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Below Deck Sailing Yacht

Adam is back! The boat is gorgeous. So are the men.

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by Anonymousreply 335June 3, 2020 11:46 AM

The Captain looks like a pocket gay, kind of like an aquatic Leslie Jordan.

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by Anonymousreply 1February 4, 2020 1:59 AM

"Do you still think it's funny that I am still breast-fed by my mother?" "Pretty much, yeah." "Well fuck you then!"

by Anonymousreply 2February 4, 2020 2:01 AM

The captain is cute in a quirky way.

by Anonymousreply 3February 4, 2020 2:32 AM

Thank god Kate is not a charter guest. The previews showed her acting like one. I thought if that bitch is on the show, even as a guest, no way in hell is it worth watching.

by Anonymousreply 4February 4, 2020 2:37 AM

I agree about the captain. He's adorable. The chief stew seems cool, and is probably gonna hook up with Adam. The First Mate -- the blonde one -- is just my type. But that sailboat is absolutely beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 5February 4, 2020 2:38 AM

The First Mate, Paget Berry...what a baby doll!

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by Anonymousreply 6February 4, 2020 5:19 PM

I looked at a couple on line interviews with the captain. No mention of a family.

by Anonymousreply 7February 4, 2020 5:25 PM

Have we seen Parker before? He looks vaguely familiar.

by Anonymousreply 8February 4, 2020 8:05 PM

This Captain is a nice change from that crusty old fart on "Valor."

by Anonymousreply 9February 5, 2020 12:09 AM

The master stateroom is nicer than a lot of motor yachts.

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by Anonymousreply 10February 5, 2020 12:17 AM

Adam looks hotter here; he bulked up a bit.

by Anonymousreply 11February 5, 2020 12:19 AM

Definitely. He doesn't look like he's on heroin anymore.

by Anonymousreply 12February 5, 2020 12:26 AM

The montage of the ship underway, practically brought me to tears, sailing vessels are so much better than tacky motor yachts. Hopefully this show won’t be all about jet skis, blow up slides, and real housewives.

by Anonymousreply 13February 5, 2020 12:33 AM

Shockingly the guests quarters are insanely spacious compared to where the crew lives. Also there is an enormous hot tub… which has been sitting cold and unused for 9 months but still no one thought to test the heater before the season started. The oven also sat un-used, so thank god for Byron (aka Breast Fed Baby) coming to the rescue with his magical ability to flip the ON button. Seriously Paget never checked the hot tub and didn’t even know how to work the heater. He and Ciara just spent nine months hanging up framed photos of themselves.

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by Anonymousreply 14February 5, 2020 12:43 AM

Parker is the breast fed man R14. He’s a hottie. God how I hope that’s some kind of metaphor.

by Anonymousreply 15February 5, 2020 12:51 AM

Ah yes. Right, it's Parker. Tks. Definitely a hottie. But why did he say that?

by Anonymousreply 16February 5, 2020 12:53 AM

Bitty!

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by Anonymousreply 17February 5, 2020 12:56 AM

We don't know yet r16.

by Anonymousreply 18February 5, 2020 6:16 AM

You can buy this beautiful boat for only $19M.

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by Anonymousreply 19February 5, 2020 2:58 PM

The boat looks even MORE gorgeous in the second episode, the layout is so expansive. The design team behind this did a lot of thoughtful work. It feels high end, yet approachable and cozy. It is everything the floating rat turd "Valor" isn't. I love watching them work the sails and ropes. Only so many times you can get excited about watching an anchor drop.

I think the wee Captain is sweet. He seems a bit shy/overwhelmed at the filming experience, which I find charming. I look forward to seeing his personality come out (heh) more as he gets used to it.

by Anonymousreply 20February 11, 2020 1:24 AM

Captain just made reference to a girlfriend. Couldn't catch if it was a past one or a current squeeze though.

by Anonymousreply 21February 11, 2020 1:43 AM

I only found the full 1st ep free on youtube (Bravo's channel). Anywhere I can watch subsequent eps free online?

I love Cap Glenn too. Muscular shrimpy. He's not bothered that het zhorter than the girls even. Seems nice and sweet. Laidback but able to make decisions when needed. Sadly he doesn't ping to me. Just a sweet honey.

by Anonymousreply 22February 11, 2020 1:53 AM

Our sweet captain's ig. He ain't a whore

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by Anonymousreply 23February 11, 2020 1:57 AM

Oh MY! Talk about the stud of the sea....

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by Anonymousreply 24February 11, 2020 2:05 AM

The captain isn't gay he's just Canadian.

by Anonymousreply 25February 11, 2020 11:45 PM

I find Parker and his signet pinky ring sexy as hell.

by Anonymousreply 26February 11, 2020 11:50 PM

In episode 2 we saw drunk shirtless Adam. He's a pasty soft mess. I guess cooking is not cardio.

by Anonymousreply 27February 12, 2020 12:07 AM

Adam looks like he smells of musty dirty-unwashed-been-in-the-kitchen sweating-laundry. Should be interesting to see how this show plays out, will have to be more crew focused.

by Anonymousreply 28February 12, 2020 4:19 AM

If you put a round, curly, redhead wig on the Chief Stew, I think she would look a lot like Marcia Wallace who played Carol on the Bob Newhart Show.

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by Anonymousreply 29February 12, 2020 5:49 AM

I really like Adam, he's actually a good chef too. The guests are all loving his food. He's so much better than the pathetic Kevin on Below Deck Thailand. His food was so bad the guests couldn't even hide their disappointment.

by Anonymousreply 30February 15, 2020 8:45 AM

R1 The captain is amazing, he doesn't mind helping out, otherwise he leaves the crew to themselves to actually do their jobs, unlike Sandy's micromanagement.

by Anonymousreply 31February 15, 2020 8:46 AM

R5 The first time I heard him talk I was literally thinking "finally a gay deckhand". I was shocked to find out he's straight and has been in a relationship for years. He pings, hard. He has gay voice and gay mannerisms (subtle, but they're there).

by Anonymousreply 32February 15, 2020 8:48 AM

R29 I don't get why these shows have so many redheads as deckhands. Shouldn't redheads be part of the interior crew? I'm blond and have a fair skin. I couldn't even imagine working outside for hours every day in that sun.

by Anonymousreply 33February 15, 2020 8:54 AM

Adam fans clearly didn’t see him go insane on the other BD show where he earned the nickname “Chef Onions”

Dude is sketch and cray AF.

by Anonymousreply 34February 15, 2020 12:34 PM

Yeah Adam has really tried to repair his image from the asshole he was on BD Med. He seems to be holding his rage down.

I don't think Kevin was a bad chef. Even Kate admitted at the reunion he is very talented.

