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Armie Hammer’s strange ass height

It’s located on the upper half of his body.

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by Anonymousreply 23February 16, 2020 9:40 AM

It'll drop in time, they all do :(

by Anonymousreply 1February 15, 2020 12:52 PM

Looks perfectly perky to me, OP. That’s what a nice ass looks like.

by Anonymousreply 2February 15, 2020 12:54 PM

I think those slacks he's wearing are ill fitting and make his rump look strangely placed.

by Anonymousreply 3February 15, 2020 1:10 PM

It's two giant peaches, Timmy.

by Anonymousreply 4February 15, 2020 1:12 PM

It’s a side view of haunches, OP, and for better or worse it extends into the lower back. Any weight gain shows there first. The Prratt actor, another Chris? had the same thing. It goes half-butt without activity.

by Anonymousreply 5February 15, 2020 2:01 PM

Why didn't you post the photo where he put that tongue where it belongs. He had put all that work into the positioning, after all.

by Anonymousreply 6February 15, 2020 2:03 PM

He's an unattractive creature from head to toe.

by Anonymousreply 7February 15, 2020 2:48 PM

He is very tall...6’5”.....I saw him with one of his little kids at a pharmacy in Beverly Hills and he was stunningly handsome...he looks like he belongs on the country club golf course...definitely an old money guy...

by Anonymousreply 8February 15, 2020 3:05 PM

A little flat but par for tall guys.

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by Anonymousreply 9February 15, 2020 3:20 PM

Why doesn't he work out ? He has one of the worst bodies on a good looking man

by Anonymousreply 10February 15, 2020 3:28 PM

He has a thin fatness. I've seen him in person too r8 and if I didn't know he would be there I would never have given him a second glance. He's very average looking. Extremely tall. Body unremarkable.

by Anonymousreply 11February 15, 2020 4:25 PM

R10 he seems lazy. He's a fat kid inside. Likes fatty food and beer but is too lazy to work out.

by Anonymousreply 12February 15, 2020 4:27 PM

He's posted gym selfies. He works out and boxes but I don't know the frequency.

by Anonymousreply 13February 15, 2020 4:28 PM

He has a dancer's body, long legged, short torso, but beefy.

I consider it perfect.

Conan O'Brien complains about this but it is an attractive body type.

by Anonymousreply 14February 15, 2020 4:31 PM

Where are the gym pics ?

by Anonymousreply 15February 15, 2020 4:35 PM

R14 where did he hide the beef when he was shooting CMBYN ? His body was disgusting

by Anonymousreply 16February 15, 2020 4:36 PM

He looked rather toothsome in Man From Uncle.

by Anonymousreply 17February 15, 2020 4:39 PM

R18 I still don't see any evidence he's not a trans. Does he have a vagina?

by Anonymousreply 18February 15, 2020 4:45 PM

R18 was for r16

by Anonymousreply 19February 15, 2020 4:46 PM

R18 seriously does he have a micro penis?

by Anonymousreply 20February 15, 2020 9:34 PM

R30, you ignorant cunt; you are subverting a family friendly thread about his ass into some bullshit dick thread. Your mother brags about neighbor’s kids.

by Anonymousreply 21February 16, 2020 5:13 AM

[quote]family friendly thread about his ass

I LOVE family friendly ass...

by Anonymousreply 22February 16, 2020 5:50 AM

And I love friendly family ass!

by Anonymousreply 23February 16, 2020 9:40 AM
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