Crippled Madonna Still Serving Cheekbone

The Dance Chart is very strange and apparently has nothing to do with sales, it's just a survey! From the article, "Dance Club Songs, which measures reports submitted by a national sample of club DJs (and which launched as a national survey in the Billboard issue dated Aug. 28, 1976)"

Shut up, r1!

I'm No. 1! I'm No. 1! I'm No. 1!

Thanks for the 40-year-old breaking news, R1.

Does she travel by air? God can her plane be the next one that goes down??? PLEASE!!! We are exhausted of this bitch.

Thanks R1 I always assumed it was based on sales.

OP was trying to fool people into thinking she was still popular, and is sulking at r3 that r1 exposed his false suggestion.

R6, I posted NOTHING about sales or popularity, just the Billboard article and a quote from it.

You’re fighting a one-sided war with yourself over your own made-up bullshit.

I don't know what chart they're topping, but I haven't heard any of those songs.

R8 the Dance chart is a measure of what’s being played in the clubs. As R1 pointed out they get the data from the club DJs who are playing the music, which I guess, could translate into “popularity.”

For some perspective as to why this is a milestone from Billboard’s perspective:

“With 50 No. 1s on Dance Club Songs, which measures reports submitted by a national sample of club DJs (and which launched as a national survey in the Billboard issue dated Aug. 28, 1976), Madonna outpaces runner-up Rihanna, who has notched 33 No. 1s. Beyoncé and Janet Jackson follow with 22 and 20 leaders, respectively.”

Such an unlikable hag. Hard to believe she was so popular decades ago.

R10 I know, right? Or that she’s still setting records of any sort, especially with twinks at the disco. Maybe the don’t have the baggage of knowing her but still like the music. It’s a mystery. And crazy, really:

“With the coronation, Madonna additionally becomes the first act to have scored at least one No. 1 on Dance Club Songs in five separate decades, having tallied nine in the 1980s, 13 in the '90s, 18 in the 2000s, nine in the '10s and, now, one (so far) in the '20s.”

“Madonna is also the first act ever to score as many as 50 No. 1s on any single Billboard chart, extending her record over George Strait, who has earned 44 leaders on Hot Country Songs.”

“‘Search’ further marks Madonna's 10th consecutive Dance Club Songs No. 1, her longest such streak. (Katy Perry holds the record with 18 straight No. 1s in 2009-17.) “

Cher has a million #1 dance singles. It doesn’t mean shit. It’s the joke of the industry.

You’re really close, R12.

Cher has 8 as of today according to Billboard. But it’s early in the afternoon, so that may rise.

Yeah, pity the poor Billboard writer that had to mine five decades of data, do the cross-checking and then publish all of this nonsense about a has-been.

this fake ass chart. time to accept that taylor swift is more iconic and acclaimed than madonna.

Madonna is a drug addict

R14, I know! Billboard putting all of that time and $$ into a fake-assed chart.

Out of curiosity I looked up Taylor on the fake-assed DCS list and it says zero—could that be right?

Taylor Swift is the only female artist to replace herself from number 1 on the only singles chart that actually matters, the bb hot 100.

R17 that is truly awesome.

The thing is, young people don't really dance much anymore, at least not as they did in the past. Not sure why, it's very curious. Fags still dance though, no surprise there.

I can’t imagine that Madge is a drug addict. She would never allow herself to lose so much control

That chart isn’t based if sales nor does it translate to sales. Madame X went lead. She’s now trying to sublet her apartment to make money to repay the losses on the album.

Madame X is Number One!

[quote] I can’t imagine that Madge is a drug addict. She would never allow herself to lose so much control

But you can believe that she would get caught up in a cult, one which she gives a significant portion of her income to and she got married without a pre-nup. Then there’s her face and fake ass. Face it, she’s lost control.

Anyone can have a dance hit. Even that loser, Jason Dottley, from Sordid Lives had a dance hit.

He has 50 of them?

I like cheekbones. Good ones are getting less and less frequent because orthodontics.

She mad us answer the survey all day long!

I'm listening to the Chris Cox Remix and it's fucking fabulous!

Madonna is "still serving cheekbones"? The bitch RUINED her beautiful cheekbones with all the horrible fillers/shit she's had injected in her face.

Nobody and I mean NOBODY gives a flying fuck about the Dance Chart.

r23 is right - Madonna lost GOD control (to quote one of her Madame X songs which is not a #1 dance song)>

She acts like a zombie and it's not just because of aging.

That mix by creepy heterosexual Chris Cox is awful.

This one is fantastic!

This song has me twirling all over my living room like a fucking dervish dancer!

R26 What’s the connection between orthodontics and good cheekbones (or lack of)?

r32, standard practice has been that the ideal involves widened arches and retracted jaws. Myopically, and in 2D, this creates a "perfect smile", but in 3D and taking into account the balance and contours of the complete skull, this creates a very flat profile, along with near parity between the cheekbones and corners of the lower jaw. This result runs counter to the facial aesthetics that humans usually tag as "beautiful".

