Let's share photos of Chloë Sevigny's most ridiculous outfits

Good evening, America! My name is Chloë Sevigny.

It has recently come to my attention that I... like.. BÉBÉS!

I am myself about to have a bébé...

Excellent choice, OP.

Oh Chloe. You're so quirky.

I had a good laugh at this one.

She loves birthdays.

Check out my awesome cleavage.

Good evening, America

I'm not sure how you would describe this style.

She can look fabulous if someone else dresses her.

That's the problem, R9. She can look absolutely stunning, which makes the fashion misses all the more noticeable. God bless her though--she's audacious if anything.

I think "Mexican rag doll" suffices, R8

OP, thank you. One of the funniest threads I've seen in ages. This is why I stay up all night reading Data Lounge.

I'm still trying to figure this one out

This one's got a desert folklorico vibe.

This one she stitched together using a chair cover and a placemat.

^ dead link. Try this one.

[quote]I think "Mexican rag doll" suffices, R8.

The quirky clothes match her quirky face. I haven't seen many of her movies but I did like her in "Party Monster".

I thought I read online that she was pregnant for the first time at age 45. If that's true, that sounds like a really bad idea.

Demure and elegant as always.

That was painfully unfunny, R5.

At the 2011 CFDA awards.

I look fierce.

[quote]pregnant for the first time at age 45

I highly doubt it's "the first time"

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Needs pantyhose or spray tan or something for those really short dresses.

OP's outfit is hard to beat. I had a good laugh.

notice me?

^^^ Haha. Muted colors are for wimps, R26.

Without makeup she is like a more masculine looking Mickey Rourke

You're all jealous of my exquisite taste.

Yikes, R28. I've never seen her looking that bad.

Gotta say though, she has great legs.

The dress is so "pretty" and feminine, it looks cloying.

[quote]Gotta say though, she has great legs.

I saw a photo where her knees looked pretty ugly but now I can't find it.

The number at R31 actually looks pretty cool. It’s the only one so far, mind you. Her skin & hair is fantastic too. Shame she ruined the look with the hideous hipster thrift boots and the ugly plain Zara watch.

Wonder what she thinks of the asymmetrical jeans trend of now?

She has worn some weird shit over the years, but I find her super interesting. She has a self-assured, dominant attitude about her that I like.

I really liked the cut of the dress she wore at the 2000 Oscars (that was when she was nominated) but that color was all wrong for it. Imagine this dress being in anything other than black; she'd look fucking gorgeous in it.

shhhhhh,, don't let the fugly skunt know that she is the butt of endless fashion jokes in town. she is clueless and makes rent by modeling shit outifits for the designers....sad case yes

Wacky but I like it.

Heck no.

self-sabotage.

R28 I love the tiny, tiny handbag she is “rocking” in that shot. What does one carry in a handbag that size? A single packet of tictacs!?

She’s an utter cunt. Crews loathe her but producers/directors love her so she keeps getting cast.

Does anyone remember when the guy who helped her up the stairs at the 2010 Golden Globes accidentally stepped on her dress and apparently tore it up? The dress looked fucking ridiculous anyway so no real harm was done.

Skip to the 0:50 mark to see it:

A brilliant consideration by the designer of R3 to coordinate one’s Depends for that inevitable moment when a Señorita twirls so freely, her skirt plummets groundward.

She has a thing for transparent dresses.

I just noticed in the clip I posted at R46 that when she starts giving her speech and her name is displayed onscreen they misspelled it as Chloï. Not only did that guy ruin her dress, those foreign fuckers couldn't even get her name right. AnnE Hathaway would never let them get away with it.

I actually don't mind the dress at R46. She's done much worse. I just noticed the creative spelling of Chloï.

One of her better looks.

I think she’s fabulous. All those other bimbos look the same. She’s eccentric.

What can you expect from someone who sucks Vincent Gallo's dick on camera?

Must be hard to try and stay different and original like some have said she is. I feel her pain.

The posters commenting on her legs are right; she's always had a great body. I think she's weirdly pretty to be honest. That being said, she looks like a hooker here

From this angle, the gown at R46 looks quite nice.

Umm no

Lovely, calm print on her dress.

She hit it out of the park with this outfit.

Wacky but kind of interesting.

This one is also too much for me

^^^ She sure likes showing off her boobs and her legs.

[quote]She sure likes showing off her boobs and her legs.

Meant for R61, of course.

Another schizophrenic dress.

This is the kind of shit she was wearing while strutting around the East Village in the early '90s, which led to her getting a write-up thanks to the editor of Sassy magazine.

The shoelace around her neck is a nice touch

Paper bag style

I don't know how she could keep a straight face with some of those ugly ass clothes she wears. Her and Robert Downey jr., hands down look like they got dressed in the dark.

ITA @ R38. Gorgeous dress....in any other color. She actually looks stunning in that one outfit. All the rest are horrible.

I have to say I don't mind the outfit on the right at R68, even though it's not fashionable. Don't care for the hairstyle. I assume the clothes are from her "Big Love" TV series.

