Megyn Kelly's New Nose

I don’t care about Mizriz Kelley in any way. She can dry up and fa-loat away.

I thought it was odd she didn’t look familiar to me.

It’s weird I thought it was my imagination. It looks fatter, like she got work to undo her pinched job.

Unless she just started drinking heavily.

I don't think her makeup artist did her contouring for Bill Maher. Fox and the major networks heavily caked their female news anchors in makeup.

It's definitely wider.

And it looked better before.

She has either been boozing it up, or her husband punched her in the nose for being dumb enough to tank her gazillion-dollar career.

Remember? She had a wonky nose that dropped to one side. Either she was born like that or it was a botched nose job.

But now she fixed it. It’s even, at least.

She looks like Carrie Underwood's momma.

Different.

Quite different.

Well, bitches, I laughed all the way to the bank with my $20-million severance pay. LOL

This bitch has mad so much money from her time at fox news. I think a $15 million dollar annual salary. Then the $70 million dollars NBC stupidly handed her, and that went to hell real fast.

She has to be worth every bit of $100 million dollars in cash in the bank, and she's still desperate to be on television. I don't understand why? She has what so many people want, which is a shit load of $$$. But she can't keep her ass off of television.

She's independently wealthy now. You'd think she'd be happy being a full time mom and wife instead of having to deal with a job.

I guess some people just love being seen, heard, and on TV.

I also think bill let her off the hook for her time at fox news. He basically kissed her ass in that interview.

Fuck him too.

Maybe she got filler in it to fill out the dents. Jen Ansiton’s was all swollen like that a few months ago and then went back to normal. Or they fixed it with surgery.

I wouldn't say anything was fixed

She and Bill talked about her having to twirl for Roger Ailes and "worse things" according to Megyn. And Bill said something like but "you're a lawyer". Yeah, an alumna of SUNY Albany School of Law. Big deal. Were the red spikes Laboutins?

It went from ugly and bulbous to ugly and twisted, and now it’s ugly and puffy.

She should just give up.

Charlize Theron had to wear prosthetic eyelid pieces to duplicate Megyn's Neanderthal eyes.

She has 3 kids by the second husband: Yates, Yardley and Thatcher. The makings of a law firm. And, yeah, Bill really gave her an easy pass. He seemed to be turned on by her.

Was it her way of saying fuck you to all the makeup artists on Bombshell?

Santa is white and eats pepper spray on his veal.

R17 Yardley ,Yates ,and Thatcher? Ewww, it almost makes Brayden /Jayden tolerable in comparison. At least the latter names are less pretentious. And as far as being turned on, that's probably correct. A lot of these heterosexual "leftist " men will drop politics awfully quickly when they're near a right wing barbie. Just look at all the male journalists who slobbered over Ivanka and acted as if she were some brilliant and progressive businesswoman when Trump was running . Though to be fair many female journalists did the same in the name of feminist empowerment.

R30 She named a child after a voice artist on her network?

How is her first name pronounced?

Bill almost played footsie, but then quickly brought his feet in and sat up like a gentleman. No man spreading!

As a right -winger, she must have had the Pinocchio Reduction procedure.

I detest this fascist, lying skank and her childish mantra of “Libruhl media bias..libruhl media bias....libruhl media bias” is a moronic red herring. Maher let her skate due to the power of the puss. Whatevs.

Another bland bimbo media girl who will forever insist that Pretty and Wealthy White Women are American societies most vulnerable, downtrodden, and helpless victims. And they are indulged by media men like Maher who know this isn't true but find them fuckable so pretend to agree. For guys like Maher they even get the extra benefit of seeming "woke ". You can see these phony men on twitter all day claiming that Little Women is the greatest film in history but Greta Gerwig will never get her due because of misogyny blah blah blah. Meanwhile truly marginalized groups (both male and female ) are ignored. The more things change the more they stay the same as the French say.

R22 Her name is pronounced "meg-in."

She looks like a prettier version of Grace Kelly.

That nose is going to fall off if she keeps screwing around with it. Then she will have to go on Botched. I know her career had fizzled out but I doubt that's the type of TV exposure Kelly wants. Or maybe she doesn't care anymore.

Maybe she was replaced.

After her previous rhinoplasty surgeries, it looked as if the remaining cartilage in the tip of her nose had atrophied and one or both of her nostrils had collapsed...

She (as with the der Furher's daughter Ivanka) was reduced to breathing through her mouth and often had to insert a straw in her nose to breathe properly while in the makeup chair...

Faux News requires those blonde bimbos to wear heavy makeup - and you thought they were au naturale while musing about "why blackface is so bad?"...really?

It appears she may have used some of her NBC severance money to try to fix it again, but these reconstruction surgeries are risky with a high rate of failure and further complications.

Are we assuming all this nose stuff is about vanity and not coke?

Didn't watch but figured Bill would go easy on her, he does with all Conservatives

Did she seriously have to put straws in her nose to breath?

The nose has definitely changed. At one point it was so narrow and small she looked like one of those little blue monkeys .

She really does look like a blond rodent.

Unemployed and unemployable. Hopefully this is Mooghan McCain’s future - radioactive and hated by all.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer rodent face.

R36 I can actually see work for her. She can play Ratatouille in the sequel to the hit Pixar movie. I think Megyn would be fantastic!

R35 she had Tinsley Mortimer’s nose before. It looked super fake but this looks even worse.

She's not likeable. To anyone.

I think her new nose is tremendous!