Elderly, broke Trump cultist seeks Tantra Goddess

WTF?

Haha, what a fuckwit!

That was a great read! Holy fuck

the stupid old cunt is going to die alone!

Oh. my. god.

He's a straight, Republican DataLounger!

So he's a mentally ill cult leader who wants to enslave a woman?

That hat. What does it hide? A hole, a great, gaping hole where his brain should be.

Problem 3. Some people hate me and ridicule me

Oh honey, you have no idea

This goes to show you the warped minds of Donald Trump fascists.

Only a twisted, fascist Deplorable would equate "completely surrendering to him" as "worshipping her."

Warped, Orwellian thinking. Surrender is supremacy!

So educated and sophisticated and yet success has eluded him. What's a bet that third non life threatening medical condition is Aspergers?

Those Olan Mills photos made me hard. Hard as a TOWEL ROD.

If anyone in the world is ripe for a DL punking, that delusional twit is.

To message 'Jim's (damned autocorrect)....

Physically, you have neither had any surgery nor suffered any injury that mutilated or harmed your genitalia, or impaired their sensitivity, or restricted the size of their opening.

What a charmer

I dare one of you clever cunts to contact him pretending to be a Republican Tantra Goddess

"I have strong but uncommon feelings about animals. First, I love them—from a distance. Physical contact with animals drains my energy. Second, I have been a vegetarian (not a vegan) for most of my life and am puzzled why so many animal lovers and pet owners eat them. If you eat animals (i.e., meat, poultry, fish or shellfish), I would prefer that you do so outside our home (e.g., at a restaurant)."

This screams PETA, though I suppose a membership in PETA would be the least of your problems if you were involved with this freak.

I think he's dangerous

Pathetic zany faces he pulls to make himself seem cool and relevant,

None of you guys think his look screams "GAY!!!"

"I oppose racism including anti-white racism (which I have experienced twice in my life, both times with devastating consequences to me). I oppose sexism including anti-male sexism (which I have also experienced with devastating personal consequences)."

Translation: Long ago, I sent for a mail-order bride from the Third World. After a few years and few children, she could no longer handle my outrageous self-absorption and obvious mental illness and divorced me, requesting reasonable child support. When my children realized how vicious I was in my reaction to this, they too rejected me.

You'd be surprised to know just how many white republicunt boomers think exactly as he does.

"President Trump is systematically dismantling the corruption. His courage, strength and staggering genius overwhelm me with respect and awe. Hallelujah!!"

"None of you guys think his look screams 'GAY!!!'"

No, I think it screams "J. K. Simmons and Harry Anderson had a baby."

Sorry old man with your herbal viagra. You don't have the money for a beautiful tantric Goddess. You expect your tantric goddess to have a job/money to support herself?

Very DL. An elderly 2-3 searching for a younger 10.

Sincerely, Reverend William

"Mark was my boyfriend from November 2012 through March 2013. I can vouch for his outstanding character in every respect. Mark is a perfect gentleman." Isabel C

So, is he Mark or is he William? Or is he Mark William? Reverend Mark William?

“ I have three NON-serious physical health issues that I'm striving to heal, primarily by non-allopathic means. The first is a dental challenge, for which I have resisted getting implants in the hopes of a better solution. The second is some hearing loss, for which I wear hearing aids. I will explain the third to you later. I am grateful that most of the time my body is pain free, healthy and energetic.”

What frau could POSSIBLY resist? Go get him, ladies! (Send 5 photos.)

You give me one billion dollar, I'm yours

Whoever bags this prize should save this website as evidence when filing for conservatorship over him.

He's a poor, R29. Not worth the trouble.

I love it when a 3 or 4 shares his extensive criteria for a mate! HILARIOUS!

Thank you for sharing, OP!

[quote] most of the time my body is pain free, healthy and energetic.”

I'm considering going drag just to solve the mystery of what the hell that third medical issue is.

My guess is fecal incontinence, R32.

Here we go:

"The three skyscrapers in New York City (WTC 1, 2 and 7) that collapsed on 9/11/2001 were destroyed by pre-set explosives in a massive operation planned and executed by agents within the U.S. government (the "deep state")."

Some combination of advanced neurosyphilis, early-onset Alzheimer’s, and a history of cocaine and/or meth abuse.

Please, someone tell Kathy Griffin, she can disguise herself and date him as a joke!

r32, and r33, good guesses, but I'm going with can't get a boner.

And this gentleman is a perfect example of why one must be very cautious about one's drug dealer.

Is it aspergers?

the scary thing is r38, he is anti drugs, this is him completely sober

A true Trumpster’s ad would read:

I am on a serious quest for a Republican Tantra Goddess...who is willing to be grabbed by the pussy.

Is it just me or does he resemble Biden?

[quote] "Mark was my boyfriend from November 2012 through March 2013. I can vouch for his outstanding character in every respect. Mark is a perfect gentleman." Isabel C

Isabel probably thanks God every day for her bullet-dodging skills

Do we know his full real name?

[quote] Copyright © 2019 and 2020 by FMRG Trust

Oh my God has he actually registered this?

He should look-up “emotionally mature”. That’s not Trump, certainly.

apparently he wrote this and his real name is Mark Laurence Donald Emerson

There’s a video too. Sweet Jesus.

[quote] We keep no secrets from each other, except pursuant to a rule we mutually create. I propose secrets be permitted in the following circumstances: (a) as required by law, by professional ethics or by contract; (b) to create happy surprises; and (c) in matters irrelevant to our relationship (1) to protect the privacy of others or (2) to avoid stirring up old garbage from the past that we have let go of and grown far beyond.

I suspect the last part is code for not telling her about all the restraining orders that have been taken out against him

Aspies don't want him, R39.

R32 Please do!

his linkedin

Trump’s tantra mantra: She’s bleeding from her whatever.

r47 The front cover is genuinely a drawing of him paying for sex with an Indian women.

“Make me a sandwich, bitch! Namaste.”

Write hard-hitting legal documents for attorneys to file in court on behalf of their clients. The attorneys are MY clients, but I am not an attorney myself. Have written more than a thousand high-quality motions, oppositions, complaints, answers, demurrers, ex partes, declarations, evidentiary objections, trial briefs, appeals and writ petitions for more than 150 attorneys. Better writer than most attorneys. Self-taught in the law and use Westlaw for legal research. Judges like the way I write and generally rule in my clients' favor. I do this work in the capacity of a religious missionary for the purpose of spreading the Light of God into the legal system where it is desperately needed! Write hard-hitting legal documents for attorneys to file in court on behalf of their clients. The attorneys are MY clients, but I am not an attorney myself. Have written more than a thousand high-quality motions, oppositions, complaints, answers, demurrers, ex partes, declarations, evidentiary objections, trial briefs, appeals and writ petitions for more than 150 attorneys. Better writer than most attorneys. Self-taught in the law and use Westlaw for legal research. Judges like the way I write and generally rule in my clients' favor. I do this work in the capacity of a religious missionary for the purpose of spreading the Light of God into the legal system where it is desperately needed!

Should we forward his dating profile to TLC? It would be a hoot to see him on "90 Day Fiance" - exactly the kind of loser who would appear on that shitshow.

[quote] I am not a simple man. I'm sophisticated, multi-talented and multifaceted. Some have called me a Renaissance Man; others have called me a genius.

My eldest brother is on the spectrum, I think. He’s a deplorable. He has a reputation for being smart and I know no reason why. Perhaps, simply because he takes a long time to make a point, and makes things unnecessarily complicated. My 2d older brother related a story where the eldest said something that was simple and odd. Then the eldest followed up with, “you probably think I’m a philosopher”, but my 2d older bro and I just think he’s an idiot.

That’s what I think of when I read this oddball calling himself a genius.

Great find, OP! How did you find this?

I LOVE to teach and am VERY good at it. Taught Chemistry and LOVED it! Did a chemical "magic show" for them every day, demonstrating the theory and problem solving I was teaching. My students loved me.

