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Proven Cures For Coronavirus

Hoping all the scientists of DL can make sure that the rest of us know about the proven cures that the government isn’t telling us.

I’ll start: my sister’s cousin who is dating a doctor told me that if someone that doesn’t have it pees on me that I’ll be cured if I have it. I’ve decided to save up a bottle of pee in my refrigerator so I’ll have it as soon a symptoms set in.

by Anonymousreply 21April 14, 2020 5:40 PM

If you shoot yourself in the head, I will guarantee you will not die from the virus.

by Anonymousreply 1February 2, 2020 2:43 AM

Vitamin C 1g spaced out, Zinc basic dosage and 5-10k/mg of Vitamin D a day.

by Anonymousreply 2April 14, 2020 4:47 AM

coffee and a cigarette

by Anonymousreply 3April 14, 2020 4:54 AM

Ma says that if you puts a knife under the bed, it cuts the pain in two.

by Anonymousreply 4April 14, 2020 4:58 AM

Mama said if you puts a knife under the bed it cut the pain..

by Anonymousreply 5April 14, 2020 5:05 AM

If you put a knife under your chin, it cuts your throat.

by Anonymousreply 6April 14, 2020 5:11 AM

That's gross, OP. I'm sure you can find someone to pee on you.

by Anonymousreply 7April 14, 2020 5:38 AM

Copper! Covid cannot live on copper. Time to make a mask out of old pennies.

by Anonymousreply 8April 14, 2020 5:52 AM

Coca Cola taken rectally.

by Anonymousreply 9April 14, 2020 6:01 AM

Oppa itu panggilan ke kakak laki laki dalam bahasa Korea.

by Anonymousreply 10April 14, 2020 6:04 AM

Toxin-magnet patches will suck it right out of the button of the foots.

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by Anonymousreply 11April 14, 2020 6:11 AM

[quote] Toxin-magnet patches will suck it right out of the button of the foots.

It's feets.

by Anonymousreply 12April 14, 2020 6:13 AM

Tea tree oil

by Anonymousreply 13April 14, 2020 6:58 AM

Apply Vicks VapoRub onto the feet while burning Palo Santo Yucatan incense.

by Anonymousreply 14April 14, 2020 7:16 AM

[quote] Proven Cures For Coronavirus

Doing the opposite of what Donald Trump suggests.

by Anonymousreply 15April 14, 2020 9:26 AM

White vinegar.

by Anonymousreply 16April 14, 2020 9:57 AM

Orange Hostess cupcakes

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by Anonymousreply 17April 14, 2020 9:59 AM

Windex

by Anonymousreply 18April 14, 2020 12:52 PM

Cocaine

by Anonymousreply 19April 14, 2020 4:21 PM

Once his colleagues at EvergreenHealth realized they had run out of options, they called Swedish Medical Center, one of two Seattle hospitals that has a machine known as an ECMO, which replaces the functions of the heart and lungs.

But even after the hospital admitted him, doctors there had to figure out why he was so profoundly sick.

Based on the astronomical level of inflammation in his body and reports written by Chinese and Italian physicians who had treated the sickest COVID-19 patients, the doctors came to believe that it was not the disease itself killing him but his own immune system.

It had gone haywire and began to attack itself — a syndrome known as a “cytokine storm.”

The immune system normally uses proteins called cytokines as weapons in fighting a disease. For unknown reasons in some COVID-19 patients, the immune system first fails to respond quickly enough and then floods the body with cytokines, destroying blood vessels and filling the lungs with fluid.

The doctors tried a drug called Actemra, which was designed to treat rheumatoid arthritis but also approved in 2017 to treat cytokine storms in cancer patients.

“Our role was to quiet the storm,” said Dr. Samuel Youssef, a cardiac surgeon. “Dr. Padgett was able to clear the virus” once his immune system was back in balance.

Dr. Matt Hartman, a cardiologist, said that after four days on the immunosuppressive drug, supplemented by high-dose vitamin C and other therapies, the level of oxygen in Padgett’s blood improved dramatically. On March 23, doctors were able to take him off life support.

Four days later, they removed his breathing tube.

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by Anonymousreply 20April 14, 2020 4:49 PM

Silver!

by Anonymousreply 21April 14, 2020 5:40 PM
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