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Billie Eilish looks like she stinks

That is all.

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by Anonymousreply 282June 20, 2020 11:30 PM

She does. Oh, she does. And I should know.

by Anonymousreply 1February 8, 2020 8:42 PM

It smells like teen spirit.

by Anonymousreply 2February 8, 2020 8:43 PM

Agreed

by Anonymousreply 3February 8, 2020 8:44 PM

By southern Californians it is pronounced STEENKS!'

So yes, she looks like she STEENKS!!!!

Even with the GUCCI!!!

by Anonymousreply 4February 8, 2020 8:45 PM

OP is Ariana Grande

by Anonymousreply 5February 8, 2020 8:51 PM

R5 is a CUNT!

by Anonymousreply 6February 8, 2020 8:54 PM

Does Billie's pussy stink?

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by Anonymousreply 7February 8, 2020 8:56 PM

She looks like a throw rug with eyes.

I hate her and everything about her.

by Anonymousreply 8February 8, 2020 8:57 PM

She’s disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 9February 8, 2020 8:58 PM

It's all that avocado on her hair, it went bad a long time ago.

by Anonymousreply 10February 8, 2020 8:58 PM

She probably does. Didn’t she recently say one of her favorite things to do is to take a shit?

by Anonymousreply 11February 8, 2020 8:58 PM

Hold on cunts. There is a song of hers I DO like. Hold on. I don't remember it. I am 42 and should not be even listening to this cunt!

by Anonymousreply 12February 8, 2020 8:59 PM

I understand that she dresses like that to deflect comments about her body and looks, but it just elicits different kinds of comments. She is not unattractive under all that awful styling. If she had more flattering hair and makeup and clothes, she would look like a typical moderately attractive kid.

by Anonymousreply 13February 8, 2020 8:59 PM

[quote]Didn’t she recently say one of her favorite things to do is to take a shit?

Wow, she's so edgy.

by Anonymousreply 14February 8, 2020 9:00 PM

It's called Everything I Wanted!!!

I do like it.

Its a real Earwig. This song gets in your head!!!

But I think Billie probably smells like Gucci and PITSTANK!

by Anonymousreply 15February 8, 2020 9:01 PM

Did this little troll really say that her favorite thing is to make doo-doo????

by Anonymousreply 16February 8, 2020 9:02 PM

She smells like ear wax.

by Anonymousreply 17February 8, 2020 9:02 PM

Talk about her now. We'll forget her in a few years, just like we forgot Lorde.

by Anonymousreply 18February 8, 2020 9:04 PM

The dumb General public really likes to go overboard over some average white pop chick, madonna, Britters , fugga and now this fucker!

by Anonymousreply 19February 8, 2020 9:04 PM

Great point about Lorde! She was OVAH within 12 months!!! What was that 2014-2015??

Wow. Its amazing when you think about it.

I will stick with Tori Amos. Timeless.

by Anonymousreply 20February 8, 2020 9:08 PM

That's hot.

by Anonymousreply 21February 8, 2020 9:11 PM

I ate that bitch!

by Anonymousreply 22February 8, 2020 9:13 PM

I stand by Everything I Wanted,

But now that your bring up Lorde....

I realize that she is SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 23February 8, 2020 9:17 PM

She looks annoying and I've never heard her music before.

by Anonymousreply 24February 8, 2020 10:05 PM

I thought most Gen Y people stink?

by Anonymousreply 25February 8, 2020 10:11 PM

She looks as though a large bird took a radioactive dump on her head.

by Anonymousreply 26February 8, 2020 10:12 PM

Gen Z twinks stink. I didn't know that extended to the female of their species

by Anonymousreply 27February 8, 2020 10:13 PM

This cunt is wearing $2500.00 Gucci Hoodies.

You do realize that!???

by Anonymousreply 28February 8, 2020 10:47 PM

Her carpet matches the drapes.

by Anonymousreply 29February 8, 2020 11:03 PM

I am sorry, but her whole act is bizarre to me. Her music videos are so off putting (blood coming out of her nose, spiders crawling all over her). The Tom Boy Wigga act. If I'd see her on the street I'd have to fight the urge to shout "Get a job, you bum!" and then cry all the way back home because I'm officially old.

by Anonymousreply 30February 8, 2020 11:49 PM

I don't know a thing about this girl -- other than the fact that she hauled away an armful of awards at the latest Grammys -- but I do recall people saying similar things about Alanis Morrisette when she took a truckload of Grammys on her first go-around: that she looked unbathed, grungy, was overrated. I remember Elton John had a particularly bitchy comment about her but I forget what it was, lol.

by Anonymousreply 31February 8, 2020 11:57 PM

Alanis’s music and voice are fucking Mozart compared to this untalented ape!

by Anonymousreply 32February 9, 2020 12:03 AM

R32, I've never heard this chick's music, but based on the fact that I tend to think most music circa mid-to-late-90s is better than music now, I'd probably agree with you.

by Anonymousreply 33February 9, 2020 12:06 AM

She takes 8 shits a day, and her generation isn't the best at wiping.

by Anonymousreply 34February 9, 2020 12:07 AM

She is going to perform at the oscars and her fans want her to do the superbowl halftime show next year lol They think her jumping up and down and mumbling will make a good show.

by Anonymousreply 35February 9, 2020 12:10 AM

OP and R7, you are correct.

Billie isn't 'really into showers or baths'.