Parker - I love his eyebrows. Love blondish men with dark eyes, if he wasn't such a doofus he would be extremely hot.

by Anonymousreply 35February 15, 2020 12:59 PM

R35 Really? Cap Lee would disagree with you re: Kevin.

by Anonymousreply 36February 15, 2020 3:09 PM

Poor Hanner has to watch a Chief Stew get off with a hot guy.

by Anonymousreply 37February 15, 2020 7:03 PM

Have there been any sex vids from the Below Deck guys? I've only seen one wank video from a guy who's apparently been in the show but I didn't recognize him. I haven't watched all seasons, though.

by Anonymousreply 38February 16, 2020 5:51 AM

I hope the captain wears a speedo.

by Anonymousreply 39February 16, 2020 9:22 AM

Parker is certainly a hottie. Paget in his skin tight shirt....”quite nice tits”. He’s a big hunk of a man.

by Anonymousreply 40February 18, 2020 7:05 AM

is the real white girl with blonde hair and ethnic nose, an ethnic?

by Anonymousreply 41February 18, 2020 8:47 AM

Paget....I just can’t get past that name

by Anonymousreply 42February 18, 2020 12:13 PM

Bitchy Cierra is going to lose her hunk of a man to the faux British laundress.

by Anonymousreply 43February 18, 2020 11:46 PM

Yeah, R43 their four year relationship won’t last another few weeks. He could do much better...anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 44February 19, 2020 12:00 AM

The first season is always interesting to see the 'real' crew vs the cast crew via Bravo. Really dislike the food tainting Adam, especially because he resents and had often forgotten to make crew meals. Although the captain and first engineer(?) are great. The chief stew is a mess, which I dont mean in a good way, the chief stew and chef set the tone for the show and they get along too well. I wouldn't be surprised if we see a girl fight between the fake Brit and the redhead.

Is there a pool on Paget and the redheaded gf? I don't think that they'll make it to the end of the season.

I think that the caffeinated blond and the chief stew will wind up going at each other by seasons end.

by Anonymousreply 45February 19, 2020 1:43 AM

The chief stew and her vocal fry are getting on my nerves.

by Anonymousreply 46February 19, 2020 2:26 AM

Adam is doing it for me this season. Mmm

by Anonymousreply 47February 19, 2020 2:28 AM

Chief Stew has her loyalties and they're with Adam. That's not good.

by Anonymousreply 48February 19, 2020 11:26 AM

I am liking Ciara better this episode.

by Anonymousreply 49February 19, 2020 12:31 PM

I'd lick the Crocs-stink off Adam's feets.

by Anonymousreply 50February 19, 2020 1:08 PM

This captain is such a delight compared to that bitchy old monster who is the captain on the other show.

by Anonymousreply 51February 19, 2020 1:26 PM

I think the cap is on edibles he's delightfully chill!

by Anonymousreply 52February 19, 2020 3:44 PM

The stew Georgia needs to get the fuck over it.

by Anonymousreply 53February 19, 2020 6:08 PM

The Captain is no Captain Lee!

by Anonymousreply 54February 20, 2020 1:31 AM

I agree Captain Lee is annoying and so far up Kate's ass. That reunion was such bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 55February 20, 2020 2:14 AM

Kate quit! (Or was she fired?) Maybe Captain Lee's wife made an ultimatum?

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by Anonymousreply 56February 20, 2020 2:18 AM

I love captain shrimp and i want to POUND HIS ASS!

by Anonymousreply 57February 20, 2020 9:38 PM

I always wonder do these guys really work full days while shooting or are they more or less acting the whole time. It's hard to imagine the guests would want to pay a full price for a three day cruise on a small yacht filled with (dozens of?) people from a film crew pretty much filming everything they do. Is ALL of it fake?

by Anonymousreply 58February 20, 2020 10:59 PM

The “guests” get a big discount on the charter, and the film crew apparently stays on another boat. I think a good deal of the regular Below Deck is fake, as the crew seems more and more drawn from social media stars, and guests of the Real Housewives variety. The first seasons were more authentic, Sailing Yacht seems to at least have some real sailors on board.

by Anonymousreply 59February 20, 2020 11:11 PM

I think they really do work their butts off. That part is real.

by Anonymousreply 60February 21, 2020 1:53 AM

Some of the situations (like the arguments and conflicts with each other) sometimes seem forced and fake. Like the film crew told them do certain things to create "soap operary" type conflict with each other.

But I think that about all so-called "reality" shows.

Ultimately tho, who knows?

by Anonymousreply 61February 21, 2020 2:03 AM

Is there another thread for this that I don't know about, or are people already over it?

by Anonymousreply 62February 25, 2020 11:02 AM

They probably shouldn't do these runs of Below Deck shows back-to-back. People get burned out if the show is always on. But Bravo is desperate for ratings so here we are.

by Anonymousreply 63February 25, 2020 1:35 PM

Jenna is a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 64February 25, 2020 9:48 PM

What does Adam see in her? Or is it faked for drama?

by Anonymousreply 65February 25, 2020 10:47 PM

Parker can’t handle criticism. The best he can manage is “I’m sorry that you can’t see that you’re wrong to criticize me.” Coddled child syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 66February 25, 2020 10:49 PM

I want to cum on captain shrimp's face! He is so sweet and grounded and calm!

I have replaced my crush on Teller (from Penn &) with Cap Glenn!

by Anonymousreply 67February 26, 2020 1:10 AM

Parker is this season’s Danny.

Who the fuck brings a newborn to a SAIL BOAT?

by Anonymousreply 68February 26, 2020 1:47 AM

Parker is an emotional wreck, maybe that breastfeeding story is true. He is hot as hell though.

by Anonymousreply 69February 26, 2020 1:51 AM

Jenna is a not only a cunt, but also a drunken whore!

by Anonymousreply 70February 26, 2020 2:32 AM

The appropriate term is slut.

by Anonymousreply 71February 26, 2020 10:43 AM

Parker is sweet and like Jenna said, means well. However, he's very dumb. He has no idea what it means to be a deckhand on a yacht.

by Anonymousreply 72February 26, 2020 1:39 PM

R69 Hot but dumb.

by Anonymousreply 73February 26, 2020 1:43 PM

This crew is so disfunctional, both above deck, and below deck....Jesus. Paget’s about to dump the crazy girlfriend. I hope he takes up with Parker on the rebound.

by Anonymousreply 74March 3, 2020 1:29 AM

R29. You so nailed it, the chief stew IS Marcia Wallace, I can’t unsee it now.

by Anonymousreply 75March 3, 2020 1:30 AM

This show is boring to me. I record it and can't bring myself to watch the episodes. Am I the only one who thinks this?

by Anonymousreply 76March 3, 2020 1:54 AM

Captain said “partner”

by Anonymousreply 77March 3, 2020 1:57 AM

Why is Adam lusting so hard after Chieft Stew Jenna? She is heinous! Curved nose and gummy smile. And she talks like she's drunk all the time.

by Anonymousreply 78March 3, 2020 1:57 AM

Adam sure is looking good this season. Those steel grey eyes.

by Anonymousreply 79March 3, 2020 2:23 AM

I love the Captain's biceps, chest, tits and pert nips! He must be 5 ft nothing. I love a diminutive top.

by Anonymousreply 80March 3, 2020 2:38 AM

The captain reminds me so much of a former friend, Irish/Italian, short, married, and came out late. Thankfully the captain doesn’t seem the have the same Napoleon complex.

by Anonymousreply 81March 3, 2020 3:35 AM

The Chef is a reality show vet and he knows the producers want flirting and kissing and canoodling. Would he really look twice at that horse face if they weren’t on TV?

Neigh.

by Anonymousreply 82March 3, 2020 3:42 AM

Too much laundry and making of beds. Someone needs to slap someone, or Paget can fuck Parker silly.

by Anonymousreply 83March 3, 2020 3:47 AM

I want Paget and Georgia to fuck so there's a really good reality tv shake up. But I actually like Ciara and Georgia so I don't want either of them to get hurt. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 84March 3, 2020 1:06 PM

I love. The yacht but the crew is kind of boring.

by Anonymousreply 85March 3, 2020 2:39 PM

We never see Jenna doing a turn down or laundry ("this is the washer, that's the dryer...."). I hate Kate, but she is always working and getting stuff done.....

Jenna just hangs out in the galley with Adam.

by Anonymousreply 86March 3, 2020 2:43 PM

I got happy when Capt said "partner" but then he was getting "blushy" and flirty with the woman at the table. Damn... Another one lost.

