BREAKING: Death on Gay Atlantis Cruise! 🚢

Just the ten?

Royal Caribbean has a lot to answer for. He fell out of the same ship and same window as the baby. Those sliding windows need to be shut at all times! Or at least put up signs!

[quote] He fell out of the same ship and same window as the baby

No he didn’t.

[quote] He fell out of the same ship and same window as the baby

No he didn’t.

Did his (grand)daddy drop him?

Not the exact same window, but the same model and design of the ship and window. Royal Caribbean needs to go back to the drawing board and hire new architects.

[quote] Not the exact same window, but the same model and design of the ship and window

Also incorrect.

[quote] Did his (grand)daddy drop him?

No, but his Sugar Daddy may have.

[quote]Royal Caribbean needs to go back to the drawing board and hire new architects.

No, Royal Caribbean needs to screen passengers better to identify people likely to do foolish or dangerous things.

[quote]"Security footage indicates the man intentionally went overboard from Oasis of the Seas. Our hearts go out to his family and loved ones during this difficult time."

Was he hopped up on Tina?

^ Look! I can flyyyyyy...

Victim was aged 46. Desperate Eldergay suicide?

Underwater he's a very skinny Daddy.

What's on his iPod?

One of the comments on the tweet that OP linked to said it was a crew member.

Former Helix and now Cockyboys model Shane Cook is on that cruise fucking guys bb for his onlyfans.

[quote]What's on his iPod?

Oh way to dash my hopes R15. When I read “a white male” I immediately thought, could it be Dr. J , could it just possibly be him, as we know both he and Runnar are on the ship. But sadly that narcissistic InstaHo POS is still around and so we will all continue to suffer through those hideous self serving instagram posts.

Puerto Rico Dock Cleaners: Dios mio. Deja vu! Not again!

What's on his iPod?

Gay men, beware the dangers of docking!

He flung himself overboard after listening to Jake drone on and on for hours about his personal journey and growth.

“I’m Queen of the Worrrrrrrrrrrllllllddddddddd!”

[quote] One of the comments on the tweet that OP linked to said it was a crew member.

Odd, since they said it was "white man" who jumped. Cruise crew are 99% Filipino.

As an avid cruiser, I will never understand how someone falls overboard. Railings are high and closed in so you have to climb on top of something to get over them.

He must've liked banging on windows. He was probably just emulating what he did at his brother's hockey games.

Jumped or pushed?

Not sure if this is accurate...

Another day, another Atlantis cruise, another dead gay boy. Isn’t this now becoming sort of a just a regular thing. They really need to seriously consider putting some kind of disclaimer in their marketing materials.

Al Pacino tried to warn us: Cruising is dangerous!!

My nephew is on that ship 🇺🇸🙏🏼 Pray for him!

Apparently he was a contractor for the event and he was installing rainbow lighting for the last night T-Dance extravaganza event and lost balance and went over board.

R8 that’s a good one, that’s funny

Its the second times that the cruise of Royal Caribbean has sad situations in our ports. I think that all this cruises has to review their security's codes

Second time? Did another gay fall?

This guy witnessed it from two decks below him.

R22 of course he did, wouldn’t everyone when faced with that horrible situation

My son is on that ship!!!

[quote]I’m a passenger on board and a ship wide announcement was just made that it was an Atlantis contracted crew member.

Attention passengers. Do not let this affect your enjoyment of drugs and sex. He was just some guy who worked for us. And like you, we prefer our guys nameless. Namaste.

Jake’s friend has checked in and Jake and company are safe and OK! 👍🏻

This tragic event will prompt many lengthy philosophical musings from Dr. Jake about the necessity of living one's life to the full, and deeply appreciating the wonders of life, but also its fragility.

#CruiseDeath#ThankfulforLife#HairPuff#Muscles

The Gays love a good bit of DRAMA when they can make it all about themselves.

I'm sure Jake is busy penning a 2,000 word essay for an Instagram photo of him shirtless licking whipped cream off his fingers about the inexplicable sadness he felt when he heard about the crewmember's untimely death and how it made him realize how great he was, actually, that he was living and was STILL HERE, y'all, and he was NOT GOING TO BACK DOWN FOR HATERS! He's here! And he's ALIVE! He EXISTS!!!

Thank goodness Dr Jake is safe. I was worried sick last night after hearing the news.

R25..."avid cruiser"...bless your heart!

[quote]Was he hopped up on Tina?

Yothers or Turner?

[quote] As an avid cruiser, I will never understand how someone falls overboard. Railings are high and closed in so you have to climb on top of something to get over them.

The rumor is this wasn’t an accident.

It says he fell on the deck, but then it says they retrieved his body from the water. So did he fall onto the deck and then bounce into the water?

R45 oooh deep and dark scary shit may be about to hit the fan. Death on the high seas. He didn’t fall from the dick deck did he? Then even more sinister possibilities come to mind. Death on the Dick Deck is never pretty.

R39 did J fuck that guy? Are the FWB?

May Spongebob hold his hand and help him get through this dark time.

