Barron Trump never looks happy

He looks like a chav these days, so what he ultimatively needs is not any kind of therapy, but a slap in the face and a kick in the arse.

He's at an age where a lot of kids hit their awkward stage. Unfortunately for Trump men, that stage lasts 60 years.

He looks much older these days & much more like Trump

Donald will probably start to notice him

Trumpface

He’s a numpty.

Nobody knows wtf is going on inside that head.

The older Trump kids will eat him alive when he turns 18. "He is not one of us"

When is pictured next to Ru p ho looks a foot taller but the above picture he looks the same size. Humm.

I feel sorry for the kid. He didn't ask to be born to those two morons. Of course, when he becomes a total Trump asshole as an adult, I'll eat these words.

Leave Barron alone, you freaks.

Fuck off, R9 aka Vairst Letty aka First Hooker

Ugh. What possessed you to start this particular thread, OP?

Between Donals and Melania, Barron is a born freak!

I do feel like there's some hope for him, because he'll still be very young when Trump dies. Hang in there, kid.

Wouldn't it be amazing if this boy became a decent human being? Really, how sweet would that be? There's always hope...

Some you guys only like him because you think he is tiger beat material.

Let’s take an inventory of his life:

—His father is Satan.

—His brothers are white supremacist idiots.

—His mother has been lobotomized and can’t speak the language he speaks.

—His father fucks his sister.

—Under constant public scrutiny.

—Puberty.

—Sees the future of his hair in his demon father and demonseed brothers.

—If he is trapped in an autistic world as many suspect he may be, then that may actually be his lucky break in life.

—But he’s probably an evil Nazi, too.

Why wouldn’t he be miserable?

OMG Tiger Beat!! Is that still around? I was in love with Bobby Sherman!!

R16 Your comment about Barron being trapped in an autistic world is sadly poetic. What if the young man chooses to live in some alternate reality in order to escape his real world...

[quote] His mother has been lobotomized and can’t speak the language he speaks.

Zis eez not true! Beelif me, I speek five languages ent I speek zem flooentlee!

Stop beenk bullee ent bee best eenstead!

If you father is Donald John Trump there is no reason to be happy.

Oh, it's true. Look in the mirror, Barron. For 13, you don't look so good. It's because you've been such a brat all your life, that now all that brattishness is showing in your face. The face of a retarded brat!

Most likely, his father will be dead by the time he’s 18, so he’ll never have to suck up to his father the way Trump’s older kids have had to do. He might end up normal.

Isn’t he due for some plastic surgery?

I am not retarded!!!

From your fingertips to God’s operating system, R22.

OP He look like he might have special needs to me. Not something that would get reported on in the media even if someone outside the family did know. I got the feeling this was the case when Melania wouldn't move to the WH till the school year was over. For a regular kid not a big deal but very disruptive for a special student. Melania is a complicit POS but she at least seems like a decent mother, a lot of kids from this income level are raised by servants.

[quote] His mother has been lobotomized and can’t speak the language he speaks.

Oh well, but I do speak her language.

I tell her she's a fucking KURBA at least twice a day.

:-)

What's a KURBA?

[quote] Melania is a complicit POS but she at least seems like a decent mother

I've got to agree.

Say what you will about her being a hooker, a grifter, a lobotomised cunt 'n stuff - but there can be absolutely no doubt that she is a doting and devoted mother and that she truly loves her son!

R28

kurba = whore

I like blue

When will he learn who his real father is?

Who's that? Eric or Don Jr?

No she wanted to slut around Trump Tower, spending millions of tax payer dollars to fuck her security guard from Tiffany and Co. She's uprooted the kid plenty and chose to breed with one of the shittiest fathers of all time. She dumped Barron with her parents. She don't give a fuck about him, he's a child support check.

R32 There’s no mistaking those features.

What are the odds a child growing up with those parental dynamics is going to be psychologically healthy?

