Taylor Swift Claims She Didn’t Eat a Burrito Until She Was 26 Years Old

Is burrito a euphemism for pussy?

When was her first kiss then?

Taylor, nobody who hasn't eaten a burrito until 26 can be woke. It's just not possible.

back in the late 80's we used to go to 7 Eleven at 3 am and heat up a burrito. Good times.

I doubt she still has.

To be fair, she only eats at Chick-Fil-A and Cracker Barrel and they don't serve anything Mexican.

I ate my first burrito at 27.

Stop the presses.

I guess she's not talking about the "Cats" movie much anymore. So this is the best she can come up with?

But she was eating pussy years earlier. 😛😸🦋🐍

I’m 50 and I have NEVER eaten a burrito. So I don’t think it’s so shocking.

Why would anyone care what Taylor Swift says?

I am 68 and I have never eaten a burrito and guessing I never will.

I had a boss who was in his 60's who had never eaten a burrito. We were ordered out and he said he would try one, I sort of laughed and he yelled "don't make fun of me.." I was gobsmacked he had never had a burrito.

Oh please, she's probably lived on 500 calories a day for the last 20 years!

Burritos don't fit in the world of thinspirational perfectionists.

[quote]I am 68 and I have never eaten a burrito

How sad...

I didn't eat a burrito until I went to college, and it was served in the cafeteria. I'm 56. I grew up in New York. Didn't experience Mexican food until after college.

The equivalent to a burrito for a guy my age who grew up in the area I did would be a slice of pizza or a knish.

Her parents probably discouraged fast food. Apart from ordering a pizza pie once in a while, so did mine.

Nothing to clutch your pearls about here. Move on to the next tempest in a teapot.

r17 oh but she's been talking all week about her eating disorder, people are bound to wonder

I ate my first burrito at 19 or 20 probably. But then we don't really have Mexican immigrants where I live. Maybe 5 of them, but not enough for Mexican food to be a thing you find in every single city.

It could happen. I had a friend who didn’t try pie until he was around 30.

Burritos are gross.

Burritos were not popular until the early 80's.

Thanks, R18. I didn't know.

I think we know what kind of secret code she’s using. Keep your ‘burrito’ far from me, Taylor!

This just goes to confirm my nickname for her, Taylor Not-so-Swift.

People from California assume everyone likes Mexican food and avocadoes on everything.

I grew up in Michigan where wet burritos are really popular and it was a pretty white bread area so it's not because of migrants. So I can't imagine not trying one sooner. Her mama is heavy so Taylor probably was careful about what she ate.

[Quote] People from California assume everyone likes Mexican food and avocadoes on everything.

They're not alone.

I believe Miss Priss. Is anybody shocked by this?

I am a native Texan and I never ate a burrito until I lived in a shitty Northeastern state. There is no reason to eat such a thing.

I’m 36 and never had a burrito. They just look and smell disgusting.

Well I've never eaten a snail, a stuffed pepper, or a Whopper burger.

They just don't sound appealing, and the world is full of food I like! Why should I bother.

She's clearly a Taco girl.