R75 Thanks! I think....because now it is really distracting, though god knows the real Marcia Wallace would have made this show 100000000 times better.

by Anonymousreply 87March 3, 2020 9:32 PM

There’s nothing in the captain’s Instagram that indicates a partner. He speaks of enjoying American football and golf but that doesn’t automatically mean that he’s straight. However, I can’t find him praising Broadway musicals or Lady Gaga so he might not be gay.

by Anonymousreply 88March 3, 2020 9:49 PM

Time to bring Rylee to the boat crew.

by Anonymousreply 89March 3, 2020 10:04 PM

R88 Cap Glenn is straight. I too follow his IG (bigsailboats).

Georgia posted a sultry pic of herself and Glenn commented "Such a hottie *kissy face emote*

I suspect Daniella2103 (private IG) is Glenn's current girl. She commented on his recent TBT selfie pic with ❤ and ☺, he replied her with the same thing.

I'm sure he can get a different girl every night with his rank as Captain. Turn on!

Cap Glenn is as straight as engineer Byron is. Those 2 would be the most stable couple in reality tv tho.

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by Anonymousreply 90March 3, 2020 10:19 PM

I can’t seem to link individual pictures, but Paget’s IG is full of shirtless and workout pictures, and DAMN he looks good.

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by Anonymousreply 91March 3, 2020 11:09 PM

Parker is really starting to act like a baby, and hot tho he is, it's a real turn-off.

by Anonymousreply 92March 4, 2020 12:58 AM

I think the only one I like without reservation is Byron, the engineer. He's got a sweet vibe with just the right touch of gentle bitchy. And he's got BDF.

by Anonymousreply 93March 4, 2020 2:01 AM

I dying with the MArcia Wallace comparisons! Those 2 have 0 chemistry...Adam is not into her at all.

by Anonymousreply 94March 4, 2020 3:19 AM

I loved the first episode The boat is fucking gorgeous. Yet, as another poster or three mentioned, all we are seeing is bitching about the fucking laundry. Wonderful. I thought this had promise, but it's really dull.

by Anonymousreply 95March 4, 2020 3:24 AM

Episode 5 scripted that 40-50yo hag lady guest inviting Cap to dinner. Let's be real, all men (even the straight ones) like their conquests under 25yo, at most under 30yo.

Why would Cap settle for a more mature hag, when he can snag someone off-boat of Georgia's caliber?

I can't wait to get turned on next week seeing Cap get controlled-calm-mad about the boat scrapping the dock.

by Anonymousreply 96March 5, 2020 12:25 AM

"Why would Cap settle for a more mature hag, when he can snag someone off-boat of Georgia's caliber."

You watch too many movies.

by Anonymousreply 97March 5, 2020 12:29 AM

The sound of that boat scratching the concrete and seeing the damage was awful. Such a beautiful boat. It reminded me of when I ran my car up on the curb and scratched the bumper. You're just like Aarrrghh.

by Anonymousreply 98March 5, 2020 12:44 AM

I hate when a show teases something in the previews, then slides it into the next episode.

by Anonymousreply 99March 5, 2020 8:05 AM

I’m infer-Tyle

by Anonymousreply 100March 6, 2020 4:28 AM

Is Georgia a complete fuck up with the laundry? The third stew is Supposed to be all laundry all the time. I don’t blame the second stew for being pissed, she shouldn’t be involved with laundry at all.

Haha people complained the Hannah didn’t work enough. I haven’t seen Jenna do anything. Adam is way hot this season.

by Anonymousreply 101March 6, 2020 11:12 AM

This whole...the stews hate their jobs, is getting old.

by Anonymousreply 102March 6, 2020 11:52 AM

Three days work - $1500......I'll take it. Show me where the laundry room is.....

by Anonymousreply 103March 6, 2020 3:21 PM

These charter guests are the absolute worst. Why is Madison left to deal with then by herself while everyone else sleeps?

by Anonymousreply 104March 10, 2020 2:59 AM

That episode is enough to give obnoxious Long Island trust fund Guidos a bad name.

by Anonymousreply 105March 10, 2020 4:59 AM

So much for my original enthusiasm for this show. My happiness that we would see more boat acton than a fucking anchor is gone...because what did we see a lot of tonight, aside from not much?

A motherfucking anchor. My nemisis.

I despise this gang of bros, but I agree there should have been big fat snacks waiting for their return. How hard is it to make some huge subs, or pizza or burritos or other good post drank food waiting for their sadly inevitable return? A cheeseboard (a skimpy one at that)? Fuck that noise.

by Anonymousreply 106March 10, 2020 8:03 AM

Those bro hos were a hysterical stereotype. How much of a tip did they leave..

by Anonymousreply 107March 10, 2020 1:56 PM

I really like Paget. I want to go sailing with him......"sailing" meaning fucking.

by Anonymousreply 108March 10, 2020 2:14 PM

What was it Adam said at one point -- he mixed up the genders and made it personal and homoerotic.

by Anonymousreply 109March 10, 2020 2:22 PM

Paget is a good man. And Ciara sounds like she doesn't give a shit if girls flirt with him. I like Madison. Her clips are funny. Adam's giving Jenna blue balls. I would think he'd like Madison more than Jenna. I thought he went for blondes without horse faces. Oof. Those guests were a walking stereotype. I'm so embarrassed that I'm from Long Island.

by Anonymousreply 110March 17, 2020 2:48 AM

It didn’t talks long for Adam to reveal his true self. There’s a reason why he lives alone in a van.

The gal with the curly hair is boring. The Brit is annoying.

I’m sick of watching scenes of the boat being docked.

by Anonymousreply 111March 17, 2020 2:48 AM

Parker partying with the Bros. Hysterical.

by Anonymousreply 112March 17, 2020 2:49 AM

Those Long Island dbags were classic prototypes. Just a different world - yet 20 miles from NYC.

by Anonymousreply 113March 17, 2020 3:05 AM

This series made me realize how repetitive this show is.

by Anonymousreply 114March 17, 2020 3:38 AM

The D Bag Bro is just one of the many flavors of “demanding guests” hired by producers

Fussy gays, lecherous old guys, bitchy divas, drunk sluts, etc.

by Anonymousreply 115March 17, 2020 3:38 AM

This season kind of sucks.

by Anonymousreply 116March 17, 2020 5:20 AM

Love that Adam rejected Jenna. I can't stand either of them, but she put herself out there as a whore on television. Her poor parents.

by Anonymousreply 117March 17, 2020 12:28 PM

Now maybe Jenna will get her ass out of the galley and do a turn down or a load of laundry.....lazy bitch.

Paget needs some sun.......I hope he had on his sunscreen.....

by Anonymousreply 118March 17, 2020 1:47 PM

I want the shrimpy Captain to pound me, but he's not on camera much!

by Anonymousreply 119March 17, 2020 2:01 PM

hope the hot stud, blonde, leaves that bitchy gf with red hairs.....man she hard to take

by Anonymousreply 120March 17, 2020 2:35 PM

I like Byron too, YSMGH/R93. Parker is technically the hottest, but his vocal fry is annoying.

Captain Glenn is just so ... Canadian.

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by Anonymousreply 121March 17, 2020 2:42 PM

That woman THREW her vag at that guy ON CAMERA and got swatted away!