I need to know more about this Tiffany security guard! He's mentioned a lot as Melania's man meat. Where do I find a pic of this guy?

His name is Hank Siemers

He probably smiles when he re-enacts portions of American Psycho in the WH and Mar-Lago dungeons.

No, no & no, pseudo Barron @ R31, it's "I like gold". "I like blue" is a different cretin.

Don't call my dear brother Jzzhoey a cretin, you cunt at R31. I'd kick you in your fat asszzh if my knee wouldn't pop off. CUNT.

R38 He's got a Michael Avenatti (sp) vibe going on. Go for it, Melania -- he's gorgeous!

Melania is not a decent mother. What is with you missies?

She is a selfish, cold, stupid, hateful liar who mimics her monster daddykins while knowing he is a horrible asshole and tyrant. She knew it from the start and married the monster anyway. Her kid was her insurance policy and she made it matter that she had a son, rather than a waste of a daughter like Marla had. (THERE IS ONLY ONE DAUGHTER.)

Do you actually think this bitch stands up to Trump when he calls the "on the spectrum" genetic mess Barron a "retard," as we've heard he does? How much of a good mother has she been when she has jumped on the chance to distort and politicize anything said in the media about the son? How about never standing against the foulness, inhumanity, hate speech, racism, misogyny and other abhorrent language and actions that the kid's father pitches out of his insanity and cynicism?

A good mother wouldn't keep her child near that human cesspit of corruption and lies that Melanomia calls her husband. She wouldn't "go along" with staying in the hothouse of filth. She wouldn't use the kid for gain. And she wouldn't stand against all other children her husband is purposefully harming and even letting die because of his fascism.

She is the worst woman ever to foul the White House, as Trump is the worst man. Don't try to find a silver thread with these loathsome, unfit creatures.

None of us can afford humanizing the unhuman. And these people are inhuman offenders. Look at Trump's other children. Criminals all (except needy Tiff).

He has his father’s face. His life is fucked, but he will never have to worry about money. Hard to feel bad for the kid

The Obama daughters will be blamed for his eventual downfall.

Just giving Rush an award is reason enough to call her horrible. Why couldn’t Rump do it ?

You just know a pitbull with red eyes is being held off camera by a nanny with the leash in her left hand and a noose in the other.

They are all vile and disgusting. They deserve nothing but shame and contempt

Guess Barron didn't want to go see the race cars today.

^He had to pull apart the family dog.

R24. There is literally no money. It's all one big scam. Why do you think they're all pulling these penny ante grifts with tax money, involving refueling AF1 near his stupid Scottish golf club. And the secret service having to pay for a floor at Trump Tower or meals and golf carts at Mar a Lago? Because these trashcans are broke. Like stealing money from cancer kids broke. This is probably the most money Trump's had since he lost the the first 200 million he stole from his father.

i can haz choklit ?

Cute baby though:

Oh HANK! Oh Hanky! Da! Da! Da! Oh Hank!

Cheers:

Hopefully , he'll commit Suicide .

R44: Tiffany and this one are going to beg for even a pittance of whatever money remains. You just know that Ivana made sure that only her children would inherit substantial wealth.

I wonder who of donald's attorneys drew up the Will.

In R52's video, Melania had to pull out a chair for Barron, otherwise, he would've probably stood there all night.

What did Barron get on his English exam? ---- Drool.

He looks like a member of a 1980s New Romantic band.

Q: What did Barron get for Christmas?

A: Groped by his father, who called him a Pussy.

Q: What did his mother say when she found out?

A: Who the fuck could tell?

I swear there was a Vanity Fair article several years ago that said Barron really did want to wear suits and had to have specially made notebooks with all-white covers. Or he threw away his notebooks if they got a mark on them. There was something weird about notebooks that immeditely made me think Asperger's.

If he turns out to be an idiot savant with stealing money, his father will love him. Otherwise, nyet.

