What are you gifting the newlyweds DL?
Rep Adam Kinzinger gets married (to a woman!)
by Anonymous | reply 124 | January 1, 2021 3:17 PM |
Matching dildos. They’ll each need one.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 17, 2020 2:19 AM |
Any photos of Maid of Honor Adam Schock?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 17, 2020 2:19 AM |
Hmmm, what took him so long?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 17, 2020 2:22 AM |
Well, well, well, I guess the gay thing was just a phase.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 17, 2020 2:23 AM |
Someone should now add Aaron Schock to the death watch thread or was his lover Paul Ryan?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 17, 2020 2:24 AM |
Nope r4, he plans to run for President in 2024.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 17, 2020 2:24 AM |
Aaron Schock is a prostitute. Definitely not someone you can take home to mother
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 17, 2020 2:26 AM |
It's too tasteful for me.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 17, 2020 2:27 AM |
What a lovely merkin!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 17, 2020 2:32 AM |
I absolutely love the twitter wedding photo. She's looking at him adoringly while he is staring straight into the camera posing.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 17, 2020 2:32 AM |
I'll bet he picked out the floral arrangements.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 17, 2020 2:32 AM |
A beautiful turkey baster, of course. Those campaign photo-op kids can’t just appear out of thin air!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 17, 2020 2:34 AM |
I wonder if his butt photos are what won her heart?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 17, 2020 2:35 AM |
Butt photos?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 17, 2020 2:37 AM |
This is the second twitter photo. It's hysterical. He's not even trying to pretend he's into her. To him this whole thing is just a photo op.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 17, 2020 2:39 AM |
It's sadly censored, but the full version is out there.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 17, 2020 2:39 AM |
And here's the photo of the matching wrist band.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 17, 2020 2:40 AM |
Gross, R16. Why does Illinois keep sending attractive but tragically slutty bottoms to the House?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 17, 2020 2:42 AM |
Chicago has bottom issues.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 17, 2020 2:43 AM |
I have to agree that that photo at R15 is pretty telling. This "marriage" is not the least bit authentic.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 17, 2020 2:43 AM |
Excuse you, R18. Aaron Schock is not a slut! He is a working girl. His rates are extremely high. Much higher than anyone on this site can afford!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 17, 2020 2:47 AM |
You can DL crucify me here, but my best college friend jacked off in the sauna with him across the street fronThe Jefferson Hotel in DC. There’s a club across the street there. My friend was staying at the hotel and they let you work out there. Beat off. Shot a load. Left.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 17, 2020 2:47 AM |
He’s going to have to commit unnatural acts (for him) to get those photo op kids!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 17, 2020 2:48 AM |
Haha!
Wedding night festivities include bedazzling party store crowns and drinking champagne all night while listening to Taylor Swift!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 17, 2020 2:55 AM |
The sky was a beautiful shade of lavender-blue that day!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 17, 2020 2:56 AM |
R18 Don't judge. That's our only viable export.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 17, 2020 2:56 AM |
He’s not married! He’s just stylish!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 17, 2020 2:58 AM |
R15 She looks like she's smelling him .
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 17, 2020 3:00 AM |
Honey, why do you smell like lube?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 17, 2020 3:02 AM |
LOL, R29.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 17, 2020 3:03 AM |
Who were all the David Guests?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 17, 2020 3:05 AM |
I’m sure the marriage will last for eternity!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 17, 2020 3:20 AM |
Lol they got married in my country: Guatemala.
Those ruins are a very popular (for the elite) wedding venue here in Antigua Guatemala.
Who is the woman? Is she Guatemalan? Why were they married here?
If she's Guatemalan, she must be a scion of the elites here (and they are corrupt and evil AF).
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 17, 2020 3:27 AM |
What if Adam Schick showed up like in the graduate
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 17, 2020 3:27 AM |
LOL @ R34.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 17, 2020 3:36 AM |
As a wedding gift, Mother Pence has generously agreed to give the bride pointers on how a good Republican wife should dress.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 17, 2020 2:32 PM |
How cheesy to get married around Valentines Fay!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 17, 2020 4:11 PM |
*Day
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 17, 2020 4:12 PM |
He’s cute.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 17, 2020 4:23 PM |
Is he Jewish?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 17, 2020 4:46 PM |
[quote]What if Adam Schick showed up like in the graduate
ADAM?
