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One word that defines a famous person for you

Richard Gere = gerbil; Zsa Zsa Gabor = slap; Snoop Dogg = weed; Dolly Parton = tits

Others?

by Anonymousreply 116February 15, 2020 12:34 AM

Melania Trump - whore

by Anonymousreply 1February 14, 2020 2:00 AM

Lauren Bacall=Flavah!

by Anonymousreply 2February 14, 2020 2:00 AM

Florence Henderson- Wessonality

by Anonymousreply 3February 14, 2020 2:02 AM

Barbra Streisand - Star!

by Anonymousreply 4February 14, 2020 2:03 AM

G: loser

by Anonymousreply 5February 14, 2020 2:04 AM

R4 You better believe it!

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by Anonymousreply 6February 14, 2020 2:08 AM

Doris Day - Loveable.

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by Anonymousreply 7February 14, 2020 2:10 AM

M - Cunt

by Anonymousreply 8February 14, 2020 2:12 AM

Markle - pitstains

by Anonymousreply 9February 14, 2020 2:15 AM

Meryl Streep - Tiresome.

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by Anonymousreply 10February 14, 2020 2:16 AM

Lauren Bacall - Flavah!

John Travolta - Massages

Tom Cruise - Xenu

Melissa Gilbert - Shitbra

by Anonymousreply 11February 14, 2020 2:17 AM

Conrad Jarrett: loser

by Anonymousreply 12February 14, 2020 2:17 AM

MTM=spunk

by Anonymousreply 13February 14, 2020 2:21 AM

Tammy- couch

by Anonymousreply 14February 14, 2020 2:22 AM

Oprah -bread

by Anonymousreply 15February 14, 2020 2:23 AM

Prince Harry - GULLIBLE.

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by Anonymousreply 16February 14, 2020 2:23 AM

R11, are you also R2?

by Anonymousreply 17February 14, 2020 2:24 AM

Kobe - helicopter

by Anonymousreply 18February 14, 2020 2:25 AM

Megan McCain - McCunt.

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by Anonymousreply 19February 14, 2020 2:25 AM

Burke Ramsey - pineapple

by Anonymousreply 20February 14, 2020 2:27 AM

Donald Trump - Loser. (his favorite word).

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by Anonymousreply 21February 14, 2020 2:29 AM

Chris Matthews: Spittle

by Anonymousreply 22February 14, 2020 2:29 AM

Chris Matthews: Spittle

by Anonymousreply 23February 14, 2020 2:29 AM

Bernie Sanders - Crazy.

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by Anonymousreply 24February 14, 2020 2:30 AM

Rose McGowan - Insane.

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by Anonymousreply 25February 14, 2020 2:33 AM

Joan Crawford - wire-hanger

by Anonymousreply 26February 14, 2020 2:35 AM

Jussie Smolletts - noose

by Anonymousreply 27February 14, 2020 2:38 AM

Blake Mitchell - glasses

by Anonymousreply 28February 14, 2020 2:39 AM

Timmy - peach

by Anonymousreply 29February 14, 2020 2:40 AM

Aaron Schock=cockgobbler

by Anonymousreply 30February 14, 2020 2:42 AM

OP - Simpleton

by Anonymousreply 31February 14, 2020 2:43 AM

Joe Pesci = ROBBED!

by Anonymousreply 32February 14, 2020 2:44 AM

Nancy Reagan — Swallows

by Anonymousreply 33February 14, 2020 2:47 AM

Aaron Schock = Self-serving

by Anonymousreply 34February 14, 2020 2:48 AM

Bill Cosby - Predator

by Anonymousreply 35February 14, 2020 2:48 AM

Anthony Weiner = Man-bulge

by Anonymousreply 36February 14, 2020 2:50 AM

Charlie Sheen - winning

by Anonymousreply 37February 14, 2020 2:54 AM

Matt Dillon - DUH.

by Anonymousreply 38February 14, 2020 2:57 AM

Hugh Jackman — Deb-utante

by Anonymousreply 39February 14, 2020 3:04 AM

Jackie O = Assistance

by Anonymousreply 40February 14, 2020 3:11 AM

Reese Witherspoon = DUI

by Anonymousreply 41February 14, 2020 3:11 AM

Wendy Williams — Bulge

by Anonymousreply 42February 14, 2020 3:15 AM

Nicolas Cage - bees

by Anonymousreply 43February 14, 2020 3:16 AM

Sinead O'Connor - Bizarre.

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by Anonymousreply 44February 14, 2020 3:41 AM

Julianne Moore=seriously.

by Anonymousreply 45February 14, 2020 3:43 AM

Tina Louise - Old.

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by Anonymousreply 46February 14, 2020 3:45 AM

NPH = fivehead

by Anonymousreply 47February 14, 2020 3:53 AM

Pete Buttigieg - SMART!

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by Anonymousreply 48February 14, 2020 3:53 AM

Kirk Douglas - rape

Mick Jagger - lips

Julia Roberts - teeth

Robert Plant - hair

by Anonymousreply 49February 14, 2020 3:54 AM

Klobuchar: stapler.

by Anonymousreply 50February 14, 2020 3:55 AM

Corey Feldman=ghoul

by Anonymousreply 51February 14, 2020 3:56 AM

Lee Ryder - Big.