They're just not for her.

by Anonymousreply 36February 9, 2020 12:13 AM

R35, yeah, no. I don't see the over-30+ straight men who watch the Super Bowl having the same positive reaction to this chick vs. the jiggling T&A Fest of J Lo and Shakira. Wrong crowd to say the least.

by Anonymousreply 37February 9, 2020 12:14 AM

She sucks. I listen to a lot of shit including kpop but this is just too much

by Anonymousreply 38February 9, 2020 12:15 AM

She should do that halftime Super Bowl with Lizzo.

by Anonymousreply 39February 9, 2020 12:21 AM

Sorry. but I'm a fan (54 yo elder gay) and i love this song.

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by Anonymousreply 40February 9, 2020 12:37 AM

Never been able to understand how you can tell what someone smells like by looking at their picture, unless they're in a scat flick or something.

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by Anonymousreply 41February 9, 2020 12:53 AM

She looks like Cillian Murphy in drag.

by Anonymousreply 42February 9, 2020 1:22 AM

She probably doesn't use deoderant but why would she want to deflect attention away from her body and face?

by Anonymousreply 43February 9, 2020 1:58 AM

Who are her fans?

by Anonymousreply 44February 9, 2020 2:24 AM

She looks "special."

by Anonymousreply 45February 9, 2020 2:57 AM

I didn't realize she' d been born. I assumed she'd simply congealed in a gutter somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 46February 9, 2020 3:16 AM

Her music sounds depressing.

by Anonymousreply 47February 9, 2020 6:34 PM

You all think she sucks just because she wears baggy clothes? Wow...

by Anonymousreply 48February 9, 2020 7:23 PM

[quote]You all think she sucks just because she wears baggy clothes? Wow...

She wears baggy clothes? NOW I really hate her.

by Anonymousreply 49February 9, 2020 7:39 PM

I asked my 17 year-old nephew about Billie Eilish, and he said all the girls in his school love her. She's the big thing with that age group right now.

by Anonymousreply 50February 9, 2020 7:44 PM

R50 Barf. I bet all the boys hate her music.

by Anonymousreply 51February 9, 2020 7:45 PM

Yes, she's apparently a girl thing.

by Anonymousreply 52February 9, 2020 7:48 PM

She is such a little mess.....I liked one song and then the ridiculous song that won the Grammy was just pathetic in the video dancing that went along with it the choreographer must’ve been on crack

by Anonymousreply 53February 9, 2020 8:41 PM

She just wants all her little borderline personality disordered fans to know she's for real.

by Anonymousreply 54February 9, 2020 8:44 PM

She looks male to female trans.

by Anonymousreply 55February 9, 2020 8:46 PM

She looks like she could be 30.

by Anonymousreply 56February 9, 2020 8:57 PM

I’m surprised that this is a mainstream, basic pop look now.

When I was a kid you only deliberately dressed like this if you were a hopeful pro-wrestler, a member of a hardcore/nu-metal/Emo/Scene band, or identifying as a Juggalo/Juggalette (I thought Billie was down with the Clown when I first saw her).

It used to be a marker of someone who had a lot of difficulty fitting into the mainstream, and you had to commit to it if you were going to go there. For context even the Jackass guys on MTV kept normal hair colors, and wore their chains on their cheap Hot Topic pants rather than around their necks (that baller influence is the new element in 2019-20).

This is weird and sad and makes me feel old and out-of-touch even though I’m not even 30. Then I guess the Beatniks shared my confusion when suddenly everyone co-opted their slick simplistic attire, as did the ‘70s headbanging bikers in their gaybar leathers. Everything new is old again.

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by Anonymousreply 57February 9, 2020 9:21 PM

When she was on Ellen and awkwardly told Ellen she had nice blue eyes... This girl is tired, not handling fame well and going to have a Britney breakdown someday.

by Anonymousreply 58February 9, 2020 9:44 PM

She’s a rich, privileged white girl that was homeschooled, but is now trying to pretend she’s a hoodrat.

by Anonymousreply 59February 9, 2020 9:50 PM

Her Oscar dress has both Coco and Karl rolling in their graves.

by Anonymousreply 60February 9, 2020 11:28 PM

Her stink is FAKE, like everything else about her.

by Anonymousreply 61February 9, 2020 11:30 PM

Detestable.

by Anonymousreply 62February 10, 2020 12:09 AM

She has a YouTube video on how much she enjoys shitting

by Anonymousreply 63February 10, 2020 12:50 AM

She’s a vile pig.

by Anonymousreply 64February 10, 2020 12:58 AM

The shit vid....

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by Anonymousreply 65February 10, 2020 2:11 AM

It's perfect music for white suburban high school girls: self-absorbed, whiny/angry bullshit, lived through social media where your FEELZ AND PAIN are so deep and unique (bleurgh...) In the past, the same girls used to put that shit in their diaries which they were embarrassed to read once they graduated from college - now they dump it on Instagram, YouTube, etc, and become briefly famous.

by Anonymousreply 66February 10, 2020 2:16 AM

She is decidedly going to wreck the next Bond title song. Not since Alicia Keys have the Broccolis made such a bad choice.

by Anonymousreply 67February 10, 2020 3:09 AM

Melodramatic trash and that green hair just made her look so self-consciously alternative that you know she's probably a big phony. BTW, the nominated songs all were forgettable, esp. winner Sir Elton's---which sounded like a tiresome mish mash of stuff he's done before.

by Anonymousreply 68February 10, 2020 3:15 AM

she sure stunk it up at the Oscars!

by Anonymousreply 69February 10, 2020 12:45 PM

WTF was she doing at the Oscars?

by Anonymousreply 70February 10, 2020 1:03 PM

I don’t have anything against her, it’s the industry around her I hate: the music execs, who don’t give a fuck about music and the music press with their ‘Voice of a Generation’ hype. We live in a world where youth culture is the only culture.

by Anonymousreply 71February 10, 2020 1:53 PM

I like her but I fully expect for her to end up a drug addict in a few years.

by Anonymousreply 72February 10, 2020 2:21 PM

[quote]WTF was she doing at the Oscars?

