Baseball Player Arrested For Jacking Off At Dollar Tree Parking Lot

I will never understand this sort of thing.

But what kind of porn?

Useless without that info.

Cut or uncut?

Well r1, you take out your dick and rub it strenuously until it spits.

Ugly face. But because he's white y'all will act like he's a god.

R4 ...

... but did he partake of the Dollar Store Pound Cake while pounding?

He looks a little tardy, and I don't mean late.

Dollar Tree. How humiliating.

Where is the video? Someone hack the surveillance cameras

I buy milk at Dollar Tree. Hmmm.

He's hot.

r7 for the win

Does he have no quality "me time" at home?

Who hasn't?

Is he married? Maybe he isn’t allowed to jackoff at home.

Well, obviously that’s his fetish. My problem is that it drags unconsenting people into it, and that’s not cool.

This title has everything. Well done OP.

R16, still, the Dollar Tree parking lot during the day? That's some seriously bad decision making.

R17 how does it "drag consenting people into it"? In addition, your comment is an oxymoron.

Was the Home Depot lot full?

Jacking off at Dollar Tree? Tackyophile.

R20, if you're obviously watching porn and jerking it in what's probably a busy parking lot, then yeah, you're exposing other people to your actions.

If people could see his dick then he was kind of asking to get arrested, maybe that was the thrill. I'm side eyeing the cops taking his phone "to look for his current address". Wtf does that even mean? It's always in Florida.

Reese McGuire can get it.

Ew, r7.

[quote]In addition, your comment is an oxymoron.

The fella may have made a mistake but we shouldn’t call him a moron.

R14, that really wouldn’t apply. He’s in Florida for spring training, nowhere near home. Which makes matter worse in my opinion because he obviously has a hotel room.

R5 lost me at “y’all”

"Y'all" is a turn on for me.

You're horny when you're horny. Dollar Tree don't care.

Obviously, the Dollar Tree itself was the turn-on. Why else would he be there? It’s an undiscovered fetish.

[quote]... but did he partake of the Dollar Store Pound Cake while pounding?

They go together!

Does he have a low-income or homeless fetish?

R14 might be onto something.

Decades ago I worked with a guy who was one of 10 kids in a Catholic family. Of course he had no privacy at home and being a Catholic masturbation was a sin.

One afternoon I walked into the locker room to grab my things to go home and he was in front of one of the urinals clearly jerking off.

For r20:

“Hey, wanna see me masturbate?”

If I’m asked and say “yes”, that’s consent.

If I’m asked and say “no”, that’s not consent.

If I’m not asked, I can’t consent.

Pretty simple.

I was NOT jerking off, r35!

I mean he, HE was not jerking off.

Pornsick. He has a birthday coming up on March 2nd, why don't one of you guys send him a special birthday greeting.

If convicted, he probably needs to register as sex offender, right? Not sure people are aware of the consequences being registered.

He won’t be allowed to be within 500 feet of a minor league player?

Doesn’t he know to monetize this shit on Chaturbate?

[quote] Cut or uncut?

He's American, so probably cut.

So when this happens, do you think beyond the standard mug shot they also take a picture of your junk incase comes up in court and needs to be identified by the victim to prove they saw it?

Mmmm. I don't know why I get so turned on at Dollar Tree. It gives me a dirty version of that feeling I get when I go to a Michael's.

Dollar Tree parking lots are the new rest stops.

porn sick

There are Dollar Trees in Canada? (Yes, that's what I got from this story.)

R47, it happened in Florida.

He's hot. That's all that matters.

“Reese McGuire was observed masturbating in his vehicle”

He shoots and says ‘Look at all those Reese’s Pieces’.

I came here for this thread

I wouldn't have minded watching him.

R28, don't players usually share a hotel room during spring training? Maybe he thought the only privacy he could get was in a car.

He was probably filming himself on his phone.

R53, I don’t think so, but I don’t know for certain. Minor leaguers would definitely share a room. Once you’re in the big leagues, the clubs can afford rooms for each person.

"Reese McGuire was on his way to the bullpen pregame when he decided to drop everything to oblige a few fans."

