

R106 Adam topped cockgobbler. Duh.

Is this why Aaron joined that orgy of a quarantine party in Mexico? If he fucks enough and takes enough drugs, he can forget about his soul mate, well lover, Adam. His soul mate was probably Paul Ryan.

Poor girls probably been in a sling for a the past two months.

Did Adam Kinzinger invite Aaron Schock to his wedding for old time's sake, and did Aaron wear his turquoise belt?

Don't know R109, but I heard he wore his pink sock.

[quote][R104] and how exactly is he supposed to do that?

He probably tried to do it, but couldn't decide which hole it was supposed to go in.

Trust me there are men who don’t know and there are also plenty who can’t unclasp a bra.

We give him a lot of shit but he hasn't been utterly despicable the last couple weeks like most of his colleagues

[quote]We give him a lot of shit but he hasn't been utterly despicable the last couple weeks like most of his colleagues

Kinzinger and Sassy have been trying to act like they’re not despicable, but they’re still Republicans...so they shouldn’t be trusted.

[quote]He probably tried to do it, but couldn't decide which hole it was supposed to go in.

"Not THERE, you fool!"

I saw Kinzinger being interviewed today on TV and he's very reasonable, balanced, not batshit crazy and he thinks what Dump & Co are doing is appalling/criminal and has no chance of success, is dangerous for democracy and he wants more Republicans to take a stand and come out publicly about it now before the 6th. He voted for the $2k checks. He also talked at length about how Dump is grifting money off his supporters after sending out 525 emails since the election night soliciting money from his base. Kinzinger called it a massive scam.

I've never seen him interviewed before and I must say I respected what he had to say and enjoyed the interview.

Kinzinger is a fraud. He voted in line with Trump’s agenda 92.2% of the time, and he also voted against Impeachment of Trump.

Now suddenly he believes Dump is a criminal? Sure Jan.

*****BREAKING NEWS*****

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He gay as a goose. He open that mouth and tha purse fall out.

@r116, Don't be fooled, just because he's acting like a reasonable human being doesn't mean he's not a republican. They sometimes act human just to get your vote then BAM, off to the camps

Has he made a baby with his female wife yet?

R120 absolutely right. After what we have seen this year (as if we needed more proof), we can now confirm that all Republicans are in it for themselves, plus they are a racist, homophobe, misogynist bunch. Fuck them all.

At least Cockgobbler had the decency to present hole. Your move, Adam.

But he's fuckin' on the DL more than evah