They were hoping to get ratings and more hits online. She's a big deal with the young demographic right now.

by Anonymousreply 73February 10, 2020 2:24 PM

r73 Young people move on to something else at the start of each new school year. The Oscars need a long-term solution.

by Anonymousreply 74February 10, 2020 2:27 PM

It's all about ratings in the moment.

by Anonymousreply 75February 10, 2020 2:27 PM

If the Oscars wanted Gen Z viewers, all they had to do was bring out Madonna!

by Anonymousreply 76February 10, 2020 2:30 PM

I was surprised 😮 when I read that she had never been to any school - EVER!

by Anonymousreply 77February 10, 2020 2:38 PM

I’ve been saying her name wrong all year. Apparently her surname is pronounced ‘EYE-lish’ while I’ve been saying ‘ALE-ish”.

Is that an Irish name? It looks odd to read, as well.

by Anonymousreply 78February 10, 2020 6:33 PM

I assume it is Irish, R78, since her brother's name is Finneas.

by Anonymousreply 79February 10, 2020 7:04 PM

Her given name is Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell. She was homeschooled in LA, and millenials LOVE LOVE LOVE her. Really ready for the hype to die down, personally.

by Anonymousreply 80February 11, 2020 3:27 AM

No Gen Z loves her. Millennials are too old.

by Anonymousreply 81February 11, 2020 3:31 AM

She will be over in no time. Then her friends will rally around her and tell her she's still famous, then once her money is gone they will leave as well. Then she will relapse, die, then relapse, again.

by Anonymousreply 82February 11, 2020 3:32 AM

She’s popular right now with the high school crowd. She’ll be over I’m about two years when those girls get to college and realize she’s a lame poseur.

by Anonymousreply 83February 11, 2020 7:38 AM

God, she’s a fucking mess. That Oscar get up was the worst of the awards, and her hair is a nightmare.

by Anonymousreply 84February 11, 2020 7:56 AM

I want her to marry Billie Lourd and take Billie's last name.

by Anonymousreply 85February 11, 2020 1:02 PM

No, r86 just calling her out for being talentless.

by Anonymousreply 87February 11, 2020 2:33 PM

During the Eminem bit at the Oscars, she reminded me of the DLers who say things like, "Who's Jack Nicholson?" and scoff at anything they don't in their ignorance recognize.

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by Anonymousreply 88February 11, 2020 2:49 PM

She probably smells like urine

by Anonymousreply 89February 11, 2020 6:02 PM

She has Tourette's...

by Anonymousreply 90February 11, 2020 6:37 PM

R89, she's been pretty upfront that she's not "really into showers or baths".

Hygiene is just not her thing.

by Anonymousreply 91February 12, 2020 12:40 AM

She is so pretty. Her eyes, her lips. Wth.

by Anonymousreply 92February 12, 2020 12:42 AM

After her start quickly burns out, she'll re-emerge at age 21 and say she's "queer."

by Anonymousreply 93February 12, 2020 12:42 AM

She looks like she smells of cat piss.

by Anonymousreply 94February 12, 2020 12:50 AM

She looks like she crawled out from under a bridge.

by Anonymousreply 95February 12, 2020 12:57 AM

She's the new EVANESCENCE!

by Anonymousreply 96February 12, 2020 1:30 AM

^^^^ except without the need for soap, water, or toothpaste.

by Anonymousreply 97February 12, 2020 1:31 AM

Thanks to DL, the only thing I know about this singer is that she stinks.

by Anonymousreply 98February 12, 2020 5:37 AM

^^No, you BELIEVE she stinks. Is there any evidence to support this BELIEF?^^

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by Anonymousreply 99February 12, 2020 5:46 PM

She most definitely stinks and so does her tongue.

by Anonymousreply 100February 12, 2020 6:03 PM

She’s not a singer. She’s a mumbler.

by Anonymousreply 101February 12, 2020 6:40 PM

All right, somebody from the DL needs to bite the bullet and pay for a meet and greet and sniff her. Before the concert, of course. Honest sweat from performing does not count as "stink."

by Anonymousreply 102February 12, 2020 6:43 PM

Well, she is the anti-Britney, so I'll give her that. On that related note, I don't think the blatant sexualizing of a 16-year-old writhing around in a Catholic schoolgirl outfit could ever happen now. That was a skanky period in American music pop culture (during my high school years). Hence, now we end up with asexual sorts like Billie Eilish.

by Anonymousreply 103February 12, 2020 6:46 PM

You guys should love this...

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by Anonymousreply 104February 12, 2020 10:20 PM

How long before this pig announces that she’s “queer”??

by Anonymousreply 105February 12, 2020 10:27 PM

[quote] She was homeschooled in LA,

Well, that explains a lot.

by Anonymousreply 106February 12, 2020 10:35 PM

she looks gassy

by Anonymousreply 107February 12, 2020 11:13 PM

Skanky and stinky poseur.

by Anonymousreply 108February 12, 2020 11:29 PM

She said she wanted to mourn xxxtentacion without being judged you know because he was a violent piece of shit homophobe and girlfriend beater. fuck this pretentious little shit.

by Anonymousreply 109February 13, 2020 12:20 AM

R103 I prefer skank Britney to this mouth breathing amoeba

by Anonymousreply 110February 13, 2020 3:05 AM

The new Bond song....