Gurl.....

by Anonymousreply 122March 17, 2020 2:53 PM

I'd like to take a whiff of Parker and Adam's bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 123March 17, 2020 3:05 PM

I’m so desperate for distraction I watched this last night. First, I don’t get boats. I don’t understand the attraction. Second, Jenna throwing down her pussy and being rejected was humiliating. Girl is seriously messed up. The sister being executed in a car in Detroit explains part of it - but my guess is a deeply screwed up family too.

by Anonymousreply 124March 17, 2020 3:24 PM

I’m with Parker on the bed-making brouhaha. A courtesy to others? Bitch, please. This ain’t no Architectural Digest shoot.

by Anonymousreply 125March 17, 2020 4:00 PM

Adam is such a cunt-tease.

by Anonymousreply 126March 17, 2020 4:00 PM

Parker should make a JO video

by Anonymousreply 127March 17, 2020 4:24 PM

The girl who offered her pussy on a platter and the girl with the murdered sister are two different girls

by Anonymousreply 128March 17, 2020 6:31 PM

Yeah murder sister girl is Madison...Jenna is the Chief Stew who threw her wet pussy at Adam and got rejected. Adam was never into her. Adam is also a sociopath.

by Anonymousreply 129March 17, 2020 7:12 PM

Parker get prissy with Pajet throwing F bombs out

by Anonymousreply 130March 17, 2020 7:15 PM

The only likeable ones are Paget, Madison, Georgia and the captain. Rest are annoying. Parkers cute but a whiner. Season is kind of boring.

by Anonymousreply 131March 17, 2020 8:37 PM

I’m convinced the producers told Adam to play up a romance. Otherwise, nothing would be going on. But he has his limits.

by Anonymousreply 132March 17, 2020 9:35 PM

I did not understand that whole with with Parker bitching and moaning about Pajet's fowl language. He's a fucking sailor!

He had to be complaining just to be a little bitch. He WANTED to bring down the mood.

by Anonymousreply 133March 17, 2020 9:38 PM

First Parker REFUSES to accommodate his bunkmate by making his bed. Then he DEMANDS that everyone honor his prudish language standards at dinner. That boy has been spoilt by his Mama.

by Anonymousreply 134March 17, 2020 9:46 PM

There's nothing that sets this show apart from the original Below Deck , except that once in a while they throw up some sails and the boat lists to one side.

Otherwise, it's just more of the same. And the cast is thoroughly unappealing, especially the Carol Kester lookalike chief stew.

I think this will be the first and last season of the show.

by Anonymousreply 135March 17, 2020 9:54 PM

Parker was just getting the others back for backing Adam in the "bed wars" that were going on earlier in the episode; it only made Parker look very immature to tell you the truth.

And yes r134, spoiled too.

by Anonymousreply 136March 18, 2020 12:20 AM

Parker has Jake Gyllenhaal vibes (doesn't do anything for me) but why is his skin so pallid? Especially his dark undereyes.

Other fans stalked chef Adam's IG. He and Jenna were vacationing/living together in his van after the season wrapped. I'm sure he could score prettier girls with the same slim bod.

Captain is such a sweet daddy but he makes for such boring tv. And he is totally Canadian. "Morning morning!"

by Anonymousreply 137March 18, 2020 3:26 AM

Ugh I want the Captain's muscular and leathered and pert titties!

How old is he? My guess is 45-55. He clearly has sun damaged skin, and is in good physical shape.

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by Anonymousreply 138March 18, 2020 3:29 AM

It started out so strong, and somehow has ended up less interesting than the shittiest episode of any season of Below Deck. How they fucked this up is beyond me. I've bitched about this before, but with each episode...sails? What sails? Ropes? What ropes? Let's show MORE ANCHOR! Every15 fucking minutes. I am fond of the captain, and have a bit of a crush on the engineer. The rest are just dullards. What a waste.

by Anonymousreply 139March 18, 2020 5:50 AM

I had high hopes for this season, as I love sailing, and sailboats. Bravo had to hire a few actual sailors to make the boat occasionally work, but the rest of the time it’s motoring, and watching the anchor go up and down. Bravo had to fill the boat with idiot trash who wouldn’t normally consider a sailing vacation, such a lost opportunity for an interesting look at a different form of yachting.

by Anonymousreply 140March 19, 2020 11:38 AM

Don’t understand sailing at all. Umm....we invented engines for a reason.

Anyway, the muscle head /douchebro guests made for some nice conflict. Why and how do guys like this go on a sailing vacation in the Mediterranean? Weird. Shouldn’t they be in Miami Beach? Or the Jersey Shore?

by Anonymousreply 141March 19, 2020 2:07 PM

Shhh...don't tell R141 that this all manufactured bullshit!

by Anonymousreply 142March 19, 2020 10:49 PM

They need to show the captain steering the boat while sitting on Parker’s lap riding his cock.

by Anonymousreply 143March 20, 2020 11:02 AM

R142 yea, I don’t know of many trust fund douche bros from longuyland either.

by Anonymousreply 144March 20, 2020 11:13 AM

R143 I'd rather take Cap backing up into Paget's thick meat. They must have more than 1 ft of heigh t difference!

by Anonymousreply 145March 20, 2020 11:23 PM

yum!

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by Anonymousreply 146March 20, 2020 11:26 PM

R146 Wow! He was a hot twunk when he was younger!

by Anonymousreply 147March 21, 2020 12:55 AM

Damn he really is sexy. I like his personality too. I want to see him angry. I'll bet he has a really long fuse and when it blows he's a wee hot fucker.

by Anonymousreply 148March 21, 2020 2:44 AM

Most trust fund kids are brought up to be somewhat more concerned with appearances.

by Anonymousreply 149March 21, 2020 8:32 PM

Oh Jenna...it's the same old adage....he's just not that into you!!!

by Anonymousreply 150March 24, 2020 1:04 AM

Jenna is annoying the fuck out of me on this episode.

GET OVER IT BITCH!!!!

by Anonymousreply 151March 24, 2020 2:05 AM

Adam, why did you start with that crazy woman? It's still going to end even more badly as the season goes on.....don't let her think there is even a ghost of a chance, buddy.

How lazy ARE Ciara and Madison.....JHC.......who doesn't put on shoes when you leave the boat?

I still want Parker and Paget to hook up......

by Anonymousreply 152March 24, 2020 1:58 PM

Jenna and Adam are currently a couple. Or at least they were hot and heavy for a while after filming wrapped.

How embarrassing for their family if they stay together and have kids. “Let’s watch the TV show where mommy and daddy met and mommy’s insatiable pussy was begging for daddy’s hard cock but he turned it down!”

by Anonymousreply 153March 24, 2020 2:29 PM

Yawn. I can't even be bothered to DVR this anymore, even during our pandemic.

by Anonymousreply 154March 24, 2020 4:30 PM

God, watching Jenna literally throwing herself at Adam is almost painful to watch.

I love the part where she's crying and says, "I don't understand why he doesn't wanna sleep with me." Honey, are there mirrors on that sailboat?

by Anonymousreply 155March 25, 2020 12:07 PM

I like Parker, but he's so immature and understands nothing about being diplomatic and respecting the chain of command. Paget needs to bend him over and show him who's boss.

by Anonymousreply 156March 25, 2020 12:08 PM

How could you like Parker? He’s a nightmare.

by Anonymousreply 157March 25, 2020 12:29 PM

R157 Parker's a hot little hunk who wants to do the right thing, which is kind of endearing. His problem is that he doesn't know how to go about it correctly. He needs to be disciplined, and I'd like to be the one doling out the punishment.

by Anonymousreply 158March 25, 2020 1:49 PM

The previews of episodes to come make it look there might - just might - be some good drama on the horizon.

