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What is the pretentious title of your autobiography?

I’ll start with mine:

“Thou”

by Anonymousreply 22105/23/2020

“A Caftan Named Desire”

by Anonymousreply 101/25/2020

Worse Than Hitler

by Anonymousreply 201/25/2020

Memoirs From an Elder Hunk

by Anonymousreply 301/25/2020

I Said Too Much

by Anonymousreply 401/25/2020

It Is I

A heartfelt coming of age and coming out story for our modern times.

by Anonymousreply 501/25/2020

I Deigned

by Anonymousreply 601/25/2020

Me

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 701/25/2020

Every Gift, Only Gap.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 801/25/2020

It is what it is

by Anonymousreply 901/25/2020

The Happy Architect: Love and Building

by Anonymousreply 1001/25/2020

Ennui: a Survivor's Journey

by Anonymousreply 1101/25/2020

You're Fucked! A splendid tale of a gay man's search for the perfect ass.

by Anonymousreply 1201/25/2020

“Condole Me Not”

by Anonymousreply 1301/25/2020

[my name]: A Life of Quiet Dignity

by Anonymousreply 1401/25/2020

Not mine but I thought Martin Short's was pretty funny:

I Must Say: My Life As a Humble Comedy Legend

by Anonymousreply 1501/25/2020

THE BEAUTIFUL AND THE DAMNED

by Anonymousreply 1601/25/2020

Icon

by Anonymousreply 1701/25/2020

Telling You NOW, so I Don’t Have to Tell You THEN

by Anonymousreply 1801/25/2020

A Mouthful: My Truth

by Anonymousreply 1901/25/2020

The Horse's Mouth

by Anonymousreply 2001/25/2020

"The Weight Of Words"

by Anonymousreply 2101/25/2020

Shifting Through The Sands Of Time

by Anonymousreply 2201/25/2020

parLAY

by Anonymousreply 2301/25/2020

Jacked to the Tits

by Anonymousreply 2401/25/2020

Golden Girl

by Anonymousreply 2501/25/2020

Presenting: The Hole Me.

by Anonymousreply 2601/25/2020

BORN VICIOUS!

by Anonymousreply 2701/25/2020

What's It All About, Alfie

by Anonymousreply 2801/25/2020

"But Wait, There's More!"

by Anonymousreply 2901/25/2020

This Will End in Tears

by Anonymousreply 3001/25/2020

Doodles. Musings from moi.

by Anonymousreply 3101/25/2020

They Called Me San Juan Capistrano: Swallows Galore

by Anonymousreply 3201/25/2020

Open-Ended: Come Inside

by Anonymousreply 3301/25/2020

My Life—Nothing to Sniff At

by Anonymousreply 3401/25/2020

Yes, It is Big!

by Anonymousreply 3501/25/2020

We Are Not Amused

by Anonymousreply 3601/25/2020

I’ve Had Sufficient: I’m a Whore No More

by Anonymousreply 3701/25/2020

Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows: My Story

by Anonymousreply 3801/25/2020

Confessions Of A One Night Stand

by Anonymousreply 3901/25/2020

The Night David Sedaris Kissed Me

by Anonymousreply 4001/25/2020

Registered Subscriber

by Anonymousreply 4101/25/2020

My Ass For the World To Kiss.

by Anonymousreply 4201/25/2020

Verve!

Venom!

Vivacious!

I'm like Shelley Winters, I need at least two, possibly three, volumes to contain my life. Maybe I'll do a Samuel Pepys and write ten.

by Anonymousreply 4301/25/2020

Almost Perfection

by Anonymousreply 4401/25/2020

"C'est Moi!"

by Anonymousreply 4501/25/2020

Let's Have a Kiki!

by Anonymousreply 4601/25/2020

"The Somnambulist"

by Anonymousreply 4701/25/2020

"I Loved Me"

by Anonymousreply 4801/25/2020

Prolapsedy In Blue

by Anonymousreply 4901/25/2020

"Eat Shit And Die In The Gutter: My Life As A Bitch"

by Anonymousreply 5001/25/2020

It's Harder For Me

by Anonymousreply 5101/25/2020

"Lather Rinse, Repeat"

by Anonymousreply 5201/25/2020

My Lay of Wife

by Anonymousreply 5301/25/2020

First in Show

by Anonymousreply 5401/25/2020

A Simple Life Beautifully Told.

by Anonymousreply 5501/25/2020

My Thing of Beauty Is a Joy Forever

by Anonymousreply 5601/25/2020

Singular

by Anonymousreply 5701/25/2020

This Is Why They Hate Me

by Anonymousreply 5801/25/2020

Meltdown: A Radioactive Life, a graphic novel memoir. I grew up five miles away from Three Mile Island.

