Whassup, home skillet?

My mailman calls me “pumpkin.” I find it overly familiar. We only had sex a few times, and he never even took his shoe off.

Home skillet? Really, OP?

Are you supposed to be in this neighborhood?

Anything that was originally written for a sitcom and then became a part of the common language. E.g. how you doin’?, did I do that?, wasssup etc. etc. (I’m sure are more modern ones, but I’m an EG, so...). 😀

OP He probably calls you that because you've got leftover breakfast skillet on your muumuu

My favorite waiter in my neighborhood diner used to call all men King.

It kind of made me feel like a German Shepherd.

[italic]”What’ll it be, King?”

Whussup HOMESLICE?

Funny, R7. Sometimes he will mix it up and say Hometown.

I actually find Home Skillet endearing - because it’s so weird / oddball. “Homie” would be irritating - but something as weird and random as home skillet is funny.

Hey dude!

There are worse things to be called, OP.

R5 you win the DL day with that one! Hahaha!

[quote]he never even took his shoe off.

Your mailman is an amputee?

He’s very sensitive, R13. Please pretend you didn’t notice.

The Fraulein daughter of my Boss always calls me “dude”, like she’s trying to be cool with the staff lesbian (presumptive, we don’t all use slang like that) and desperately to obscure the obvious fact that she’s a hopelessly stupid & dorky stroller-roller. She’s also keen on saying “-man” at the end of sentences, presumably in some sort of imitation of the deadbeat college boy who knocked her up the first time.

I know some folks hate "boss" but I kind of like it.

R16, I don't mind Boss.

Saying "Dawg," however, was an epidemic amongst guys my age for quite awhile..

As a cop, it used to irritate the hell out of me when one of the older maintenance guys would say to me, "hey, good-lookin', whatcha got cookin'?" each and every time he'd see me. He never said this to anyone else. This was in the days when gay cops didn't dare to come out at work, and I had no idea if he was gay or what his problem was, or even if he perceived I was gay.

R18, maybe he was hitting on you.

[quote][R18], maybe he was hitting on you.

That's the thing—I couldn't tell at all. That's all he ever did. To add to the confusion, he wasn't the brightest light on the Christmas tree, so he was kind of hard to read.

I get called "honey" a lot.

Men are always calling me pumpkintits.

My late husband used to (along other, better endearments) call me "sheep dip."

I'd remind him what "sheep dip" is, and he'd just say that he thought it sounded cute.

You miss the stupidest things after someone dies.

Home skillet,Home slice,Home stain ,Home boy are all old prison slang from decades ago . How old is your neighbor Op ?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Not to mention; Home O

To piggy back off of this conversation-- saying that drives me nuts, and I'm a fan of colloquialisms, too.

R24 He's a younger guy, about 30. I'm 48.

It means he wants to cut you up in little pieces and cook you for breakfast

People that use the word "cringey."

Hey Hoss!

Wsssup saggy udders?

Can i pick your brain?

I get called "Floyd". My name is Michelle.

I make it easy and just call everyone Toots.

"Easy peasy lemon squeezy"

Bro or Brah are the worst

"My bad."

Wassup, meatball!

"Home skillet" is so ridiculous I think I'd love it if I had a cheesy neighbor who called me that. Would make me laugh.

I used to work across the street from the projects, and once I took a walk in that locale and somebody yelled out "Hey, Old School!" The gentleman who hailed me was obviously attempting to engage me in a transaction that would have required that I procure illegal intoxicants in exchange for cash.

I call everyone "darling".

"You do you."

I had a friend who was a 35-year-old female who called everybody sweetie! Even complete strangers, like a waiter. It drove me nuts!

R43, is she southern?

I think "zero fucks to give" is moronic.

Where do you all live? Wayward Pines? Twin Peaks?

It's good to have name to call so you don't have to remember all the names.

*hugs r23*

I see this particularly cringe worthy expression around the DL all the time: straight guys love the homosex.

My sister is called Juliet, so guess what people called ME, my entire childhood ?

When you thank someone for a service and they cheerily say, “No Problem!”.

It’s alluding to that perhaps you were a problem that was averted by them and has a negative context perhaps there are more problems ahead.