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by Anonymousreply 111February 13, 2020 11:33 PM

I was clenching waiting for this song, was sure it was going to suck, but it's not a bad song. Not the best Bond song ever, but certainly better than some.

by Anonymousreply 112February 13, 2020 11:49 PM

“She’s no Judy Garland...and the way she dresses....certainly not a lady, like my sainted mother”

by Anonymousreply 113February 14, 2020 12:32 AM

r113 she's a no-talent, it has nothing to do with DLEG pining for Judy. She just sucks.

by Anonymousreply 114February 14, 2020 12:35 AM

She do stank.

by Anonymousreply 115February 14, 2020 1:13 AM

She and her "brother" look nothing alike.

by Anonymousreply 116February 14, 2020 1:15 AM

R23 - "Everything I wanted" is a gross incest ballad about her ginger brother. Barf.

by Anonymousreply 117February 14, 2020 1:17 AM

Her mother was fortysomething when Billie was born. Kids born to mothers that old are commonly fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 118February 14, 2020 1:21 AM

Her brother is better looking than she is.

Does he stink too? Does he have nudes?

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by Anonymousreply 119February 14, 2020 1:26 AM

[quote] She and her "brother" look nothing alike.

Are they "siblings" like Jack and Meg White?

by Anonymousreply 120February 14, 2020 1:28 AM

is the brother gay?

by Anonymousreply 121February 14, 2020 1:29 AM

R120 Slightly off topic but I never understood why they lied about being related. Bizarre. The truth about being former lovers wasn't scandalous but to lie and say they were family was just weird.

by Anonymousreply 122February 14, 2020 1:34 AM

R119 / r121 Google it your lazy whores

by Anonymousreply 123February 14, 2020 1:38 AM

R111 The next iteration of Bond films needs to go back to fun and camp. Why do these films take themselves SO seriously. WHY is every Bond theme a miserable dirge now?

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by Anonymousreply 124February 14, 2020 1:45 AM

i'd rim her

by Anonymousreply 125February 14, 2020 1:49 AM

Some people aren't into skiing, others aren't into fashion, others aren't into Indian, she's not into showering or soap. Big deal. It's not for her. Move on.

by Anonymousreply 126February 14, 2020 1:58 AM

Still don't understand why so many people (ppl) expend so much energy hating someone/something they could easily ignore.

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by Anonymousreply 127February 14, 2020 3:32 AM

She nasty. Funky cooch to be sure.

by Anonymousreply 128February 14, 2020 3:39 AM

Are we sure she has a cooch?

by Anonymousreply 129February 14, 2020 3:42 AM

Her bond song sucks balls.

by Anonymousreply 130February 14, 2020 3:44 AM

[quote]I was surprised 😮 when I read that she had never been to any school - EVER!

Does she seem like an educated person?

by Anonymousreply 131February 14, 2020 5:23 AM

[quote]Does she seem like an educated person?

I would say no to that.

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by Anonymousreply 132February 14, 2020 5:39 AM

Seriously what’s the hype with this girl ? She always whispers when she sings . Probably because she has no vocal range . The only song that’s semi decent is Bad Boy (don’t even know if that’s the actual name of the song ) Critics are going crazy for this chick ?? Why ? They act like she’s just soooo talented . Really ? Have to say the hair color is atrocious . Even with that hideous hair her face is cute though . Other then that she’s marginally talented at best .

by Anonymousreply 133February 14, 2020 6:14 AM

[quote]Still don't understand why so many people (ppl) expend so much energy hating someone/something they could easily ignore.

Because we TRIED to ignore her and TPTB keep shoving her down our throats. I never listen to the radio, but we have to see her ugly mug everywhere now.

by Anonymousreply 134February 14, 2020 6:26 AM

She sounds exactly the same on every song of hers I've heard....the same barely audible whisper. She needs to change it up if she wants her career to have some longevity.

by Anonymousreply 135February 14, 2020 6:28 AM

She’s over, or should be. She dresses in Hefty bags and that green hair is disgusting. Her voice is always the same.

by Anonymousreply 136February 14, 2020 6:35 AM

R134 it’s too late, everyone will be like where is he old bille? She’s destined to be a flash in the pan fad from 2019!

by Anonymousreply 137February 14, 2020 6:38 AM

Ugly, smelly and badly dressed.

by Anonymousreply 138February 14, 2020 7:00 AM

She has some tig ol' bitties

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by Anonymousreply 139February 14, 2020 7:56 AM

She had just turned15 here

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by Anonymousreply 140February 14, 2020 8:01 AM

R17 How would you know how ear wax smells? What kinda of sick freak smells ear wax

by Anonymousreply 141February 14, 2020 8:08 AM

The Bond song isn't bad (though heavily produced); the outrageous look is just to cover how ordinary she actually is. If she dressed in a more subdued way, you'd never be able tell her from any other suburban, white chick shopping at Hot Topic at the mall. If she actually had some wigger cred - like she was from some gritty Northern England neighborhood or even maybe inner city Philly - her act wouldn't seem quite so ridiculous for a home schooled suburban chick.

I don't have any strong feelings about her, but she does seem like Lourde's annoying, edgy little sister who smokes weed & hangs out with the skateboarders.

by Anonymousreply 142February 14, 2020 8:46 AM

Her version of Yesterday at the Oscars stunk!!! bitch was off key

by Anonymousreply 143February 14, 2020 9:54 AM

R143 that’s probably one of the best live performances she has ever done lol shows how bad this no talent is.

by Anonymousreply 144February 14, 2020 10:33 AM

Who still believes that talent is the most important attribute for success in the music industry? It's ambition, marketing, hype, critical acclaim, being in the right place at the right time and sheer dumb luck in many instances. I have never heard any of her music (despite The Powers That Be), so if she's made it this far with next to no talent, I think that's pretty cool. I'm sure she's sulking all the way to the bank.

by Anonymousreply 145February 14, 2020 5:23 PM

[quote]the outrageous look is just to cover how ordinary she actually is.