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by Anonymousreply 52February 14, 2020 3:59 AM

Diane Keaton: la-dee-da

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by Anonymousreply 53February 14, 2020 4:00 AM

Judging by that photo, I'dve said "extraterrestrial," R46.

by Anonymousreply 54February 14, 2020 4:01 AM

Aaron Schock: shitstain

by Anonymousreply 55February 14, 2020 4:03 AM

James Corden: panda

by Anonymousreply 56February 14, 2020 4:03 AM

Meghan, Duchess of Sussex: gimme!

by Anonymousreply 57February 14, 2020 4:04 AM

Harry, Duke of Sussex: dim

by Anonymousreply 58February 14, 2020 4:04 AM

Gene Wilder=Franken-STEEN

by Anonymousreply 59February 14, 2020 4:07 AM

Cats - disaster

by Anonymousreply 60February 14, 2020 4:12 AM

Trump:Turd

by Anonymousreply 61February 14, 2020 4:24 AM

Vance - sufficient

by Anonymousreply 62February 14, 2020 4:34 AM

Tim Allen- Snitch

by Anonymousreply 63February 14, 2020 4:39 AM

Tony Danza: Moron

Scott Baio: Asshole

Kirk Cameron: Homophobe

Jennifer Aniston: Overexposed

by Anonymousreply 64February 14, 2020 4:39 AM

Dolly Parton - closet

by Anonymousreply 65February 14, 2020 4:41 AM

Angela Lansbury: Murder

Petula Clark: Downtown

Olivia Newton-John: Grease

Anne Murray: Snowbird

by Anonymousreply 66February 14, 2020 4:43 AM

Natalie Wood - drowned

by Anonymousreply 67February 14, 2020 4:44 AM

Elvis - lips

by Anonymousreply 68February 14, 2020 4:45 AM

Milton Berle - schlong

by Anonymousreply 69February 14, 2020 4:45 AM

Dennis Miller—snark

by Anonymousreply 70February 14, 2020 4:45 AM

Joey Luft - blue

by Anonymousreply 71February 14, 2020 4:46 AM

Helen Lawson - legend

by Anonymousreply 72February 14, 2020 4:47 AM

Trump - traitor

by Anonymousreply 73February 14, 2020 4:48 AM

Monica Lewinsky - fellatio

by Anonymousreply 74February 14, 2020 4:52 AM

Lizsha=Halzshton

by Anonymousreply 75February 14, 2020 4:55 AM

Polly Holliday: Grits

Jimmie Walker: Dyn-o-MITE!

Rob Reiner: Meathead

by Anonymousreply 76February 14, 2020 5:01 AM

Monica Lewinsky = cigar

Tonya Harding = baton

OJ Simpson = glove

Paris Hilton = Valtrex

by Anonymousreply 77February 14, 2020 5:07 AM

Dolly Parton: Acumen

by Anonymousreply 78February 14, 2020 5:37 AM

Michael Douglas, HPV

by Anonymousreply 79February 14, 2020 5:38 AM

CZJ=nubile

by Anonymousreply 80February 14, 2020 5:40 AM

Elizabeth Taylor - Gladiator!

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by Anonymousreply 81February 14, 2020 5:45 AM

Peter Graves=gladiators

by Anonymousreply 82February 14, 2020 5:48 AM

Sarah Jessica Parker - Mare / horse face

Andy Cocaine Cohen

Anderson Cooper - giggles

by Anonymousreply 83February 14, 2020 7:15 AM

Anna Nicole Smith - like my body?

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by Anonymousreply 84February 14, 2020 7:16 AM

Beth Howland - Dinghy

Liza - Razzle

Lorna - Molested

Ann-Margret - Sizzle

Linda Lavin - Alice

by Anonymousreply 85February 14, 2020 7:30 AM

Steven Spielberg - Pedophile Tom Hanks - Pedophile Bryan Singer - Pedophile Brian Peck - Pedophile Andy Dick - Pedophile Roman Polanski - Pedophile James Franco. - Pedophile Ian Watkins - Pedophile (to infants) Paul Ruban (PeeWee) - Pedophile Woody Allen - Pedophile / Incest Don Vito - Pedophile Paul Francis Gadd (Gary Glitter) - Pedophile Jared Fogle (Subway Guy) - Pedophile Elvis - Pedophile Mark Salling - Pedophile Wacko Jacko - Pedophile Jerry Lee Lewis - Pedophile Steven Tyler - Pedophile David Bowie - Pedophile Bill Wyman - Pedophile Jared Leto - Pedophile John Phillips - Pedophile / Incest Victor Salva - Pedophile Jimmy Savile - Pedophile

by Anonymousreply 86February 14, 2020 7:36 AM

Steven Spielberg - Pedophile

Tom Hanks - Pedophile

Bryan Singer - Pedophile

Brian Peck - Pedophile

Andy Dick - Pedophile

Roman Polanski - Pedophile

James Franco. - Pedophile

Ian Watkins - Pedophile (to infants)