Unfortunately, I became the victim of racial discrimination because I am WHITE. After one year of teaching, I was replaced by a person of another race (whom I later learned did not understand chemistry). This pushed my political beliefs away from the left. So-called "affirmative action" might be "legal," but it's as just ugly as illegal racial discrimination.

Anyone who has to tell everyone what a catch they are, is a loser. LOL, I'm cacking!

Major major aspie autism freak,

Immediately this Beta strikes me as a completely unrealistic idiot. Makes a long list of qualifications of what HE seeks rather than hoping to impress re what he offers. Obviously he's a "Zero."

[quote] In this paragraph, I will very briefly describe four aspects of my career. First, I have founded a spiritual organization devoted to healing this planet by eliminating needless human suffering. Second, I am creating (with my team) a series of online products that will revolutionize mathematics education, and we anticipate releasing our first product in early 2020. Third, I am creating (with my team) a new IT platform that will uplift the computer industry. Fourth, I make money as a consultant, working in my home office serving clients.

This is the paragraph that tells me all I need to know: he's poor.

For the benefit of my own children and their friends, I offered Algebra I and Geometry classes two night a week in my garage (converted to a classroom) during the regular school year. Made MAJOR upgrades to my two textbooks (which are critical to my math-teaching paradigm). Kids and parents were delighted.

The Los Angeles Unified School District (LAUSD) was NOT delighted and attempted to block the kids from getting credit. I attended a meeting of the LAUSD Board of Education and addressed them. This led to meetings with one Board member and the Associate Superintendent of Instruction, who claimed what I was doing "flies in the face of public education." This is bureaucratic code for "Innovation Not Permitted, ESPECIALLY when it works!" This is the main reason education is such a mess. They allowed the credit to transfer, but only once, and stated that in the future it would have to be from an "accredited" school.

He's got children. He taught kids.

Also I'd add that as awful as he is, he seems pretty flexible-- if you do things or like things that he doesn't like, he just asks that you do them away from him (eat meat, for example).

I attribute that flexibility to the quality I mentioned above: he's poor.

I think we should introduce him to Greta Turdberg and watch him go insane

He sounds like one of those classic self-proclaimed "nice guys" who do utterly creepy things to women and wonder why they won't go out with them, moan about how women always choose the assholes instead of nice guys like them, then turnaround and call women bitches and whores when they say they aren't interested.

I'd answer, but my genitals exploded after reading the second paragraph, making me sadly ineligible.

There is absolutely no woman on earth who could meet his qualifications. Not one.

He’s actually looking for someone exactly like him except she has money, has a vagina and is hot.

I wonder how many of the frau cunts that invade DL on a regular will hit him up.

r42 He's honestly pretty close to what I imagine the guy in those my "neighbors son Joel" threads looks like.

This man is a revolutionary... You are all to closed-minded to see.

R67, I totally I agree

R71, Lol, perfect!

Oh dear, his business (Angelbase.com) is having some problems

"This website is under re-construction.

The AngelBase project is going well, albeit more slowly than we would like.

Major announcements coming in early 2020."

Please check back in March 2020.

Be careful what you wish for, pops.

crazy eyes and dentures.

[quote] I need a mirror to see my face, but not so see inside mySelf. Like everyone else, I'm God's work in progress being sculpted by a Divine Hammer and Chisel. It's been a long, sometimes excruciating journey. I am often astonished at how well I am turning out! I seem to be getting better and better. The credit goes to God, but I do work pretty hard at Self-improvement, willingly cooperating with God, including under that Chisel!

Kanye? Is that you?

Well , I do like his hats . I wonder where he keeps his tin one ? Dont kid yourselves , theres some desperate old widow that will marry him .

NOT IT!!

He’s like a Dollar General Roger Stone.

Roger Stone's mellow hippie doppelganger.

I found his mate. She's in the "Lady FREAKS Out in Walmart", motherfuckers.

He's got a bit of Marshall Applewhite about him at R70.

[quote] I also believe He has returned and is in a human body on this planet right now... He's world famous but has not yet publicly disclosed his past life as Jesus.

It's Trump, isn't it? He thinks Trump is Jesus.

[quote]None of you guys think his look screams "GAY!!!"

No. And please don't go there, r20. If there was ever someone we DON'T want to be gay, it's this insane idiot.

I notice that on his "Astrology" page, there is not one mention of the sign of Aquarius, good or bad. Rather odd for someone who considers himself a great humanitarian/the savior of the human race. Doesn't like to talk about the competition, perhaps?

As a Fat womon, would I be useful on tantra detail?

Just you wait. Trump will appoint him as our Ambassador to India based on his stellar tantric skills and years with a guru.

And the hat.

R88, he’d have to earn a billion dollars first.

What a rip off! The moron who took the Ukranian job only had to pay in a million!

Yep, R84. This absolute moron thinks Trump is Jesus.

[quote] President Trump is systematically dismantling the corruption. His courage, strength and staggering genius overwhelm me with respect and awe. Hallelujah!!

President Trump is truly making America great again. As America once again shines its vast Light, the world will follow, and we will see unprecedented global liberty, abundance, health, peace and happiness.

This part is shocking...!

“I oppose laws that criminalize the exchange of sex for money between mutually consenting adults without force or fraud. I believe prostitution should be an honorable career choice for women and an honorable way for men to get their needs met. Jailing people for this is crazy.”

Is it really shocking? That's his only way of getting laid.

Well, R92, he is a Tantric after all. Whatever he thinks it means, it pretty obvious he never studied with a 'guru' and just read an old copy of the Kama Sutra he found hidden in his kid's room.

This poor woman could only stand him for 2 weeks, that sounds about right.

[quote]"I met Mark on an international dating website in 2017. I traveled to Los Angeles and stayed with him for approximately two weeks. Our relationship is excellent. [Unfortunately, due to problems on my end unrelated to Mark we had to end our romance, but we remain friends.]" Maria G

[quote] I met Mark on an international dating website in 2017

ForeignBrides.com?

R95 Lol, someone pulled the "It's not you it's me". Getting away without upsetting the potentially unstable psycho. Smart woman.

r92 the sad open secret is trump has always paid for it.

He wrote all of hose testimonials about him from women. It’s all his voice.

Also, this: “Performing brain surgery is not for everyone, but it pays well, and many doctors who do it enjoy the work. Likewise, prostitution is not for everyone, but it pays well, and many women who do it enjoy the work.”

How spiritual...

He oozes 'personality disorder' from every pore. Do Not Want.

[quote]He wrote all of hose testimonials about him from women. It’s all his voice.

What a loser! Tremendously embarrassing! LOSER!!!

R99 I love how prostitution is obviously a female-only occupation.

I can’t be the ONLY one who thought this...

He's completely mental.

"My two greatest living heroes are my spiritual Guru and Donald Trump. In very different ways, each has hugely contributed to my personal development including my understanding of the world, the problems I have faced and my life mission. My gratitude to each of them is inexpressible. Incredibly, on top of the benefits I have personally received from Mr. Trump (which I will explain when we meet), he is now President of the Unites States!! No-one of such immense greatness and deep devotion to God has occupied the White House since Abraham Lincoln! Indeed, the Democrats have not been this angry since Lincoln freed their slaves! I pray for Trump's safety and success several times daily as he sets America free."

I'm especially intrigued by "Incredibly, on top of the benefits I have personally received from Mr. Trump (which I will explain when we meet)." Any guesses about that?

Ha ha, R104 - reception at the Bellagio! Satin shoes required!

R97, a 'smart' woman wouldn't have flown in and stayed for two weeks. Or given some lame recommendation.

This is so creepy (and unintentionally hilarious) that I am actually speechless. OP, how did you come across this guy’s site?

R93 Sarcasm is lost on you, eh?

Sadly, most of his websites are down. Here's one that's still partly available.