She's one of those white pop stars who isn't even hip hop but tries to glom onto the hip hop style. She even talks black, which drives me up the wall. Other than that I don't hate her, she's actually rather entertaining.

by Anonymousreply 146February 14, 2020 5:26 PM

She’s an average looking fatty. Her bond song is so fucking awful. It feels like an emperors new clothes situation with the media and her “fans “ pretending she has talent and is good when it is obvious that her dull music and her voice suck ass!!!’

by Anonymousreply 147February 14, 2020 11:29 PM

Here she is "sunning" her vagine! Fresh as a fertilized meadow!!!

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by Anonymousreply 148February 14, 2020 11:34 PM

Gen X music critics love her because she reminds them of their gross teenage children who don't shower or pick their nose and eat the boogers.

by Anonymousreply 149February 14, 2020 11:58 PM

Billie Eilish's parents are actually Boomers.

by Anonymousreply 150February 15, 2020 12:00 AM

She dabs Anus Anus behind her ears

by Anonymousreply 151February 15, 2020 12:02 AM

She's a novelty act. I give more credit to her brother, who produced her record, than to her. He managed to caputre a sound that was unique and catchy and that set her apart from other flavors of the month. But the novelty will wear off quickly and she'll be finished by time she's 19.

Hopefully, she's got some good financial advisors.

by Anonymousreply 152February 15, 2020 12:54 AM

Her singing style seems like a gimmick. It's going to grow old real fast.

by Anonymousreply 153February 15, 2020 12:57 AM

R153 going to?

by Anonymousreply 154February 15, 2020 4:25 AM

Interesting r150 — I was actually going to challenge that because IMO the models that end the boom at around 1961 are more relevant/accurate than those that end the voom at 64 or 65. So I google her parents and jesus fuck they’re old!

by Anonymousreply 155February 15, 2020 5:55 AM

Yes, Billie's mom must've been on her last egg! Billie is 18 and her mom is sixtysomething.

by Anonymousreply 156February 15, 2020 6:12 AM

[quote]IMO the models that end the boom at around 1961 are more relevant/accurate than those that end the voom at 64 or 65.

I absolutely agree with this, I think 64/65 is too late for Boomers, that's definitely Gen X territory. Hell, Janeane Garofalo, Ben Stiller, Kurt Cobain, Eddie Vedder and Quentin Tarantino were all born in the mid-60s and they are absolutely unequivocally Gen X. I think the end of the Baby Boom would be the early 60s.

by Anonymousreply 157February 15, 2020 6:19 AM

She doesn’t have the range, darling. This is how it should be done.

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by Anonymousreply 158February 15, 2020 9:59 AM

You don't have to be good (or smell good) to be popular, so why the outrage? Music seems to spark as much divisiveness as politics and religion. I don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 159February 16, 2020 3:12 PM

Like I said. She is a little mess. I would like to see her do a duet with Tom Hanks rough trade son. With that said listen to her song everything I wanted and it’s a great song

by Anonymousreply 160February 16, 2020 3:28 PM

[quote]R59 She’s a rich, privileged white girl that was homeschooled, but is now trying to pretend she’s a hoodrat.

Her parents were/are non famous actors who also did carpentry and baked cakes between jobs.

That’s not a childhood of luxury.

by Anonymousreply 161February 16, 2020 3:29 PM

Some of the most talented artists look like they smell. And some probably did smell. Not saying she is one of them. She's a generic pop entertainer

by Anonymousreply 162February 16, 2020 4:55 PM

She has a boring voice

by Anonymousreply 163February 16, 2020 5:06 PM

Billy should do a cover of this song 👇

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by Anonymousreply 164February 16, 2020 5:46 PM

If she fixed her hair, she wouldn't look so bad. But this is the look they are going for with her, stinky slob to fit in with the rest of the Gen Zers. It's why she is so popular, kids today are fond of the unkempt look. All she needs now is a face tattoo.

by Anonymousreply 165February 16, 2020 5:50 PM

She's actually quite pretty in my opinion. At least her face is. It'd be easier to see if she didn't always wear that sour expression and neon colored hair.

by Anonymousreply 166February 16, 2020 5:51 PM

Agree that a face tattoo can’t be far off.

by Anonymousreply 167February 16, 2020 6:00 PM

She has an annoying face.

by Anonymousreply 168February 16, 2020 6:15 PM

She and her "brother" can't be biologically related. I've never seen two siblings look more different. Even siblings with two different parents.

by Anonymousreply 169February 16, 2020 11:35 PM

I think Lady Sovereign has more talent and Lana Del Rey does the sing talk better.

But good for her for keeping her clothes on.

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by Anonymousreply 170February 16, 2020 11:43 PM

She’s actually quite mature and together if you watch this Rolling Stone interview:

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by Anonymousreply 171February 17, 2020 12:04 AM

There's no way that her brother is completely straight.

by Anonymousreply 172February 17, 2020 12:13 AM

To me (I'm sure not anyone else), her voice is astonishingly beautiful when she's performing live. I saw her Grammy and Oscar performance and thought they were fucking magical. I got chills.

I hate the way that FINNEAS records her vocals on albums though. The whisper shit is so nauseating.

