I always fly with my emotional support human.
First they came for the peacocks, and I did not object, because I was not a peacock...
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 3, 2020 9:27 PM |
I thought the Boxing Day Vole has died and been replaced by the Capybara?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 28, 2020 3:07 PM |
That’s true, R4, but he was stuffed and is available for parties and travel. Nothing pervy, please, he is dry-clean only.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 28, 2020 3:14 PM |
We need a picture of Randolf, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 28, 2020 3:21 PM |
Here is the Evening Punctuationist with his assistant Randolf.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 28, 2020 4:34 PM |
And just what is my Diwali Cheetah, op? Chopped liver?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 28, 2020 4:34 PM |
R8, We could bump Tommy. No one wants to travel with him anyway. He comes with too much baggage.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 28, 2020 6:16 PM |
I appreciate you r9/op.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 30, 2020 1:03 AM |
OMG...I don’t know HOW I missed this the other day, but despite being a short thread, it’s PRICELESS. I peed a little laughing at my desk. 😂😂😂
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 3, 2020 6:50 PM |
It's the Boxing Day Puffin now people.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 3, 2020 7:00 PM |
What happened to the capybara?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 3, 2020 8:48 PM |
Dead, R13. Do catch up.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 3, 2020 8:51 PM |
Nooo! I ❤️ the capybara! Did they at least stuff him, too? That Boxing Day is a hardcore holiday!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 3, 2020 9:27 PM |