What a mess

[quote]I love everyone, am therefore a disciple of Jesus, and hence a Christian. (I do not believe He was the only son of God, rather I believe He was a son of the only God. I also believe He has returned and is in a human body on this planet right now... He's world famous but has not yet publicly disclosed his past life as Jesus.) I go to the Malibu Hindu Temple once a month for Ganesha Homa (fire ceremony) and Abhishekam (milk pouring ceremony), so I am a Hindu. I have worshipped at several Buddhist temples, so I am a Buddhist. I am also developing a religion of my own.

r109 Thank you for finding this.

r111 For those who just want the transcript

[quote] Note: the ritual video is NOT for entertainment. It's purpose is to MAKE RAIN!

This is the gift that keeps on giving. Where did you find him, OP?

R111, you're welcome! Here's more from another site of his.

[quote] I invested one million dollars* in AngelBase because it can revolutionize the database industry.- MS *Minimum investment $720

r114 Everything about this seems legit.

Someone should fill out his form and tick every box according to his liking then upload a picture of Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi. He'd probably have a stroke.

Well then. If he's xtian and buddhist, looks like I'll have to take him in hand. Trouble is, which one?

I think I might be Jesus. I'm surprised he hasn't noticed.

It seems sad to me.

Dude casts a wide net. I think we all know why.

It looks to me that he thinks Trump is the living Jesus.

Trump has Just about every flaw imaginable. I’ll never understand how anyone can idolize him.

I think his bride took a wrong turn into traffic recently, because FAITH.

How long before he discovers his clicks are coming from us and takes it down?

Surely we can help him find his special gal. Who would you nominate? Roseanne? Victoria Jackson? Poo Shoes?

To those wondering where this nugget of comedy gold came from: A friend posted it on Facebook (yes, I know). It has also been ruthlessly mocked on Reddit (yes, I KNOW) which is probably where he found it.

No one has that much time, R124. He should just cast his hopes upon the next life. Does believing everything get you a ticket to the wheel?

What’s Tila Tequila up to these days?

R127, do you cast for reality shows? That would be viewing gold....

[quote] Trump's example of gentleness profoundly inspired me. He is overwhelming them by his goodness, and they know it. Rather than attacking them, he invites them to come and invest in America! I cried as I realized I need to be gentler with the enemies of freedom. Although his administration is systematically removing the vast corruption, it is not his first priority. Instead he is making America great again just as he promised. That is doing far more to reduce suffering than putting all the culprits in prison. I have learned that prosperity trumps vengeance!

Yeah, when I think of Donald Trump, the first word that comes to mind is "gentleness".

I kept thinking he looked familiar, and I just realized that he looks a lot like a creepy guy who used to go to First Friday in downtown Las Vegas.

I have no idea if they’re the same person, but the First Friday guy used to skulk around the edges of groups and if anyone made eye contact he would take it as an invitation to walk over and start preaching about quantum physics, numerology, and conspiracies.

That really sounds like him, R130!

He looks like a kiddie toucher who, after arrest, would blame his misdeeds on "...the voices in his head".

A (Datalounge) Star Is Born.

Who is going to take the plunge and start catfishing this fucker?

You have to upload five photos. No straight-hanging garments. No back shots.

No doubt he is a mod on some dying obscure forum... I would love it if someone found it.

THERE WAS A QUIZ AT THE BEGINNING!

[quote] If you manage to make it through all eleven questions without a kiss-less goodbye, then I will tell you a lot about myself, the relationship I want, and my demanding requirements. I will tell you far, far more than you will see in the men's profiles on any dating website. Then you will have the opportunity to fill out a detailed contact form and submit it to me with your photos.

I can’t believe he hasn’t gone viral yet

Where’s the part where he says he’s broke?

(Or, does OP mean he’s just emotionally broken?)

Well, he knows what he wants.

R137, Topic 6 Weaknesses and Challenges [quote]Problem 1. At my age, with my large goals and a lifetime of hard work, I should have already been successful. But I have not yet attained the material success I want. I cannot promise you material success, but our Tantric Partnership will be a gigantic help! If you want someone who has already made his fortune, I am not your man.

Well hello, lover.

On second thought, goodbye. As America’s foremost authority on health and beauty, can you imagine me drinking tantra drinks from Starbucks every day? Aren’t they like 640 ounces??

Dry your tears, lover. You had to have known that an ingenue’s hot bod would always take precedence over true love.

Adieu!

It's alarmingly reminiscent of the website run by Philip Garrido, the religious fruitcake who kidnapped Jaycee Dugard. Just saying.

Question 7 of 11: What is your hairstyle?

- My hair is naturally straight or wavy, but not curly. My hair falls at least half way down my neck (or longer). I have no intention of having my hair cut short. I rarely use (or never use) hairspray.

- Something else.

- What I do with my hair is my business, and no man has any right to demand that my hair look, feel or smell a certain way.

Question 8 of 11: Do you have a trim waistline?

- Yes, my waistline is trim. I am not overweight, and I have healthy, well-disciplined eating habits that keep my figure beautiful.

- Something else.

- What I do with my body is my business, and no man has any right to demand that my figure look a certain way.

One of the answers that will "fail" the quiz is this:

[quote] When a woman accuses a man of sexual harassment or sexual assault or rape, the woman should be believed, and the man should be disbelieved. Women should automatically beat men in court, regardless of the facts. Men and boys should be punished today for bad things that other men (including men who are long dead) did to women (including women who are long dead).

The specific mention of "including women who are long dead" makes me wonder what the police would find if they dug up his back garden (although to be frank, I was already wondering that BEFORE I read this part)...

I have to ask. Are we sure this is for real? It looks like the kind of elaborate hoax one of my ex-silicon valley bosses would have pulled.

r145's question comes from a place of cynicism, disbelief, and ignorance, and is just the kind of political correctness that has wrecked so many minds. You lack the qualities I seek in a tantric goddess, and so, goodbye (without a kiss)!

There were at least 8 restraining orders against him for stalking a woman. Thankfully, it was all a big misunderstanding, as stated in the "Peace Agreement" here.

So here's his side of the story about how he was abused and falsely accused. All he did was send flowers, love letters and hundred dollars bills (that were not returned, he kinda insists on that) to a woman who everyone thought was in love with him! They could tell by the way she screamed at him!

In his defense, the other members of that church sound nuts, too.

LMAO! OF COURSE this head case has restraining orders against him!

It’s not so funny anymore. He has the propensity to become violent @R148

WOW, that's a hell of of a find, R147 /148.

I can't copy-paste from that doc, but the worst part so far is on page 3, where he goes into how he was compelled to do those things because he was told by three different spiritual practitioners that she was the woman he was destined to marry.

I hope one of the Meghan Markle hating fraus that obsessively post here will hit him up. It may be the only way to get rid of them.

I was thinking the same thing, R83. He's Do. Any woman who agrees to date him will have to purchase Nikes and barbiturates.

[quote]R147 Thankfully, it was all a big misunderstanding, as stated in the "Peace Agreement" here.

Mmmm. Wouldn’t it be nice to think so? Yet one wonders...

page 3:

[italic]”If the Court of Appeals holds a hearing on the writ petition, then Mark, Delores, and [attorney] Cheryl shall each attend the hearing. However, Dolores and Mark shall sit at least 25 feet apart from each other in the courtroom (the courtroom is quite large).”

He does look like a kiddie diddler, one of those creepy Western guys you see in some poor Southeast Asian country, going after prepubescent girls or boys. Someone should check his travel logs - I'm pretty sure you'd see places like Thailand , Cambodia, or Philippines all over his passport.

Why does he dress like Quentin Crisp?

R125. Triple MARY!!!