Homegirl needs to release a jazz album stat. She has the voice for it. Moreso than GAGA.

by Anonymousreply 173February 17, 2020 12:26 AM

R152 Agreed. I said this in one of the other Billie Eilish threads, but her brother's production skills are why she's even famous at all. Without him, she'd be an absolute nobody. She'll probably fade off in a year or two, while he'll keep chugging along, if only behind the scenes.

by Anonymousreply 174February 17, 2020 12:50 AM

R173= Helen Keller.

by Anonymousreply 175February 17, 2020 12:59 AM

She smells like a circus freak show.

by Anonymousreply 176February 17, 2020 1:09 AM

Whatever you think of Billie, at least she has talent and she doesn't resort to wearing a one-piece and stockings, heels and dolled up like a Vegas strip showgirl on stage. Give the girl a break.

by Anonymousreply 177February 17, 2020 2:03 AM

[quote]R152 Hopefully, she's got some good financial advisors.

She can afford them, as she’s worth 50 million dollars.

by Anonymousreply 178February 17, 2020 2:35 AM

She couldn't have made 50 million already.

by Anonymousreply 179February 17, 2020 3:06 AM

Apple just paid her 25 mil for the rights to a biography. So add that to what she already has, and....

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by Anonymousreply 180February 17, 2020 3:13 AM

She is a multi millionaire. In her teens.

What have you accomplished OP?

by Anonymousreply 181February 17, 2020 3:16 AM

I film myself opening toys for YouTube reviews and have made millions.

My teacher was WRONG about college!

by Anonymousreply 182February 17, 2020 3:18 AM

Biography??? She's barely 18. What is there to know about her that you can't find out from Wikipedia?

by Anonymousreply 183February 17, 2020 3:21 AM

If she won all those Grammys I don't need to watch. Proof it's indicative of nothing.

by Anonymousreply 184February 17, 2020 3:21 AM

Who on earth is Billie Eyelash?

Is she colorblind or what?

by Anonymousreply 185February 17, 2020 4:44 AM

R161 they were still able to afford to live in LA, with enough free time to homeschool their kids.

Compared to 99.9% of the families in this country, that's luxury.

by Anonymousreply 186February 17, 2020 4:54 AM

Forgot to mention that the parents were also able to enroll their daughter in dance and performing classes, which aren't cheap.

How many black or Latina girls from rougher LA neighborhoods do you see with that kind of upbringing?

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by Anonymousreply 187February 17, 2020 5:22 AM

Be that as it may, her family was not rich, as misstated in r59. I knew her parents. They lived in modest places in low rent neighborhoods like Eagle Rock and Silverlake (before it was hip). They may arguably have had WHITE privilege (which is a real thing), but never financial privilege in any Hollywood sense.

In short, those kids did not grow up rich.

by Anonymousreply 188February 17, 2020 5:29 AM

I threatened to break her mother's legs.

by Anonymousreply 189February 17, 2020 5:31 AM

Good.

Her father tried to ruin my life.

by Anonymousreply 190February 17, 2020 5:35 AM

Why the hell is homeschooling legal in USA. Weird country

by Anonymousreply 191February 17, 2020 8:22 AM

Amazing how intimate she managed to make the song sound:

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by Anonymousreply 192February 17, 2020 8:23 AM

R188 Silverlake was not a low rent neighborhood 18 years ago. It's been a trendy, hip area for decades now.

Billie may not have grown up with riches, but she certainly didn't grow up as a low income, underprivileged hood rat.

by Anonymousreply 193February 17, 2020 9:52 AM

Her brother is probably much richer than she is, since he writes the music, and he also doesn’t have to deal with the downside of being a celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 194February 17, 2020 3:46 PM

[quote]They may arguably have had WHITE privilege (which is a not a real thing because it was invented by Critical Race Theorists from the Black Panther Party)

Fixed that for you, R188

by Anonymousreply 195February 17, 2020 6:12 PM

She's so charming and sweet in her carpool karaoke though. I loved the Beatles song on the Ukelele.

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by Anonymousreply 196February 17, 2020 6:34 PM

^Jesus, how I hate this fat closet case wuss. And she comes off as very try hard and a cringe "edgy" teenager

by Anonymousreply 197February 18, 2020 8:17 AM

She's adorably goofy looking. Not pretty and cute and very girl next door were it not for all the bird-of-paradise flourishes.

by Anonymousreply 198February 18, 2020 3:20 PM

Sorry, meant "Not pretty, BUT cute and very …"

Why is there no edit feature?

by Anonymousreply 199February 18, 2020 3:21 PM

You know how these hippies say they need to find themselves? They need to find themselves a SHOWER!

by Anonymousreply 200February 18, 2020 5:01 PM

[quote] Why the hell is homeschooling legal in USA.

So kids can actually learn something.

by Anonymousreply 201February 18, 2020 5:06 PM

Speaking of which, that is a question, so that should have ended with a question mark.

by Anonymousreply 202February 18, 2020 5:07 PM

R171 I take it all back. You're right, she comes over really well here - clever, creative, disciplined. Not smelly. I hope she will develop her singing voice. There's a slight Peggy Lee/Dusty Springfield grainy quality to it that is quite beautiful but I think she also needs to be more dynamic. The new Bond theme is gorgeous but still a bit diminuendo.

by Anonymousreply 203February 18, 2020 7:10 PM

R171. I take it all back. She's smart, creative, disciplined. She has something special. I hope she develops her singing voice. There's a beautiful grainy quality that's a bit Peggy Lee/ Dusty Springfield but she needs to be more dynamic too at times. The new Bond theme is gorgeous but no real crescendo.

by Anonymousreply 204February 18, 2020 7:14 PM

That Bond theme stinks worse than she does. Have you no ears?!?

by Anonymousreply 205February 18, 2020 7:41 PM

Is she whisper coo category?

by Anonymousreply 206February 18, 2020 9:38 PM

[quote]R193 Silverlake was not a low rent neighborhood 18 years ago. It's been a trendy, hip area for decades now.