SCHICK?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 17, 2020 5:12 PM |
R34 I assume you mean Aaron Schock but yes, I can practically hear Sound of Silence playing just looking at those twitter photos.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 17, 2020 5:15 PM |
R33 - apparently she is a Latina and speaks Spanish.
Here's my read - she's in PR and, if she was born outside of the US, she may want her citizenship.
Do we know for certain Mr. Kinzinger is gay? Did he post those pics on a gay website? Someone's got the dirt and I'm too lazy to look it up.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 17, 2020 5:21 PM |
Funny image of the Cockgobbler pounding on the glass at the church shouting, "Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam!"
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 17, 2020 5:24 PM |
The photo R15 posted says everything you need to know about this sham "marriage." She may be into him, but he's not even looking at her. He's looking "straight" into the camera, almost breaking the fourth wall by accident, giving the viewer the wink, wink that having a trophy wife is important for his next job in politics. It won't work out in his favor, however.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 17, 2020 5:27 PM |
Adam is pure hetero. He occasionally bottoms but is as straight as they come. Get over yourselves.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 17, 2020 5:31 PM |
That picture with his new wife is like all those cringey pictures Aaron Rodgers posts with his beards, or Tebow's wedding pictures with that woman with the two hyphenated names.
Rodgers would have been a better spouse for Rep. Kinzinger.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 17, 2020 5:33 PM |
Idk, R47, I think Aaron is extremely high maintenance.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 17, 2020 5:37 PM |
Adam Kinzinger-Aaron Rodgers sounds like a fanfic / slashfic set up.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 17, 2020 5:40 PM |
If he runs for president in 2024 he will be the Seth Moulton of the right. An attractive but mediocre congressman with no name recognition who has no impact on the race and never gets above 1% in polls.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 17, 2020 6:04 PM |
On the Republican side, 2024 is going to be all about Junior Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 17, 2020 6:18 PM |
R15, I started scrolling to see when someone would post that one! I saw it and could only muster a: ARE YOU SHITTING ME???
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 17, 2020 6:21 PM |
Agree R51 -- Pence, Hayley, Cotten, Hawley, Kinzinger will all be second fiddle to the Prince Of Orange.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 17, 2020 6:23 PM |
[quote]Is he Jewish?
R40. I doubt it. "Kinzinger was born in 1978 in Kankakee, the son of Betty Jo, an elementary school teacher, and Rus Kinzinger, a CEO of faith-based organizations."
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 17, 2020 9:32 PM |
Kinzinger has aspirations for higher office, thus the sham marriage.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 17, 2020 10:52 PM |
And he's calculating enough to marry a Latinx to bring in the Hispanic vote.
Pete should've married Ricky Martin.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 17, 2020 11:22 PM |
[quote]He’s going to have to commit unnatural acts (for him) to get those photo op kids!
I knew two guys in law school who didn't start having kids until they were in their late 30s and each decided to run for Congress.
p.s. I always thought they were an item.
p.p.s. They did not have kids with each other.
p.p.p.s. One of them was Kris Kobach.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 18, 2020 12:03 AM |
[quote]p.p.p.s. One of them was Kris Kobach.
Why am I not surprised this fucking Nazi is a closet-case. This guy is such a scumbag.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 18, 2020 12:09 AM |
Well at 41 years old it was time, people were going to start talking.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 18, 2020 12:33 AM |
Before the wedding, Adam received marriage counseling from Charlie Crist.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 18, 2020 1:11 AM |
But is she Guatemalan? Her last names do not sound from here at all. At least not from the wealthy/powerful families. Why choose Guatemala.
It must have been a security nightmare that wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 18, 2020 1:12 AM |
[quote]Adam is pure hetero. He occasionally bottoms but is as straight as they come.
This is pretty hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 18, 2020 1:49 AM |
[quote]Kinzinger has aspirations for higher office, thus the sham marriage.
He's one of the very very few Republicans who has actually criticized Trump publicly, so I'd say his chances of higher office are nil (except maybe in Illinois).
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 18, 2020 1:52 AM |
Republican in 2020 equals enabler of inhumanity, criminality and the destruction of our democracy all the rest that goes along with that. He may be cute for 41, but he is a despicable excuse for a human being.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 18, 2020 2:01 AM |
R64, do you really believe all that bullshit, or is that just DL's version of "hello"?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 18, 2020 2:21 AM |
R65 is right. He ain't all that cute, R64, but everything else is correct. Only an idiot would think it isn't true about Trump's party, right, R65?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 18, 2020 2:24 AM |
Most republicans know the wall is a stupid idea. Most of them think seperating kids from their parents to "discourage" iborder crossings is horrific and cruel. Most of them know he blocked Ukraine aid because he wanted them to announce an investigation of a Biden. Adam Kinzinger specifically believes all these things.