Should you not meet his wifely standards (“Your Mercury is not in Pisces; Your Jupiter is not in Capricorn; Your Saturn is not in Aries”) but ARE a hooker, [italic] all is not lost![/italic]

[quote] I oppose laws that criminalize the exchange of sex for money between mutually consenting adults without force or fraud. I believe prostitution should be an honorable career choice for women and an honorable way for men to get their needs met. Jailing people for this is crazy. The many arguments claiming that prostitution is harmful and/or evil are each readily debunked. In reality, prostitution relieves the sexual frustration that bends the minds of many men and drives some of them to commit real sex crimes, including sexual assault and rape. Prostitution reduces the rate of such crimes, thereby protecting women and girls. Performing brain surgery is not for everyone, but it pays well, and many doctors who do it enjoy the work. Likewise, prostitution is not for everyone, but it pays well, and many women who do it enjoy the work.

Here is some older stuff he wrote about 10 years ago, I got it off of some people mocking him on Etsy in 2009:

[quote]Extremely passionate tantra master who does not ejaculate (except on rare occasions). Stay fully hard through multiple male orgasms without ejaculating. Can and will genuinely DELIVER "so many times you lose count"

[quote]She does not have too many unwelcome thoughts, nor does she experience a lot of "mental chatter"—her mind is fairly quiet... for some of the time, anyway

[quote]...marriage includes financial and legal dimensions, and the complexities of my Global Vision will necessitate a pre-nuptial agreement. I will be generous, giving the Goddess I seek 100% legal control over an appropriate portion of the anticipated wealth.

[quote]No mental disorders

[quote]Furthermore, she is potentially interested in sacredly exploring FEMALE bisexuality as a Goddess, so that, by my simultaneously worshipping multiple Goddesses, we can greatly intensify the power of our sexual magic, thereby accelerating the manifestation of our Global Vision.

[quote]She loves others unconditionally, meaning that even if they impose a "condition" of rejecting or betraying or harming her, she keeps loving them anyway.... her mature love cannot sour into hatred

Hard to believe more than a decade later and he still hasn't found his special goddess!

A few red flags further down, for those that may have missed them:

"YOU have a job or other means of paying your expenses and providing for your minor children, if any."

"We answer each other's texts promptly. We pick up when the other calls. When we are physically separated (e.g. before we live together, or when one of us travels without the other), texts and calls are all the more important." (Answer immediately, or there will be hell to pay)

"I propose secrets be permitted in the following circumstances: (a) as required by law, by professional ethics or by contract; (b) to create happy surprises; and (c) in matters irrelevant to our relationship (1) to protect the privacy of others or (2) to avoid stirring up old garbage from the past that we have let go of and grown far beyond." (Sheldon Cooper!)

"I will do almost anything to make you smile and laugh. This includes a lot of benign teasing." (Verbal abuse guaranteed)

"Spending time with me may increase your own peacefulness (other women have told me this). But I will also challenge you to expand and grow." (More verbal abuse coming up!)

"I am guided by God in all that I do" (Obey me as you would obey God, or else)

"In other words, each time we make love, she will become a happier, more powerful, more fully developed Goddess."

"Physical contact with animals drains my energy."

"However, I strongly dislike rock and rap, so if you enjoy them, I would appreciate your listening privately. " (Wifey will never be allowed to touch the remote control.)

"This planet can sustain a vastly larger human population than its present seven billion people—perhaps even a hundred billion people."

"I cannot promise you material success, but our Tantric Partnership will be a gigantic help! If you want someone who has already made his fortune, I am not your man."

"Although it is never my intention, I scare some people."

"(Physically, you have neither had any surgery nor suffered any injury that mutilated or harmed your genitalia, or impaired their sensitivity, or restricted the size of their opening.)"

"And I look totally gay! Like, a true Datalounging eldergay!" (Okay, he didn't say that. He didn't have to.)

It reads like a Narcissist's Manifesto.

Or a deluded "Law of Attraction" loon: Pretend It and She Will Come

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry that this exists in our Universe.

No mental disorder

I have all the best people. Only the best people.

A girl I went to grade school with went full Trumpster in 2016 and started a business where she sold healing crystals that will only work for fellow Trumpsters. She's dumb as hell (no surprise) and gets fired from her real jobs every 6-12 months. The worst part about the few months I spent being her friend on Facebook was seeing how many people just like her there were. This guy is sadly not an anomaly! And he's probably got an untreated mental or personality disorder to boot, like a lot of these folks do.

[quote]I will explain the third to you later.

That'll be herpes.

This is the kind of guy who is most likely to shoot up a place because the voices in his head told him to.

[quote]By worshiping her sexually, as I proceed delicately, step by intimate step, and as she surrenders completely into our lovemaking, I will merge my male power with her female power and, with awesomely loving male intention, I will make her shimmer with Divine Light, make her belly overflow with butterflies, make her heart sing in wild, ecstatic rapture, and then make her explode again and again and again, and as she explodes, her highest Goddess qualities will blossom, develop and fully manifest.

And which can foretell the burly application of hairy pubis grinding unto likesame hairy pubis? This very precisions of God's hand whosoever witness of intent of The HOMOSEX??? Eeeeeeeeeee! This very good for me, I find.

About the only thing I agree with him on is that we should have paper ballots only. Did you notice he rails against transexuals, but not homosexuality? We're making progress, people!

His eyes are nuts. He’s mentally ill. I bet his $ comes from being a security guard.

R47 From one of the reviews on Amazon:

“Through his stories, I learned what a deeply spiritual and religious man Mr. Emerson is who respects woman like no other person I have ever met. Before the act of sex, he always gives a prayer; a blessing to the prostitute as he holds the money in his hand before handing it to the prostitute...”

Makes me feel sorry for the hooker. Can you imagine having a client like that?

Wow. This is a compilation of every messed up dating profile I’ve encountered online, minus the “shirtless in the bathroom mirror” or in “my car wearing sunglasses” selfies.

Love it when they say “YOU are/will.....”. Thanks - that’s all I needed to know.

It's always the biggest deadbeats with the longest list of criteria in partners, lol.

The utterly predictable criminal record is the shit icing on the feces cake of this loser's life!

Can someone post a link to the criminal record?

[quote] Videos Produced, Directed, Written, Shot, Edited and Slides Prepared by Mark Laurence, Donald Emerson

[quote] Theoretical Mathematics and Proof Reading of Video Slides by Jonathan R. Emerson

[quote] Technical, Studio and Software Support by David L. Emerson

[quote] LectureMagic™ Video Presentation Technology, Patent Pending Mark and David Emerson, Inventors

r114 The fact somehow he managed to have sex at least 4 times is a marvel. He probably does a PowerPoint presentation after on how they can improve. Also I'll assume Mark Laurence/Emerson are the same person and that kids mother wised up and ran with the kid as soon as she could.

Wait never mind. Mark's his name, Laurence is probably what he uses to dodge his creditors.

He’s into young boys. Seen this type before and in action. Young boys and Asian massage parlor girls. He likes to play teacher/student with the boys and the girls are used as receptacles to drain his bags.

Yes, R177! I'll bet the lady who swore the restraining orders out against him was a massage parlor worker and looks all of ten years old without her makeup. He probably tried to screw her kindergarten aged daughter and blamed either an alter ego or "the voices", when she caught him!

His perfect woman has LOTS of friends.

He wants potential clients and investors.

[quote] AngelBase™ is a new, general-purpose database platform, as well as IT applications created/running on that platform. AngelBase will holistically transform the $390-billion IT industry with a storybook metaphor involving a "data village" and "angels." It solves at least three industry-wide problems:

[quote] Problem 1: tech people and non-tech people must work together on IT systems, but have difficulty understanding each other. Problem 2: The tech learning curve is steep and filters out many who would thrive if they could learn tech. Problem 3: Existing IT systems access the database via "queries" that look through the data to get what is needed, but queries have inherent speed limitations.

[quote] AngelBase replaces Oracle Database, Microsoft SQL Server, and IBM DB2. AngelBase will greatly empower programmers, users and executives, and is prayerfully intended to uplift humanity & reduce suffering.

I could be wrong. But is he planning to tell IT professionals the Nativity story and this will somehow replace existing database software?

