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BREAKING: We Have Literal Plagues of Locusts Now

I think this ticks off all the boxes of the apocalypse, right?

Pestilence? Check. Fire? Check. War? Check. Beast from the Sea, who "was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation"? CHECK. And now, right on cue....

I wish I hadn't gone to Catholic school.

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by Anonymousreply 12January 24, 2020 1:25 PM

Beast from the sea? I'm confused, when did that happen? Did I sleep through Godzilla taking over the world?

by Anonymousreply 1January 24, 2020 12:26 PM

It's cyclical. Locust swarms occur naturally

by Anonymousreply 2January 24, 2020 12:35 PM

Is antichrist in the White House one of those signs?

by Anonymousreply 3January 24, 2020 12:37 PM

Antichrist/Beast from the Sea, six of one half-dozen of the other....

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by Anonymousreply 4January 24, 2020 12:38 PM

Does Beast from the See You Next Tuesday qualify?

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by Anonymousreply 5January 24, 2020 12:43 PM

Finally some good news! What are they reading?

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by Anonymousreply 6January 24, 2020 12:45 PM

Finally some good news! What are they reading?

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by Anonymousreply 7January 24, 2020 12:45 PM

Get Mia Farrow out there, STAT!

by Anonymousreply 8January 24, 2020 12:46 PM

Darfur Orphan shall eat tonight!

by Anonymousreply 9January 24, 2020 1:08 PM

Can boils be far behind?

by Anonymousreply 10January 24, 2020 1:10 PM

Thus saith the Lord:

I send a pestilence and plague / Into your house, into your bed / Into your streams, into your streets / Into your drink, into your bread

Upon your cattle, on your sheep / Upon your oxen in your field / Into your dreams, into your sleep

Until you break! Until you yield!

I send the swarm, I send the horde! Thus saith the Lord

by Anonymousreply 11January 24, 2020 1:14 PM

Undoubtedly planted by Monsanto to wedge open the door to the large African market.

by Anonymousreply 12January 24, 2020 1:25 PM
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