Dollar Tree? That's far more embarrassing than what he was caught doing. Couldn't he have at least chosen a Target parking lot to pound his pud in?

Pee Wee had the decency to do it in a theater at least.

Just go to a dark alley like a normal person.

I like that freaky shit, TBH.

I’m with you, r60.

Also,

[quote] "Reese McGuire was on his way to the bullpen pregame when he decided to [bold]drop everything[/bold] to oblige a few fans."

What a choice of words.

Including his pecker and his pants?

Let's take bets on what his excuse will be. I imagine it'll be something like "I was having extreme and sudden prostate pain that was so bad I was unable to drive to the emergency room and I knew I had to do something to relieve the pain. I had been told that an ejaculation would stop the pain".

I saw a video online of this dude whacking it at a fucking McDonald's. He jacked until climax and it wasn't just a dribble. I couldn't believe the nerve. There was another video of a guy at an airport who also rubbed and tugged until he blew his junk about five feet in front of him. Both videos you could see people walking around very close by. There are many other videos like this so apparently it's a "thing."

Batter up!

R62, can I use that?

I mean my friend, er, can HE use that excuse?

R63, I saw the McDonald’s one. That dude was hot.

Uh, um, I don’t believe you about the airport one. At least not without a, cough, link. Ahem.

Go to pronhub and search for "yanking that thick dick during a delayed flight"

Bless you, r67!

Yes, R67. That guy also does his thing on a bus (or train?) and in the back of a cab. There's something not right about that dude.

I’d love to see the video

The big question here is whether he did it simply bc he was super horny and had to get his rocks off, had no private place to go or if he specifically gets off on this type of thing?

He could have gone into a bathroom stall if he wanted some privacy. In a parking lot of a strip mall? Please. Dude has a fetish plain and simple.

A bathroom stall isn't exactly private, plus it's dirty and nasty. If he was caught doing it in there you'd likely be concluding he had a fetish for jacking it in bathroom stalls!

No, r73, I would’ve assumed he was cruising.

That’s a huge assumption

If this was at a Whole Foods it could have been hot .. IHOP In WeHo for that matter would have been hotter, but a Dollar Tree is the lowest of low. That’s more embarrassing than the actual masturbation itself.

Blue Jays: Reese McGuire’s arrest will not impact role with team

According to Hazel Mae of Sportsnet, Toronto Blue Jays General Manager Ross Atkins advised the media that Reese McGuire’s recent legal troubles will not affect him from a baseball standpoint. As most of you know by now, Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire was arrested last week in Florida for exposing his sexual organs in a parking lot according to Pinellas County Sheriff Office. The receiver was expected to play a pivotal role along with Danny Jansen behind the dish this season.

It was unknown just how this recent indiscretion was going to affect his chances to remain with the team, however, it appears the Blue Jays are prepared to overlook the disturbing allegation and McGuire wants to address the fans in due course according to the GM.

The Blue Jays opted not to comment yesterday on the incident out of respect for the legal process which is the standard operating procedure. McGuire made the cover of the Toronto Sun today with the caption “Car Jacking” beside his picture and the subtitle “Bater Up! Jay’s Reese McGuire arrested for allegedly masturbating in busy parking lot in Florida.”

We ran a poll on our Twitter feed yesterday polling our followers if they thought that McGuire would be done as a Blue Jay. 58% out of the 266 voters felt that McGuire would remain with the team while 22% thought he was done and 20% needed more information before making a final decision on his fate.

The Jays acquired McGuire from the Pittsburgh Pirates along with Francisco Liriano and Harold Ramirez in exchange for pitcher Drew Hutchison back in 2016. The 24-year old was recalled late last season and outshone Jansen in the final 30 games hitting .299/.346/.526 with five homers while playing stellar defence.

It was a totally avoidable incident and something that will haunt McGuire for a long time. The 24-year old will need to make better decisions moving forward and understand how heightened it is for an athlete to behave in this manner.

How embarrassing. Can you imagine the jokes that'll be hurled at him in the locker room? Let's hope he has a decent sense of humor and thick skin. I guess you do the sort of thing he got busted for "the risk and thrill of possible getting caught." Well, he got caught. I wonder if he'll be put on the sex offender registry.

