Richard Gere = gerbil; Zsa Zsa Gabor = slap; Snoop Dogg = weed; Dolly Parton = tits
Others?
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Richard Gere = gerbil; Zsa Zsa Gabor = slap; Snoop Dogg = weed; Dolly Parton = tits
Others?
by Anonymous | reply 116 | February 15, 2020 12:34 AM |
Melania Trump - whore
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 14, 2020 2:00 AM |
Lauren Bacall=Flavah!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 14, 2020 2:00 AM |
Florence Henderson- Wessonality
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 14, 2020 2:02 AM |
Barbra Streisand - Star!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 14, 2020 2:03 AM |
G: loser
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 14, 2020 2:04 AM |
M - Cunt
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 14, 2020 2:12 AM |
Markle - pitstains
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 14, 2020 2:15 AM |
Lauren Bacall - Flavah!
John Travolta - Massages
Tom Cruise - Xenu
Melissa Gilbert - Shitbra
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 14, 2020 2:17 AM |
Conrad Jarrett: loser
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 14, 2020 2:17 AM |
MTM=spunk
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 14, 2020 2:21 AM |
Tammy- couch
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 14, 2020 2:22 AM |
Oprah -bread
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 14, 2020 2:23 AM |
R11, are you also R2?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 14, 2020 2:24 AM |
Kobe - helicopter
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 14, 2020 2:25 AM |
Burke Ramsey - pineapple
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 14, 2020 2:27 AM |
Chris Matthews: Spittle
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 14, 2020 2:29 AM |
Chris Matthews: Spittle
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 14, 2020 2:29 AM |
Joan Crawford - wire-hanger
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 14, 2020 2:35 AM |
Jussie Smolletts - noose
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 14, 2020 2:38 AM |
Blake Mitchell - glasses
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 14, 2020 2:39 AM |
Timmy - peach
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 14, 2020 2:40 AM |
Aaron Schock=cockgobbler
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 14, 2020 2:42 AM |
OP - Simpleton
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 14, 2020 2:43 AM |
Joe Pesci = ROBBED!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 14, 2020 2:44 AM |
Nancy Reagan — Swallows
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 14, 2020 2:47 AM |
Aaron Schock = Self-serving
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 14, 2020 2:48 AM |
Bill Cosby - Predator
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 14, 2020 2:48 AM |
Anthony Weiner = Man-bulge
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 14, 2020 2:50 AM |
Charlie Sheen - winning
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 14, 2020 2:54 AM |
Matt Dillon - DUH.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 14, 2020 2:57 AM |
Hugh Jackman — Deb-utante
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 14, 2020 3:04 AM |
Jackie O = Assistance
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 14, 2020 3:11 AM |
Reese Witherspoon = DUI
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 14, 2020 3:11 AM |
Wendy Williams — Bulge
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 14, 2020 3:15 AM |
Nicolas Cage - bees
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 14, 2020 3:16 AM |
Julianne Moore=seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 14, 2020 3:43 AM |
NPH = fivehead
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 14, 2020 3:53 AM |
Kirk Douglas - rape
Mick Jagger - lips
Julia Roberts - teeth
Robert Plant - hair
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 14, 2020 3:54 AM |
Klobuchar: stapler.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 14, 2020 3:55 AM |
Corey Feldman=ghoul
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 14, 2020 3:56 AM |
Judging by that photo, I'dve said "extraterrestrial," R46.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 14, 2020 4:01 AM |
Aaron Schock: shitstain
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 14, 2020 4:03 AM |
James Corden: panda
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 14, 2020 4:03 AM |
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex: gimme!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 14, 2020 4:04 AM |
Harry, Duke of Sussex: dim
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 14, 2020 4:04 AM |
Gene Wilder=Franken-STEEN
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 14, 2020 4:07 AM |
Cats - disaster
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 14, 2020 4:12 AM |
Trump:Turd
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 14, 2020 4:24 AM |
Vance - sufficient
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 14, 2020 4:34 AM |
Tim Allen- Snitch
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 14, 2020 4:39 AM |
Tony Danza: Moron
Scott Baio: Asshole
Kirk Cameron: Homophobe
Jennifer Aniston: Overexposed
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 14, 2020 4:39 AM |
Dolly Parton - closet
by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 14, 2020 4:41 AM |
Angela Lansbury: Murder
Petula Clark: Downtown
Olivia Newton-John: Grease
Anne Murray: Snowbird
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 14, 2020 4:43 AM |
Natalie Wood - drowned
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 14, 2020 4:44 AM |
Elvis - lips
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 14, 2020 4:45 AM |
Milton Berle - schlong
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 14, 2020 4:45 AM |
Dennis Miller—snark
by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 14, 2020 4:45 AM |
Joey Luft - blue
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 14, 2020 4:46 AM |
Helen Lawson - legend
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 14, 2020 4:47 AM |
Trump - traitor
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 14, 2020 4:48 AM |
Monica Lewinsky - fellatio
by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 14, 2020 4:52 AM |
Lizsha=Halzshton
by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 14, 2020 4:55 AM |
Polly Holliday: Grits
Jimmie Walker: Dyn-o-MITE!