R30 love it, thanks for the link. I can totally see that working a dance floor.

I see London, I see France, I see Madge's underpants.

If madame x keeps it up she will be playing festivals in the UK opening for Steps.

That is a really shitty song.

I can only imagine it gets play at clubs around 4:30 AM when everyone is strung out on heroin.

Medellín, Crave and I don’t Search are my fav songs on MadameX

Perfect for the weekend

Does anyone remember Madonna promoting her last album on Grindr and even giving a user a Skype chat? I mean that was really sad.

R36.

R33, are you saying that keeping back molars are preventing pronounced cheekbones? I don't understand your post.

R33 V interesting thanks. Thinking about beauties from the 60s like Raquel Welch or Ursula Andress, they had extraordinary cheekbones but also dazzling, wide smiles. Different orthodontic or plastic surgery techniques?

The billboard dance/club chart is a joke. There’s a panel of about 100 DJ’s from around the country who submit a list every week of the songs they’re playing in light/medium/heavy rotation as well as a top 5. There’s a point system to tabulate. The only problem is that there’s independent “promoters” hired by the record labels to push the records onto these DJ’s. These promoters have various means to get the DJs to chart the records whether or not they’re actually playing them. I can safely assure you no DJ at some hick bar/nightclub in middle America is playing the latest Madonna record.

A #1 dance single is a meaningful as a most valuable player trophy.

lol.

Her fucked up face

I just listened to her new song. It sucks huge donkey balls.

One two cha cha cha.

I listened to her new song and my earlobes fell off.

BUMP

Madge Feb 17th. She’s obviously dickmatized by her new bf, skinny black man. His dick has been rumored over 9 inch

Seriously, what is it going to take for her to finally away? A public epic failure like the current tour does not seem to be doing the trick.

Please, even hag Real Housewife Erika Jayne has had like 10 #1 songs on the “Dance” chart.

Getting a hit on the Billboard Dance chart instead of the Hot 100 is like trying out for cheerleader, but getting on the Color Guard instead.

[quote] His dick has been rumored over 9 inch

There’s no rumor about this guy whatsoever.

I listened to her new song...and envied Helen Keller

It's still thrilling that so many DJs have tried to make her a happening thing at this advanced age, even if they've not succeeded in the least!

Once a whore, always a whore. Look how embarrassed her boyfriend is the video 🤣

R59 I noticed that too. Her BF looks about 17 years old and totally embarrassed by her humping on him.. Its a living, I guess.

Can anyone truly imagine a 62 year old Madonna actually having sex?

Stay pressed, hunties!

It's interesting to me how she has NO defenders on Datalounge anymore. At the beginning of the tour, when she was releasing the album of "Madame X," there was still one absolutely diehard fan who kept posting over and over again about how wonderful and ageless she was and how the "Madame X" album was a masterpiece that would have tons of hit singles and how the tour would bring her back to the center of popular culture again. But since no hit singles emerged from the album, and the tour was such an unprecedented disaster, even he has kept silent (for which thank God).

She's really over for good now. It will be nothing but fucking young rentboys and making rare unheralded appearances at small nightclubs from here on in. And then she'll be arrested for shooting a young gigolo whose corpse will end up in her pool, and she'll slither down her grand staircase for the news cameras as she dementedly announces, "And now, Mr Ritchie... I'm ready for my close-up!"

Her fans are taking to Youtube and declaring her over and are even braking down when it began. Basically her Hard Candy album 12 years ago. She has no album or single sales, no streaming presence for new music and she can’t sell out a theater tour.

Madge must feel how Esther Williams felt when they drained her pool at MGM.

She was a huge star, on top of the world, then....well, sort of a joke.

The lowest point was her secretprojectrevolution or whatever the fuck it was. She's demented and puffed up with self-importance. Madame X is a bit of a step up from that at least.

No it isn't. It's pretentious unlistenable crap. Haven't you seen the ridiculous videos??!

What, more pretentious than staging an 'art for freedom revolution'? Okay. Didn’t you see the ridiculous video above? There are one or two almost listenable tracks on Madame X and the Portuguese influence helps a bit, imo.

I thought it was neat.

I totally forgot about that secret revolution crap. So fucking pretentious. Some of it was beautifully shot (thanks to Klein) but Madonna pontificating while she has 20 filters and mega-photoshop on her face was ridiculous.

Madame X gave us God Control. So it wasn’t a total loss.

No other singers have been able to match her superstardom, popularity and success. But please Madonna, you are old and ugly, and a has been, go fucking away

R16 Taylor Swift doesn’t do dance music. I don’t think she’s ever had a song that got AirPlay or been a top 10 hit that has high beats per minute. It’s kind of weird when you think about it. She said a bunch of albums you think she would do some thing that was above midtempo