Wow, Melania’s Slavic trash roots are front and center in Barron. Give him a gold pinkie ring, a chain and a track suit and he could get a starter job with Lev Parnas.

Also, she’s such a hard faced, bitter whore in r48’s picture. She has such Third Wife Whoreface. The thick layer of spackle she piles on every day can’t hide it.

Just because Barron’s mother is a cheap dimestore middle-aged Eva Braun blow-up doll doesn’t mean it’s OK to call her names! #BeBest, guys!

Wow has he ever smiled?

R67 No. His dad beats his mom.

Tard.

He's fine. You losers would be on your knees for him on his 18th birthday.

Yuck.

He has a different mother than the other losers. She will make sure he becomes a model or a dancer. Something gay..

If his mother kept him away from his father for most of his infant/toddler years, he'll be all right. Otherwise, he has no shot at anything resembling normal or decent.

You are hateful people! He is a kid!

Do tell, R74.

Really R74, do tell.

Is this a “Do as I say, not as I do” BeBest type of situation?

By all means, protect the Trump boy. He’s just a child!

Poor little Dauphin.

I don't like talking bad about celebrity kids with but Rump's are an exception. All I am saying he will probably turn out to be a douche like the rest.

He's a little cunt.

The douche gene is strong in that family.

If you look happy at his age, it makes your parents relax! They think everything's fine! The key to being a teen is to keep them so off balance that they can never tell what you're thinking, if you're happy, if you're unhappy. I made it a point to scowl throughout my teens. And any answers to questions put to me by my parents that exceeded three syllables was a major fail.

I remember going gaga over Alice Cooper in 1973. It wasn't until recently that I told my parents I didn't think that much of the band, it's just that they were traumatized by being a fan!

R74 here.

Hi.

Guys, he’s just a kid!

He’s practically a baby!

[quote]I do feel like there's some hope for him, because he'll still be very young when Trump dies.

trump's parents lived to their 90's. Or at least his disgusting father did. Not sure about the mother. Hardy German peasant stock.

Supposedly Trump’s mother died at 88, but photos of her have convinced me she simply slathered on orange foundation and started calling herself Donald.

Evil doesn’t die.

Trump's mom lived to 88 - perfect age considering the Nazi-leanings of that family.

Why were Obama’s daughters off limits but Trumps son is fair game? I think all kids should be off limits to the venom spewing DL.

R90 I agree. Chelsea Clinton was off-limits, too. Except to that asswipe Rush Limbaugh who made terrible comments about her. She got the final laugh, though, by growing into a very handsome woman.

R90, I agree about Barron. I don't understand making jokes about that poor kid when you can go after his scumbag siblings (except Tiffany - I don't see the point there) who deserve it.

R90, you don’t see a difference in pointing out that Barron doesn’t smile or look happy in pictures versus calling the Obama girls monkeys and drug addicts?

I’ll help you out: One is a simple observation while the other is not. Ok, go on and continue to save little children on DL!

I don't think of Barron as being related to Ivanka, Eric, or DonJr even as a step-brother. I've never read a comment or saw a picture of that unholy trio ever acknowledging him. He's a just a cypher to them. I wonder if he (Barron) ever shows interest in knowing them or visiting their families. It is such a weird fascinating fucking family dynamic.

R92, why is Tiffany off limits? She regularly shows her face at her daddy’s events and I have not heard her disagree with his policies once.

Why again is she off limits then and can’t be criticized?

Off limits, R90--on DL?

