I’ll start with mine:
“Thou”
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I’ll start with mine:
“Thou”
by Anonymous | reply 248 | 02/22/2021 |
“A Caftan Named Desire”
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Worse Than Hitler
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Memoirs From an Elder Hunk
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I Said Too Much
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It Is I
A heartfelt coming of age and coming out story for our modern times.
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I Deigned
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It is what it is
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The Happy Architect: Love and Building
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Ennui: a Survivor's Journey
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“Condole Me Not”
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[my name]: A Life of Quiet Dignity
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Not mine but I thought Martin Short's was pretty funny:
I Must Say: My Life As a Humble Comedy Legend
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THE BEAUTIFUL AND THE DAMNED
by Anonymous | reply 16 | 01/25/2020 |
Icon
by Anonymous | reply 17 | 01/25/2020 |
Telling You NOW, so I Don’t Have to Tell You THEN
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A Mouthful: My Truth
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The Horse's Mouth
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"The Weight Of Words"
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Shifting Through The Sands Of Time
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parLAY
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Jacked to the Tits
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Golden Girl
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Presenting: The Hole Me.
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BORN VICIOUS!
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What's It All About, Alfie
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"But Wait, There's More!"
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This Will End in Tears
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Doodles. Musings from moi.
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Open-Ended: Come Inside
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My Life—Nothing to Sniff At
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Yes, It is Big!
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We Are Not Amused
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I’ve Had Sufficient: I’m a Whore No More
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Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows: My Story
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Confessions Of A One Night Stand
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The Night David Sedaris Kissed Me
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Registered Subscriber
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My Ass For the World To Kiss.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | 01/25/2020 |
Verve!
Venom!
Vivacious!
I'm like Shelley Winters, I need at least two, possibly three, volumes to contain my life. Maybe I'll do a Samuel Pepys and write ten.
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Almost Perfection
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"C'est Moi!"
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Let's Have a Kiki!
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"The Somnambulist"
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"I Loved Me"
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It's Harder For Me
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"Lather Rinse, Repeat"
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My Lay of Wife
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First in Show
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A Simple Life Beautifully Told.
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My Thing of Beauty Is a Joy Forever
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Singular
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This Is Why They Hate Me
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Meltdown: A Radioactive Life, a graphic novel memoir. I grew up five miles away from Three Mile Island.
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"Walk with Me, Talk with Me: Don't Leave Me Here Alone"
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“The Simulacrum of Quotidianity”
by Anonymous | reply 61 | 01/25/2020 |
"If These Balls Could Talk"
by Anonymous | reply 62 | 01/25/2020 |
The Adventuress
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Yes, it is I
by Anonymous | reply 64 | 01/25/2020 |
"Oh God - What the FUCK have I done with my life?!"
by Anonymous | reply 65 | 01/25/2020 |
“Misty Water-Colored Memories: The Way I Was”
by Anonymous | reply 66 | 01/25/2020 |
Vivian Vance.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | 01/25/2020 |
A B C Dee: The Alpha Bitch Reads Them All
By HRH Dionne Warwick, as told to Damont
by Anonymous | reply 68 | 01/25/2020 |
Up High on the Down Low
by Anonymous | reply 69 | 01/25/2020 |
"Ma vie fait de la vie un enfer"
by Anonymous | reply 70 | 01/25/2020 |
My Weigh
by Anonymous | reply 71 | 01/25/2020 |
I Won't Bore You With The Truth.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | 01/25/2020 |
Too Young For An Autobiography
by Anonymous | reply 73 | 01/25/2020 |
Your Err is Human, My Forgiveness Divine
My Journey of Humility
It Is Tomorrow
Morality? What?
Jesus Wants Me Badly
I’m a Whore; So What?
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Nobody Does It Better
by Anonymous | reply 75 | 01/25/2020 |
I And Tina
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Just Ride It Out
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Me: My Journey Through Life
by Anonymous | reply 78 | 01/26/2020 |
Low Life Story
by Anonymous | reply 79 | 01/26/2020 |
I Tried To Tell You All. My Story Of Sending Truth To The Gay Community.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | 01/26/2020 |
Squeeze Me
by Anonymous | reply 81 | 01/26/2020 |
[italic]Ugly in Pink: Confessions of a Giudice Girl[/italic]
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The Cheese Stands Alone....
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It's Ma'am, Asshole!
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A Life Worth Repeating
by Anonymous | reply 85 | 01/26/2020 |
High Level Interestment
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Puke, Curse, Hate
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Into the Mild - A life of suburban desperation.