Lmao at "car jacking"

Cute

Best feature: beautiful blue eyes Worst feature: no lips,especially upper

Still a cutie tho

What a sicko

I think it's part of the spring training regimen.

[quote]Can you imagine the jokes that'll be hurled at him in the locker room?

It's not like he got caught mouth-feeding his baby batter to a dude in a Home Depot restroom. So he likes to splatter in unconventional places. I'm sure he'll survive.

[quote] It's not like he got caught mouth-feeding his baby batter to a dude in a Home Depot restroom.

Mmmmmmmmmmm.

What a waste. I would've sucked his dick, in in car, the the parking lot, for free.

It was all a misunderstanding. Shit happens.

Has the player with the womanly ass commented yet?

Baby batter or Batter baby?

Why didn't he jack off here?

I'm sure I've seen him on Chaturbate

Wouldn’t that be nice, r91?

Has the video, ahem, leaked yet?

Is he leaky in the video?

R77, “20% needed more information before making a final decision on his fate.” Like, what does his dick look like? Was he wearing a jock?

That’s one way to get to second base.

What a moron. Whatever happened to this case?

This happened in Florida. Clearly he went too far trying to fit in with the locals.

Pled [italic]nolo contendere[/italic] (not pleading guilty or innocent but accepts punishment), paid a fine and court costs, stays on team for now.

Going forward, he might want to keep it in his pants, at least in Dollar Store parking lots.

I like the comment above:

Bater up!

Oh big deal. What's a little orgasm to relieve some tension and stress?

^^Maybe he didn't even have an orgasm. He just needed to rub it a bit.

I thought that's what one is supposed to do at a Dollar Tree parking lot.

Video of MLB player’s masturbation arrest: ‘What an idiot’

Does he have an onlyfans?

He's probably married and can't jack off at home. Still I would choose a more remote spot to gratify myself.

This likely wasn’t his first time doing this, just the first time he got caught. His punishment wasn’t severe enough.

Does he have “an” Onlyfans?

"It was just PLAYING!"

R106, he’s not married. He told the cops he has a roommate. Despite the fact that he was supposedly close to home, he was likely too horned up to go home with said roommate there just to lock himself in his room and do the do, so he whipped it out in his car when he thought no one was watching. BIG mistake. This rep will follow him.

They said he’d just stopped for something to eat before this happened. I bet anything his waitress was super hot, which probably got his juices flowing.

Wonder if he was thinking about Bo Bichette or Cavan Biggio as he stroked it?

25.. made a mistake because he was horny. Nobody harmed... move on

[quote] he was likely too horned up to go home with said roommate there just to lock himself in his room

He claimed he is living with a roommate in a studio apartment.

I think there’s more to this, as in he gets off on people seeing him. There’s tons of videos out there on the pron sites with guys doing the same thing.

Plus, if this headline had been “gay guy...” it would not have surprised me. He has major gayvoice.

He is lucky his career is baseball, being a professional athlete this probably won't affect his career at all. Any other profession he would be an automatic no hire after a Google search of his name.

[quote] Wonder if he was thinking about Bo Bichette or Cavan Biggio as he stroked it?

What makes you believe he wasn't thinking about all the incredible bargains available inside the Dollar Tree?

I agree R114 that jacking off in public is probably not only a fetish of his, but also this wasn't the first time he's done it either.

Catcher is caught.

A man's gotta do where a man's gotta do it. Going home to do it might have ruined the mood.

He's a catcher so why is he playing with his bat?

You know when he thinks about that day, he gets turned and jacks off.

R22 I bet a lot of those on the DL JO at Dollar Tree.

Batter...batter...batter...swing.

He has a gut, yech!!!

I wonder if he was right on the brink of exploding when the cops interrupted him. Was there precum on the tip? Did he edge until he got home, or was getting caught by the cops so traumatizing that he completely lost the urge?

Batter up and ball two.

Balk.

He looks like Dicaprio

He's cute. I don't know what the person who called the cops was thinking not filming the spanking before calling the cops. I don't think this is a fetish thing. This guy is not the starting catcher or backup probably a minor league player getting an invitation to camp in hopes of making the team in which he would then definitely be paired to share a room with another player. Dude just wanted to watch porn and beat off without having to put on a show for his roommate or going into the restroom to watch porn and whack.