How can this guy be any more pathetic or pitiful than the old queens desperately trying to stay relevant and fuck guys young enough to be their grandsons.

r181 By being an insane cult leading Republican who has a history of violence against women?

Looking at the guy, he might want to be searching for a blind Tantra Goddess

Where does it say he had legal trouble/arrests??

Here’s a sex worker’s review of him as a client:

I called the restraining orders @ R49

The photo in the OP of the “sexy seniors” thread might look like a Peking duck, but at least he is not (one assumes) a mentally ill cult leader with 8 restraining orders against him.

This is from the sex workers warning about him:

"This guy is a real dominating type of nut, but in the worst possible way ie passive aggressive way. His mannerisms are indicative of a child" "He is controlling, but acts like a kid when carrying it out! "

This actually reminds me of a seriously creepy former co-worker, one whose younger wife died under mysterious circumstances after he'd found another job and I no longer had to deal with him. His behavior around the women in the office was really weird - sometimes he'd act like a child and expect the women to coo over him, sometimes he'd act authoritarian and expect the women to kowtow. He never got used to the way his female co-workers and female bosses failed to do what he wanted, he lived in a perpetual state of barely hidden anger and offense. God knows what kind of personality disorder leads to that behavior, but if you see it, do NOT get close.

I'm sure he aspires to be a cult leader, R187, and still doesn't understand why nobody's following him.

Now really, DOES anyone know of any restraining orders against him? Or are we all just assuming that they exist? Because yeah, it's a logical assumption.

r189 see r147

[quote]R159 from his manifesto:[italic] “Likewise, prostitution is not for everyone, but it pays well, and many women who do it enjoy the work.“[/italic]

I’m not sure most street prostitutes are either A.) paid well, or B.) enjoy their work.

Maybe there are “many” prostitutes, globally, who are paid well and enjoy their work - but it’s not my impression that’s the experience of most in that field.

Is Ann Coulter still single? Perhaps they should meet.

No scrubs! Get a job.

He's like a deranged, charm-free version of paleo-viral star Randy Constan.

[quote]R181 How can this guy be any more pathetic or pitiful than the old queens desperately trying to stay relevant and fuck guys young enough to be their grandsons?

We don’t know much about those guys, while this one has revealed a lot about his mental illness.

When even the hookers don't want you...

Not surprising, but...MESS!

He is going to end up killing a woman who has rejected him and driven him into a narcissistic rage.

We’re nowhere near being the first board to delight in his Goddess Quest.....lots of post and links to other sites on an Etsy board from 2009:

Is GOOP linked up with anyone? Send him a vagina candle.

He reminds me of someone...

Malignant Narcissist Seeks Imaginary Woman.

r199 Going by Etsy he had a similar www.findingmygoddess.com website back then. That's whatever. the disturbing part is if you follow the link it takes you to Trumps twitter. WHAT THE FUCK?

He looks like former Florida Governor Rick Scott (aka Medicare fraudster)...and I don't mean that as any kind of compliment.

Right. So, obviously Trump's his idol because FLOTUS was once a hooker that (in this dude's batshit bellfry) Trump turned into the perfect wife, cheats with other hot women at will with no repurcussions, he has money and power, and sues people. It would be a shame if he started to fixate and stalk POTUS. A real shame.

Can we get this guy a pass to play golf at Mar-a-Lago?

R203, you can still access it but a lot of the photos are missing. This is from 2008:

[quote]But I’m funny! I will make you laugh... lots. The most convenient way for a guy to make a girl laugh is to TEASE her. Girls are SUPPOSED to get teased by guys. And I’m good at it. I will tease you hard and outrageously. I will pretend to be totally serious when I’m teasing you, and it is YOUR job as the girl to figure out that I’m not serious at all. I will tease you for two (and only two) purposes, the first of which is to make you laugh. The second purpose is a little trickier to accomplish, and often happens in that delicious moment when I’ve just said something and you’re momentarily stunned (because you’re not sure whether I might actually be serious)—it’s my intention (in that delicious moment right before you crack up laughing) to make you get wet. To accomplish this, I will press you near your limit. But I might occasionally (and unintentionally) screw up and “cross a line” that causes my tease to backfire and make you feel hurt or upset, in which case I will profusely apologize. Is it worth the risk of my occasionally going too far? I’m looking for a woman who agrees that it’s worth the risk, wants me to tease her relentlessly, and LOVES it when my teasing makes her wet.

Found him on film!

What classy, attractive lady could resist that at R206? 🙄

R206

Puke

Most people will have at least one appealing thing about them No matter how gross they are.

Here's the exception to the rule.

r206 He's actually gotten less creepy over the years. Or just hides it better.

[quote] She is interested in sacredly exploring FEMALE bisexuality as a Goddess. Alternatively, as she evolves as a Goddess, she will be willing to discuss this with an open mind and to entertain the possibility of greatly intensifying the power of our sexual magic, thereby accelerating the manifestation of our Global Vision.

Probably just the restraining orders making him choose his wording with a bit more care, R211.

I noticed that, too R203. I’m guessing he redirected the sites he took down to redirect hits to Trump’s Twitter.

"Can we get this guy a pass to play golf at Mar-a-Lago? "

If someone will set up a GoFundMe, I will donate ten bucks.

r214 Do you really want to risk the chance Trump gets to meet this guy? He'd probably make him a tech adviser, or ambassador to India or something.

R211 It does look like the older version was even worse...

[quote] "She has a trim waistline (as do all four Goddesses above). Alternatively, if her waistline is ALMOST (but not quite) trim, she is willing to trim it down and keep it trim. No exceptions."

[quote] "She loves others unconditionally, meaning that even if they impose a "condition" of rejecting or betraying or harming her, she keeps loving them anyway.... her mature love cannot sour into hatred."

[quote] "If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have partially written a book entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes"

I was truthfully a little surprised at the part about how he would actually consider it a positive if the woman was once a prostitute. Most of these creepy straight "nice guy" types demand virgins (and even amongst normal straight guys, very few would be willing to marry or enter a serious relationship with a woman who was once a prostitute).

Jesus, how fucked-up do you have to be that even former prostitutes don't want you?

r216 From the section on The Most Difficult Lesson of My Life:

[quote] However, beginning in 1996 when God revealed the deeper aspects of my Global Vision to me, and as I innocently, lovingly and passionately expressed that vision (as God guided me to express it), I was astonished to learn that some people are scared of me. Why?

[quote] Why is anyone scared of me???

[quote] he brightest Light casts the darkest shadows. I simply did not understand until my mid-fifties how bright my Light actually is. Nor did I understand that, because my Light reveals the shadows in others, they get scared of their own shadows and then mistakenly believe those shadows are in ME.... and then they BLAME me.

[quote] This is precisely why Jesus was nailed to a cross. My Light is certainly not as bright as His, but it’s the same principle. Jesus was scary to many of the “normal” people of his time because he beckoned them to become the Divinity that is their birthright.... so the crowd shouted “crucify him.” (Mark 15:12-14.)

[quote] The perpetrators of my “crucifixion” were a group of approximately 10 ministers and “licensed spiritual practitioners” at an extremely popular church in Culver City, California. These people passionately and correctly preach the spiritual truth. But they repeatedly (and overwhelmingly) demonstrated to me and many of my friends that they lack the spiritual maturity to practice what they preach:

[quote] Also, if you are scared of me, then we are not a match.

R217, it's not that surprising. He assumes that if you get a prostitute into a relationship, she'll carry on doing whatever her client wants her to do, only she'll stop gabbling about respecting certain limitations because she's in love now. And his idea of a woman's love is completely obedience and forgiveness, he has no clue that you've got to treat a romantic partner's feelings with greater respect than anyone else's, his idea of "love" means abandoning all thoughtfulness and consideration, devouring the other person's mind until there's nothing there but himself.