[quote] My sister is called Juliet, so guess what people called ME, my entire childhood ?

Bill? Like Bill Shakespeare?

Good Morning Sports Fans!

An executive where I used to work said this EVERY morning when he walked into the office. He was very Ted Baxter.

‘What’s wrong with you, are you high or something?’

No. Ok, well, a little bit.

No R44. It sounded condescending to me.

People who say totes.

That’s totes adorable! No it’s not. Please kill me with a knife.

I love totes adorable as an expression! Then again I suppose that I've got some sarcasm loaded in there when I use it.

R13 I love you. Marry me.

R51 I hate 'no problem' --- a thread needs to be started about whatever happened to You're Welcome!

We had an extremely long thread about that one, r59.

I wonder if neighbors called Dr. Kevorkian “home killit”.

R60 Thanks! I'll look it up...

According to the Urban Dictionary Homeskillet is not an enduring term.

[quote] Home Skillet is a proper noun used to describe a caucasian male from rural areas who thinks he posses the same street cred as an afro-american from the "hood". This individual may be seen wearing a wave cap and a flat billed hat. The subject may also be witnessed wearing Urban apparel, gold chains, and talking in Eubonics. This term is said to have been originated in Southwestern Kansas by Mr. J. L. Wiser whilst making fun of said individual "homeskillet". AKA: Wigger

Um, anyone can add entries to urban dictionary. They’re not definitive.

OP, The 90s called. They want their Lodge back.

So it's a male "wigress"?

We decided the No Problem was no problem. Honestly you've got to be a complete idiot to find it in any way annoying.

It's as if you weren't aware that it is commonly used in other languages and a variation on a term that has been used forever 'it's nothing.'

Sheesh you people are dopes.

OP probably dresses like Kadesha from Living Single.

[quote] According to the Urban Dictionary Homeskillet is not an enduring term.

It’s been around quite a while. I’d say it’s enduring.

Cool bananas.

Fo’ sho’

Fo shizzle, r71.

R72, Wa’s up my ninja?

How about: "Hello, my little muffin top."

OK this thread is done.

BUT BUT BUT WHAT ABOUT MILLENNIALS SAYING NO PROBEM. AND I SAID WELL I CERTAINLY HOPE IT'S NOT A PROBLEM AS I SNATCHED MY PLASTIC BAG FROM HIS PAW , SPUN AROUND AND MARCHED AWAY. CAN WE COVER "NO PROBLEM" ONE MORE TIME? CAN WE CAN WE? OR AM I THE FIRST ONE WHO THOUGHT TO MENTION IT.

^^^Two words: Dosage Increase

I am homeless orphan from Romania the priest would give me the food but whisper later in the booth, "What is up throat whore?"

I know this obsession will fade, but I am obsessed now with this term. How have I never heard it? Sounds like it’s basically a wigga? According to urban dictionary. Which makes sense why OP would be called that.

R79, You’re amazing, never change.

Wood this term be used to someone's face, or more as one to refer to such a person? It really doesn't make a particularly effective insult if the person addressed isn't aware of the term?

Does OP run around acting extra woke?

R81 Wood? Wood?

OP Are you a great, big fat person?

Big guy. African Americans called me that when I was heavier.

R40

Well he could call you Fag.

Excuse you all. I am not that fat nor do I act like Eminem.

Promiscuous, load-seeking bottoms always call me “stud” thinking I’ll give them what they want. In fact, it guarantees that I won’t.

Sure, home skillet.

Yeah, no.

OP, what can ya do?

Bitches be crazy.

I think you should kill that neighbor of yours, OP. And I've got just the perfect iron skillet for you to do i with.

Please return it clean if you would, after you've skilleted his head to a pulp.

whassup, HOTDISH!

This is what the OP looks like walking around the neighborhood.

How dare you, R94. Saw my neighbor and he said it to me again today.

Loving it OP. Lucky you.

Sounds like a white trash straight kid who doesn't respect you as much as he does other (non gay) people.

And you got that from this one comment, r97?

One that has been repeatedly explained is common, if somewhat antiquated?

Professional victim?

It sounds like a fun nickname.

President Donald J. Trump.