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A Memoir
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Real Gone With the Wind
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Be Gentle, You’re My First
by Anonymous | reply 93 | 01/26/2020 |
Dear Lord in Heaven
by Anonymous | reply 94 | 01/26/2020 |
You Can Only Wish You Were Me
by Anonymous | reply 95 | 01/26/2020 |
Cornbread N Rainbows
Growing up as a gay hillbilly
by Anonymous | reply 96 | 01/26/2020 |
R96: “I Put the Zest in Zestos”
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Occupant.
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Is That All There Is?
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I Was a Gay Tween Slut
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A Hole in One: My Life as Jazz Jennings.
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I've Never Been To Me
by Anonymous | reply 102 | 01/26/2020 |
I Know Why the Cagemeat Sings
How Moist Was My Mussy: Diaries of Kenneth Earl “Momma” Wilkins
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"I Can't Get No Satisfaction"
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Will There Ever Be an Evening Before?
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A Me Grows In Brooklyn
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Everything I Know About Life I Learned From Faye Dunaway
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Where the Boys Are by Kevin Spavey
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Aaarrrrhhh Fuck!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | 01/26/2020 |
NEVER Just Say “Feed Me”—My Visits With the Queen(s).
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It Was Better In The Old Days: My Life in the Datalounge
by Anonymous | reply 111 | 01/26/2020 |
A Boy and His Frau
by Anonymous | reply 112 | 01/26/2020 |
Verificatia of Life: The Dream That Died in a Grease Fire
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Oh Dear: My Life/My War for English Among the Illiterates
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[bold]Fuck Me Harder[/bold]
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Mein Camp
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"There..I said It.."
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It Wasn't My Fault! Fingered at Fourteen
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Untucked: A Themoir
by Anonymous | reply 119 | 01/26/2020 |
I'm Telling You NOW So I Don’t Have To Tell You THEN.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | 01/26/2020 |
To All The Cocks I've Loved Before, And All The Ones In And Out My Hole.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | 01/26/2020 |
R120 meet R18
by Anonymous | reply 122 | 01/26/2020 |
"and the"
[italic]every word she writes is a lie, including “and” and “the.”[/italic]
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If You Didn't Know, Now You Know
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I Never Ate Corn
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The Makings of a Varsity Athlete
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Slovenly Trollops I've Known
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The Mother Was Right: the Smartest and the Prettiest Boy on the Playground.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | 01/26/2020 |
My Little Skinny African Wedding
by Anonymous | reply 129 | 01/26/2020 |
"Empty Stalls"
by Anonymous | reply 130 | 01/26/2020 |
My American Anus
by Anonymous | reply 131 | 01/26/2020 |
Vixen: Story of a Ho Man. It would be nothing but a vulgar collection of perverse sexual acts that are sheer and utter filth!
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My Life On The A List
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Steely Dans - I want a new toy.
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The Leather Ran Smooth on the Passenger Seat
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Sore
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Analingus: The Life And Times Of A Gay Man Living In A Straight World.
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Call Me By My Name !
by Anonymous | reply 140 | 02/05/2020 |
"Oh, You!"
by Anonymous | reply 141 | 02/05/2020 |
Slit
by Anonymous | reply 142 | 02/09/2020 |
Before the Grease Fire...
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Amongst my chandeliers.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | 02/09/2020 |
You mean... the little people?
by Anonymous | reply 145 | 02/09/2020 |
Calling Out Stupid
by Anonymous | reply 146 | 02/09/2020 |
“I said Good Day, Sir”
by Anonymous | reply 147 | 02/09/2020 |
From Punch And Delete to LOL
The humble story of my outstanding contributions to social media.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | 02/10/2020 |
"Blonds On Heroin"
by Anonymous | reply 149 | 02/14/2020 |
DROWNING IN PLEASURE: THE RAGING ORGASM THAT HAS BEEN MY LIFE
by Anonymous | reply 150 | 02/14/2020 |
Taco Flavored Kisses
by Anonymous | reply 151 | 02/14/2020 |
My First 2,000 Men
by Anonymous | reply 152 | 02/14/2020 |
Stuffed- Adventures in eating in black and white
Fat Cat- by a person who couldn’t walk away from the food bowl
At least I tried- sometimes trying isn’t good enough
Fat fuck
My favorite food is pizza: a brave memoir tackling carb addiction
by Anonymous | reply 153 | 02/14/2020 |
Read this before it’s a miniseries
by Anonymous | reply 154 | 02/14/2020 |
Burning Bright: My Life As A Supernova
by Anonymous | reply 155 | 02/14/2020 |
Be Not Nobody~My Curated Life of Sheer Delight
by Anonymous | reply 156 | 02/14/2020 |
It isn’t easy being pretty.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | 02/14/2020 |
R147, I love that line in Tootsie.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | 02/15/2020 |
Bakla Ako. Ikaw?
