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Where are the Calvin Harris Hard Cock Pictures?

Apparently, they're out there, and apparently, the dude is hung. But I can't find 'em anywhere. Surely there must be some DLers who know how to traverse cyberspace and find 'em.

Come on, we wanna see what he's hiding inside those briefs!

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by Anonymousreply 20February 12, 2020 4:17 PM

Corona (the virus) is a latin name. Be afraid.

by Anonymousreply 1February 12, 2020 12:55 PM

Here you go, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 2February 12, 2020 1:02 PM

R2 Thanks. Wow! If that's him, he's quite impressive.

by Anonymousreply 3February 12, 2020 1:05 PM

The mole under the left tit matches the mole in other Harris pictures. I think it's him.

by Anonymousreply 4February 12, 2020 1:08 PM

So he's uncut?

by Anonymousreply 5February 12, 2020 1:08 PM

That's an ugly looking cock.

by Anonymousreply 6February 12, 2020 1:13 PM

ewwwwwwww!

by Anonymousreply 7February 12, 2020 1:15 PM

Who?

by Anonymousreply 8February 12, 2020 1:20 PM

I went into the viewing open minded but it's not very attractive at all, it looks very skinny, especially at the base, and seems to be photographed in a very convoluted way which makes it seem better/bigger than it is. I do think it's him though.

by Anonymousreply 9February 12, 2020 2:09 PM

He dated Taylor Swift 2015/16: ask her if that's his cock.

by Anonymousreply 10February 12, 2020 3:07 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 11February 12, 2020 3:12 PM

[quote]He dated Taylor Swift 2015/16: ask her if that's his cock.

Taylor has never seen a cock in her life.

by Anonymousreply 12February 12, 2020 3:23 PM

Eww. That’s a long pencil penis. No width either and that’s more important than length.

by Anonymousreply 13February 12, 2020 3:25 PM

[QUOTE] Thanks. Wow! If that's him, he's quite impressive.

Wtf, at this angle he could be 5 inches.

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by Anonymousreply 14February 12, 2020 3:26 PM

Sorry, that is NOT a pretty sight.

by Anonymousreply 15February 12, 2020 3:44 PM

He needs to keep his briefs on.

by Anonymousreply 16February 12, 2020 3:53 PM

It’s very rare for successful people to be hung. Insecurity about penis size is one of the greatest motivators for men to reach extraordinary heights.

by Anonymousreply 17February 12, 2020 4:02 PM

How does one go from this to this?

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by Anonymousreply 18February 12, 2020 4:09 PM

It is Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde!

by Anonymousreply 19February 12, 2020 4:14 PM

R18 Money

by Anonymousreply 20February 12, 2020 4:17 PM
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