Paul Ruban (PeeWee) - Pedophile

Woody Allen - Pedophile / Incest

Don Vito - Pedophile

Paul Francis Gadd (Gary Glitter) - Pedophile

Jared Fogle (Subway Guy) - Pedophile

Elvis - Pedophile

Mark Salling - Pedophile

Wacko Jacko - Pedophile

Jerry Lee Lewis - Pedophile

Steven Tyler - Pedophile

David Bowie - Pedophile

Bill Wyman - Pedophile

Jared Leto - Pedophile

John Phillips - Pedophile / Incest

Victor Salva - Pedophile

Jimmy Savile - Pedophile

by Anonymousreply 87February 14, 2020 7:38 AM

Kevin Spacey - skeevy

Michael Jackson - pedophile

Betty Grable - gams

Marilyn Monroe - tragic

Jayne Mansfield - car

by Anonymousreply 88February 14, 2020 7:39 AM

Jayne Mansfield - crash

Jimmy Carter - Christian

Al Jolson - blackface

Michaelangelo - ceiling

by Anonymousreply 89February 14, 2020 7:43 AM

Hillary -. Loser

by Anonymousreply 90February 14, 2020 7:49 AM

Twacy Mo'gan - lobotomy.

by Anonymousreply 91February 14, 2020 8:06 AM

Ivanka - vomit (or puke)

by Anonymousreply 92February 14, 2020 8:13 AM

r87 = monomaniacal

by Anonymousreply 93February 14, 2020 8:20 AM

Donald Trump, Jr. = chinless

Eric Trump = gums

Ivanka Trump = complicit

Tiffany Trump = unwanted

by Anonymousreply 94February 14, 2020 8:22 AM

Prince Charles = rubaceous

Camilla = wizened

Princess Anne = straightforward

Prince Andrew = nasty

Sarah, Duchess of York {Fergie) = feeble

Prince Edward = non-entity

Sophie Wessex = careful

Prince William = bald

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge = patient

The Queen = dutiful

Prince Philip = Nosferatu

by Anonymousreply 95February 14, 2020 8:30 AM

Rhianna - fivehead

by Anonymousreply 96February 14, 2020 9:21 AM

Carol Channing - corn.

by Anonymousreply 97February 14, 2020 9:29 AM

Sandy Duncan - glass eye Valeria Harper - cancer Shannen Doherty - stage five Lou Gehrig -ALS Danny Thomas - St. Jude Black Dahlia- decapitation Frida Kahlo - bus accident

by Anonymousreply 98February 14, 2020 9:42 AM

Judy "Pills" Garland

Whoopi "rape rape?" Goldberg

Jonah "fat and smelly" Hill

Lindsay "trainwreck" Lohan

Kate "ears" Hudson

Timothee "French mouse" Chalamet

by Anonymousreply 99February 14, 2020 10:05 AM

Victoria "cat's bottom" Beckham

Mariska "butch lesbo" Hargitay

Jimmy "neanderthal" Smits

Sarah "toes" Ferguson

David "hamburger" Hasslehoff

by Anonymousreply 100February 14, 2020 10:10 AM

June Allyson - Depends

by Anonymousreply 101February 14, 2020 11:36 AM

Ears - Russell Tovey

by Anonymousreply 102February 14, 2020 11:43 AM

Mess - Sam Smith

by Anonymousreply 103February 14, 2020 11:45 AM

Milky - Andrew Sullivan

by Anonymousreply 104February 14, 2020 11:46 AM

R103 Really? I would go with They - Sam Smith

by Anonymousreply 105February 14, 2020 12:06 PM

I suppose R105 'they' can have as many words to describe 'them' as there are genders - an infinite number!

by Anonymousreply 106February 14, 2020 12:13 PM

Mrs. H - “Gorgeous”

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by Anonymousreply 107February 14, 2020 12:28 PM

Olivia de Havilland - Ancient.

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by Anonymousreply 108February 14, 2020 2:22 PM

Lucille Ball - Funny.

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by Anonymousreply 109February 14, 2020 2:26 PM

David Eego - Cock!

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by Anonymousreply 110February 14, 2020 2:30 PM

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by Anonymousreply 111February 14, 2020 2:36 PM

Obama- Hope Trump- Bigly Nixon- Crook Carter- Panama Ford - Dumb Reagan- Reaganomics Bush Sr- Broccoli Bush Jr. - Misunderestimated Clinton- inhale

by Anonymousreply 112February 14, 2020 2:38 PM

Dawn Wells - Perky.

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by Anonymousreply 113February 14, 2020 2:41 PM

Anyone Kardashian: Attention-whore.

by Anonymousreply 114February 14, 2020 4:13 PM

Leonardo DiCaprio – Forever 21

by Anonymousreply 115February 14, 2020 4:54 PM

George W. Bush - Dumb.

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by Anonymousreply 116February 15, 2020 12:34 AM
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