The most ludicrous delusions on Datalounge

Mayor Pete is gonna be president of the whole world!

Fuck the Batshit Farrow gang.

You occasionally get the rabid poster insisting straight women have flooded into DL.

I myself haven’t noticed them here - -

Some of these are plausible. But I don't think the CMBYN guys are gay.

Was there anything gay about that movie? I thought it was just a same sex Lolita with Arm & Hammer as the Humbert Humbert.

That everyone who has anything non cunty to say about an actor or celeb MUST be a paid PR shill.

That should probably be anyone not everyone. Oh dear.

That any poster slightly critical of Meghan Markle is a racist klan member.

Good one, R8. I forgot that one.

That OP feels 5/8 choices must be about those 2 silly cunts Chalamet and Hammer.

R10, clearly you haven't spent much time on any of those insane threads.

OP your last option makes no sense. You're clearly insane.

We know what delusion R12 traffics in.

The Dems currently have suitable Presidential candidates.

R12, the last option--that trans people are out to destroy gay rights--is currently second most deluded notion, according to pollers.

LOL, R10... yes... are they his own private DL lunacy?

I'm not voting in your badly constructed poll, OP. DL's lunacies are far more obvious.

I'd like to say well down because one wants to offer encouragement to the slower students, but I'm afraid this time I just can't.

Pete will be President.

"I'd like to say well down because one wants to offer encouragement to the slower students,"

Oh dear, R16.

LOL.

Yeah, fair, enough, R18... I hadn't finished my first coffee.

I'm glad you could laugh though. Someone like you mustn't get many chances like that.

The final choice should be : Trans people are out to destroy LGB rights.

R19, as long as people like you are around, I will always have more than my share of laughs. Thanks, hunty.

Do you usually wake up all crusty with bitterness?

Timmy and Armie are NOT gay but like others, they are using the gays

OP you last option should have been All of the Above.

Yeah, as long as you're using the word hunty... yeah.

You may go.

"Jake and Leo are gay" They are not.

Mutilated cocks are better than natural cocks.

Would you prefer cunty, R24? I'm just trying to be friendly, Crusty.

Ew. This poll is like propaganda. Next!

If there was a single intelligent thought in your head it would have died of loneliness.

Even a dog knows when to drop a ball. I said, you may go.

Oh, dear, poor triggered R29. Which aspect of the Timee-Armee nonsense are you obsessed by? It seems that's your complaint here.

You're not much better as a clairvoyant. You may go.

I'm not going anywhere, hunty. If my poll is so not worth your time, then YOU may go. Bye!

I'm so in your head. You have a nice day.

You're not a real man unless you have a full bush "down there", despite the fact that women have a full bush "down there," too.

You're the one who came here first, all crusty and bitter and making mistakes in your typing, R33. LOL!

All of these except for Tim being gay and fucking a rapper are true and can be easily proven.

I find that it's always the Timee stans and the anti-trans trolls who are the most triggered in threads like this where they're mocked.

Really, R36? Go fo it. Prove away. We'll wait.

**Go for it.

Saw someone mention the old Kirk Douglas threads and found them to be very even-handed and not ludicrous or delusional at all. I must have missed the "delusional" ones.

R38 Trans regularly go out of their way to say that gay men and their rights should take the backseat to trans issues (even going so far as to say gay men aren't oppressed and shouldn't be a part of the community), most of Natalie's friends and family (including her own sister) believe Kirk raped her, and Armie has gone to incredible lengths to be away from his wife for long periods of time and surrounds himself with nothing but men who he is VERY, VERY affectionate with. Checkmate, cunt.

All the proof you need to see that trans are out to destroy LGBT rights is to look at the myth of Marsha and how gay white men are increasingly taken out of the story of Stonewall and replaced by trans men and women of color.

Want proof of Natalie being raped? Ask her own sister and other family members. Or ask Christopher Walken.

Want proof of Armie divorcing from his wife? Check their social media accounts. They don't even wear their rings anymore and they spend months away from one another on opposite sides of the world.

Re: 42, 43, and 44 -

I see nothing that offers 100% solid, verifiable proof of your claims.

Only opinions based on observations.

R45 If you want to ask for proof and then ignore the proof that you're given I can't help you, sorry.

I can smell the mug-cradling, pussy candle-lighting straight female FRAU off of OP from a thousand miles away

R45 is right, R46. None of those things are "proof" of anything. It's all conjecture and gossip. No facts about anywhwerw. So I don't know where you think you get your checkmate, R41, but I will say, you certainly are a cunt.

OP types trans-frau.

*No facts about these anywhwere.

"some rapper"

You know his name bitch! That's what you're really pissed about isn't it? That's what this whole thread is about. You have the sads because your precious Timmy boy is sucking on the black dick

Aw, the triggered anti-trannies and Timee stans start in. If my poll offends, butt-hurt bitches, don't play. Other people have weighed in on all of the categories.