Sorry, who are Jake and Runar?

R28, if you want to quote a possibly inaccurate report, you might as well choose the right picture of the guy you are quoting.

Maybe Atlantis just needs to stop going to Puerto Rico, as pretty much every time they’ve visited there recently something bad always happens. Wasn’t it just a year ago on this same January cruise that hottie storm chaser Joel Taylor died in Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico seems like it has it in for the gays. Maybe best to stay away so we can all stay alive.

I can't see Dr J's Icelandic friend Runar batting an eyelid. The party-loving bitch blew off his 90 year old grandma's own funeral to go on that cruise...

R51 Good Lord, Cortney is hung. No wonder he is on that cruise. Wouldn’t mind sitting on that piece of man sized meat, and having him fuck me senseless.

Dear lord in Heaven!

Someone needs to do a remake of The Poseidon Adventure, set on an Atlantis Cruise

If a gay falls off a cruise ship and no one is around, does she shriek?

[quote]Good Lord, Cortney is hung.

Bless your heart if that's what you consider "hung"

Harvey Feirstein casts off his colorful special Atlantis Cruise caftan and dives in to save a tweaked out twink who's drowning.

I think its both funny and sad how many people I know that are on the cruise felt the need to post on SM that it wasn't them. Because that's what I first thought, "Oh old so-and-so finally did it."

[quote] Bless your heart if that's what you consider "hung"

If he considers that hung, I’d like to meet him.

Cortney has a boyfriend.

R58 for a white guy, that definitely looks above average

R51 I volunteer to taste test it and swallow his seed and then report back on the size. I’m Deck12 Aft

Must have been fat.

[quote]Harvey Fierstein casts off his colorful special Atlantis Cruise caftan

No one needs to see that!

Royal Caribbean's having a swell season. Remember the volcano incident in New Zealand?

Sounds like it might be a good idea to not go on a gay cruise.

^^^^ that x100

I wonder if Royal Caribbean will stop letting Atlantis charter their ships. Clearly they’re a liability. I can only imagine the poor crew, mostly from the Philippines and south Asian countries, having to contend with a ship of 4,000 middle aged queens running around in leather harnesses and jockstraps hopped up on tina or falling out on G. And we wonder why people think gays are deviant...

Cruise ship employees LOVE gay guests because we are more positive and tip really well. The gay cruises are a relief compared to the normal family drama ships and it offers a change of pace from the normal entertainment. The only people that would have the gay cruise are those cleaning up the condoms on the dark cruising area, yuk.

From Reddit regarding these cruises.

Age: Most of the pax fall in between their late-20s to mid 50s. Not a surprise, as the trip is costly for early 20s, and the promotional materials make it seem like much more of a WeHo party than it actually is, which I suspect is off-putting to the 60+ crowed.

Body types: All are well-represented often to the pleasant "surprise" of first-timers worried by the underwear-model guys in the aforementioned promotional photos.

Activities/vibe: What you make of it. It's basically a buffet. If you want to lay by the pool all week, you can. If you want to be a circuit partier all week, you can. Many mix it up. I don't see why any age shouldn't go for at least one.

Service: Excellent. A bit of a tip from "inside" the travel industry...Atlantis cruises are highly competitive amongst crew. We're considered a shed-load of fun, and they make more in tips from us in an hour than a long weekend of hetero coffin-dodgers on a long weekend aboard an SS Social Security cruise. The occasional gay-sex-in-unexpected-places is a small price to pay* for what's generally a fun and lucrative week for them. *They largely don't give a shit, as the crew are usually as debauched as we are. /ahem Expect to get the best/most enthusiastic crew available to the operating company.

Clearly a HOE

R66, I think that’s what did the poor guy in.

[quote]cleaning up the condoms on the dark cruising area

cleaning up the what??

Here's the link

That name doesn't sound Puerto Rican to me. I'm on it.

r71 condoms? Bah!

[quote] the 60+ crowed.

Oh, dear!

You’re right, r79.

60+ don’t crow, they hiss.

r80 We also sputter.

[quote] The man was identified as Andrew Campbell

Sad. He was cute,

[quote]Yothers or Turner?

Louise.

Remember a while back a guy was having a tiff with his boyfriend and let go of the railing and fell in the water? The whole thing was filmed. Was it the same cruise line?

I don’t personally believe an L, a G, or a B was involved. Perhaps a T, a Q or a plus sign did the deed?

Did Dirk Caber overdose on this cruise too?

R84 This one?

[quote] I can only imagine the poor crew, mostly from the Philippines and south Asian countries, having to contend with a ship of 4,000 middle aged queens running around in leather harnesses and jockstraps hopped up on tina or falling out on G. And we wonder why people think gays are deviant...

Are you kidding? They love gay cruises because gay men tip well, unlike cheapskate breeder families with their herd of children creating chaos everywhere.

What was on his iPod?

Maybe an earthquake shook him loose from the deck.

I believe I can fly!

R91 Don’t quit your day job.

Yes r87!