But they support Trump in all these things anyway. Even though they don't think they are good ideas or good for America.
That's cowardly and pathetic. Disagree with Dems on policy but they wouldn't have supported Obama in things they personally thought were terrible. They would have had the balls to tell him to fuck off. These Trump republicans are far more feckless. And that makes them useless as politicians. They are just Trump's arms and legs.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 18, 2020 2:48 AM |
So when people ask why closet cases are so hated?
THIS IS WHY.
He is a phony, a fraud, a coward, and a liar.
Yes, much like other Republicans, but the fact that he's gay and living this lie, disgusts me to no end.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 18, 2020 2:52 AM |
I just keep staring at this picture. He really has a look of "She doesn't know...but YOU do"
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 18, 2020 4:48 AM |
Speaking of arranged marriages, wonder if Timmy Tebow has impregnated Demi-Wit Nelly-Beard yet.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 18, 2020 4:57 AM |
r69 it is a pretty hilarious picture.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 18, 2020 4:59 AM |
R69 Bond, Gay Bond!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 18, 2020 9:15 PM |
R71, it's hilarious and sexy at the same time.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 19, 2020 12:58 AM |
It is a good picture of him.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 19, 2020 11:10 AM |
The "sexting scandal" site does not indicate whether Adam K was sending his nude photos to a man or a woman. Given the rumors about Kinzinger's proximity to Aaron Schock, you would think people would be asking about that.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 19, 2020 12:50 PM |
R76, a man does not send butt pix to a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 19, 2020 1:03 PM |
May the happy couple find all the bliss that Giovanna and I enjoy!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 19, 2020 1:04 PM |
Oh, R78, if only Miss Lindsey could find the love of a good woman like these two heterosexualists
by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 19, 2020 1:18 PM |
[quote] if only Miss Lindsey could find the love of a good woman like these two heterosexualists
There isn't enough room in Miss Lindsey's closet for him and all of a future wives clothing.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 19, 2020 3:07 PM |
The pic says "ass for ass." It's very possible he was sexting a guy, but a bottom would prefer dick pics. I think he was being cheeky in an attempt to extract nudes from a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 19, 2020 3:53 PM |
I had thought he was gay long before that just because he was so close to Cockgobbler. They were the best of friends when Schock was in congress. And we know he was fucking people on the job
by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 19, 2020 3:55 PM |
Fucking GIVE IT UP, R81.
The guy is a goddamned closet case, whether you like it or not.
He's gay, he's in the closet, and he "married" a beard.
Now please STFU.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 19, 2020 3:55 PM |
Yeah - I'd like to know where they got those pics. Something about the back and ass shot doesn't seem to match up to his worked out body. It looks a little thin.
Not saying it isn't him, but not sure this is in the same category as Shock.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 19, 2020 3:57 PM |
Yeah he will never live down that association with Schock
by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 19, 2020 4:02 PM |
You think she knows? I mean someone in her circle has to know.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 19, 2020 4:04 PM |
Someone needs to send him a link to that thread about things closeted guys do to avoid having sex with their wives
by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 19, 2020 4:12 PM |
Bumping
by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 20, 2020 12:22 AM |
R87 What are you even suggesting?
by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 20, 2020 12:20 PM |
Did he get the secret glory hole set up in the man cave? Inquiring minds want to know!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 20, 2020 12:37 PM |
R69. The only thing missing from that photo is an eye-roll.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | February 20, 2020 12:58 PM |
My gift to his new bride - a self help book “How to Cure Yourself of Fruit Blindness”
by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 20, 2020 2:24 PM |
Is he registered on Grindr?
He'd like Latin cut cocks - 2
He'd like clean holes - 3
Black dildo - 2
OXO peeler - 1
by Anonymous | reply 94 | February 20, 2020 8:22 PM |
LOL, r94.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 21, 2020 3:50 PM |
[quote] The "sexting scandal" site does not indicate whether Adam K was sending his nude photos to a man or a woman
the poses are those traditionally for other men. Do men really show their butts to women?
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 21, 2020 3:58 PM |
Is he supposed to be gay? They’re a very attractive couple.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 21, 2020 4:03 PM |
looks like a nice and expensive ceremony in a beautiful venue, op.
but pic r15 got me. Not even remotely convincing, sad!
