I figured this hot piece of Danish ass deserved his own thread since he’s appearing in more English language stuff as of late.
Anyone got any info or dirt on him? He’s married to a woman but I get some bi vibes from him. His hairy body is sexy af.
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I figured this hot piece of Danish ass deserved his own thread since he’s appearing in more English language stuff as of late.
Anyone got any info or dirt on him? He’s married to a woman but I get some bi vibes from him. His hairy body is sexy af.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 1, 2022 4:08 AM |
What is the basis for your bi vibe radar?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 26, 2020 12:15 PM |
"Dracula" on Netflix is a hoot.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 26, 2020 12:19 PM |
Was trying to find some younger photos of him when Dracula came out, with no luck.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 26, 2020 12:30 PM |
Forgive me OP, for diverting a bit, but although "Dracula" was a fun, corny ride, still, and I hate to admit this, but Dolly Wells plain looks almost was distracting to me, although, she's obviously a talented actor.
You gotta hand it to British casting.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 26, 2020 12:51 PM |
Here you go R3, circa 2008 so not that long ago but he’s a lot less wrinkled at least.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 26, 2020 12:53 PM |
r5 Damn, 11 years ago and he still looked old.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 26, 2020 12:57 PM |
R4 I thought Dolly Wells did a really good job, and I appreciate that the main character wasn’t some big titted bimbo just to get the straight guy demographic. Even if she does have a peasant face.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 26, 2020 1:00 PM |
That accent of hers was like nails on a chalkboard.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 26, 2020 1:03 PM |
I thought the nun accent was perfect. Admittedly, it sounded more Mitteleurope than Hungarian, but the almost lackadaisical delivery of the heavy-handed sarcasm was pure DL.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 26, 2020 1:40 PM |
So he is a musician too, and literally just dropped a new song a few hours ago. It’s not bad if you’re into that sort of music (electronic pop?)
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 31, 2020 1:42 PM |
r9 I disagree. It was a weird robotic mix of Dutch, Austrian, and gods know what else. Just horrible.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 31, 2020 1:43 PM |
R9, the nun was Dutch and said so about 150 times in the course of the episodes.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 31, 2020 1:47 PM |
[quote] [R5] Damn, 11 years ago and he still looked old.
R6, what are you? Twelve years old?
"Dracula" is the first work I've seen him in. He's a fit man, but his sexiness comes out in his take on Dracula. The third part of the series is the best of the lot. Lydia West is fantastic as Lucy Westenra. R6, you might want to check out Matthew Beard who plays Jack Seward in the series. He's hot, but it may be pushing your limits. He's 30.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 31, 2020 1:55 PM |
Except for being Undead, he's just about perfect.
I don't see how a man could be sexier than Claes Bang is at this moment in history.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 31, 2020 1:55 PM |
R15, the movie looks a little boring but at least Claes looks hot. Impressive they actually got train wreck Mick Jagger to sign on to that one.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 31, 2020 3:03 PM |
I’m just gonna leave this here. He’s got no ass but the rest of his body screams “Daddy!”
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 22, 2020 3:19 PM |
No ass? It looks good enough to eat!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 22, 2020 3:21 PM |
Looks old
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 22, 2020 3:25 PM |
Loved Claes Bang in The Square. He has a lovely body.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 25, 2021 6:23 PM |
65-year-old, 400-lb size queens with micro peen seem to populate DL nowadays.
He's hot. End of.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 25, 2021 6:36 PM |
Enjoyed him in The Northman.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 1, 2022 3:04 AM |
He looks and seems like someone Lorne would book to host an "SNL" episode. Very hot fellow, he doesn't need to speak English or speak it well to do so -- just stand there for me! :)
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