R118, did you not even LOOK at r104 FFS?!

[quote]Any other profession he would be an automatic no hire after a Google search of his name.

Word

I find his horniness hot.

He kinda looks like the kinda cute grifter dad.

Eww, did he have peen hands in the back of the cop car, or did they at least give him some hand sanitizer?

[quote] oh my god the Braves organist just played "Beat It" as Reese McGuire walked up to the batter's box.

^LMAO!

R14=fat frau CUNT.

[quote]oh my god the Braves organist just played "Beat It" as Reese McGuire walked up to the batter's box.

I hope they use "I Touch Myself" for a subsequent at bat.

Baby-batter up!

I would love to watch him jerk off. What's the problem?

Was "Beat It" playing on his car radio?

Only a fat frau cunt would think of what R17 posted.

Sounds hot. I’d try it just so that cop can see how small his cock is. Show him a real man’s tool!

I bet if he wasn’t being recorded, the cop would have offered to finish spanking his meat.

It would be extra embarrassing if he bought the porn at Dollar Tree

Is he a gay? I thought only gays did that? He is a fat so maybe no girly would a want him?

But he's a famous too, so he should get some. I bet he a gay right?

Probably making videos for his OnlyFans

R128 Toronto Blue Jays have two catchers on their major league roster - Danny Jansen and Reese Maguire. In fact, Maguire played this afternoon against the Red Sox in Boston. I have no clue if he was penalized by MLB, my MLBPA or by the Blue Jays, but it hasn't hurt his career. And yes, the Blue Jays have other catchers in their system who could replace Maguire so it's not as if he's their only choice to catch, aside from Jansen.

Well his dick would be singing ' He Touched Me.'

Exactly who was he seen by and what was seen that they called the cops? Was it a mother and child voyeurs not minding their own business and looking into cars?

But is he hung like a draft horse or a seahorse?

Based on what the cop said, someone saw him and called the police. Maybe the were parked and looked over and saw some guy in his car with a look of ecstasy on his face and a funny moving arm.

Bump for chronic masterbater.

Masturbator.

^^You call me?

This brings a whole new meaning to "The Pound Cake at Dollar Tree"

He couldn’t pass up the huge five finger discount.

Cleaning supplies and lubricant are inexpensive and plentiful at DOLLAR STORE.

Why was this person looking at him jerking off? What kind of lech does that and doesn't enjoy it?

A fat frau?

A Dollar Tree customer, presumably.

Theory: What if he was jerking to gay porn, and that's why he wanted to be away from his roommate? No chance of being overheard.

He's catching tonight in Buffalo.

Left handed...

Cute guy

How small-minded our society must be that valuable police time is wasted on this human need.

wait wait wait...that is illegal?

[quote]How small-minded our society must be that valuable police time is wasted on this human need.

Uhh...he was in PUBLIC.

He couldn't afford Target or Khol's?

The chance to watch a guy masturbate would be the only reason I would go to the dollar tree!

Guess the womens lingerie dressing room at Bloomingdales was already occupied by Drumpf?

He was in the privacy of his own car. And this person was clearly looking down into it. Sicko.

Yeah, but he's left-handed. So unless he's banging his elbow against the car door, he had to have been in an other than normal driving position in order to, uh, pleasure himself in the parking lot in close proximity to all that poundcake.

And, I mean, if you're walking between two cars and there's a guy in one of 'em with his head thrown back and his hand flying, tell me you wouldn't notice.

[quote]He was in the privacy of his own car.

Being in one’s own car is still being in public. The only time that one should masturbate is in the privacy of one’s own HOME.

That’s a lotta ones.

R172 not necessarily, legally.

Anybody who goes to Dollar Tree and expects to find customers having tea and finger sandwiches in the parking lot is an idiot.

I used to jack off in my car at a drive-in movie that showed porn (this was pre-VCR days, of course.) I'm pretty sure I wasn't the only one.

They didn’t need to look 👀 for evidence as he was already dripping with DNA 🧬

Did he use Duke's Mayonnaise as lube?