If Bernie doesn’t win

Bernie won’t be alive by 2024.

Why wouldn’t he be alive?

He’s 78 and has heart disease?

irregardless?

Oh, dear.

Irregardless...

Nice touch.

What does being 78 have to do with anything? Lots of people have heart attacks and go on to live full and healthy lives. It sounds like you’re just being ageist.

You don't actually need to be alive, you just need the number for Eva Peron's embalmer.

There's no such word as "irregardless," OP. It's just "regardless."

It's happening regardless.

Except it's not.

He'll be dead soon enough fatty.

[quote] What does being 78 have to do with anything? Lots of people have heart attacks and go on to live full and healthy lives.

The average life expectancy for an American male is 78.69 years. He’s 78, not 38.

So who would you recommend we vote for and donate to? I've donated to Bernie, Pete and Elizabeth.

[quote]Bernie won’t be alive by 2024.

why would that matter, the cult is immortal

I would believe this if only Bernie had released his medical records, as he originally promised.

Now he's reneged.

I would speculate that he has congestive heart failure. Incurable.

His fatal flaw is his temper, that will do him.

they trashed liz for being a hectoring schoolmarm, but the angry old man who yells at the clouds and the kids on his lawn gets a pass

R15 not from me he doesn't.

Tiresome fake Bernie "bro

78... That's disgusting. We need a bright young candidate with energy, ideas, personality.

Hillary already told you: nobody liked Bernie; nobody would work with him; and he got nothing done. Listen.

they didn't listen then, they won't listen now

It's Bernie's turn in 2020 and then it will be Hillary's again in 2024.

Bernie belongs in a nursing now!

"We’ll just keep nominating him until he does. 2024, 2028..."

You do that, dear.

R10, more ageism.

Life expectancy is just somebody’s guess and that’s only if a person is not healthy anyway. Bernie is is very good shape. No reason to think he’ll die any time soon.

[quote]No reason to think he’ll die any time soon.

But I'll never give up hope, R23. I'm an optimist.

[quote]irregardless...

[quote]nice touch

R23 lol yeh, no reason to think that at all

That's rich bern bro, you tards have been calling everyone not saggy balled bernie grandpa and grandma. Pretending like your cult leader isn't 500 years old.

Everyone mentioning Bernie’s age is being ageist. Nobody just randomly dies because they reached a certain age. You die “of” something. There is nothing to indicate that Bernie is about to die. He’s in very good health.

Why won't he release his medical records?

Hey r28? Sign off with an authenticated id if you expect to be taken seriously here.

I don't think he's expecting to be take seriously. I'm pretty sure he's not really a Bernie Bro. Just parodying a typical one. That the ridiculous comments he's making could be construed to be coming from a true and sincere Bernie Bro just shows where we are now.

[quote]Bernie won’t be alive by 2024.

His delusional supporters will just prop him up and and carry him around like “Weekend at Bernie’s”.

Pete.

Or.

BUST!

Bernie Bro,

No, it's not ageist. Having a heart attack after the age of 65 radically shortens life expectancy by about two-thirds. The *average* life expectancy for someone who's had a heart attack after the age of 75 is 3.1 years. And that includes people who have stents, various drugs, etc. There is *no* treatment that compensates for this.

Not only is it unlikely that Bernie would serve an entire term in office; there's a chance he could die before November.

Old people die more frequently than younger people. If you want to call it ageist, I suggest you take it up with Death.

R34. Exhibit B is Dick Cheney who had hist first major heart attack aged 37. So long as you get the best medical care heart disease is now very liveable.

R35, 37, not 75. In other words, his body was young enough to recover from the effects of the heart attack. And it's not an accident that Cheney's been quiet since leaving the vice presidency. He didn't run for president.

Bernie's old. He's applying for one of the most stressful jobs in the world.

And why won't he release his medical records?

Got it, no Bernie. Who would you recommend we vote for?

Pete or Liz, r37.

R37, meet R33.

. . . then we all win. He's becoming the Harold Stassen of the Democratic party.

We also need to flip the Senate, the presidency is not enough. So I donate to the Democratic senatorial challenger candidate in my state, in Maine (Sara Gideon), Arizona (Mark Kelly) and Colorado (John Hickenlooper).

Research stents and how they don't do shit in preventing future heart attacks. If he was younger or in better shape (which released health records would prove, but...yeah) then doctors would have bypassed him, giving him more time and a better chance to avoid future heart attacks.

To sum up: He's old, they put a band-aid on his faulty ticker, he's too frail for bypass AND the stress that is inherent of the presidency. Anyone thinking anything else is writing mental fanfiction or has the IQ of a goldfish.

[quote]Old people die more frequently than younger people.

It is ageist. Why would this even be true? People don’t die just because they’re old, you asshole.

[quote]has the IQ of a goldfish.

IQ is ableism. You can fuck right off.

Like my mother, he needs to die NOW.

Where are Bernie's medical records???? Oh right, he's as bad as Trump.

r43 You're sooo wrong. Insurance companies set their premiums based on the fact that old people are more likely die than young people. Two men, one 30 and one 60, both purchase life insurance. The 25 year old's rate is 1$50 a month, while the 60 year old's rate is $1254 per month. This is for a $250,000, 20 year term policy. Why the difference? Because the old person has a much great chance of dying than the young person.

If I was as fucking ignorant as you, I wouldn't be calling people assholes. You are guilty of promoting fake news, Mr. Trump.

Bernie Bro is a troll, but, hey, it's good to get the info out on how serious Bernie's heart attack is.

Bernie shouldn't even be running again. He has ZERO chance of being elected, but a very good chance of helping Trump get elected again!

If Bernie gets the nomination then no one has to get hurt.