A lot of straight men love prostitutes, for all the wrong reasons. They like that prostitutes are always sexually available (or so they assume), and they think that since a woman is sexually available, it should be easy to cross the lines and make her fall in love with him, while continuing to be as subservient and accepting as someone who's being paid for the girlfriend experience. This is one of the reason that being a female prostitute who caters who straight men is so very dangerous, some of their clients carry false expectations and are liable to erupt into rage if disappointed.

I wouldn't be surprised if this guy has some dead hookers buried in his back yard.

He is looking for a Republican with integrity? Might as well be looking for the leprechauns pot of gold.

Someone create a catfish that meets all of his requirements, contact him, and then share your interactions with him on this thread. I would do it myself, but I don't have the creativity needed to pull it off.

Please, PLEASE grant me this one wish, DLers. I, hand over my heart, promise that if I get it fulfilled, I'll never ask for anything again in my life.

[quote]Also, if you are scared of me, then we are not a match.

Well, there goes the ball game!

[quote] I simply did not understand until my mid-fifties how bright my Light actually is. Nor did I understand that, because my Light reveals the shadows in others, they get scared of their own shadows and then mistakenly believe those shadows are in ME.... and then they BLAME me.

This is the same stuff Charles Manson's followers used to come out with. They said that when people feared and persecuted him, they were judging a reflection of themselves.

The poster who said that this was the gift that kept on giving wasn't kidding. Every time you read it again, you come across a new fucked-up little thing that you didn't notice before.

Like, why the fuck does he want to know the age of any pet(s) the woman has?

We are all Dolores, in a way.

R224, I’m guessing it’s because he says physically touching animals drains him. Maybe he’s hoping that if his goddess has pets they are old and will die of old age soon.

R224, I’m guessing it’s because he says physically touching animals drains him. Maybe he’s hoping that if his goddess has pets they are old and will die of old age soon.

This guy is mental and exhausting.

"Can we get this guy a pass to play golf at Mar-a-Lago? "

This freak doesn't know how to play golf - that takes quite a bit of money (Ex PGA pro instructor, club fees, etc)

What little money he has, he seems to drop on sex workers who are repulsed by him.

How small is his pecker? Two inches? Three? Definitely tinymeat.

"Maybe he’s hoping that if his goddess has pets they are old and will die of old age soon. "

He's probably planning to kill any pets his Goddess has, and wants someone with old pets so he can claim it was natural causes. His Goddess isn't going to love anyone but him! And the hookers he brings home to expand their sexual horizons!

Like I said, dig up his back yard and you'll probably find some missing sex workers.

If you hang out in your local Starbucks long enough, I guarantee that you will meet a man exactly like this (or an equally nutty woman). They are everywhere.

....

This man just wants what most (particularly older) men want: someone young(er), whom will tolerate all of their bullshit, display no needs or personal desires of their own, and therefore not impose on him their needs or desires in any way (unless it’s sex, but only up to his personal boundaries).

Whether it’s right or wrong, we all know that minus love there is an exchange for this: resources, money primarily, etc... He clearly has nothing, or I think even he would understand this. (Not an endorsement, so much as an acknowledgment of the world).

But, he clearly does not.

Somewhere an ex is giggling and his children are mortified.

From the review: "The funny thing is he also claims to be a 'sex workers’ rights activist' but his mental problems PROVE exactly why all forms of sex work should be illegal by justifying the anti-sex workers right’s activist side. He is why TRICKS should not be a part of the sex workers right’s movement AT ALL!"

So many Dataloungers seem to not get this. Across-the-board legalization would be an absolute tragedy for prostituted women. There has to be some way to (somewhat) control these monsters. The Nordic model criminalizes the pimps and johns but NEVER the women, and that's what works best for keeping these women safe.

At least hes putting it out there , no matter how deranged he sounds.Thats more than I do .

All of these old white straight guys think like this. He's just the one being completely upfront about everything.

An excerpt from his prostitution book:

[quote]I was living in Los Angeles, California. It was New Year’s Eve. I picked up a copy of a free “alternative” newspaper called LA Weekly. A tiny ad in the “Escorts” section said “Kristina” and gave a phone number, which I called.

[quote]“Hello,” a woman’s voice answered. “Hi. Are you Kristina?” "Yes.” “I’m Mark. Do you do out-call or in-call?” “I only do in-call. You will have to come to me. I don’t have a car right now.” “And where are you located?” “Near Robertson and National.” “Okay. How much do you charge for one hour?” “$200 and you will be fully satisfied.” Only $200! That was a big improvement after paying $300 and $350. “What do you look like?” “I’m a beautiful Latina, with a perfect figure, long black hair, and I’m 23. You won’t be disappointed. I promise.” Good—she has black hair—I love black hair on women. I am a deeply spiritual man. For me, sex is sacred. It doesn’t matter to me whether I’m paying the woman. Sex is always sacred for me, with or without money. I said to Kristina, “I’m looking for a woman who is spiritual. Are you a spiritual woman?” “Well, I’m Catholic, but I don’t go to church much. I get turned off by the church, but I do believe in God. Why are you asking me about this?”“I want what we do together to be sacred and spiritual.” “Oh. I like that. That sounds nice. Nobody ever asked for that before. When are you going to come and see me, baby?” “So will you be okay with my doing a prayer before we start?” “Of course. I need prayers. So, are you coming to see me? I really want you to come and see me tonight. I promise you will be fully satisfied. You won’t be disappointed at all.” She was pressuring me. Kristina wanted me to come and pay her for sex. And she was promising me the sex would be good. I am utterly amazed by the extreme contrast in how women behave sexually depending on whether money is involved. Without money, most women will throw up huge obstacles to sex. They will make sex extremely difficult or impossible to attain for most men. (Accomplished male pickup artists excepted.) Women have a million ways to say “no” to sex. But a mere $200 caused this young lady, who turned out to be quite beautiful, to say “yes.” Not only that, she pressured me to come and have sex with her ASAP! Indeed, were it not for the $200, Kristina would never have offered me sex!

The next Mrs. Batshit is going to be a smart Russian, who will bludgeon him to death in sleep the day after she gets her green card. She'll tell the police it was self-defense, and they'll believe her.

The best part of R148's link is the bit where he says Dolores must be secretly interested in him after all, because one day she walked up to him and "launched a tirade" against him, and after she walked away a "savvy female witness" smiled at him and said, "She's in love with you!"

R239 I'm rooting for her!

I just noticed this part:

[quote]I have an apartment in Westside of Los Angeles where I spend most of my time, but I am a Nevada citizen and make several trips per year to Las Vegas (I have zero interest in gambling). With the success of my computer technology, my vision is eventually to have one mansion in Los Angeles and another mansion in Las Vegas.

Maybe I was on to something at R130. I won’t direct my sister to this thread because she might decide to stay, but I’m going to send her a couple of pictures and see if she thinks it’s the same guy. I wish I could remember more, but I vaguely remember her being spooked.

This thread is stirring up memories of a character I remember from an early 2000's forum on all things India. It was a fairly wholesome place in the beginning. There was a woman who inserted herself into a lot of threads and bit by bit she revealed her agenda. She said she was an Indian and her older American boyfriend had rescued her from the slums. And now they wanted to rescue other young women as well as trying to convince American women to join them for tantric sex, basically a threesome dressed up as some new religion they were starting up. It all went over like a lead balloon and she disappeared from the forum. I bet she got herself a green card and left the "boyfriend" in a haze of burnt rubber. Have to laugh at all his requirements, but in a way he is screening out actual women so that he can find vulnerable people on which to project all his sex nonsense, such as girls.

[quote]R234 Somewhere an ex is giggling and his children are mortified.

I want to hear from the ex wife.

I bet he cheated on her with hookers, and blamed it all on her not being properly goddessy enough.

[quote]R238 An excerpt from his prostitution book:

Is that opus on his site??

Something about this swerve in topics makes me giggle:

[quote] Good—she has black hair—I love black hair on women. I am a deeply spiritual man. For me, sex is sacred.

If sex is so sacred, why does the hair color even matter? Is it “spiritual” to place a higher value on one hair color over another?

