I’m a straight man and a sport fan. I visit this board on the daily basis

Oh hon, we've all had straight men before, you're nothing special, m'kay?

You’re not worth the cunt from which your mother ejaculated you.

Can I suck your dick when you are watching a sports game?

Why do you come here?

how big? cut or uncut?

Verificatia?

Are you seeking succor here because your sports hero died?

I have no desire to worship you but I do want to get you a decent haircut.

You are at least bi and bi equals gay.

Sadly r9 is correct. Unicorns don’t exist.

What was your favorite staging of FOLLIES, OP?

OP is FTM.

Did you cry when you heard the news about Kobe?

how many hoodies do you own, OP?

As Redd Foxx would say, "wash your ass!"

Tell me, will you enjoy it when I put on my sissiest fashions, fix my gaze on you, and say in my most effeminate tone of voice: YUM!

Because that’s what I like to say as I stare at your hot, sexy, straight crotch and wait with tingling anticipation of that moment when I can taste your YUMMY cock and drink your YUMMALICIOUS cum.

YUM! YUMMERS! YUMMIEST!

I'm not sure being a straight, sport-watching DLer is really something to be worshipped for. Would you settle for mockery and a vicious slapping?

If you’re fat and you never go to the gym we don’t care. If you’re over 40 years old we don’t care. If your penis is less than 6 inches we don’t care. If you have no fashion sense at all we don’t care. If you can’t take us out for a fabulous dinner we don’t care. If you openly admit you voted for Donald Trump we don’t care.

OP I am a straight man too, I visit often, though maybe not daily, don't be a douche.

Thank you for that R15. So funny, Foxx was a unique talent.

I hope OP watched it and that it sunk in. Speaking of sinking in -- what are your feelings about giving up the hole OP? That's how I like to worship.

R19 Are you hot? What's your dick size?

I’m another straight guy who visits this site everyday.

R21 yes I am hot, I am a 7 incher muscular half italien hairy guy, but over 40, so you wouldn't care

R23 Oh we do care. Mature muscular daddy has a huge market in the gay community. Don't let the DL eldergays who are only interested in 20 something instahos mislead you.

Go clean up your dirty asshole, honey. And toss those skidmarked shorts already

Oh yes. "Straight" men visiting DL!

These straight guys secretly come here for the Cock and Ass threads!

Thanks R24. I come here mostly for the news, which are better and quicker, I like to troll a bit, EST a bit, and a lot of you guys are hilarious. The level of culture is impressive too.

Go on...

Who the hell says “sport fan” instead of “sports fan?” Are you European, OP? If so, your claim of “straightness” (made on a gay site!) loses a lot of credibility.

Do you come here to “Chit Chat” with the gays?

He is European, from "sport fan" and "Italien" (Italian). But as we learned in the current Italy thread, all the guys on Italian Grinder have wives and girlfriends, ergo, they are "straight."

No actual straight man will ever admit it or be caught visiting this site. It will scream closet case.

OK ok. R31 R32.. I am busted.. But I PASS for straight, so there 's that.

And undoubtedly your fellow nursing home residents think your 70 year old carcass looks 35.

No. I AM cute for 49 yo. And I am not OP. So give me a break.

Kevin Jonas, is that you?

Christ. This thread was created simply to draw avowed straight men in so gays could fawn over them. Why do gays fall for this?

To paraphrase someone on DL, "straight men are sick, boring and stupid". None of that appeals to me.

Still no photos?

Gosh, a straight man who likes sports. I think I'm going to fall down and die.

MAY I WORSHIP YOUR BAREFEET ?

No, R4, he likes sport, not sports. Do keep up.

^^R40

OP, you're leaving them with blue balls. You forgot to mention "white" and "deplorable," so these assholes can actual cum.

Half the people making snarky comments about OP would be on their knees for him in seconds IRL.

Of course there are straight men on the DL. Most find their way like most of us did, googling a certain topic and finding a very unique/niche/enlightening/disturbing/hilarious thread on it. I’m not surprised some cool smart straight guys stay for some of the stuff. They need to be mature enough to nOt mind the porn thread OP photos either, but they exist.

I forgot to add that I can guarantee that even the straightest straight guys who don’t mind the porn threads have not been able to resist clicking on the Tom Holland threads, for lingering glances at our favorite twinks tight little body and firm butt.

I think it’s cool that some straights visit. Obviously they want to hear what we have to say and the discussions here are like no where else online. So I’ll take it as a compliment... and umm, are you hot OP?

Sure straight guys visit this site. Some of you are delusional. How the hell do some of you know for a fact straight guys want to visit this site which is the equivalent of a gay porn site. Unless they are a closet case or bisexual pretending to be straight. I am sure they want to look at dicks and two guys engaging in oral and anal play.

We like to think that there are straight guys that are enlightened and accepting and that they appreciate our viewpoint and off-beat sense of humor.

None of that is true, of course, but we like to think it anyway.

Hello straight man! You need architect? Call me, very good rates!

Ah, DL - the place where cool, smart, supportive women are belittled and abused, and straight men who despise us are welcomed.

R52 STFU frau. You are neither cool nor smart. Go away!

Seldom right and wrong again, R53!

The love of my life is openly gay, and doesn't care about sports. We have those things in common. So you're about as interesting to me as Jazz Jennings. Toodle-loo!

Bump

But R52, everyone else says no straight men actually visit here.

Please remember that the Russian trolls who are paid to spam Datalounge all day with Republican propaganda are a bunch of straight creeps who type in broken English.

Fuck these cunts OP. There's some regular decent gay guys here, like myself, who welcome you.