The reason why there are so many categories of Timee and Armie is that there's so much lunacy in all those different directions. It's merely a question of which is the looniest. R51 reflects that.

You still have yet to explain how 42, 43, and 44 are 100% "positive proof" of your theories.

OP, no sane person really cares about Timo Tay and Arm and Hammer as much as you do. Oh and no one here would be anti trans if trans people weren't so controlling and dominating towards gay men and women alike.

R53, you'll be waiting a long time, because R42/R43/R44 are 100% not provable, except in the feverish minds of the triggered.

r52 go back to Lipstick Alley and Twitter with your nonsense and "hunties". OP is clearly a deluded lunatic who should kill xhirself.

I think you can say there's proof Natalie was raped, as her biographer and her sister have both given pretty strong accounts of it. What we don't know is who raped her. The biography in the 1990s made it seem like it was either Lancaster or Douglas, but we honestly don't know.

Hopefully the biographer will reveal it at some point, or maybe Lana. But Lana accused RJ of murder and yet never revealed who the rapist was, so she may be more scared of the rapist's estate than she is of RJ, and never reveal who it is at all.

[quote]Gay male occasionally mistakenly accused of being ”a frau”

Contrary to your apparent belief, on the DL one does not have to possess an actual vagina to be "a frau".

R54, I'm equal-opportunity mocking all aspects of the Timee-Armie lunacy. Same with the antitrans trolls. Apparently you can't understand that.

And the winner of the most triggered: R56!

"Trans people are out to destroy LGBT rights"

Uhm, that is demonstrated FACT! What drugs are you bitches on?

Yeah, well, R60, that category is second in the poll as most delusional.

That bony, pre-pubescent-looking Timmee is in anyway attractive or fuckable

It's WAY PASSED TIME some respected gay historian wrote the definitive "The Myth of Marsha" article.

That shit has gone unanswered far too long!

"It's WAY PASSED TIME"

Oh, dear, R63.

Oh, is it "PAST TIME"? I always get confused....cunt.

I got that word right though, didn't I?

It's the one word you should be most familiar with, R65.

You got it right the first time, R65.

R66 is just being a cunt.

A cunt who knows the difference between "passed" and "past."

R63 I'm waiting for that, too. Whoever writes it needs to have VPNs and balls of steel because the trans rights activists will dox him while threatening to kill him and his family for going against "the narrative".

OP thinks she's SOOO clever and is outsmarting everyone... by not being clear and thinking they're making some grand point when in reality they're just a troll who needs to GTFO.

What's more annoying is that OP isn't even a particularly GOOD troll.

[quote]The most ludicrous delusions on Datalounge

That the Datalounge USED TO BE SO MUCH BETTER!

My point, R70, is that all these categories are ludicrous. I'm merely asking what Dataloungers think is the MOST ludicrous. That's all. No need to get your panties in a bunch.

So, when trans "women" tell lesbians that there's something wrong with them for not liking dick... that's NOT homophobic? Really? The lesbians who object to this are just delusional?

r73 similar threads are posted monthly by far better trolls than you. Learn. Grow.

Obviously r74 intended r72, not r73.

Obviously R74 needs to learn how to post correctly.

r76 needs to learn how to become one with her Lesbian side and realize that she's not really nonbinary.

Oh, I don't care anything about that "binary" or "nonbinary" shit, R77. I think it's ludicrous, along with "cis" and all that crap. I don't say there isn't a lot of nonsense surrounding trans issues. I just don't believe all of them are out to destroy LGB rights. I'm also a gay male.

r78 dick pics or we'll assume you're trans

Here's the problem with your poll, OP, and I think other people have already expressed this. You've listed 8 debatable issues, which very few people on the planet could know with 100% certainty. Namely: TC, AH, Woody Allen, Dylan Farrow, dead Kurt, dead Natalie, and maybe Natalie's sister. But you are clearly implying you know the truth with complete certainty. Do you not see how very presumptuous and delusional that is? The lunacy is thinking others are delusional for having a different opinion than you.

[quote]Is Timee REALLY gay?

"Timee"? Es-tu sérieux, mon cher?

Lunacy, R80? The belief among these loons is that Timee is gay, Armie is gay, Timee and Armie had an affair, Timee is having a gay affair with a rapper--all delusional. Woody Allen--utterly unproven. Kirk/Natalie-utterly unproven. Armie is getting a divorce--utterly unproven. Trans people are a united force out to destroy the gay rights movement--utterly proven and in my opinion, delusional.

*Trans people are a united force out to destroy the gay rights movement--utterly UNproven and in my opinion, delusional.

^This is what happens when you confront the delusional: they double down on their delusions without a shred of evidence or proof.

There's no comparison between fangurlz saying two celebrities had an affair, and the Woody Allen or Natalie Wood scenarios.

Again, we know Wood was raped, we just don't know by whom. And we don't know if Woody molested Dylan, but we do know he started fucking the teenage adopted sister of his own children, while he was in therapy for behaving "inappropriately" with those kids of his.