We’ve been through this here: Speculating that Barron may be on the autism spectrum, based on his height, his posture, his body language, his absent gaze, his ancient father, is not an attack on the kid. To say it is is to say that acknowledging someone has autism is an offense. Several celebrities are “out” about their children being on the autism spectrum—they think it’s important not to hide away their children as “flawed” or to shame them based on their natures. And then there are the Trumps, who have threatened to sue people for making plain observations about their child. They are clearly ashamed of who he is and trying to hide him away, which will make him ashamed of himself, which will breed silent rage, and so yes, it is entirely reasonable to expect Barron Trump to turn out to be a monster. All his siblings who were raised in part by their father are monsters with very obvious daddy issues. Ivanka is more physically affectionate with her deranged father in public than she is with her deranged husband. Both of the boys obviously grew up terrified of their father and “respecting” him as a totalitarian dictator. Stop pretending reality is not reality. The only way that Barron could ever grow up to be remotely happy is if he has a lobotomy as appears to have happened to his mail-order mom, or else through a divine intervention. And clearly there is no beneficent god or else there would be no Trumps in this world at all.

R94 Exhibit A

I dare you to caption this.

One Big Happy

When Tiff was skinny enough to make Donald grab for the puss...

The pictures at R98/99/100 prove nothing. Everybody looks super uncomfortable, especially Ivanka. If you watch the videos it was all very awkward.

I remember that scene at r98. What you can't see from the still and what I absolutely remember is that ivanka looked a bit uncomfortable at first when Barron started playing with the baby.

Only Trump and his followers are allowed to say nasty things about anybody and anything they like Everyone else has to be on their best behavior or else the Trumplings will destroy them. They'll destroy them anyway if they get a chance but the message they want to impress on you is you better watch out.

R97 what a roundabout way for you to justify being an asshole to yourself. Kudos.

Thank you, R105. Tell your cubicle mates in the Moscow troll factory all about it.

R90 and R105 are right.

R104, look, I'm not chastising anyone considering we have a whole thread about an ugly baby flung off a cruiseship. I'm just saying that personally, I don't see the point in going after a kid who's clearly developmentally-challenged and I mentioned Tiffany because I just don't see the point when her own father calls her fat- and she's no where near as toxic as her siblings. She never really bothered me as much as the rest of that parasitic family.

DO you really want to compare yourself to Trump's cockroach supporters? This is DL, go for it if you want, but the whole Barron thing just seems sad. The kid clearly has no friends and is on the spectrum.

R107 Probably. But—thoughts on Trump tweeting, as president, an attack on a teen girl that resulted in murder and death threats? And a subsequent refusal to apologize?

Thoughts on him mocking Greta Thunberg orally and with tweets? She has autism. She is a minor.

Thoughts on the allegations put forward by Ronan Farrow that a lawsuit against Trump for raping a teenaged girl was dropped thanks to the intervention of the National Enquirer to “catch and kill” the story?

Sure, one person’s evil actions don’t excuse another’s evil actions. That’s what the Democrats say—when they go low, we go high. They continue to say it as we lose our country to an authoritarian that has zero moral, ethical or legal limits and zero human decency.

And will most likely grow up to be a huge asshole. If he doesn't, he'll really be beating the odds.

How do you know he has no friend, R108?

It will be fascinating following this family after Trump is dethroned in November. They are like our own British royals.

R111 I won't be happy until I see one (or all) of them at a food pantry, stocking up on stale bread and free cheese.

R110, you can tell he's the type of boy who's on his computer all day and doesn't talk much. It's not just some awkward phase. I think he's very isolated.

You're projecting, R113. That may be the case. Anyway, too bad--he's got it a lot better than a lot of other kids, precisely because of his daddy.

R113 Steve Miller probably set his child-protected browser to only allow him to see Stormfront, Breitbart and the Daily Caller. And Ivanka and Jared porn parodies.

No child of a man who brags that he wants to fuck his daughter is going to be mentally well. Ever.

"No child of Trump will be mentally well. Ever."

Fixed.

You don't know. He could turn this whole thing around.

R117 Not fixed. Those two comments say exactly the same thing.

Knock it off. He's a kid.

Fuck off, R120. You're not the thread mother here.

Tangent: Remember when Jeb! Bush said “Hell yeah, I would kill baby Hitler!”

Same thing with less words, yes, R119.

I wouldn’t call it “fascination”. It’s disgust.