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 21, 2020 4:19 PM |
I wish for them to share a boyfriend. So romantic, especially on the wedding night.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 21, 2020 4:22 PM |
Adam is a top, r99.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 21, 2020 4:26 PM |
The dress is ugly. She looks 30 something, she knows what's up.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 21, 2020 5:17 PM |
[quote]Rep Adam Kinzinger gets married (to a woman!)
All the good men were taken.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 21, 2020 5:19 PM |
My gift to his new bride - a heterosexual male :)
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 21, 2020 5:59 PM |
Has he knocked her up yet?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 21, 2020 6:50 PM |
R104 and how exactly is he supposed to do that? Are his sperm going to magically disapparate from Aaron Schock’s throat to her cervix?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | May 21, 2020 7:11 PM |
With Adam and the Cockgobbler, who was the top? They both seem like bottoms.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 21, 2020 7:27 PM |
R106 Adam topped cockgobbler. Duh.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 21, 2020 8:13 PM |
Is this why Aaron joined that orgy of a quarantine party in Mexico? If he fucks enough and takes enough drugs, he can forget about his soul mate, well lover, Adam. His soul mate was probably Paul Ryan.
Poor girls probably been in a sling for a the past two months.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 21, 2020 8:53 PM |
Did Adam Kinzinger invite Aaron Schock to his wedding for old time's sake, and did Aaron wear his turquoise belt?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 22, 2020 12:09 AM |
Don't know R109, but I heard he wore his pink sock.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 22, 2020 12:14 AM |
[quote][R104] and how exactly is he supposed to do that?
He probably tried to do it, but couldn't decide which hole it was supposed to go in.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 22, 2020 12:17 AM |
Trust me there are men who don’t know and there are also plenty who can’t unclasp a bra.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 22, 2020 9:50 AM |
We give him a lot of shit but he hasn't been utterly despicable the last couple weeks like most of his colleagues
by Anonymous | reply 113 | January 1, 2021 12:25 PM |
[quote]We give him a lot of shit but he hasn't been utterly despicable the last couple weeks like most of his colleagues
Kinzinger and Sassy have been trying to act like they’re not despicable, but they’re still Republicans...so they shouldn’t be trusted.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | January 1, 2021 12:29 PM |
[quote]He probably tried to do it, but couldn't decide which hole it was supposed to go in.
"Not THERE, you fool!"
by Anonymous | reply 115 | January 1, 2021 12:30 PM |
I saw Kinzinger being interviewed today on TV and he's very reasonable, balanced, not batshit crazy and he thinks what Dump & Co are doing is appalling/criminal and has no chance of success, is dangerous for democracy and he wants more Republicans to take a stand and come out publicly about it now before the 6th. He voted for the $2k checks. He also talked at length about how Dump is grifting money off his supporters after sending out 525 emails since the election night soliciting money from his base. Kinzinger called it a massive scam.
I've never seen him interviewed before and I must say I respected what he had to say and enjoyed the interview.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | January 1, 2021 12:33 PM |
Kinzinger is a fraud. He voted in line with Trump’s agenda 92.2% of the time, and he also voted against Impeachment of Trump.
Now suddenly he believes Dump is a criminal? Sure Jan.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | January 1, 2021 12:43 PM |
*****BREAKING NEWS*****
ALL THE RATS 🐀 ARE JUMPING OFF THE SINKING SHIP
by Anonymous | reply 118 | January 1, 2021 12:59 PM |
He gay as a goose. He open that mouth and tha purse fall out.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | January 1, 2021 1:01 PM |
@r116, Don't be fooled, just because he's acting like a reasonable human being doesn't mean he's not a republican. They sometimes act human just to get your vote then BAM, off to the camps
by Anonymous | reply 120 | January 1, 2021 1:19 PM |
Has he made a baby with his female wife yet?
by Anonymous | reply 121 | January 1, 2021 1:31 PM |
R120 absolutely right. After what we have seen this year (as if we needed more proof), we can now confirm that all Republicans are in it for themselves, plus they are a racist, homophobe, misogynist bunch. Fuck them all.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | January 1, 2021 1:36 PM |
At least Cockgobbler had the decency to present hole. Your move, Adam.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | January 1, 2021 1:42 PM |
But he's fuckin' on the DL more than evah
by Anonymous | reply 124 | January 1, 2021 3:17 PM |