by Anonymousreply 5901/25/2020

"Walk with Me, Talk with Me: Don't Leave Me Here Alone"

by Anonymousreply 6001/25/2020

“The Simulacrum of Quotidianity”

by Anonymousreply 6101/25/2020

"If These Balls Could Talk"

by Anonymousreply 6201/25/2020

The Adventuress

by Anonymousreply 6301/25/2020

Yes, it is I

by Anonymousreply 6401/25/2020

"Oh God - What the FUCK have I done with my life?!"

by Anonymousreply 6501/25/2020

“Misty Water-Colored Memories: The Way I Was”

by Anonymousreply 6601/25/2020

Vivian Vance.

by Anonymousreply 6701/25/2020

A B C Dee: The Alpha Bitch Reads Them All

By HRH Dionne Warwick, as told to Damont

by Anonymousreply 6801/25/2020

Up High on the Down Low

by Anonymousreply 6901/25/2020

"Ma vie fait de la vie un enfer"

by Anonymousreply 7001/25/2020

My Weigh

by Anonymousreply 7101/25/2020

I Won't Bore You With The Truth.

by Anonymousreply 7201/25/2020

Too Young For An Autobiography

by Anonymousreply 7301/26/2020

Your Err is Human, My Forgiveness Divine

My Journey of Humility

It Is Tomorrow

Morality? What?

Jesus Wants Me Badly

I’m a Whore; So What?

by Anonymousreply 7401/26/2020

Nobody Does It Better

by Anonymousreply 7501/26/2020

I And Tina

by Anonymousreply 7601/26/2020

Just Ride It Out

by Anonymousreply 7701/26/2020

Me: My Journey Through Life

by Anonymousreply 7801/26/2020

Low Life Story

by Anonymousreply 7901/26/2020

I Tried To Tell You All. My Story Of Sending Truth To The Gay Community.

by Anonymousreply 8001/26/2020

Squeeze Me

by Anonymousreply 8101/26/2020

[italic]Ugly in Pink: Confessions of a Giudice Girl[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 8201/26/2020

The Cheese Stands Alone....

by Anonymousreply 8301/26/2020

It's Ma'am, Asshole!

by Anonymousreply 8401/26/2020

A Life Worth Repeating

by Anonymousreply 8501/26/2020

High Level Interestment

by Anonymousreply 8601/26/2020

A Fiery Magnolia Growls In Washington

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 8701/26/2020

Puke, Curse, Hate

by Anonymousreply 8801/26/2020

Into the Mild - A life of suburban desperation.

by Anonymousreply 8901/26/2020

Depravity's Rainbow: The Story of a Troubled Gay

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 9001/26/2020

A Memoir

by Anonymousreply 9101/26/2020

Real Gone With the Wind

by Anonymousreply 9201/26/2020

Be Gentle, You’re My First

by Anonymousreply 9301/26/2020

Dear Lord in Heaven

by Anonymousreply 9401/26/2020

You Can Only Wish You Were Me

by Anonymousreply 9501/26/2020

Cornbread N Rainbows

Growing up as a gay hillbilly

by Anonymousreply 9601/26/2020

R96: “I Put the Zest in Zestos”

by Anonymousreply 9701/26/2020

Occupant.

by Anonymousreply 9801/26/2020

Is That All There Is?

by Anonymousreply 9901/26/2020

I Was a Gay Tween Slut

by Anonymousreply 10001/26/2020

A Hole in One: My Life as Jazz Jennings.

by Anonymousreply 10101/26/2020

I've Never Been To Me

by Anonymousreply 10201/26/2020

I Know Why the Cagemeat Sings

How Moist Was My Mussy: Diaries of Kenneth Earl “Momma” Wilkins

by Anonymousreply 10301/26/2020

"I Can't Get No Satisfaction"

by Anonymousreply 10401/26/2020

Will There Ever Be an Evening Before?

by Anonymousreply 10501/26/2020

A Me Grows In Brooklyn

by Anonymousreply 10601/26/2020

Everything I Know About Life I Learned From Faye Dunaway

by Anonymousreply 10701/26/2020

Where the Boys Are by Kevin Spavey

by Anonymousreply 10801/26/2020

Aaarrrrhhh Fuck!

by Anonymousreply 10901/26/2020

NEVER Just Say “Feed Me”—My Visits With the Queen(s).

by Anonymousreply 11001/26/2020

It Was Better In The Old Days: My Life in the Datalounge

by Anonymousreply 11101/26/2020

A Boy and His Frau

by Anonymousreply 11201/26/2020

Verificatia of Life: The Dream That Died in a Grease Fire

by Anonymousreply 11301/26/2020

Oh Dear: My Life/My War for English Among the Illiterates

by Anonymousreply 11401/26/2020

[bold]Fuck Me Harder[/bold]

by Anonymousreply 11501/26/2020

Mein Camp

by Anonymousreply 11601/26/2020

"There..I said It.."

