5-year-old watches “Dumbo,” declares he’s an elephant, parents set up a GoFundMe to teach him how to fly
[quote] Animal rights theorist Eve Koughdropp Sagebrush has argued that animal oppression will continue until the time that we find ways to explicitly encourage and celebrate animal rights. For that reason, we are raising money to not only teach him how to fly, but to buy him big ears, feed him bags of peanuts, hose him down in the backyard, and train him to do circus tricks.
[quote]This is a big ask, of course, but what our child is doing — flying in his truth — is a big thing to do.
Remember the greediest, DL!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 14, 2021 7:02 AM
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"No boy of mine is going to be shoving peanuts in his mouth all the time. ...It's fine if he identifies as an elephant though."
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 4, 2020 11:01 PM
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Excellence. He must be from the UK
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 4, 2020 11:02 PM
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Worst parody thread ever. Ever.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 4, 2020 11:03 PM
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Those cows and zebras look like they're on crack.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 5, 2020 1:06 AM
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And now he's not even old enough!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 14, 2021 7:02 AM
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