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First they came for the peacocks, and I did not object, because I was not a peacock...

I always fly with my emotional support human.

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by Anonymousreply 15February 3, 2020 9:27 PM

The candidates. Christmas Moose.

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by Anonymousreply 1January 28, 2020 2:54 PM

Midsummer Mule.

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by Anonymousreply 2January 28, 2020 2:56 PM

Here’s Günther.

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by Anonymousreply 3January 28, 2020 2:56 PM

I thought the Boxing Day Vole has died and been replaced by the Capybara?

by Anonymousreply 4January 28, 2020 3:07 PM

That’s true, R4, but he was stuffed and is available for parties and travel. Nothing pervy, please, he is dry-clean only.

by Anonymousreply 5January 28, 2020 3:14 PM

We need a picture of Randolf, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6January 28, 2020 3:21 PM

Here is the Evening Punctuationist with his assistant Randolf.

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by Anonymousreply 7January 28, 2020 4:34 PM

And just what is my Diwali Cheetah, op? Chopped liver?

by Anonymousreply 8January 28, 2020 4:34 PM

R8, We could bump Tommy. No one wants to travel with him anyway. He comes with too much baggage.

by Anonymousreply 9January 28, 2020 6:16 PM

I appreciate you r9/op.

by Anonymousreply 10January 30, 2020 1:03 AM

OMG...I don’t know HOW I missed this the other day, but despite being a short thread, it’s PRICELESS. I peed a little laughing at my desk. 😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 11February 3, 2020 6:50 PM

It's the Boxing Day Puffin now people.

by Anonymousreply 12February 3, 2020 7:00 PM

What happened to the capybara?

by Anonymousreply 13February 3, 2020 8:48 PM

Dead, R13. Do catch up.

by Anonymousreply 14February 3, 2020 8:51 PM

Nooo! I ❤️ the capybara! Did they at least stuff him, too? That Boxing Day is a hardcore holiday!

by Anonymousreply 15February 3, 2020 9:27 PM
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