by Anonymousreply 11701/26/2020

It Wasn't My Fault! Fingered at Fourteen

by Anonymousreply 11801/26/2020

Untucked: A Themoir

by Anonymousreply 11901/26/2020

I'm Telling You NOW So I Don’t Have To Tell You THEN.

by Anonymousreply 12001/26/2020

To All The Cocks I've Loved Before, And All The Ones In And Out My Hole.

by Anonymousreply 12101/26/2020

R120 meet R18

by Anonymousreply 12201/26/2020

"and the"

[italic]every word she writes is a lie, including “and” and “the.”[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 12301/26/2020

If You Didn't Know, Now You Know

by Anonymousreply 12401/26/2020

I Never Ate Corn

by Anonymousreply 12501/26/2020

The Makings of a Varsity Athlete

by Anonymousreply 12601/26/2020

Slovenly Trollops I've Known

by Anonymousreply 12701/26/2020

The Mother Was Right: the Smartest and the Prettiest Boy on the Playground.

by Anonymousreply 12801/26/2020

My Little Skinny African Wedding

by Anonymousreply 12901/26/2020

"Empty Stalls"

by Anonymousreply 13001/26/2020

My American Anus

by Anonymousreply 13101/26/2020

Vixen: Story of a Ho Man. It would be nothing but a vulgar collection of perverse sexual acts that are sheer and utter filth!

by Anonymousreply 13201/26/2020

My Life On The A List

by Anonymousreply 13301/26/2020

Steely Dans - I want a new toy.

by Anonymousreply 13401/26/2020

The Leather Ran Smooth on the Passenger Seat

by Anonymousreply 13501/26/2020

Sore

by Anonymousreply 13602/05/2020

Lost Splendor

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 13702/05/2020
Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 13802/05/2020

Analingus: The Life And Times Of A Gay Man Living In A Straight World.

by Anonymousreply 13902/05/2020

Call Me By My Name !

by Anonymousreply 14002/05/2020

"Oh, You!"

by Anonymousreply 14102/05/2020

Slit

by Anonymousreply 14202/09/2020

Before the Grease Fire...

by Anonymousreply 14302/09/2020

Amongst my chandeliers.

by Anonymousreply 14402/09/2020

You mean... the little people?

by Anonymousreply 14502/09/2020

Calling Out Stupid

by Anonymousreply 14602/09/2020

“I said Good Day, Sir”

by Anonymousreply 14702/09/2020

From Punch And Delete to LOL

The humble story of my outstanding contributions to social media.

by Anonymousreply 14802/10/2020

"Blonds On Heroin"

by Anonymousreply 14902/14/2020

DROWNING IN PLEASURE: THE RAGING ORGASM THAT HAS BEEN MY LIFE

by Anonymousreply 15002/14/2020

Taco Flavored Kisses

by Anonymousreply 15102/14/2020

My First 2,000 Men

by Anonymousreply 15202/14/2020

Stuffed- Adventures in eating in black and white

Fat Cat- by a person who couldn’t walk away from the food bowl

At least I tried- sometimes trying isn’t good enough

Fat fuck

My favorite food is pizza: a brave memoir tackling carb addiction

by Anonymousreply 15302/14/2020

Read this before it’s a miniseries

by Anonymousreply 15402/14/2020

Burning Bright: My Life As A Supernova

by Anonymousreply 15502/14/2020

Be Not Nobody~My Curated Life of Sheer Delight

by Anonymousreply 15602/14/2020

It isn’t easy being pretty.

by Anonymousreply 15702/14/2020

R147, I love that line in Tootsie.

by Anonymousreply 15802/15/2020

Bakla Ako. Ikaw?

by Anonymousreply 15902/15/2020

The Soothing Sounds of 1001 Voices -- In My Head

by Anonymousreply 16002/15/2020

{italic]I Heard a Cry of Anguish from the Crepe Myrtle Tree: Tales of Southern Neurosis[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 16102/15/2020

Memoirs of a Gaysian

by Anonymousreply 16202/15/2020

You think that’s pretentious, r162?

by Anonymousreply 16302/15/2020

4-H New Jersey Farm Boy, A Fabulous Tragedy

by Anonymousreply 16402/15/2020

Cunt. The story of ME.

by Anonymousreply 16502/15/2020

My Many Many Many Naked Pastimes

by Anonymousreply 16602/15/2020

“All My Comorbidities”

by Anonymousreply 16705/20/2020

How I Managed So Much Winning

by Anonymousreply 16805/20/2020

"You Can't Prove It"

by Anonymousreply 16905/20/2020

“Per My Last E-Mail...”