But it’s not like her parents rented their place on the way home from the hospital with her. They’d been there for over a decade before that. The longer you’ve lived somewhere, the lower your rent usually is.

Why are you intent on making her family seem wealthy? They weren’t.

by Anonymousreply 207February 18, 2020 9:43 PM

How dare you compare Peggy Lee and Dusty with that ugly no talent cunt, r177.

by Anonymousreply 208February 18, 2020 10:13 PM

R208 Perhaps that was a stretch. Dusty and Peggy Lee are greater obviously, my favourite female singers ever possibly, but there is some quality to her voice that reminds me of them. Sorry!

by Anonymousreply 209February 18, 2020 11:12 PM

Peggy Lee and Dusty Springfield---totally different singers and totally different from Ellish.

by Anonymousreply 210February 18, 2020 11:54 PM

Dusty adored and emulated Peggy Lee and wanted to sound like her. Of course they are very different singers but the influence is clear and there are vocal similarities, especially when Dusty uses her 'soft voice'.

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by Anonymousreply 211February 19, 2020 12:00 AM

she looks like a melted xbox

by Anonymousreply 212February 19, 2020 12:02 AM

[quote]Is she whisper coo category?

She’s mumble coo.

by Anonymousreply 213February 19, 2020 12:06 AM

And now we have to apologize for liking someone that others don't? SMDH.

by Anonymousreply 214February 19, 2020 12:52 AM

Welp Troll thread.

by Anonymousreply 215February 19, 2020 12:54 AM

It’s her current hair situation that’s so off-putting. Infinitely better as a platinum blonde.

It’s like when Katy Perry chopped her hair off and everyone turned on her.

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by Anonymousreply 216February 19, 2020 1:07 AM

R216 except no young people are turning on her

Old people opinions are not relevant the young

by Anonymousreply 217February 19, 2020 1:50 AM

Something cheery and dancey:

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by Anonymousreply 218February 19, 2020 2:21 AM

Atrocious ^

by Anonymousreply 219February 19, 2020 2:24 AM

I guess she's trying to bring back chartreuse as a thing again.

by Anonymousreply 220February 19, 2020 2:28 AM

R201 that says a lot about your schooling system

by Anonymousreply 221February 19, 2020 8:14 AM

BRIT Awards, singing the Bond song:

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by Anonymousreply 222February 19, 2020 8:15 AM

She stinks because she’s passed her expiration date.

by Anonymousreply 223February 19, 2020 9:34 AM

I wonder if her parents paid for her lip injections.

by Anonymousreply 224February 19, 2020 9:45 AM

R222 I love that performance! She has a beautiful voice.

by Anonymousreply 225February 19, 2020 5:48 PM

She is the voice of a New Nation!

by Anonymousreply 226February 19, 2020 6:19 PM

The bad news is that this dumb bitch is old enough to vote.

by Anonymousreply 227February 19, 2020 6:34 PM

Is he related to Billy Eichner?

by Anonymousreply 228February 21, 2020 4:33 PM

She needs to change up her vocal style on the next album, because that whispery shit she does in every song is going to get old fast.

by Anonymousreply 229February 27, 2020 5:36 PM

R228 Yes, & Billie Ray Eiyrus is a kissy kousin.

by Anonymousreply 230February 27, 2020 5:43 PM

R229 I also don't like Mariah's whisper voice. You can hear how awful it actually sounds at 0:43 "nononononono"

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by Anonymousreply 231February 27, 2020 5:51 PM

There is something that is just so fucking annoying about her.

by Anonymousreply 232February 27, 2020 5:56 PM

R169 maybe it’s a White Stripes situation.

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by Anonymousreply 233February 27, 2020 6:50 PM

Cover of [italic]Vogue, [/italic]bitches.

[bold]#JealousMuch?

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by Anonymousreply 234February 28, 2020 12:50 AM

There is no need for Billie Eilish on the cover of Vogue.

by Anonymousreply 235February 28, 2020 1:14 AM

Out of touch grandpas are not the target market of Vogue r235

by Anonymousreply 236February 28, 2020 1:24 AM

From the Vogue article:

[quote] “There’s a difference between lying in a song and writing a story. There are tons of songs where people are just lying. There’s a lot of that in rap right now, from people that I know who rap. It’s like, ‘I got my AK-47, and I’m fuckin’ . . .’ and I’m like, what? You don’t have a gun. ‘And all my bitches. . . .’ I’m like, which bitches?”

Hahaha!

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by Anonymousreply 237February 28, 2020 1:38 AM

r236 I'm not a grampa and have no objection to singers being on the cover of Vogue, but Eilish is a poor choice.

by Anonymousreply 238February 28, 2020 1:41 AM

She always looks depressed. Or nauseated. Or stoned. Or smug. In those photos where she's smiling it always looks like she's making an effort to to it. And that video where she talks about how much she loves "pooping"...well, let's just say that her charm utterly escapes me.

by Anonymousreply 239February 28, 2020 1:42 AM

I doubt Vogue's demographic has any interest whatsoever in Billie Eilish.

by Anonymousreply 240February 28, 2020 1:43 AM

R240 you’re second guessing the editors of Vogue.

Why don’t you write them a letter explaining why Billie Eilish shouldn’t be on the cover of Vogue magazine, and if they reply, publish their response here.

by Anonymousreply 241February 28, 2020 3:06 AM

They did the issue with multiple covers of her, because they know her fans will buy them all.

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by Anonymousreply 242February 28, 2020 3:14 AM

r241 why don't you stop being a myopic cunt? Oh that's right, you don't know how.

by Anonymousreply 243February 28, 2020 3:34 AM

I bet her breath stinks.

by Anonymousreply 244February 28, 2020 3:44 AM

Why don’t you stop talking out of your ass r243?

