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Company sells edible butthole chocolates and offers a service for people to get custom molds of their buttholes. It even comes in packaging that says "Pure Belgian Chocolate."
I guess this is for people who scared to eat the booty like groceries? Gotta crawl before you walk. As one commenter said, "All anuses are edible."
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 21, 2020 10:52 AM |
They all looks like the bad man mouth.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 19, 2020 9:01 PM |
I think I’d prefer mine to be white chocolate actually — the brown would create some unfortunate associations.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 19, 2020 9:02 PM |
People are disgusting and that woman is hideous!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 19, 2020 9:06 PM |
Is that Lens?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 19, 2020 9:08 PM |
And I thought *I* was in poor taste.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 19, 2020 9:12 PM |
And it's a waxing at the same time!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 19, 2020 9:16 PM |
How can I be sure it is mine and not some counterfeit asshole? Is there a certificate of authenticity?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 19, 2020 9:31 PM |
[quote]How can I be sure it is mine and not some counterfeit asshole?
Because it is ENORMOUS.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 19, 2020 11:44 PM |
Can’t wait to see Oprah’s next Favorite Things episode.
Everyone...reach under your seats...and..behold!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 20, 2020 12:06 AM |
with my hemorrhoid it will look more like a Mr. Goodbar
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 20, 2020 12:12 AM |
A rectum of 350-lb beached whale must use a gallon of chocolate????
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 20, 2020 12:37 AM |
The entire world 🌎 is collapsing!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 20, 2020 12:39 AM |
I want a box of Lindsey Graham's butthole chocolates for Valentine's Day.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 20, 2020 12:47 AM |
R21 prolapsing
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 20, 2020 12:50 AM |
But who does Lindsey want most in his ❤️ Of buttholes??
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 20, 2020 12:50 AM |
Instead of "caramel" or "raspberry", the guessing game will be "coinslot" or "rosebud".
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 20, 2020 12:50 AM |
A chocolate tunnel opening.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 20, 2020 1:09 AM |
I read this as "You can bow have mold in your asshole" and I was like dear God, what next.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 20, 2020 1:13 AM |
“How can I be sure it is mine and not some counterfeit asshole?”
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 20, 2020 1:13 AM |
For once I’d be proud to be called ‘Candy-assed’.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 20, 2020 1:19 AM |
R20 been there, done that.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 21, 2020 5:47 AM |
You can make chocolates that look like an asshole without actually having a mold made of your own asshole.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 21, 2020 6:10 AM |
Appalling!
Get a lovely chocolate starfish instead.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 21, 2020 9:03 AM |
I knew it! Hershey's Kisses were just a first step of many to turn us into scat queens!
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 21, 2020 9:28 AM |
I will have you know that there is no mold on my asshole. Not one tiny spore.
The very impertinence!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 21, 2020 9:59 AM |
Do they charge extra for prolapses?
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 21, 2020 10:52 AM |
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