It's very rare to have such a frank look at the thinking process of someone with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Most of them are smart enough to hide what they are, he's totally unabashed.

From the ABOUT YOU section:

[quote] Physically, you have neither had any surgery nor suffered any injury that mutilated or harmed your genitalia, or impaired their sensitivity, or restricted the size of their opening.

I don’t even - -

R248 Looks like I'm not eligible!

Well, at least SOMETHING good came out of it!

Agreed, R245! I think I “might” know who she is.....but have some more work to do first. Whomever she is, she hasn’t made it easy.....smart, and probably no accident.

Even if I eventually think I’m right, I might have to just let it go out of respect for the shit I’m sure she’s dealt with for years.

Somebody should give him Brenda Dickson's contact details. Maybe they could get Trump to give her back her mega mansion and multi-billion dollar fortune the Bells stole from her and get her back on Y&R as Jill.

R159, what if my Mars is in Uranus?

R251, I actually found it fairly simple to track her down:

His FB page -> view friends list -> search for people with same last name, with one result -> view that FB page -> view about info -> see mother and father's names

But given that they split up ~25 years ago, I don't think it's fair to bring her into this, so I won't give her name here.

I was amused to see that one of their sons currently works for Microsoft, though.

[quote]R254 I was amused to see that one of their sons currently works for Microsoft, though.

The computer program he wants to revolutionize the world with is (somehow) configured around “villages” and “angels”.

Doesn’t he realize hardly any businesses would make their employees work with some system that has religious overtones? I mean, that has to be a lawsuit waiting to happen...

R255, given the number of ways he's already taken leave of consensus reality, what's one more?

Yeah, please leave the ex-wife alone. She was smart/lucky enough to have gotten away from this creep. I'm sure she gets nauseous thinking about her time with his abusive 'teasing' , the disappointing intercourse with his nubbin and his serial killer personality.

Ok but let us ask questions about the wife! Is she foreign?

Please tell us about her!!!!!!

R258 she's a very ordinary, dowdy, all-American Frau who looks like a sweet, kooky elementary school librarian.

Her FB has a bunch of hippie "Save the Bees" kind of stuff, as well as stuff about meditation, but amongst Californians that's not really out of the ordinary. She has a BA in "Music Piano Performance" from UCLA.

It's also interesting to note that she's leftwing and opposes Trump...

Serious question: is it possible for mental illness to not present itself until later in life? I realize that schizophrenia symptoms usually don't become apparent until the early 20's, but I wonder about other disorders.

The fact that this guy managed to be married for 17 years to a relatively normal person, and also raised kids who are apparently well-adjusted enough to find spouses and start their own families, makes me believe that he wasn't always like this.

Maybe as he approached his 50's, the lack of success in his career and personal life made him crack?

Thank you, R259.

Obviously, she just wasn't 'hot' enough for her studly ex! And, I doubt her sex drive was anywhere near as high as the elderly, broke cultist in OP! She was undeserving of such a catch.

Thank God she managed to get away before he killed her and buried her in the backyard with the hookers he murdered.

[quote] Divorced after 17-year marriage. I have three fabulous adult sons and golden relationships with each of them. The oldest and youngest work with me developing my computer technology. My middle son is working on his MBA at one of the top business schools—he recently got married (the wedding was awesome), and I now have a fabulous new daughter-in-law!.

So he met his wife at UCLA, apparently knocked her up outside marriage (like any good Christian). At some point in his late 30s had a midlife crises started banging prostitutes, got divorced, Then everything else happened? And I thought my dad hitting 40 and buying a convertible was bad.

Narcissist. Crazy. Fugly. What a catch for some lucky frau goddess. My advice to the ladies....RUN!

R115 this is the guy, Mark Sims, who claims to have invested a million dollars in AngelBase.

[quote]In November 2012, Mark Sims had a face-to-face contact experience with an extraterrestrial named Tezjbar who communed with Mark for 12 days. In this presentation, Mark shares his incredible story and the things he was taught by Tezjbar, including how the evolution of individualized consciousness works.

Another pic of Mark Sims. Is there some sort of cult of old white guys with crazy eyes and fedoras?

What the everloving fuck is going on?

^He’s crazier than a shithouse rat.

Mark Sims pings

Oh, BARF! Go back to reign over Douchebagastan, you ugly CREEP!

I like that he’s, above all,[italic] a realist.[/italic]

[quote] on the outside, you are "hot"—men stare at you and tell you how beautiful you are, and some women are jealous of your beauty. You turn heads when you walk down the street, and when you walk into a room, everyone notices you—you light up the room!

Honestly, WHO can say that about themselves?? Even Heather Graham, perhaps the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met in person, doesn’t elicit ALL of that. You don’t even necessarily notice her when she comes into a room because she’s quiet.

Gorgeous people don’t turn it on like that ‘round the clock: it’s burdensome to have people only compliment your looks. They (dare I say, WE!) wouldn’t trade it in, and it makes life easier, but it’s not like you prance around like a show pony in your off hours.

Plus, you can’t please all the people all the time. It’s just mathematically impossible.

^ No less mathematically possible than a return on your investment in his internet remodeling.

Found his son on YouTube.

"Dear Future Ex-husband..."

R271 I thought it was some kind of parody but according to the comments the guy is actually serious...

He isn't just a narcissist, he is also anti social personality disorder (sociopath).

He views women as objects to use and control. He harassed and stalked a woman. He does not respect society's rules. He is potentially a dangerous person.

[quote] In November 2012, Mark Sims had a face-to-face contact experience with an extraterrestrial named Tezjbar who communed with Mark for 12 days.

r264 r275 12 days is a weird number. It's like the Great Tezjbar got a cheep package vacation for slightly under 2 Earth weeks.

Please, everyone, leave his family alone.

He isnt their fault.

I thought I'd seen it all until I got to r264. I doubt he invested any money though, he's just another nut.

Can we set him up with Tomi Lahren?

I can't believe the crazy at R264 is in his late 50's. I assumed mid-30's. Maybe the ET who kidnapped him gave him a youth serum.

R279. Back off, bitch! He’s mine!!

How soon before he's on Dateline, being asked by Keith Morrison why he killed his mail order bride?

Isn't it funny, how these mentally ill losers have absolutely nothing going for them (creepy, fug, restraining orders in their past, broke, poor fashion sense, etc.) yet remain utterly convinced they deserve a young, hot, principled goddess?

I honestly cannot imagine that level of self-esteem. If I was this dude, I'd off myself.

"In July 2019 I met Jay Sekulow at a rest area on I-70 in Maryland, in the handicapped stall. Should I go public with my story?"

Here's hoping he contracts Covid-19

He desn't think anyone 'deserves' his wonderfulness.

Did he die?

He’s got at least 10 Topics (See Topic 10: Politics)

[quote] (Re: his sons) The oldest and youngest work with me developing my computer technology.

Translation: They hooked up my modem, clear my cookies for me and got me on “Duck Duck Go,” a new security search website that prevents the deep state from following my internet tracks!

Did he leave a number?

He reminds me of my upstairs neighbor, highly charismatic little functioning alcoholic Trumphead in his early 60s.

"My two favorite movies are old ones: The Sound of Music (1965) and It's a Wonderful Life (1946)."

I suppose he means unironically.

Here's his lengthy contact form, girls!

Good way to entertain yourself while sheltering in place.

Photos from 2019. Outfit from 2002.

r294 "7. Your time of birth. (If you don't know it, please check your birth certificate or ask your mother if she is alive.) "

The search tags he selected for his smashwords profile suggest he's a pedophilia, rape, and human trafficking apologist (at least):

antisex feminism child prostitution goddess worship prostitute sacred tantra sex sex slavery sex work tijuana pussyland trafficking women girls vaginal orgasm

Haha 😂 😆 🤣 Yanks! My God!

[quote] tijuana pussyland

r297 Is that like Disneyland Florida? Also searching it brings up two very questionable sounding Dutch websites called internationalsexguide.nl and usasexguide.nl.