Rob Reiner: Meathead
by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 14, 2020 5:01 AM |
Monica Lewinsky = cigar
Tonya Harding = baton
OJ Simpson = glove
Paris Hilton = Valtrex
by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 14, 2020 5:07 AM |
Dolly Parton: Acumen
by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 14, 2020 5:37 AM |
Michael Douglas, HPV
by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 14, 2020 5:38 AM |
CZJ=nubile
by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 14, 2020 5:40 AM |
Peter Graves=gladiators
by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 14, 2020 5:48 AM |
Sarah Jessica Parker - Mare / horse face
Andy Cocaine Cohen
Anderson Cooper - giggles
by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 14, 2020 7:15 AM |
Beth Howland - Dinghy
Liza - Razzle
Lorna - Molested
Ann-Margret - Sizzle
Linda Lavin - Alice
by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 14, 2020 7:30 AM |
Steven Spielberg - Pedophile Tom Hanks - Pedophile Bryan Singer - Pedophile Brian Peck - Pedophile Andy Dick - Pedophile Roman Polanski - Pedophile James Franco. - Pedophile Ian Watkins - Pedophile (to infants) Paul Ruban (PeeWee) - Pedophile Woody Allen - Pedophile / Incest Don Vito - Pedophile Paul Francis Gadd (Gary Glitter) - Pedophile Jared Fogle (Subway Guy) - Pedophile Elvis - Pedophile Mark Salling - Pedophile Wacko Jacko - Pedophile Jerry Lee Lewis - Pedophile Steven Tyler - Pedophile David Bowie - Pedophile Bill Wyman - Pedophile Jared Leto - Pedophile John Phillips - Pedophile / Incest Victor Salva - Pedophile Jimmy Savile - Pedophile
by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 14, 2020 7:36 AM |
Steven Spielberg - Pedophile
Tom Hanks - Pedophile
Bryan Singer - Pedophile
Brian Peck - Pedophile
Andy Dick - Pedophile
Roman Polanski - Pedophile
James Franco. - Pedophile
Ian Watkins - Pedophile (to infants)
Paul Ruban (PeeWee) - Pedophile
Woody Allen - Pedophile / Incest
Don Vito - Pedophile
Paul Francis Gadd (Gary Glitter) - Pedophile
Jared Fogle (Subway Guy) - Pedophile
Elvis - Pedophile
Mark Salling - Pedophile
Wacko Jacko - Pedophile
Jerry Lee Lewis - Pedophile
Steven Tyler - Pedophile
David Bowie - Pedophile
Bill Wyman - Pedophile
Jared Leto - Pedophile
John Phillips - Pedophile / Incest
Victor Salva - Pedophile
Jimmy Savile - Pedophile
by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 14, 2020 7:38 AM |
Kevin Spacey - skeevy
Michael Jackson - pedophile
Betty Grable - gams
Marilyn Monroe - tragic
Jayne Mansfield - car
by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 14, 2020 7:39 AM |
Jayne Mansfield - crash
Jimmy Carter - Christian
Al Jolson - blackface
Michaelangelo - ceiling
by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 14, 2020 7:43 AM |
Hillary -. Loser
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 14, 2020 7:49 AM |
Twacy Mo'gan - lobotomy.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | February 14, 2020 8:06 AM |
Ivanka - vomit (or puke)
by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 14, 2020 8:13 AM |
r87 = monomaniacal
by Anonymous | reply 93 | February 14, 2020 8:20 AM |
Donald Trump, Jr. = chinless
Eric Trump = gums
Ivanka Trump = complicit
Tiffany Trump = unwanted
by Anonymous | reply 94 | February 14, 2020 8:22 AM |
Prince Charles = rubaceous
Camilla = wizened
Princess Anne = straightforward
Prince Andrew = nasty
Sarah, Duchess of York {Fergie) = feeble
Prince Edward = non-entity
Sophie Wessex = careful
Prince William = bald
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge = patient
The Queen = dutiful
Prince Philip = Nosferatu
by Anonymous | reply 95 | February 14, 2020 8:30 AM |
Rhianna - fivehead
by Anonymous | reply 96 | February 14, 2020 9:21 AM |
Carol Channing - corn.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | February 14, 2020 9:29 AM |
Sandy Duncan - glass eye Valeria Harper - cancer Shannen Doherty - stage five Lou Gehrig -ALS Danny Thomas - St. Jude Black Dahlia- decapitation Frida Kahlo - bus accident
by Anonymous | reply 98 | February 14, 2020 9:42 AM |
Judy "Pills" Garland
Whoopi "rape rape?" Goldberg
Jonah "fat and smelly" Hill
Lindsay "trainwreck" Lohan
Kate "ears" Hudson
Timothee "French mouse" Chalamet
by Anonymous | reply 99 | February 14, 2020 10:05 AM |
Victoria "cat's bottom" Beckham
Mariska "butch lesbo" Hargitay
Jimmy "neanderthal" Smits
Sarah "toes" Ferguson
David "hamburger" Hasslehoff
by Anonymous | reply 100 | February 14, 2020 10:10 AM |
June Allyson - Depends
by Anonymous | reply 101 | February 14, 2020 11:36 AM |
Ears - Russell Tovey
by Anonymous | reply 102 | February 14, 2020 11:43 AM |
Mess - Sam Smith
by Anonymous | reply 103 | February 14, 2020 11:45 AM |
Milky - Andrew Sullivan
by Anonymous | reply 104 | February 14, 2020 11:46 AM |
R103 Really? I would go with They - Sam Smith
by Anonymous | reply 105 | February 14, 2020 12:06 PM |
I suppose R105 'they' can have as many words to describe 'them' as there are genders - an infinite number!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | February 14, 2020 12:13 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 111 | February 14, 2020 2:36 PM |
Obama- Hope Trump- Bigly Nixon- Crook Carter- Panama Ford - Dumb Reagan- Reaganomics Bush Sr- Broccoli Bush Jr. - Misunderestimated Clinton- inhale
by Anonymous | reply 112 | February 14, 2020 2:38 PM |
Anyone Kardashian: Attention-whore.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | February 14, 2020 4:13 PM |
Leonardo DiCaprio – Forever 21
by Anonymous | reply 115 | February 14, 2020 4:54 PM |
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