They listened to his album together, including the songs about her, then they slept together. Imagine getting closure for a relationship like this... I'm kinda jealous.
Jessica Simpson details the last time she slept with Nick Lachey
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 5, 2020 6:25 AM |
Why wouldn't he be angry? She left him for her gay father!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 5, 2020 2:45 AM |
Is it 2003 again?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 5, 2020 2:46 AM |
he used the cockring
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 5, 2020 2:50 AM |
How narcissistic do you have to be to fuck to your own voice?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 5, 2020 2:50 AM |
Did we ever leave 2003, r3?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 5, 2020 3:02 AM |
"Sleep" together?
How many twats are posting here tonight?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 5, 2020 3:12 AM |
By "slept together," we fear she meant "I took cum up the ass." Again.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 5, 2020 3:13 AM |
Sorry, R7, I don't speak whore, but I think it's what you call, "turning tricks."
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 5, 2020 3:18 AM |
I'd have a hard time trying not to fuck him.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 5, 2020 3:26 AM |
He famously has a small penis and she's infamous for having a Carlsbad up in there.
Complete with beef stalagmites.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 5, 2020 5:12 AM |
Wow, r11. It sounds kinda like that old Disneyland ride, “Mine Train Through Nature’s Wonderland.” 🚂
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 5, 2020 6:25 AM |