by Anonymous | reply 159 | 02/15/2020 |
The Soothing Sounds of 1001 Voices -- In My Head
by Anonymous | reply 160 | 02/15/2020 |
{italic]I Heard a Cry of Anguish from the Crepe Myrtle Tree: Tales of Southern Neurosis[/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 161 | 02/15/2020 |
Memoirs of a Gaysian
by Anonymous | reply 162 | 02/15/2020 |
You think that’s pretentious, r162?
by Anonymous | reply 163 | 02/15/2020 |
4-H New Jersey Farm Boy, A Fabulous Tragedy
by Anonymous | reply 164 | 02/15/2020 |
Cunt. The story of ME.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | 02/15/2020 |
My Many Many Many Naked Pastimes
by Anonymous | reply 166 | 02/15/2020 |
“All My Comorbidities”
by Anonymous | reply 167 | 05/20/2020 |
How I Managed So Much Winning
by Anonymous | reply 168 | 05/20/2020 |
"You Can't Prove It"
by Anonymous | reply 169 | 05/20/2020 |
“Per My Last E-Mail...”
by Anonymous | reply 170 | 05/20/2020 |
Red Lobster Reveries and Olive Garden Fever Dreams: My Life as a Fat Whore
by Anonymous | reply 171 | 05/20/2020 |
A JOCKSTRAP IS ALWAYS WELCOME: My Story
by Anonymous | reply 172 | 05/20/2020 |
Twaddle
by Anonymous | reply 173 | 05/20/2020 |
Either "the damned don't cry" OR "It seemed like a good idea at the time"
by Anonymous | reply 174 | 05/20/2020 |
Hung in the Heartland
by Anonymous | reply 175 | 05/20/2020 |
At Least I'm not a Jew
A Tell All by Sugar Tits
by Anonymous | reply 176 | 05/20/2020 |
A Hiss Before Dying
by Anonymous | reply 177 | 05/20/2020 |
[bold]Triggered!: My Life as a Perpetually Banned Data Lounger
by Anonymous | reply 178 | 05/20/2020 |
Call Me Muriel: The Unmasking of the Mysterious Webmistress by Andy Cohen
by Anonymous | reply 179 | 05/20/2020 |
Excuse Me Miss
by Anonymous | reply 180 | 05/20/2020 |
Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful
by Anonymous | reply 181 | 05/20/2020 |
Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful
by Anonymous | reply 182 | 05/20/2020 |
Better. Stronger.Faster.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | 05/20/2020 |
What’s her problem?
by Anonymous | reply 184 | 05/20/2020 |
Oh, Shit.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | 05/20/2020 |
To Corn Starch
by Anonymous | reply 186 | 05/20/2020 |
I did it MY way!
by Anonymous | reply 187 | 05/20/2020 |
This has got to be the funniest and cleverest thread on DL - ever. (No, that's *not* the title of my autobiography.)
by Anonymous | reply 188 | 05/20/2020 |
You Like Me! You Really Like Me! x
by Anonymous | reply 189 | 05/20/2020 |
ElderBottom, TwinkTops, and Surprise Anal: My Next Chapter
by Anonymous | reply 190 | 05/21/2020 |
Golden Memories and Showers: Tasting the Bitter and the Yeast
by Anonymous | reply 191 | 05/21/2020 |
A Bundle of Sticks Memoir of a Faggot
by Anonymous | reply 192 | 05/21/2020 |
I've revised book title:
DON'T Call Me Muriel: The Unmasking of the Mysterious Webmistress by Andy Cohen
by Anonymous | reply 193 | 05/21/2020 |
Don't shit in my mouth and tell me it's soft serve.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | 05/21/2020 |
The Tails of My Existence
by Anonymous | reply 195 | 05/21/2020 |
Grease Fire Walk with Me
by Anonymous | reply 196 | 05/21/2020 |
Queen for a Gay
by Anonymous | reply 197 | 05/21/2020 |
It Had to be Me
by Anonymous | reply 198 | 05/21/2020 |
Itinerant Hobgoblin
by Anonymous | reply 199 | 05/21/2020 |
" A Cataclysm in Repose"
by Anonymous | reply 200 | 05/21/2020 |
Are You There Gays? It's Me, Madge.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | 05/21/2020 |
La La Land! - And Everything ELSE I've Learned From Faye Dunaway
by Anonymous | reply 202 | 05/21/2020 |
"I Don't Mean to Hurt Your Feelings, But . . ."