Discussing either of those topics turns into a shitshow on Datalounge because everything is a shitshow nowadays, but they're not delusional opinions. They are also not in the same league as fanfic.

Back atcha, R84.

"Again, we know Wood was raped,"

No, R85, we don't know that for a fact. We don't. SHE never said she was to was raped to the general public. Anything else is conjecture.

Obviously [R83] needs to learn how to post correctly.

[quote]SHE never said she was to was raped to the general public

Well, that's coherent.

So, do you automatically believe everything mentioned in a biography is a lie, unless it was specifically mentioned by the celebrity in question while they were alive? Morey Amsterdam famously never mentioned being married to Mabel Todd, so does that mean he never was?

Not sure if the Trans one is the most deluded delusion, but it is the most soulcrushingly tedious one.

I would also add the idea that Russian security services are paying operatives to post on datalounge all day about political and social issues so as to divide elderly American gays (who, otherwise, would form an unstoppable liberal political force).

"Americana" is a real documentary and not a promotional informercial put out by my PR team!!

The extreme paranoia of the trans delusion started with second wave feminists (particularly those now 60 or over) but appears to have spread to gay men now, regrettably, because those two aren't necessarily natural allies.

I remember being in the same political party once as a quite admirable woman who took her feminism in a loony direction. I remember her once absolutely insisting that the state of being transgender had been invented by 'postmodernists' as part of a wicked plot to destroy the woman's movement by taking away women-only (born as women) spaces. The idea that some men would surgically remove their genitals purely to advance this wicked aim in full knowledge of what they were doing and why seemed perfectly natural to her. The dread name of Foucault was also invoked.

Hmm, what else?

I can believe Sam Heughan is gay, but some of the elaborate details in the contracts some posters here think that beards are asked to sign seem a little over the top.

Bernie Sanders is unelectable.

[quote]R44 Want proof of Armie divorcing from his wife? ....they spend months away from one another on opposite sides of the world.

Sometimes I think that may be the only way to make a marriage WORK, tho.

Yet R44 considers that "proof." Some people are clueless.

DL has convinced me to NEVER see CMBYN, for fear of being afflicted by the strange mental wasting disease that afflicts its devotees.

So OP clearly thinks she's right about all of these issues and that anybody debating on a side other than her own is wrong and delusional. She herself had provided no proof of ANY of her points and yet she takes them as fact so that she can go on some holier-than-thou rant against the DL. You don't like the threads here, OP? Then leave this site, you rotten cunt. You won't be missed.

On the contrary, R98, these are delusions or utterly unproven because there are no facts to back any of them up. The onus is on those who swear by any of these items to provide proof--eg, Armie's getting a divorce. See, cunt?

[Quote] Contrary to your apparent belief, on the DL one does not have to possess an actual vagina to be "a frau".

Not only do I totally agree, on the DL you do not need an actual vagina to be a lesbian.

This thread went really well!

It's definitely what R1 said and it's shocking that this wasn't an option on OP's poll. It also amazes me just how popular Pete is on the DL considering most DLers hate openly gay men. My theory is the combination of Bernie's left wing views, coupled with the implosion of former DL favorite Joe Biden, is what is getting everyone to rally around Pete. That doesn't mean that the rest of the country will follow suit, however.

Thanks, R101!

I'd say so--since every category was voted on.

My aim was to shine a light on the wackier delusions and/or utterly unfounded, unproven statements regularly presented as facts here on DL. Thanks for voting! Feel free to vote if you haven't already, or add your own.

Troll thread, F&F and block

Why troll thread? OP is certainly obnoxious but that's hardly rare here.

Troll thread, F&F and block

[quote] [R10], clearly you haven't spent much time on any of those insane threads.

That's because r10 has an IQ over 80 and common sense.

Yes, R108, because people come to Datalounge to hang with intellectual heavyweights. LMFAO!

Joan Didion is a regular here, R108. LOL.

"I will have my identity stolen if I pay with anything but cash. Everyone is tracking my movements for purposes other than market research. I am so important that government agencies actually give a shit about what I do."

This man is actually a woman

R112 Does she think she passes? She might have had some great work done on her face but she sounds like Mickey Mouse.

"JENSEN ACKLES DESERVES AN EMMY!"

And of course DL anti-trans trolls love to belittle trans folks by referring to them by their biological gender, because these trolls are small-minded cunts. Whatever.

But they are their bio sex, R115, Blanche. THEY ARE.

So that's why you're a cunt, R116?

R117 does not seem to understand human biology

Nor does r117 even bother to make sense.

I understand it, fine, cunt. I just don't see the point of being a cunt about it.

R120 seems deranged and unhinged

Just because you're called on your cunty behavior? Whatevs. Cunt.

1, There is a thriving subculture of wealthy Americans who all speak in the sort of Mid-Atlantic movie accent associated with Katherine Hepburn and live the sort of lives that were lampooned by The Preppy Handbook 40 years ago.

2. That they are COMPLETELY UNLIKE the "fraus" they like to mock