Big feet = big penis. Big nose = big penis.

Some white bitch.

In my experience it's the lean tall guys with long faces and big teeth who more often than not have a big'un. Of course there's always the exception. Some lean tall guys are afflicted with the dreaded mini peen. I once had this little pocket gay about 5'4" who was built like a brahma bull down there.

Do you get your penis size/shape from your father's side or mother's side (vagina penis)?

It's been a thing for decades, OP, you tiny-foot, anime-nose-having little bitch.

I remember reading the one legitimate scientific correlation was the index finger length. Seems true but whatever.

I think the huge dick guys tend to be ugly, tall, and with little body hair.

Neither of those is true. What IS an indicator, however, are hands.

I got with this 6’3” guy who had the biggest cock I’d ever seen. He said it was 9”. He screamed when he came.

[quote] Do you get your penis size/shape from your father's side or mother's side (vagina penis)?

It can be from either side and environmental issues.

[quote] What IS an indicator, however, are hands.

Nope.

It's the proportions on the hands that are the tell; not the "size" of the hands.

Noses etc are /never/ a tell.

YEP.

According to Dr. Drew, the only barometer is the size of a man's hands, is directly associated with dick size.

Dr. Drew is a quack Trump psychiatrist. He’s not a biologist. There are no tell tale signs of dick size beyond seeing it. Open up a biology book.

[quote] According to Dr. Drew, the only barometer is the size of a man's hands, is directly associated with dick size.

Oh, dear.

A man with big hands will 100% of the time have a big dick.

Nope

Wrong and wronger R16. Dated a guy (big hands/small dick) and had a relationship with a man who had big, meaty hands and was standard equipment dickwise.

They can sometimes be an indication, but they are not a FOOLPROOF indicator.

Big hands are a foolproof indicator of a big dick.

I can also confirm big hands = big dick. The other shit like nose, feet, not accurate at all.

My husband wears size 14 shoes and has an average/slightly above average dick. He’s also got giant hands.

There only one way to know wheather smb's dick is big - ask medium, who run a thread over here a few weaks ago or so.

[quote] There only one way to know wheather smb's dick is big - ask medium, who run a thread over here a few weaks ago or so.

Oh fucking DEAR!

Sorry! Damned spellcheack! My language is set to RETARD and that's how it telled me it was.

Crying, r25.

That’s hysterical. You have a great sense of humor!

I dated a guy who was 6'4" and carried no more than 3 thin inches. His size wasn't as much of an issue as his constant "take it all, bitch" when fucking me. Like, dude, I can feel your taint against my asshole. You're not drilling any deeper. He was lanky with ginormous feet, btw.

I present for your review an example of classic big dick face.

Big ole nose. Size 12 shoe. He's 6'3. Those ears. And he's probably one Big Mac and one skipped gym day away from obesity. I will bet my entire 401K that this fucker is hung like a moose.

r28 He has dainty little hands and is not hung. That's why he ended up with plain Jane Emily Blunt.

100% true.

I met him R29 and shook his hand. They are not dainty by any stretch.

Note that there is a difference between big hands with naturally thick fingers that arent pointy vs guys who just have fat on their hands.

OP wants us to believe the only tell of a big cock is the size of the lips.

Disgusting.

I find it is the thumb is a good indicator. Long thumb big dick.

I can confirm Long Ears = Big Dick.

Those equations has been the cause of so many personal disappointments...

As has your grammar.

r37 writes like he has a big dick

[quote] a guy who was 6'4" and carried no more than 3 thin inches

And me as well.

My husband is shorter, smaller hands with the bigger dick.

BDF = Big Dick Face. ya know it when ya see it.

I have all the markings of a big dick--huge feet, big ears, XL hands, not a huge nose really, but my dick is just under average. I'm 5'11" so I'm not short but not really tall either. I'm built like a true Celt. Brits, Poles, and Greeks are the ones who seemed to be Europe's biggest dicks, and over here it's Native Americans.

^^ Irish curse

[quote] In my experience it's the lean tall guys with long faces and big teeth who more often than not have a big'un.

Truth

They say the depth of a man's voice suggests the size and drop of his testicles.

Well if “they” say it, it must be true!

Polish face=BDF.

That’s not true at all. I polish my face every day with Oil of Olay and I don’t have a big ‘un.

I've always found a man's penis to be directly related to the size of his dick.

It's all crap. I have a big nose, big feet, and big hands. My dick is average at best.

Finger length is also bunk. I have relatively long fingers they're built for a computer keyboard. That said i'm only packing average.

Uh, everybody’s fingers are built for keyboards.

That’s why keyboards are made that way.

R42 Probably true, though I've never understood the Irish curse and so many large families. I know there's not a correlation between size and fertility, but still. What they lack in size they make up for in potency apparently.

All that said, there's nothing like a pleasant surprise--either by someone who has a big one when you're not expecting it, or the small ones who make up for in skill and stamina.

It’s true for my boyfriend, although in my opinion it has less to do with the cartilage, and more so with the bone structure, and especially the width between the eyes.

I have learned not to consider sex with a man until I have seen him naked and excited. Meaning a shared online JO session.

Not because I'm a size queen. I just like knowing in advance what the game plan is going to be when we get together for IT. This little cocks bother and hurt when they're attached to a top, and I don't want the hassle. On the other hand, a bottom with a massif has to negotiate.

My shoe size is 17-4E. My cock size (FULLY ERECT) 7x6.

SMD... Small Dick Face

^^^ = original short fingered vulgarian

R57 Tommy ?

I'm 6'1" with annoyingly small hands. And I have a big solid 7.5. So the hand theory has always made me chuckle.

The two biggest cocks I have ever seen...

One on a monk ( don’t ask ) swimming naked. He was all of 5 foot 5, stocky and muscular, beefy ass, cock almost to his knees. He clearly liked showing it off which was interesting given it supposedly got no action.

The other was a bloke, heavily built with a considerable beer belly and his cock was like an elephant’s trunk swing side to side in front of him. Long, thick and a head on it like a cricket ball.

Saw both naked quite often at swimming baths back in the days before cubicles and smart phones. Neither were skinny. Neither had a big nose. Didn’t look at their feet.

There is no correlation between physical traits and cock size. That is just something thought up by women in the 1800's.