Oh that right...you’re too senile to know how you sound.

by Anonymousreply 245February 28, 2020 3:48 AM

You guys calm down it was the cover of Guatemalan Vogue.

by Anonymousreply 246February 28, 2020 3:51 AM

Her voice sounds like she sings out of her ass.

by Anonymousreply 247February 28, 2020 3:53 AM

I love how some DLers think anybody who doesn't like the more talentless and created-by-committee elements of current pop culture is automatically an eldergay. There are many Millennials who aren't on board with the latest shitty pop singer.

by Anonymousreply 248February 28, 2020 4:28 AM

You aren’t fooling anyone gramps ^

Now go back to your coma

by Anonymousreply 249February 28, 2020 4:34 AM

her queefs caused coronavirus

by Anonymousreply 250February 28, 2020 4:43 AM

Her look and style of singing is going to get old fast if she's not smart enough to change it up.

by Anonymousreply 251February 28, 2020 4:44 AM

[quote]R246 You guys calm down it was the cover of Guatemalan Vogue.

Is that supposed to be a joke?

I just saw it on the newsstand, and I’m in California.

by Anonymousreply 252February 28, 2020 5:23 AM

She nashty.

by Anonymousreply 253February 29, 2020 5:18 AM

I didn't know she grew up in the neighborhood (Highland Park) directly next to mine (Eagle Rock). That makes me like her a little more..

It also makes me understand exactly what her parents are like to have lived there in the 2000s.

by Anonymousreply 254March 6, 2020 12:41 PM

A lesbian friend suggested to me that she could be one based on no evidence whatsoever. But actually when I think on it- its possible?

by Anonymousreply 255March 6, 2020 1:00 PM

[quote]R254 It also makes me understand exactly what her parents are like to have lived there in the 2000s.

Expand?

by Anonymousreply 256March 6, 2020 1:13 PM

Yup. Really stinky.

by Anonymousreply 257March 6, 2020 1:15 PM

R256, in the 2000s, that particular neighborhood was pre-hipsterized, pre-gentrified. I picture her folks as an artsy, eclectic older sort.

by Anonymousreply 258March 7, 2020 4:00 PM

I just saw a news report that said "Superstars Cher, Celine Dion, and Billie Eilish cancel concerts due to the corona virus.". Since when is Billie Cuntlish considered a superstar?

by Anonymousreply 259March 13, 2020 12:06 PM

R249 here, showing off my youth and intelligence.

Slap me hard enough for my flab to quiver.

No one else will touch me.

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by Anonymousreply 260March 13, 2020 12:24 PM

R259 poor senile lamb....you actually consider Cher and Celine Dion superstars, rather than legacy act dinosaurs

by Anonymousreply 261March 13, 2020 1:21 PM

R261, poor illiterate motherfucker...if you'd read my post closely you'd have seen that I was merely commenting on a news report, not my own opinion on Cher or Celine Dion. That said, they could actually be considered superstars, unlike that tuneless snatch with only a couple of hits and a worthless Grammy to her name that you insist on defending. Enjoy your quarantine, millennial cunt.

by Anonymousreply 262March 13, 2020 5:17 PM

Calm down gramps. Unjustified psychotic rage depresses your immune system.

by Anonymousreply 263March 13, 2020 6:09 PM

Her titties are huge. Would suck on those balloons

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by Anonymousreply 264March 14, 2020 4:40 PM

Dirrrty skank with armpit hair…ewww

by Anonymousreply 265March 14, 2020 4:47 PM

R265 You shave your armpits daily?

by Anonymousreply 266March 14, 2020 6:19 PM

Who is Billie Eilish?

by Anonymousreply 267March 15, 2020 5:41 AM

Google her grandma ^

by Anonymousreply 268March 15, 2020 6:02 AM

Everyone knows that white people smell like wet potato chips.

by Anonymousreply 269March 15, 2020 6:09 AM

^So, delicious?

by Anonymousreply 270March 16, 2020 9:24 AM

R262 I am not sure when this thread became about Millennials because no Millennials I know love this untalented Annoying Cunt!

by Anonymousreply 271March 16, 2020 9:27 AM

Yeah gen z and gen x love her

by Anonymousreply 272March 17, 2020 3:49 AM

Gen X do not love her.

by Anonymousreply 273March 17, 2020 4:23 AM

All the gen x moms I know dig her. They go to her concerts with their gen z crotch fruit

by Anonymousreply 274March 17, 2020 8:15 PM

She's going to look like Jane Sanders in about 10 years.

by Anonymousreply 275March 17, 2020 8:18 PM

R274 Uhh who the hell goes to concerts with their mom?

by Anonymousreply 276March 17, 2020 8:19 PM

Losers who listen to Billie eilish

by Anonymousreply 277March 18, 2020 2:56 AM

And she smells like she’s ugly.

by Anonymousreply 278March 18, 2020 2:58 AM

I bet she stinks like the Coronavirus.

by Anonymousreply 279March 18, 2020 11:43 PM

Does she still stink?

by Anonymousreply 280May 20, 2020 3:11 PM

[quote] She’s a rich, privileged white girl that was homeschooled, but is now trying to pretend she’s a hoodrat.

She was anything but rich. I was tutored by her mom at the Groundlings and they were very much middle class, they lived in Highland Park till recently, hardly a rich neighborhood.

by Anonymousreply 281June 20, 2020 10:18 PM

She’s actually really cute and funny and giggly if you watch some of her interviews.

by Anonymousreply 282June 20, 2020 11:30 PM
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