Like I wonder which crew member smuggled the cocaine on board. I'm guessing Georgia. She looks like a coke whore.

by Anonymousreply 159March 25, 2020 1:51 PM

The cocaine will turn out to be baby powder. Don’t forget that this is a Bravo show.

by Anonymousreply 160March 25, 2020 2:02 PM

Adam's acting ...is horrible!

by Anonymousreply 161March 25, 2020 2:10 PM

Daniel's hot as hell, but he does have a sinister, sadistic side when it comes to sex. He tends to like it rough, and he seems to get off on punishing his partners, which is a total turn off for me.

What's interesting about him, though, is that the non-sexual side of his personality seems to be more reserved. In the SC video he does with Blake, they're outside on the beach in the beginning and Blake is starting to get all frisky with him, but Daniel seems nervous and is looking around. The camera guy asks him what's wrong, and he says, "We're in public! There are people around!"

Such a 180 from his bedroom personality, where he's loud and vocal and freaky and doesn't seem to care.

by Anonymousreply 162March 25, 2020 2:12 PM

R162 Sorry - wrong thread. ^

by Anonymousreply 163March 25, 2020 2:15 PM

Yes, the whole drug plotline is probably a red herring, but a girl's gotta have her dreams.

Can't wait for the episode with the old queen featuring Paget delivering him a cake in just his undies.

by Anonymousreply 164March 25, 2020 2:28 PM

Parker seems like a nice guy but is overly sure of himself and he's not all that smart. Dangerous combo. He was probably told he was great growing up..never disciplined. Typical entitled brat

by Anonymousreply 165March 25, 2020 3:05 PM

Parker is a narcissist who believes he is incapable of error. He cannot accept any criticism of any kind. As I said: A nightmare. Don’t be fooled by a pretty face.

by Anonymousreply 166March 25, 2020 3:31 PM

Don’t be fooled by a pretty face.

That explains why no one likes Jenna.

by Anonymousreply 167March 25, 2020 3:39 PM

Jenna doesn't have a pretty anything.

by Anonymousreply 168March 25, 2020 4:25 PM

Okay I'll say something nice about Jenna her eyes are kind of pretty. But her attitude is stank

by Anonymousreply 169March 25, 2020 4:39 PM

I'll give you stank!

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by Anonymousreply 170March 26, 2020 3:34 AM

Let’s watch them park the boat! Let’s watch them do laundry!

by Anonymousreply 171March 31, 2020 2:57 AM

Yeah, it's boring.

by Anonymousreply 172March 31, 2020 2:58 AM

Parker has a HUGE ego and he's dumb as a stump.

Also doesn't like being told what to do. Even by his BOSS.

by Anonymousreply 173March 31, 2020 3:06 AM

That awful song LOL

Tracy Chapman has nothing to worry about

by Anonymousreply 174March 31, 2020 3:29 AM

Adam and Jenna are GROSS

by Anonymousreply 175March 31, 2020 6:55 AM

This show is both predictable and fucking boring.

by Anonymousreply 176March 31, 2020 3:53 PM

Madison has to be the one on drugs.....classic symptoms ....

by Anonymousreply 177March 31, 2020 4:11 PM

Oh and I like the way Paget gets dressed with his fly open and his shorts flaps down.....classy

by Anonymousreply 178March 31, 2020 4:12 PM

Adam lives in a van because he’s on the run, right?

He tortured and killed small animals as a kid. It’s so obvious.

by Anonymousreply 179March 31, 2020 9:18 PM

Adam and Jenna are loathsome!

by Anonymousreply 180March 31, 2020 9:52 PM

I really hate all the women on this show. I wouldn’t want to spend five seconds with any of them.

by Anonymousreply 181April 1, 2020 2:54 AM

I’m beginning to think Parker may be a sociopath.

Ratings would improve if he goes postal.

by Anonymousreply 182April 1, 2020 5:22 AM

A massive Mary! plummet from such promise. Apparently, the producers had no clue what the fuck to do after the first two episodes except show the usual anchor/docking/cunty guest "drama". Adam and Marcia Wallace's "romance" is gross The other two stews have nothing to offer. I think it would have been interesting if they had filmed the first season when it was the Captain, the couple, and the hot engineer doing their thing while getting the boat ready for a season with tedious guests. I would have liked to see the day to day workings of a boat with that kind of "family crew" vibe thrown in, but what do I know?

by Anonymousreply 183April 1, 2020 7:25 AM

Where was the threesome and coke I was promised in last week’s preview?

by Anonymousreply 184April 1, 2020 11:34 AM

Georgia sings like every affected young female vocalist out there...I'm not sure what the style is but it is fucking annoying as hell.

by Anonymousreply 185April 1, 2020 12:01 PM

I am quickly losing interest in this series. All Jenna does is hang around Adam and mope, no matter how badly he treats her. She is very unlikeable. It's just off-putting watching her throw herself at Adam. He'll sleep with her after the last cruise and never think of her again.

The passengers are forgettable and the series is just missing that fun element that the other Below Deck shows have.

by Anonymousreply 186April 1, 2020 12:13 PM

R184 that was a preview of the rest of the season, not just for this week......

by Anonymousreply 187April 1, 2020 2:17 PM

I think Parker is the cokehead. Coked up frat douche...but still sexy. Explains his behavior. Those blonde hairy legs!

Now we know why ginger-wife did not mind the singer flirting with her husband...She was setting her up for the threesome!

by Anonymousreply 188April 1, 2020 4:52 PM

Jenna is ugly AND she is a slut......Adam found his excuse to run......HA!

Paget has a LOT of white on him......needs some sunscreen on him......

by Anonymousreply 189April 7, 2020 2:37 PM

Just read somewhere that Jenna is receiving more hate than anyone on Below Deck ever has experienced. I completely understand why. She's a dog and everyone else is incredibly boring.

by Anonymousreply 190April 7, 2020 3:00 PM

Paget looks like Brianne Of Tarth's twin brother

by Anonymousreply 191April 7, 2020 5:11 PM

It looks like next week we get to hear Parker ask Paget if he thinks it's weird that he is still breastfed by his mother.

by Anonymousreply 192April 7, 2020 8:56 PM

I think they are going to kill this series after this season. I can't imagine it going on like this; it's TERRIBLE.

by Anonymousreply 193April 7, 2020 11:17 PM

Usually the “it’s our day off so let’s get drunk and screw” episodes are fun but this crew is so fucking dull.

by Anonymousreply 194April 8, 2020 12:13 AM

I'm trying to figure out why it's so enjoyable to see Adam reject Jenna over and over again. Part of it is because she seems to really enjoy making other people miserable.

by Anonymousreply 195April 8, 2020 1:40 AM

Jenna... what a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 196April 8, 2020 3:30 AM

Adam is such a fucking psycho. Some psychos are funny or sexy or interesting but this guy is just a fucking psycho, nothing more. He needs a team of psychologists and a truckload of meds to keep him from strangling someone.

by Anonymousreply 197April 8, 2020 12:55 PM

Yup Adam is a total whackjob...he and Jenna deserve each other

by Anonymousreply 198April 8, 2020 2:23 PM

At least he can cook.

by Anonymousreply 199April 8, 2020 6:16 PM

Nothing is more whacked than those horrific eyebrows Jenna draws on her head.

by Anonymousreply 200April 8, 2020 6:46 PM

Adam's psycho look when Jenna talked about her ex... yikes. I've never been so scared.

by Anonymousreply 201April 8, 2020 8:38 PM

Surprised to see Parker crying.

by Anonymousreply 202April 8, 2020 9:11 PM

Adam is the kind of guy who doesn’t cook for his family and friends because he’s “off the clock” and sneers, “Do you want to do YOUR job for free???”

