Let's Be the Home of a Typical UNDER 50 DL Poster

Do we [italic]have[/italic] to keep doing this YMF bullshit? I mean, do we [italic]really[/italic] have to?

I am at the torturous obsession to detail regarding things that don’t deserve that kind of scrutiny.

r1 YES!

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I'm the gun to put a bullet in the head of the trolls posting these fucking threads. They are not funny or clever. The ideas get stupider every time.

I’m the technology that makes life so easy - but also ensures everything I do is tracked and put into algorithms that spew back to me “suggestions” that then dictate what I like and don’t like. I don’t understand why people are so polarized.

I’m the last unsnorted bump of tina.

I'm the hoard of makeup and the absence of socks.

Hm...I’m having a much harder time coming up with stereotypes for under 50 vs over 50. I honestly don’t know what is typical. And I’m on the cusp - exactly 50.

i am the utter lack of a clock, a landline telephone, an answering machine, or any kind of permanent media stash (books, cds, dvds) to inspire any kind of conversation or mutual sharing.

i am the constantly running phone and tablet, and Alexa--my only real friend.

i am the den of USB snakes writhing under the bed.

i am the blue glow, not from the moon which is never look at, but from the multitude of screens.

Do you really think all men under 50 still live with their parents? I'm 40 and haven't lived at home for 20 years.

I'm not even 40 yet and I still collect physical media.

R11, do you REALLY think all men over 50........dah dah dah?

I'm the conspicuous inability to get a joke, along with the negative reaction to the word "conspicuous" because it has a racial slur in it.

I'm the conspicuous inability to get a joke, along with the negative reaction to the word "conspicuous" because it has a racial slur in it.

I'm the fifth blender that has been purchased because the other four have been worn out after so many "breakfasts", "lunches" and "dinners".

No such animal.

r17 I'm an under 50 DL poster!