Penis Inspection Day Stories

‘Mandatory penis inspection’ letter turns out to be high school senior prank

R1 Thank you, Amelia Bedelia.

What was that about the “member of the faculty?”

Dated: March 2019. That's a job for me. I've had lots of practice and I'm good at it.

No need to be mean, R2.

Oh course it was just a prank, they would have to wait until their Ivy League college freshman year to have their penis inspected.

Yeah, they did nude photos, sorry I mean posture photos, of students for like a century. I wonder if they archived all those photos somewhere?

R7 Most were shredded by the Smithsonian.

Awww, that's no fun at all.

R9 Well if you’re going be that sad here are at least a few.

Definitely looks look a Tripp, right?

I remember at school there being a rumour that when you got to a particular year (I can't remember which one) there was a 'cough' test which involved a doctor cupping your balls and asking you to cough. We had no idea what this was for and all feared it - but it never happened.

In 8th grade, all the guys on the football team had to do the "cough" test r12 described. This was 1985, so I doubt they still do it.

Never understood what the turn your head and cough test was looking for.

Christ, are some of you moron?

R14. The cough was just to distract the patient from the grope, I've been told. I thought the actual inspection was to look for hernias, I thought.

Do you need moms to volunteer to inspect the penes? I am happy to help! I have many experiences inspecting penes of all shapes and sizes.

R15 buys latex gloves by the gross.

If I had a dollar for every time I had to go through another penis inspection at school...

In completely unrelated news, I’m relocating to North Monterey County and getting a job in the school system there.

I was always scared that the girls would somehow see. They never locked the door and I always had nightmares the door would open and female teachers/female classmates would be there while my pants were down having my penis inspected.

I am in charge of penis inspection for ninth graders. I look forward to it every year. Last year I identified some very promising penises, and I expect them to go on to do great things.

R22 what information is actually recorded, and who sees the information? They always took notes during mine but I never got a good look at my chart.

Loved the "taste test." Especially when Mr. Watson, the hot science teacher, allowed us to reciprocate.

Not only boys have penises and not all boys have penises.

They had to do something to keep the boys occupied while the girls were learning about the monthly joys of being a woman.

Turning the head to the left and coughing was to put pressure on the abdominal wall in the scrotum and see if there was a "push through" which might indicate a hernia. I do remember standing line and have a "dr" do the hernia test... in school.

[quote] what information is actually recorded, and who sees the information? They always took notes during mine but I never got a good look at my chart.

We are looking for the following:

Taste

Color

Elasticity

And personality

R28 And why exactly did the public schools need this info?

It was for your file. I don't know what they did with it, I just collected it for the authorities.

It goes in your permanent record, OP.

HOLY SHIT!!!!! DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN????!!!! Heads will role, in this environment I don't know what they are thinking? Inspecting minors' genitals is foul!!!!

Why did the Smithsonian shred the pics? The article has a paywall.

But I give 'happy ending'.

R35 has been taught by Masters.

Penis inspection day, 11th grade. I'll never forget. I won "Most Enthusiasic!"

Pity the fool who forgot to wear clean underwear on penis inspection day.

Yes, R32, heads will “role”.