What does he do all day? Do they hire kids to play/visit with him? Does he ever play outside - baseball or golf or anything? Does he have a pet? What the hell does that kid do for 16 waking hours every day? How is he being educated?

Headline best example of stating the obvious since “Homocide Victims Rarely Talk to Police”.

He jacks off is what he does.

To Ivanka.

R32, what R35 said. You can't mistake who his father is. The Trump "superior" genes are very strong, which is why a small fortune has been spent on plastic surgery.

Please warn us before splashing a picture of that cunt, R129.

I doubt if Barron is allowed on the internet, for security purposes.

He's into soccer. And into computer - at least the orange Führer told us so in some TV debate in the last presidential race.

No wonder people will always hate gays.

WARNING: Melania, after the divorce, do not come back to New York.

Those Trump genes never lie.

The boy has that same puckered asshole mouth his father has. Tiffany has the same mouth.

"WARNING: Melania, after the divorce, do not come back to New York."

She will return and will be welcomed with open arms, because, after the second term, only the very rich Trumpsters will be living there. Everyone else will be forced to move.

No wonder people will always hate R133.

R137 = not from New York

R130, my apologies

R139 = NSFW

First Teen spends his time daydreaming about Greta, his first crush, and sending her fan texts.

Daddy's gonna blow a gasket when he finds out!!!

Melania told Parenting Magazine that Barron actually loves to play by himself sometimes. She said he could do so for a long time and never get bored. She also notes that he “has a lot of play dates and friends that he plays with,” but she doesn’t mention anyone specific. Barron is at an age where friendships can be difficult to make, and friends change all the time. It’s part of what comes with being a middle schooler. However, we don’t ever see him hanging out with friends after school or inviting any friends over to the White House. It’s possible that Melania wants to shield his social life from the press.

Poor kid can't even have a dog cause "daddy" would be too embarrassed to walk it, as if he ever would.

R144’s video seemed to be made by a press agent or former producer of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

This is the first time I heard Mrs Rump speak. She didn’t sound so dumb.

R144, Trump ought to let Barron have a cat ... for some WH pussy-grabbing.

[quote] This is the first time I heard Mrs Rump speak. She didn’t sound so dumb.

A stack of bricks is less dumb than this bitch.

Poor thing, looks like Christopher Walken in The Deer Hunter.

Hope he's able to escape the family curse.

Thx Photography Troll! Your insights into the psychological well being Or relationships of strangers based on a few photos of them never ceases to amaze. I wonder if you were exposed to lots of supermarket tabloids as a child and that’s how you’ve learned to interpret media (or the world). That’s how tabloids operate. Get a photo of a famous person and attach emotions (usually negative) to it in order to create an article.

I don’t know who you are talking about but I’m sure some of the photos are faked. Like the one with father and son having faces close together and laughing and the ones that look like they are same size or Rump is taller.

I don't think I've ever heard Barron speak or seen footage of him speaking.

R151 It's quite likely that Barron suffers from a mild case of autism, also known as "high functioning autism". He was conceived using geriatric seed and this usually results in children with learning and developmental disabilities. Trump keeps Barron away from the public eye because of the "embarrassment" that it would bring if word got out, even though Barron would be considered the most normal member of that circus of freaks.

Always sleepy during public events. A sign that he is heavily medicated/sedated.

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Stop feeling sorry for him, he already has the evil Trump scowl down.

He has a thing for his trainer it seems.

re R152's GIF

What we can see here is a (pre)teen taking the piss.

Melania *doing the high-five gesture*: Hey Barron, high-five!

Barron: What?

Melania: High-five!

Barron: *raising arm, clearly mocking her* Hi! Btw, fuck you!

Melania doing the high-five, but to no avail; turning away, trying to save face

Barron *doing the mocking 'high-five'* Here you've got your fucking high-five, bitch.

Your empire will soon by mine Gramps.

Sleepy or bored?