by Anonymousreply 17005/20/2020

Red Lobster Reveries and Olive Garden Fever Dreams: My Life as a Fat Whore

by Anonymousreply 17105/20/2020

A JOCKSTRAP IS ALWAYS WELCOME: My Story

by Anonymousreply 17205/20/2020

Twaddle

by Anonymousreply 17305/20/2020

Either "the damned don't cry" OR "It seemed like a good idea at the time"

by Anonymousreply 17405/20/2020

Hung in the Heartland

by Anonymousreply 17505/20/2020

At Least I'm not a Jew

A Tell All by Sugar Tits

by Anonymousreply 17605/20/2020

A Hiss Before Dying

by Anonymousreply 17705/20/2020

[bold]Triggered!: My Life as a Perpetually Banned Data Lounger

by Anonymousreply 17805/20/2020

Call Me Muriel: The Unmasking of the Mysterious Webmistress by Andy Cohen

by Anonymousreply 17905/20/2020

Excuse Me Miss

by Anonymousreply 18005/20/2020

Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful

by Anonymousreply 18105/20/2020

Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful

by Anonymousreply 18205/20/2020

Better. Stronger.Faster.

by Anonymousreply 18305/20/2020

What’s her problem?

by Anonymousreply 18405/20/2020

Oh, Shit.

by Anonymousreply 18505/20/2020

To Corn Starch

by Anonymousreply 18605/20/2020

I did it MY way!

by Anonymousreply 18705/20/2020

This has got to be the funniest and cleverest thread on DL - ever. (No, that's *not* the title of my autobiography.)

by Anonymousreply 18805/21/2020

You Like Me! You Really Like Me! x

by Anonymousreply 18905/21/2020

ElderBottom, TwinkTops, and Surprise Anal: My Next Chapter

by Anonymousreply 19005/21/2020

Golden Memories and Showers: Tasting the Bitter and the Yeast

by Anonymousreply 19105/21/2020

A Bundle of Sticks Memoir of a Faggot

by Anonymousreply 19205/21/2020

I've revised book title:

DON'T Call Me Muriel: The Unmasking of the Mysterious Webmistress by Andy Cohen

by Anonymousreply 19305/21/2020

Don't shit in my mouth and tell me it's soft serve.

by Anonymousreply 19405/21/2020

The Tails of My Existence

by Anonymousreply 19505/21/2020

Grease Fire Walk with Me

by Anonymousreply 19605/21/2020

Queen for a Gay

by Anonymousreply 19705/21/2020

It Had to be Me

by Anonymousreply 19805/21/2020

Itinerant Hobgoblin

by Anonymousreply 19905/21/2020

" A Cataclysm in Repose"

by Anonymousreply 20005/21/2020

Are You There Gays? It's Me, Madge.

by Anonymousreply 20105/21/2020

La La Land! - And Everything ELSE I've Learned From Faye Dunaway

by Anonymousreply 20205/21/2020

"I Don't Mean to Hurt Your Feelings, But . . ."

by Anonymousreply 20305/21/2020

"Splish, Splash, You're Wardrobe Is Trash." - My Years As An Above Ground Pool Boy

by Anonymousreply 20405/21/2020

Lmao r194.

by Anonymousreply 20505/21/2020

"With all due respect to all parties involved..."

by Anonymousreply 20605/21/2020

“You’re All Trash: My Life Among Hoi Polloi”

by Anonymousreply 20705/21/2020

"Ever Looking And Going Down On You"

by Anonymousreply 20805/21/2020

How I Got To Be Perfect

by Anonymousreply 20905/21/2020

Some Manacles for Leibowitz.

by Anonymousreply 21005/21/2020

Vallis Lacrimarum

by Anonymousreply 21105/21/2020

I Didn't Call You Fat, I Called You Fatulous......and Other Lies I Told to Unattractive People

by Anonymousreply 21205/22/2020

Scissoring With Runners: Life As a Locker Room Tramp

by Anonymousreply 21305/22/2020

"I'm Not Angry. I'm Disappointed"

by Anonymousreply 21405/22/2020

Mount Me If You Must

by Anonymousreply 21505/22/2020

There’s Something About Hairy

by Anonymousreply 21605/22/2020

The Dick Has Its Own Reasons

by Anonymousreply 21705/22/2020

Scent of a Woman

by Anonymousreply 21805/22/2020

People Say I Look Straight

by Anonymousreply 21905/22/2020

I’m Prancercising as Fast as I can

by Anonymousreply 22005/23/2020

This is It

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 22105/23/2020
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