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Wearing Gucci at the Tribeca Film Festival

Who can forget this photoshoot.

Yeah, but it's hard to top Xtina.

Those clothes do distract from the odd face and the lips that blew Vincent Gallo

So-o-o many good laughs on this thread.

I actually like some of the outfits posted above. R14, R26, R31, R40 and R51 all look pretty good to me.

I like her outfit at R48—it's a over the top, sure, but it has a flapper girl aesthetic that is kind of neat (and not something you see invoked much anymore).

[quote]I actually like some of the outfits posted above. R14, R26, R31, R40 and R51 all look pretty good to me.

Nah, her outfit at R31 is too odd and unflattering. Just my opinion.

She's meant to look good at R51. I wasn't being sarcastic.

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A lovely shade of green.

The wackiness started at an early age.

I’m surprised no one’s mentioned Tom and Lorenzo’s posts about her. They used to have a different personality, or alter ego, assigned to every dress. The posts were pretty funny. Here’s one of many.

Here’s another:

She has terrible, unhealthy-looking hair, eg R88.

She does a weird thing with her lips/mouth in pictures and it bugs me

Questions:

1) She kept her slim figure for years. How did she do that? She doesn't seem like the workout type but I guess she must be.

2) why has she had so few visible lovers. Why is she so rarely photographed with a date?

Observation - the Croat - NY based contemporary art gallerist boytoy is a consistently "quirky" choice for sperm donor but on the other hand, isn't that very cliché?

He looks like an identity created in a laboratory + central casting: contemporary art gallerist

I love this crazy bitch. She was truly wonderful on Big Love.

R94 she has been a chainsmoker for most of her life, which has probably helped keep her weight down. In an Instagram post from a few weeks ago, she referred to a time "when she still smoked," so I'm presuming she quit when she found out she was pregnant. Hard telling if she'll start again when the baby's born.

As far as suitors go, she lives in New York and probably doesn't get hounded as much by paparazzi like she would in LA, so there's less documentation of her being out with men. She also seems to be in fairly longterm relationships. She was photographed pretty frequently several years back with her boyfriend Ricky Saiz, a streetwear designer from San Francisco; that relationship obviously fell apart at some point. Before that she dated an indie rock musician whose name I can't remember, but I believe they were in a relationship for close to a decade.

Here's a pic of her with her last BF, the aforementioned Ricky. Based on the photos I've seen of her new baby daddy, she seems to have a type.

thanks. good for her!

She’s cool I love weird chicks. And she’s pretty enough to pull it off

I like her fashion. Body is ok. She is not pretty. Great coloring.

Pregnant at 45? Almost impossible without someone else's egg. Unless she froze some of her own a decade ago. She looks great though.

I'm surprised she is having a baby.

I would have picked her for being an anti-natalist; deciding not to have a baby for ethical reasons (not right to bring a child into existence).

I wonder where she found the lovely coat.

She is a fashion disaster of the highest order. At her best she looks like a homeless ragamuffin stealing dresses from the garbage. At her worst she looks like a shellless turtle who had a tattered old caftan thrown on her.

R108 charity shop in Bridgeport CT.

Like the dress; don't care for the handbag.

bnbv

A good look.

[quote]R108 charity shop in Bridgeport CT.

Yes, it looks like a Salvation Army reject.

Her Town & Country spread was good, though I think sometimes her body was shopped dramatically.

^^^ Yes. In the second last photo, her legs look ridiculously long.

I'm shocked that this style of stocking didn't catch on.

Not so bad from the front. Not great from the back.

Yikes! Was she looking for a sugar daddy at the time?

Why does she look so pretty sometimes and so ugly other times?

This one is so 90s industrial rock.

Did you post the one from the Golden Girls rack?

She's looking matronly next to Beyonce.

Is this her or the impersonator?

I don't understand.

[quote]Pregnant at 45? Almost impossible without someone else's egg.

I've known several women who got pregnant the all-natural way in their mid-40s. It's more common than you would think.

R122, meet R113.

Maybe I have terrible taste but I don't mind that dress, R123. It's a little matronly and the silhouette is a bit off but it's much better than the disasters she wears when she's trying to be fashion forward.

She’s a Mars/Sun/Venus Rising conjunct in Scorpio. Curious.

From such a configuration one would imagine her to look far more classically glam or trendy and certainly more intimidating, in a calculated androgynous way. I would have pegged for her Pisces Moon rising, given the dishevelled choices on show here.

She might do well to start wearing deeper darker colors exclusively, and in streamlined traditional cuts with less frippery. A suit every now and then would do the world of good, provided it’s in a forgiving fabric and she wears it like armor. She could do with sorting the hair out too, keeping it sleek and dark. She needs to lose the cutesy frou-frou accessories & prints yesterday.

She’s on the right track in the photos at R38, R95, R111 & R121.

I love her. This thread makes me happy.

R125 LOL This is the first time I ever see the resemblance between her and Drew Droege. I always thought he looked more like Jane Krakowski than Chloe in those videos.

R108 damn she looks awful there

The heels of those shoe in OP 's picture could sure use some buffing up. Where could she have been walking?