Seems like so many celebrity children have autism. Doesn’t David Letterman’s son have it ? They don’t think it is harmless for an elder man to father a child anymore do they ?

I thought he was autistic

A story worth repeating here:

At a party a few years ago one of the guests told us she’d worked on The Apprentice LA as a production coordinator or something like that. She said “I only ever will tell one story about Mr. Trump. One day he sat in his chair at that fucking table and he said ‘Just been on the phone to New York with Melania and our son the retard.’”

[quote]The Trump "superior" genes are very strong

Isn’t that a shame? Three different mothers (that we know of!) and all the kids have Trumpface.

I’m sure Trump treats him like shit so yes, I feel sorry for Barron.

Leave the kid alone.

R158 Not seeing it. The strange and jerky body movements (a la Greta Thunberg) speak volumes.

3:20

Hmmm.... I don’t see the gif at r152? I get a 404 error.

R166

I thought that was a signal to back off. Why would your mother want to high five you? Why would the son not return ? You would think Melanie was the only good influence he has.

Wow, that was telling... he looked like he wanted to scratch her eyes out.

Poor lil dude. It’s hard to imagine his mothers mouth would be an improvement, but it would be.

At least Tiffany has some semblance of work ethic and can hit the books.

What the hell is that look at r170? Is that her sexy pose? Who taught her that face? She looks like an Asian trans person grinding her teeth.

Everything she does bugs me. EVERYTHING.

Melly & Don the Con both have those strange, slit eyes, bad plastic surgery?

In another world, Melania would be an icon, on magazine covers and interviews, but she is so soiled by being married to her current husband, I'm not sure she can ever recover from that

I hope he turns out to be the total anti-Trump, and writes memoirs and does interviews and reveals every secret thing. By the time he's an adult, daddy will be dead.

R173 "In another world, Melania would be an icon"

If by "world" you mean "planet", sure.

What the hell is going on with her eyes and her mouth? Totally the opposite of where plastic surgery is today. She needs an eye lift and lip plumping.

re the famous high-five GIF and R175's pic

In all seriousness:

Would YOU do a high-five with THIS?

[quote] Melania said: "He is a very strong-minded, very special, smart boy. He is independent and opinionated and knows exactly what he wants. Sometimes I call him little Donald. He is a mixture of us in looks, but his personality is why I call him ‘Little Donald’.”

I’m sure Don Jr is thrilled

R178, in all fairness it must be said that if I were Donald Trump and had named after myself the tosser that is Mr Donny Jr, I'd want to curl up and die.

R176, what kind of work do you expect when people don’t pay their bills? Which renowned plastic surgeon would offer to work on those 2 parasitic grifters for free?

[quote]He is a mixture of us in looks, but his personality is why I call him ‘Little Donald’.”

So basically he's a shithead.

Melanoma has two glass eyes.

Where is the daily mail 'body language expert' when you need him?

It's funny to read about all the bashing of Trump, Melania and Baron. Look at the Clintons, he is accused of rape by 7 women, but no one believes it?? Look what he did with Lewinsky?? No one bashed Chelsea like Baron. You are total frauds... Trump will be re-elected in 2020 because of all this mis-information..

[quote]No one bashed Chelsea like Baron.

Rush Limbaugh literally called her "The White House dog." She was 12 years old.

[quote]In another world, Melania would be an icon

Yes, indeed.

R184 sounds like Kellyanne Conway.

Shouldn't you be trying to make amends with your fat husband instead of posting at Datalounge?

Trump has 50 credible rape and harassment complaints. So he does that better than Clinton too, Boris at r184.

[quote]In another world, Melania would be an icon

Yes in the porn world. She missed her calling.

If Rump is a sure thing in 2020 why do we need Russian troll hanging out in little ole DL r184 ?

He has dead eyes.

R184, how are things in Vladivostok?

R192, the funny thing is, when it comes to syntax and the like, this is EXACTLY like someone with Russian as a first language would write ... so you might be right after all.