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"Hints from Heloise"

Heloise looked like a cross between a hausfrau and a gangster's moll.

Did you grow up on "Hints from Heloise"?

Do you remember any of them? Baking soda and/or vinegar seemed to solve 95% of life's problems in Heloise's world.

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by Anonymousreply 22January 28, 2020 5:25 AM

Around the time housework stopped being 100% women's work, "Hints from Heloise" got rebranded as "Life Hacks." The tips themselves haven't changed at all.

by Anonymousreply 1January 25, 2020 6:38 AM

[quote]Baking soda and/or vinegar seemed to solve 95% of life's problems in Heloise's world.

But not in mine.

by Anonymousreply 2January 25, 2020 3:50 PM

Cheryl, a Silkwood shower aimed right at your pussy wouldnt solve your problems.

by Anonymousreply 3January 25, 2020 5:25 PM

Heloise recommended club soda and lemon to get cum stains out of bedsheets.

by Anonymousreply 4January 25, 2020 5:45 PM

R4

That stuff doesn’t just work on cum stains. It also works wonders on blood and shit for those millennials that don’t clean properly before anal.

by Anonymousreply 5January 25, 2020 5:49 PM

I remember Heloise from my grandmother's Good Housekeeping magazines in the 80s. I just looked her up and she looks the same today, still has the big mane of white hair.

by Anonymousreply 6January 25, 2020 5:51 PM

Did she have any suggestions for skidmarks on caftans?

Asking for a friend.

by Anonymousreply 7January 25, 2020 5:53 PM

Growing up in the late 60’s... Ann Landers, Heloise and the society page.... Lol

by Anonymousreply 8January 25, 2020 5:54 PM

It appears that Heloise's eyebrow style have come back in vogue.

by Anonymousreply 9January 25, 2020 5:59 PM

Here she is preparing baking soda to get the cum and skidmarks out.

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by Anonymousreply 10January 25, 2020 6:19 PM

The Heloise of today (in photo) is actually the original Heloise's daughter, who took over the column after her mother died.

by Anonymousreply 11January 25, 2020 6:23 PM

The Heloise of today has been doing the column since the 70s.

by Anonymousreply 12January 25, 2020 6:49 PM

I thought the "oise" part of her name was pronounced like "noise." My mom had to correct me from saying "Hints from Heloyze."

by Anonymousreply 13January 25, 2020 7:17 PM

[quote]Growing up in the late 60’s... Ann Landers, Heloise and the society page...

Does the “society page” even exist anymore?

by Anonymousreply 14January 25, 2020 7:56 PM

elder gay here. My one grandmother was named Helen and the other was Eloise, so when I was really young when my mother would mention a "hint from Heloise" , I just thought she was referring to my grandmothers' suggestions!

by Anonymousreply 15January 25, 2020 8:03 PM

You can bet your bottom dollar that Heloise dialed with a pencil.

by Anonymousreply 16January 26, 2020 2:25 AM

Heloise has a bit of Joan Crawford about her in the OP photo

by Anonymousreply 17January 26, 2020 2:30 AM

Hello wheeze

by Anonymousreply 18January 26, 2020 2:50 AM

OP, it was usually hair spray and/or club soda.

by Anonymousreply 19January 28, 2020 3:35 AM

This thread made me realize how very much I miss reading the newspaper every day . I quit getting one over a decade ago because our local one sucks . I used to love her column , and so many others . Funny the things we miss as we age .

by Anonymousreply 20January 28, 2020 4:03 AM

Did she drain the pasta?

by Anonymousreply 21January 28, 2020 4:07 AM

That's how I pronounced it R18. What did I know? I was a little fem boy and my mother [bold]hated[/bold] that/me. She didn't care so much about my interest in housework when it came to scrubbing the toilets, vacuuming and doing the dishes though -- not a word then. Wretched wench.

by Anonymousreply 22January 28, 2020 5:25 AM
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