He can just barely contain himself from blurting out, “You couldn’t appreciate my cooking anyway!”

by Anonymousreply 203April 8, 2020 9:31 PM

Adam looks like he smells really bad.

by Anonymousreply 204April 8, 2020 9:36 PM

So, everything think Parker is getting fired? He's acting like such a shit head I would have fired him a long time ago.

by Anonymousreply 205April 14, 2020 7:40 PM

OMG Parker is such a little brat...he was obviously told that he was brilliant, talented and never wrong by his parents.

by Anonymousreply 206April 14, 2020 9:47 PM

Jenna is still a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 207April 15, 2020 12:20 AM

Adam is hot but def. tiny meat!

by Anonymousreply 208April 15, 2020 12:28 AM

R208, no one on this show is hot. Captain Glenn is the "hottest" and he's ancient and not desirable to young twinks. This is part of the reason why it fails, although it fails on a few different levels.

by Anonymousreply 209April 15, 2020 2:18 AM

How could Glenn not fire Parker after that performance? The kid is disordered.

by Anonymousreply 210April 15, 2020 6:14 AM

Note how Parker talks to his ex-gf as if she is his mommy. The breastfeeding joke wounds because it’s sort of true.

by Anonymousreply 211April 15, 2020 6:16 AM

I've changed my mind about Parker. I felt for him at the beginning of the show, but now I think he's just a spoiled brat with the maturity level of a 13-year old. He needs to go.

I haven't changed my mind about Jenna, though. She's a miserable, hideous cunt.

The only people I like on the show are Byron and Captain Glenn.

by Anonymousreply 212April 15, 2020 11:35 AM

Jenna seems seriously damaged. Adam is seriously damaged...they should make better TV.

by Anonymousreply 213April 15, 2020 12:26 PM

R213 Jenna is all false bravado covering up an extremely insecure person.

If she had any self respect and self esteem, she'd have said "no thanks" to Adam after he went all psycho when he found out she fucked some other guy. Instead, she hovered around him like a sick puppy dog until he finally came around, and she melted like butter when he apologized.

"Oh, that's okay. Treat me like shit, then ask for forgiveness. I love it when you treat me like shit. Do it again."

Dumb bitch.

by Anonymousreply 214April 15, 2020 12:33 PM

Goodbye, Parker. I have worked with so many guys like him and it's exhausting. They don't listen, have NO self-awareness, and are NEVER wrong in their eyes.....

Paget has a lot of patience - he could probably break Parker into little pieces without much effort.

by Anonymousreply 215April 15, 2020 2:28 PM

At least Jenna has the self-awareness to know she wants to be treated badly.

by Anonymousreply 216April 15, 2020 5:42 PM

Parker needs to go. That boy has some growing up to do.

But Jenna still is a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 217April 20, 2020 12:01 AM

Wow Jenna is nasty. Kate and Hanner are fun to hate but Jenna is just....awful. I hope that she is gone if this show gets a second season.

by Anonymousreply 218April 20, 2020 12:31 AM

Spank me daddy Glenn and his tight weathered body.

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by Anonymousreply 219April 20, 2020 12:31 AM

I will even accept Glenn's Canadian accent.

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by Anonymousreply 220April 20, 2020 12:35 AM

Jenna is even a sloppy drunk. She's not funny either. Does she have any good qualities?

by Anonymousreply 221April 20, 2020 3:44 AM

Yes, R221, she can eat olives straight from the jar.

by Anonymousreply 222April 20, 2020 5:07 AM

Well good for Parker. I hope he's a better husband than he was a deckhand.

He really needs to get that temper of his under control.

by Anonymousreply 223April 21, 2020 2:05 AM

Jenna is trying to be like Kate and making fun of the guests during her talking heads. It's not working. At all. Oh and she's still a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 224April 21, 2020 2:45 AM

I bet that new deckhand has a major mean streak somewhere deep inside.

by Anonymousreply 225April 21, 2020 2:47 AM

I'm just catching Kate Chastain's commentary while watching this borefest for "the first time." I have to say that it is almost as boring as the underlying show, and she's quick-witted. This thing has no future.

by Anonymousreply 226April 21, 2020 3:59 AM

Parker’s problems go far deeper than his temper. He’s a narcissist, and not half as smart as he thinks he is.

by Anonymousreply 227April 21, 2020 5:20 AM

Jenna should have to clean up the Master cabin by herself......

by Anonymousreply 228April 21, 2020 3:28 PM

Jenna is such a bitch and ugly to boot, don't see why Adam is so into her.

by Anonymousreply 229April 21, 2020 3:32 PM

I think Byron is hot, even with his skinny little body.

by Anonymousreply 230April 21, 2020 3:33 PM

Parker has been fawned over and treated like a flawless prince his entire life and now he’s learning that the outside world is not delighted and a roused by his every utterance. Instead of being introspective (he never learned how), he is angry at the world for being “too dumb” to appreciate his awesomeness.

Sigh. I know the type well. Spoiled brats with terrible parents.

by Anonymousreply 231April 21, 2020 3:54 PM

Jenna looks like a cunty witch.

by Anonymousreply 232April 21, 2020 11:24 PM

Fucking in the master suite is like fucking in the boss’s office. Never a good idea.

I can see a showdown between Chis and Adam.

by Anonymousreply 233April 21, 2020 11:36 PM

Any "showdown" that Adam is involved in will consist of dirty looks and nasty comments behind backs. Adam isn't a man, he's an angry child.

by Anonymousreply 234April 21, 2020 11:47 PM

I can’t believe Adam and Jenna seem to think they have some right to sleep in the master, so unprofessional.

by Anonymousreply 235April 22, 2020 12:09 AM

I just really want Adam to dump Jenna a few more times before the season ends. She seems to like looking like a foolish whore on television

by Anonymousreply 236April 22, 2020 12:14 AM

Bravo seems so hellbent on promoting Rhylee Gerber and her “I’m the victim!” and “Why are men so mean to me?” campaign that I’m surprised the production company didn’t hire her as the replacement deckhand. She’d make mincemeat of Paget and steal her fellow psychopath Adam away from Jenna.

by Anonymousreply 237April 22, 2020 12:48 PM

R237 that would have saved this show!!! And I despise Rhylee.

by Anonymousreply 238April 22, 2020 1:02 PM

Or she would have stolen Paget and made mincemeat out of Adam. It both to both.

by Anonymousreply 239April 22, 2020 1:03 PM

It would have solidified her status as a human trainwreck. Thank goodness she herself doesn’t have any issues. It’s the rest of the world that has problems. Ha.

by Anonymousreply 240April 22, 2020 1:29 PM

I don't think I could have tolerated Rhylee AND Jenna in the same show.....clueless bitch overload.....

by Anonymousreply 241April 22, 2020 3:45 PM

As soon as the new guy started banging on about his sailing experience and his love of sailing, I was all, "BORRRIIIIIINNNNNGGG!"

Where are the violent, sex-crazed drunks? Doesn't this show know what its audience wants to see?

by Anonymousreply 242April 22, 2020 4:20 PM

R242. You can’t really fake it on a sailboat like you can on a power yacht. They pretty much need people with actual experience sailing, and not IG influencers.

by Anonymousreply 243April 22, 2020 11:57 PM

Looks like psycho Adam is gonna have another Jenna meltdown again next week. I can't wait to see that nasty cunt Jenna get dumped and fall apart.

Then I hope Madison says to her, "Yachting is a cut throat industry. If you can't take it, you should quit."

by Anonymousreply 244April 23, 2020 11:19 AM

Parker was an immature asshole but he was also the ONLY interesting thing about this show.