by Anonymous | reply 203 | 05/21/2020 |
"Splish, Splash, You're Wardrobe Is Trash." - My Years As An Above Ground Pool Boy
by Anonymous | reply 204 | 05/21/2020 |
Lmao r194.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | 05/21/2020 |
"With all due respect to all parties involved..."
by Anonymous | reply 206 | 05/21/2020 |
“You’re All Trash: My Life Among Hoi Polloi”
by Anonymous | reply 207 | 05/21/2020 |
"Ever Looking And Going Down On You"
by Anonymous | reply 208 | 05/21/2020 |
How I Got To Be Perfect
by Anonymous | reply 209 | 05/21/2020 |
Some Manacles for Leibowitz.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | 05/21/2020 |
Vallis Lacrimarum
by Anonymous | reply 211 | 05/21/2020 |
I Didn't Call You Fat, I Called You Fatulous......and Other Lies I Told to Unattractive People
by Anonymous | reply 212 | 05/21/2020 |
Scissoring With Runners: Life As a Locker Room Tramp
by Anonymous | reply 213 | 05/21/2020 |
"I'm Not Angry. I'm Disappointed"
by Anonymous | reply 214 | 05/22/2020 |
Mount Me If You Must
by Anonymous | reply 215 | 05/22/2020 |
There’s Something About Hairy
by Anonymous | reply 216 | 05/22/2020 |
The Dick Has Its Own Reasons
by Anonymous | reply 217 | 05/22/2020 |
Scent of a Woman
by Anonymous | reply 218 | 05/22/2020 |
People Say I Look Straight
by Anonymous | reply 219 | 05/22/2020 |
I’m Prancercising as Fast as I can
by Anonymous | reply 220 | 05/23/2020 |
"If I Can Be Brutally Honest: A Life Telling The Uncomfortable Truth"
by Anonymous | reply 222 | 08/04/2020 |
Presenting Whole.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | 08/04/2020 |
The Icon of the Universe
by Anonymous | reply 224 | 08/04/2020 |
"I'm Getting Away With It"
by Anonymous | reply 225 | 08/04/2020 |
Who Would These Fardels Bear?: My Life and Hard Times
by Anonymous | reply 226 | 08/04/2020 |
Scandal and FOLLIES
by Anonymous | reply 227 | 08/04/2020 |
Seemed like a good idea at the time
by Anonymous | reply 228 | 08/04/2020 |
Come Again !
by Anonymous | reply 229 | 08/04/2020 |
Love, Be Tender With My Fanny
by Anonymous | reply 230 | 01/27/2021 |
The hole with all the secrets
by Anonymous | reply 231 | 01/27/2021 |
Splendor In My Ass.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | 01/28/2021 |
Fat Whore
by Anonymous | reply 233 | 01/28/2021 |
A Southern Belle Goes To Washington
by Anonymous | reply 234 | 01/28/2021 |
Filling All My Holes
by Anonymous | reply 235 | 01/28/2021 |
I Just Farted...Again
by Anonymous | reply 236 | 01/28/2021 |
You could never.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | 01/28/2021 |
A Tight Garrote, A Loose Stool, A Short Life, A Long Shadow, A Mother Fucking Mom, and A Fucking Father Dad
by Anonymous | reply 238 | 01/28/2021 |
Wipe ...back to front .
by Anonymous | reply 239 | 01/28/2021 |
Bloat/AfterBloat
by Anonymous | reply 240 | 02/16/2021 |
Don't Fuck With Me Fellas, This Ain't My First Time at the Rodeo
by Anonymous | reply 241 | 02/16/2021 |
I came, I saw, I hissed
by Anonymous | reply 242 | 02/16/2021 |
Get Thee To A Bakery
by Anonymous | reply 243 | 02/16/2021 |
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers (amongst other things)
by Anonymous | reply 244 | 02/16/2021 |
Banished Was I
by Anonymous | reply 245 | 02/22/2021 |
"A Most Humble Man"
by Anonymous | reply 246 | 02/22/2021 |
“It’s Not About You; You’re Welcome”
by Anonymous | reply 247 | 02/22/2021 |
“Gypsy get out of my way”
by Anonymous | reply 248 | 02/22/2021 |
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