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Which famous men do you think masturbate to images of themselves?

True self love and narcissism.

by Anonymousreply 27January 24, 2020 5:45 PM

John Mayer.

by Anonymousreply 1January 23, 2020 11:11 PM

Tom Cruise.

by Anonymousreply 2January 23, 2020 11:15 PM

Tom Cruise, for sure.

Shemar Moore.

by Anonymousreply 3January 23, 2020 11:16 PM

Trump, only his little arms and hands probably can't reach that tiny penis.

by Anonymousreply 4January 23, 2020 11:24 PM

David "Asshole Creep Little-Dick Egomaniac" Franco, of course.

by Anonymousreply 5January 23, 2020 11:26 PM

Mark Wahlberg

by Anonymousreply 6January 23, 2020 11:45 PM

R4

Dats ok hon. I use tongs and help him so he shuts ze fuck up.

Be Best!

by Anonymousreply 7January 23, 2020 11:48 PM

Alex Rodriguez

by Anonymousreply 8January 23, 2020 11:50 PM

Bradley Cooper.

by Anonymousreply 9January 24, 2020 2:56 AM

Cristiano Ronaldo. You can tell that he never came across a mirror that he didn’t fall in love with.

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by Anonymousreply 10January 24, 2020 3:00 AM

Miz Lindsay Graham

by Anonymousreply 11January 24, 2020 4:34 AM

Ewww, R11.

by Anonymousreply 12January 24, 2020 2:24 PM

Bruce Willis

Neil Patrick Harris

Jeremy Pivin

by Anonymousreply 13January 24, 2020 2:27 PM

Well, famous THOT

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by Anonymousreply 14January 24, 2020 2:40 PM

The two Jareds

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by Anonymousreply 15January 24, 2020 2:42 PM
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by Anonymousreply 16January 24, 2020 2:42 PM

Yes, R9--Bradley Cooper for sure--murmuring sweet nothings in French....

by Anonymousreply 17January 24, 2020 2:43 PM

Rupert Everett and the pictures are from the 1980s

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by Anonymousreply 18January 24, 2020 2:44 PM

James Charles

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by Anonymousreply 19January 24, 2020 2:45 PM

Used to. Michael Jackson

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by Anonymousreply 20January 24, 2020 2:46 PM
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by Anonymousreply 21January 24, 2020 2:47 PM

POTUS

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by Anonymousreply 22January 24, 2020 2:49 PM

This may be the cruelest BURN question of the week for DL. Well done.

by Anonymousreply 23January 24, 2020 2:56 PM

Rob Lowe. Hands down...

by Anonymousreply 24January 24, 2020 3:04 PM

Once upon a time, I picked up the hottest guy in the Disco (!) and took him home. He was a 10, face, body, smile, dick, and he knew it. There was a mirror in the hotel room. I swear, his eyes never broke contact with himself as he fucked me in every position, performing for the camera that wasn't there. So hot, and yet so disconnected. I think about this "trick" every time I've considered hiring a rentman.

by Anonymousreply 25January 24, 2020 3:23 PM

Trump, but he just diddles. There's no more wanking.

by Anonymousreply 26January 24, 2020 5:11 PM

Simon Cowell, for sure. I bet he has some private recordings of casting couch sessions where he humiliates his sex partners while he has that smug grin on his face.

by Anonymousreply 27January 24, 2020 5:45 PM
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