She looks a little like Reviewbrah from Report of the Week in R121.

R130 That's not her in R95 you damn dummy. What kind of psychic are you, anyway, giving fashion advice when you're blind as a bat

[quote]I've known several women who got pregnant the all-natural way in their mid-40s.

Do you think they'd tell you if they used a donor egg? Or if they had IVF? It is VERY rare to have a child naturally at 45. Near impossible. Middle aged fraus in their 40's pretending they had a "oops" baby are pathetic. Their constant lying about how they got pregnant doesn't help young women to realize they don't have forever to conceive.

Stunning!

[quote]R108 damn she looks awful there

The coat looks like it's loaded with dust.

[quote]Do you think they'd tell you if they used a donor egg? Or if they had IVF? It is VERY rare to have a child naturally at 45. Near impossible. Middle aged fraus in their 40's pretending they had a "oops" baby are pathetic. Their constant lying about how they got pregnant doesn't help young women to realize they don't have forever to conceive.

^^I love how DLers always assume that personal anecdotes always revolve around white, upper middle class professionals.

No, these were not yoga moms who spent a small fortune because they wanted another Jayden. They were all working class/lower middle class women, a few of them black or Hispanic, who were in their forties and got pregnant the old-fashioned way. Believe me, none of them could've afforded IVF or a surrogate in a million years. They all had kids at that age because they were in new marriages or relationships and wanted a child with their new man.

r140, it's the LSA femcels who think no celebrities get pregnant from sex.

Some of these outfits look like a combo of Bjork in that swan suit and Kellyanne Conway's Paddington bear outfit!

Keep it up people, this thread is a hoot!

Bitch stole my look.

I posted this in the CS pregnant thread awhile back but she looks so nice I'll post it twice.

R144 she looks like a MtF trans

I can believe that Chloe got pregnant naturally. I agree with the commenter who said that she seemed like an anti-natalist -- to me, she seemed like the type to just focus on fashion and acting for the rest of her life. I can't imagine her going through the trouble of IVF or donor eggs to have a kid, sorry.

Getting pregnant after 40 is hard, but it can be done provided the woman is healthy and stress free.

Sexy young Chloe. Not a bad look.

Gold shorts?!

Fashion advertisement

Not such a bad look but the shoes look silly with all those bows.

Wacky but I like it.

She has the charisma of a....swimming semen thingy.

Is she a DL fave?

No, she's not a "DL Fave". The LSA femcels are obsessed with her for the moment because the idea of a woman getting pregnant from sex confounds them.

No silly. If a woman has her first kid at 45, the child will be born with two heads. Those are really old eggs. I wish her the best but I'm worried.

The kid will be born with a nicotine addiction.

Does she give all the clothes away? Does she have a storage unit somewhere? Didn't she live for years in a garden apartment in the East village? Not much space.. Then for just 2 or 3 years in Park Slope and that didn't hold.

The coat at R108 has to be thrown away. Nobody wants that piece of crap.

When she achieved a certain level of fame, maybe designers were lending her clothes for formal events.

Her former Park Slope apartment doesn't look too bad. I thought it would be a lot weirder.

She’s weird, ugly, supercilious, and (I hear) mean. And her mother dresses her funny.

Go Fug Yourself christened her The Dev and has had her number for years.

$4million for an apartment and you still have shitty little window unit A/Cs and no washer and dryer. Only in NY!

Chic black granny panties in R3.

That is a Swiss-African babuschkaplotzky, R8. With an un ironic Icelandic fjord twist for her hair.

Does she hate herself? I just can’t figure it out.

R137 is an ignorant loon.

[quote]That is a Swiss-African babuschkaplotzky, R8. With an un ironic Icelandic fjord twist for her hair.

I knew there was a specific name for that look. Thanks.

Heck no. What a mess.

This outfit looks toxic. Was it made from recycled tires?

Maybe I've seen so many of her crazy outfits that they're starting to grow on me.

Bizarre but it does show creativity. Richard Quinn silk dress over latex bodysuit and gloves.

Some of these dresses are like a terrible Project Runway challenge where 2 or 3 people had to work together. The are bipolar dresses.

*They* are. Will we ever get an edit button?

Oh dear. Someone's desperate for attention.

Wtf!

^^^ She's saving that photo for the grandkids.

[quote]Some of these dresses are like a terrible Project Runway challenge where 2 or 3 people had to work together. The are bipolar dresses.

Then again if you look at runway shows from so-called "important" fashion houses, many of the looks are bizarre and / or downright ugly. If a fashion critic calls a collection "commercial", it's probably considered an insult.

Her Oscar look is one of my favorites. Then there's this.

^^^ Haha. Awesome.

Unfortunate

❤️ her wacky style

Does she ever get into a Khloe Kunt Kickoff with the west coast version over the proper name spelling?

We used to dress up in lots of old clothes our grandmother would stuff in an old chest-of-drawers for us. These look like many of our resulting outfits. Chloe, get out of my grandmother’s dress-up drawers! Or at least turn the light on before throwing things on.