^ Yes, he's probably a longtime member and frequent poster on those "sex hobbyist" forums where johns and tricks tell each other which Asian massage parlors have underage sex slaves for sale.

Hard pass.

OMG, that find of yours, R247. BLECH!

Sorry, I meant R297.

He's a total crank and perv. Republican tantra goddesses, please avoid him!

Perv and abuser of women masquerading by pretending to worship them as goddesses.

This confirms my thinking that being a republican ad being religious are cases of mental disorder.

This thread could and probably will, be used as an FBI resource for nailing this creep.. Well done guys.

Neurotic idiot. Read a few posts. I have sufficient.

What a charmer

[quote] He reminds me of my upstairs neighbor, highly charismatic little functioning alcoholic Trumphead in his early 60s.

"Highly charismatic"? Have you been drinking with your upstairs neighbor?

Maybe Sherry Pie could catfish him and recharge her “career.”

He'll probably find someone. Anyone remember that odd little Peter Pan guy who finally found his Tink to share his weird fetish?

"I am financially responsible. You have a job or other means of paying your expenses and providing for your minor children, if any."

He's damn cheap. He wants sex for free after you've paid for you dinner.

She's mulling it over.

As a really horny Christian Republican Tantric goddess I was quite intrigued by this man and read his website from beginning to end. As I began to fill out the questionnaire on the last page I realized I needed to visit earlier pages for reference. What a surprise I had when I looked for links to the other pages at the bottom of the form. There weren't any! How is a goddess supposed to navigate this site without links! ! If you go back to page one you have to click every single damn page to get back to the questionnaire. What an idiot, who does that? I reject him!

Here's my photo, and I live in LA, too! His loss.

[quote]He'll probably find someone. Anyone remember that odd little Peter Pan guy who finally found his Tink to share his weird fetish?

Randy Constan (the Peter Pan guy) may be an odd duck, but I saw him on Letterman and he actually came across as pretty sane, articulate, harmless, and charismatic. I remember him saying that he realizes that people think he's a freak, but that doesn't stop him (and shouldn't stop anyone else) because that's just the way God made him/them.

This tantric Trump freak is anything BUT "sane, harmless, and charismatic." He's an almost-octogenarian incel freak who thinks he deserves a young, sexy, attractive woman who is also sane and financially successful, despite the fact that he possesses none of those qualities himself.

He's also had the "Finding my Republican Goddess" site up since 2008.

I learned a new word yesterday - "Lolcow"!

"lolcow (plural lolcows) (Internet slang, derogatory) A person whose eccentric or foolish behaviour can be exploited to amuse onlookers."

This guy is the absolute best sort of Lolcow. Most eccentric or foolish persons are kind of sympathetic or pitiable, but this is a guy I could snark at until the end of time without a single twinge of guilt.

I'm sending that link to every trans woman I know.

[quote] He's also had the "Finding my Republican Goddess" site up since 2008.

I think Roseanne Barr is available.

Paging Tiffany Trump....

Tells hims that I availables next years but will NOT sign prenup papers. #BeBest

Seems the type to bitch about being single to pals saying: "I'm such a great guy, how can the ladies not be down with my fine self?"

Freaks like this never accept that they turn off decent people, left and right, and aren't ever going to get who or what they feel they're 'entitled' to. I mean...even the hookers think he's a loser.

he's delusional as the creepy trump himself

In dark times, it's good to have something to laugh at

How's he doing these days?

Hopefully, catching a fatal case of 'rona from hookers who secretly despise him, R324.

Valerie Bertinelli is obsessed with this guy, she tweets of him every other day.

I was just thinking of him this week! I loved the reviews of him as a client by some of his hookers.

“AVOID!!”

I love the pretend girlfriend's comment, "Mark is a saint". It's like he is temporarily exhausted by talking about himself and went for lazy simplicity.

I bet he refuses to wear a mask - -

I bet he’s still a virgin

crazy eyes. dentures. hearing aid.

He states his site is very popular with over 1000 submissions. He then stated that 98 percent were fake and by men. I just know that half of datalounge went and filled in the online form. Hahahaha

Tijuana Pussyland!!! 🤣

I bet he makes the same kind of obscene phone calls to women like the killer did in Black Christmas.

"Pretty pink cunt! Pretty pink cunt! Let me lick your pretty pink cunt!"

I remember this from a few years ago here.

He has some really white teef! Quite a looker.

"Freaks like this never accept that they turn off decent people, left and right, and aren't ever going to get who or what they feel they're 'entitled' to."

IMHO it's straight men who are the last to get the memo that they don't get 100% of what they want in a relationship, that they have to accommodate the other person and not just expect the other to live up to their own fantasies. I mean, God knows gay men and lezzes and straight women and everyone else can be unrealistic, but it's the straight men who are the most likely to believe that somewhere out there is a woman who'll put up with 100% of their shit and like it.

"He then stated that 98 percent were fake and by men. I just know that half of datalounge went and filled in the online form."

ROFLMAO!!!!

I thought at first that picture was of Democratic Party Chairman Tom Perez.

Hi, Lurker here with breaking news. I wrote to Reverend William and he wrote back. He gave me a polite No due to our planet incompatibility, yet everything else was great. I'm not surprised however because I gave him a fake birthday. Needless to say, I wrote back confessing my sin, imploring him to give me another shot; I'm not done with Rev William, rest assured.

"Dear [redacted],

I have a website, FindingMyRepublicanGoddess.com , that includes a contact form. I received a submission via that form, which is copied below. It includes your email address.

Assuming your submission is legitimate, thank you for taking the time to read and to respond to my website. Thank you also for the beautiful photos you sent, and for your beautiful words, including the generous things you said about me.

However, I don't believe our planets are compatible for marriage.

May God BLESS you with a wonderful husband who is perfect for you, and you for him. May you also be BLESSED with the 100% healing of your vertebra, and all the tissues/nerves in and around it.

Rev. William"

Did you mention you’re a former prostitute?

Remember, he likes that!

UPDATE:

" Rev. William 8:42 PM (15 minutes ago)

to me

Moving back 11 days does not improve compatibility with my chart... we still have no sun, moon or rising sign connections. Good luck to you!"

Rev William is playing hard to get and I'm delighted (and intrigued)! I told him my /i/real/i/ birthday but we're STILL not a match . What now? Dare I tell Rev William that I also lied about my birth year? Do I try another date/year? Honestly what the fuck is wrong with this idiot? I sent the pervert a pic of my boobs and I didn't even ask for money yet for car repairs or relocation. WTF?? I'll keep you posted!

And he wonders why he’s alone?

R341, try confessing that you're really 14. That'll get his attention!

Apparently he has taken down the website. Does that mean that he found his soulmate?

The website may be gone, but this video will live forever!

Perhaps Anusmouth hired him as his new campaign manager, R344. He would get preferential treatment for any restraining orders, involvement with prostitution and misogyny. Expect to see him on a FOX News panel talking Dumpass up on Tuesday.

He never stops being funny

r344 He's had various versions over the years findingmygoddess.com, findingmyrepublicangoddess.com he'll never stop searching for true love. At least until he gets the money for one of those foreign bride sites.

Maybe he can have Melania when she gets a divorce from Donald

He has a new project. God is in the math!

"Watch Mark Emerson teach 13-year-old Isabella AND explain the investment opportunity"

I think he found his new goddess

We should try to match him up with that woman who claimed to have dated and broken up with Seth McFarland. She's on his level, with self published books about her work and innovations. There was a thread about it here not too long ago, and she trolled hard on it- it was very interesting. But do NOT mention her name, for it will bring a curse upon us:

Has he found his princess yet?

It's shocking such a catch remains single!

It’s times like these I wish r/opie&anthony were still up and live.

Don’t get me wrong, Datalounge has mauled this dude to death. The sub would have picked the bones clean and dragged the carcass through the streets, though.