I'm done. Not even going to bother taping it tonight.

by Anonymousreply 245April 28, 2020 12:33 AM

They need to show more of the locations and less of the crew. More events, more splendor, less fake soap opera drama.

by Anonymousreply 246April 28, 2020 12:59 AM

Bahahaha Jenna was begging Adam to stay with her. He fucked her, got mad at her, then left.

I don't know which was worse, that or the guest who proposed on the beach and got turned down.

by Anonymousreply 247April 28, 2020 3:42 AM

Hahahaha, Jenna got played again!

Paget is thirsty for Georgia....and now Chris has her!

HOWEVER the show was saved by the shot of Paget jumping face down on the tender!

by Anonymousreply 248April 28, 2020 12:36 PM

"Oh, GOD, I hope we don't run into Parker...."

Why is Jenna so fucking terrible?

I love how Adam immediately launches into Jenna ("fuck off!") immediately after nutting in her cootch. Is afterglow out of style with the kids these days? I hope that there's a reunion so that they can explain their strange mating rituals.

by Anonymousreply 249April 28, 2020 12:43 PM

Sad Jenna. She will spend the rest of her life pining over Adam. Once the season is over, he will never think of her again.

by Anonymousreply 250April 28, 2020 7:08 PM

R250, someone said they ended up staying together (living in his van, I think) after the season ended, so this was all for show and it is still the most boring thing ever.

by Anonymousreply 251April 28, 2020 9:47 PM

What is it about Jenna that makes her so goddamn cunty? Is it her grating voice, her missing upper lip, her equine teeth, her painted on eyebrows, her misguided belief that she's some kind of yachting goddess? All of the above?

I've never wanted so badly for someone to fall off their throne and crash face first - HARD - since Trump was elected.

by Anonymousreply 252April 29, 2020 12:33 PM

If that blonde bimbo "influencer" doesn't wanna marry that big, dumb muscle hunk, I'll gladly console him.

by Anonymousreply 253April 29, 2020 12:33 PM

Tip - $12,700......LOL she's not influencing many folks.

by Anonymousreply 254April 29, 2020 1:23 PM

'Influencer' guests looked like Dollar Store Tamras---they definitely have Bravo Housewife Aspirations. Jenky Jesse wants to ride some beach cover-up coattails into a TV Fame Life...But, he's clearly just set decoration for the photos and does not have the CA$H, Investments and Toys needed to land the primary.

Major blow it: Borrowing a tacky ring to propose. Could've just asked & promised to take her ring shopping, even though that would definitely be a disaster.

by Anonymousreply 255April 29, 2020 3:07 PM

^^^^Well said. Granted, Jesse is no Rhodes scholar, but he could do better than "influencer" Cyndiii (or whatever her name was).

Also, I loved how Jenna got super-excited that the Dollar Store Tamras (™R255) thought Adam was hot.

by Anonymousreply 256April 29, 2020 3:21 PM

And how unprofessional of Jenna to act like some teenage twat and say to the bimbos, "Adam and I are dating."

Oh, for fuck's sake.

by Anonymousreply 257April 29, 2020 3:24 PM

He’s just after her influence.

by Anonymousreply 258April 29, 2020 4:23 PM

Something tells me Jesse has had man on man experience...

by Anonymousreply 259April 29, 2020 7:41 PM

Of course Jenna told the influencers that she's dating Adam! It was the cunty thing to do!

by Anonymousreply 260April 30, 2020 3:09 AM

Well....Paget looked pretty damned hung in those briefs.

by Anonymousreply 261May 5, 2020 2:00 AM

And Jenna looked like a cunt. But that's nothing new.

by Anonymousreply 262May 5, 2020 2:44 AM

I heard Glenn y was sailing in 24 knot wind. Glenny is on wwhl with Adam now. And I missed Glenny's IG Live with Sandy today!

by Anonymousreply 263May 5, 2020 3:36 AM

The shots of Adam slowly and methodically sharpening a butcher knife freaked me out. It was creepy foreshadowing to a possible murder which never happened. Yet.

by Anonymousreply 264May 5, 2020 3:37 AM

Adam is a total psycho

by Anonymousreply 265May 5, 2020 11:57 AM

I thought the listing said Adam and Jenna on WWHL - but it turned out to be Adam and Glen.....I'm sure it was a better show - did anyone watch?

by Anonymousreply 266May 5, 2020 3:46 PM

Paget's fatty kid pics were cute......and yes he did look nice in his briefs.

by Anonymousreply 267May 5, 2020 3:47 PM

After acting like a total dick to her, Adam asked cunty Jenna to drive off with him in his van after the last charter. How romantic.

by Anonymousreply 268May 5, 2020 5:29 PM

Btw, is there a thread on the new show Camp Getaway? I watched the first episode and I'm not hating it.

by Anonymousreply 269May 5, 2020 5:32 PM

Beware Jenna those knives are sharp!

by Anonymousreply 270May 5, 2020 5:39 PM

Jenna is insufferable, but she didn't deserve psycho Adam's verbal abuse. That was unsettling to listen to.

by Anonymousreply 271May 5, 2020 5:42 PM

jenna, you are too cunty. tell us about your father's cancer!

by Anonymousreply 272May 5, 2020 8:26 PM

The cancer lady is trying too hard to be cheerful. It’s creepy.

by Anonymousreply 273May 5, 2020 8:40 PM

The LAST thing anyone with cancer wants to hear from a stranger is how he dealt with cancer or struggled with a loved one who had the disease.....stop inject yourself into my situation.....it doesn't help....JENNA! Especially the way you did it.

Same thing with people who talk to survivors at funerals about how THEY dealt with a loss in THEIR lives.....it's not about YOU, fool.

by Anonymousreply 274May 5, 2020 9:04 PM

*injecting*

And Paget certainly keeps giving Georgia that thirsty look......

by Anonymousreply 275May 5, 2020 9:05 PM

The show is boring

by Anonymousreply 276May 5, 2020 9:27 PM

I loved it when Jenna said she loves to make people laugh. I have yet to see her make anyone laugh. She's really good at making everyone miserable, though.

by Anonymousreply 277May 6, 2020 2:11 AM

Jenna is a dumb ass

by Anonymousreply 278May 6, 2020 2:57 AM

Would it have killed her to get excited over the flowers?

by Anonymousreply 279May 6, 2020 5:24 AM

[r274] YES! What is up with these kind of people?

by Anonymousreply 280May 6, 2020 6:30 AM

That woman is probably dead now and Jenna had to refocus everything on her. What a cunt!

by Anonymousreply 281May 6, 2020 11:53 AM

Best moment of the show - Jenna writing all her "love notes," putting them in a Ziploc bag and handing them to Adam, and Adam putting them on the shelf.

There are few things more satisfying than a desperately insecure Jenna being humiliated while the cameras roll!

by Anonymousreply 282May 6, 2020 11:58 AM

I don't know which one of them is more psychotic, Adam for letting cunty Jenna affect his mood for the entire charter, or cunty Jenna for being humiliated yet again on TV.

by Anonymousreply 283May 6, 2020 1:08 PM

Can Bravo stop trying to make Adam happen. He's an asshole with severe issues...and not the kind that make for good television. This show should be the last time we see that weirdo until the inevitable Dateline special and SVU reenactment.

by Anonymousreply 284May 6, 2020 5:06 PM

Adam is so unlikable but he does make good looking food.

by Anonymousreply 285May 6, 2020 6:06 PM

Food made with HATE! Cancer lady probably dropped dead from it when she stepped off the boat!

by Anonymousreply 286May 6, 2020 6:13 PM

Bravo just released the teaser for the new season of Below Deck Med. Once again, we can watch Hanner throw herself at a sweet, good looking guy who ends up hating her. So soon enough we will all have forgotten these bores on the sailboat.

by Anonymousreply 287May 7, 2020 1:06 AM

Hanner is getting a bit long in the tooth.

by Anonymousreply 288May 7, 2020 1:44 AM

so happy that you all hate Jenna as much as I do

by Anonymousreply 289May 8, 2020 9:42 PM

R289 Everybody hates Jenna, even the guy who's fucking her.

by Anonymousreply 290May 8, 2020 9:46 PM

Jenna is a cunt!

by Anonymousreply 291May 9, 2020 1:53 PM

Jenna makes Kate look like Shirley Temple.

by Anonymousreply 292May 9, 2020 2:18 PM

Jenna makes Kate look like Shirley Temple.

by Anonymousreply 293May 9, 2020 2:18 PM

In case you didn't hear me the first time.

by Anonymousreply 294May 9, 2020 2:18 PM

Jenna makes Kate look like Mother Theresa.

by Anonymousreply 295May 9, 2020 2:19 PM

Jenna makes Deb Messing look like Mother Teresa.

by Anonymousreply 296May 9, 2020 2:29 PM

Jenna makes Jenna Jameson look like Mother Theresa.

by Anonymousreply 297May 9, 2020 2:34 PM

Jenna looks like Mother Theresa

In the mirror.

by Anonymousreply 298May 9, 2020 2:53 PM

Jenna can't look at herself in the mirror because they all break. Because she's such a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 299May 9, 2020 3:39 PM

Jenna is a saint

by Anonymousreply 300May 9, 2020 5:48 PM

R300 Thanks for checking in, Jenna.

by Anonymousreply 301May 9, 2020 7:27 PM

Is Paget for rent online yet? Asking for a friend.

by Anonymousreply 302May 9, 2020 9:22 PM

Saint Cuntina, r300

by Anonymousreply 303May 9, 2020 11:40 PM

Looking for a roommate, call me, Jenna.

by Anonymousreply 304May 10, 2020 3:23 PM

Rhylee looks like a minicunt compared to Jenna the maxicunt.

by Anonymousreply 305May 10, 2020 7:12 PM

This fucking guitar strumming and singing duo shit was beyond annoying. I cannot stand that chick's voice or her derivative music.

This show did get worse and worse after a promising beginning. Adam and that Chief Stew are horrid human beings. Just ICKY people.

Ultimately not a very good cast.

by Anonymousreply 306May 10, 2020 10:51 PM

Georgia singing is so generationally affected she sounds like that bitch who sang that horrid song Issues.

by Anonymousreply 307May 11, 2020 1:32 PM

With that voice, the best Georgia can aspire to is singing the theme song to a commercial for whole grain cereal.

by Anonymousreply 308May 11, 2020 2:12 PM

I would buy that cereal.

by Anonymousreply 309May 11, 2020 2:37 PM

It’s devolved into the Jenna and Adam show now...yuk!

by Anonymousreply 310May 12, 2020 1:17 AM

I will laugh if his dumb show serves as the launch pad for making Georgia a singing star in the US

by Anonymousreply 311May 12, 2020 1:35 AM

So Paget says he knew when he stripped down to serve dessert that he'd have a lot more male admirers. "And I have," he says. LOL. On shore he's not that hot. On the boat he's practically the best of the bunch.

by Anonymousreply 312May 12, 2020 2:17 AM

I’d be surprised and disappointed if there was a season 2 of this shit show.

by Anonymousreply 313May 12, 2020 2:25 AM

Jenna is so beautiful. I’m so happy for her. Captain Glenn—don’t you believe in love? Georgia—how dare you want to throw cold water all over passion? You’re all just jealous.

by Anonymousreply 314May 12, 2020 5:59 AM

What did Georgia tell Ciara? She was upset. Paget is fucking around with someone else?

by Anonymousreply 315May 19, 2020 2:03 AM

Georgia told Ciara that she had a crush on Paget. She's that ho over there.

Looks like the Captain is going to go through the charter guest's (Billy) luggage looking for coke and not finding any.

by Anonymousreply 316May 19, 2020 2:16 AM

r316 Thanks. I would have thought that was already assumed, which is why I thought she mentioned someone else, but I guess Georgia let the bomb drop? That's a bit evil.

by Anonymousreply 317May 19, 2020 2:24 AM

Another stellar episode for Our Girl Jenna! Looking good, sounding good, behaving good. She should have her own show.

by Anonymousreply 318May 19, 2020 4:44 AM

Accusing a guest of drug possession probably doesn’t do wonders for the tip

by Anonymousreply 319May 19, 2020 4:44 AM

I'm excited for Below Deck Med, June 6th. These shows are like little vacations.

by Anonymousreply 320May 19, 2020 11:42 AM

Jenna was the cuntiest of her cunty self so far this season.

This bitch is unreal. "Where are people supposed to be able to show affection?" Shut the fuck up, you miserable twat.

by Anonymousreply 321May 20, 2020 1:27 AM

And it’s happily ever after for our Jenna. When’s the wedding?

by Anonymousreply 322May 26, 2020 3:10 PM

I was hoping Georgia would ask Jenna who has bullied her? It was a sweet ending..I felt for Georgia and her love of Paget. We've all been there.

by Anonymousreply 323May 26, 2020 6:21 PM

Maybe they will create a show about Jenna and Adam living in his van.

by Anonymousreply 324May 26, 2020 6:50 PM

Do we have ratings information on this show yet? I have to believe the ratings are terrible. Poor Captain Glen.

by Anonymousreply 325May 26, 2020 6:54 PM

R324 No one would watch that unless the finale involves Adam throwing Jenna out of the van as it travels down the highway at 65 miles per hour.

by Anonymousreply 326May 26, 2020 9:57 PM

R326 After she finished tumbling she'd hop up like the Terminator and come chasing after the van while shouting for him to stop closing himself off emotionally to her.

by Anonymousreply 327May 27, 2020 9:23 AM

Jenna was a cunt right up to the end of the season, wasn't she? I'm glad the other stews called her on her shit and basically just rolled their eyes.

I doubt this show will get a second season, but I did like Captain Glenn and Byron. Maybe they can move over to one of the other Below Deck shows.

by Anonymousreply 328May 27, 2020 11:59 AM

They are not going to give up a sailing yacht.

by Anonymousreply 329May 27, 2020 3:07 PM

I bet they would if the price was right.

by Anonymousreply 330May 27, 2020 4:00 PM

The horrible thing about Jenna - and Adam is they were plotting together how to torture the stews. I mean that is truly unprofessional behavior. They're both cunts.

by Anonymousreply 331May 27, 2020 4:02 PM

The preview of the reunion show looks good, what with Jenna sobbing from her couch.

by Anonymousreply 332May 31, 2020 12:13 PM

Jenna had her saggy tits hanging out at the reunion, crying her eyes out, trying to get us to feel sorry for her. Still a cunt.

Of course, Adam the asshole has already dumped her ass.

Poor Byron - he barely spoke a word during the reunion.

by Anonymousreply 333June 3, 2020 1:44 AM

I think the only reason Byron was part of the cast us that he shared a cabin with Glenn.

by Anonymousreply 334June 3, 2020 4:39 AM

Jenna is still a cunt. She obviously had her sights set on Adam from the beginning because she watched Below Deck Med.

by Anonymousreply 335June 3, 2020 11:46 AM
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