Let's be The Baby-Sitters Club!

I’m Claudia’s earrings. One is a parrot and the other is a palm tree.

I’m Stacey’s diabetes.

I’m the Kid Kit.

I'm the unspoken creepiness of Mary Anne's father making her dress like a six-year-old and wear pigtails every day until the age of twelve.

I’m Mallory’s unfinished novel about horses.

I’m the token black girl (who is actually mixed).

R6 Jessi

I'm the lesbian crush the closeted Kristy clearly has on Mary Anne.

R7 Thank you. She’s the only one I remember because I remember her on Shining Time Station too.

I’m Palo City, the crunchy-granola “suburb” of Anaheim where Dawn hails from.

We’re the Pike triplets — Adam, Byron and Jordan

I'm the Laura Ashley dresses that Dawn wears.

I'm thrift store where Dawn gets her Laura Ashley dresses. They don't make her style anymore.

I'm Claudia's room. The BSC meetings were held in me.

I’m Jenny Prezioso. I developed a 104 degree fever on Mary Ann’s watch.

I am Karen's inability to use contractions, even though real seven-year-olds do not talk like that and it is very tiresome.

I am the Scholastic flyers they used to give out in elementary schools so kids could order these books.

I'm the hearts that Stacey uses to dot her Is.

I’m Mary Ann’s grandpa, a lowly mail man in snobby Stonybrook. My son Richard became a lawyer but still grapples with our working class roots.

I'm the completely plausible fact that all the children in Stoneybrook are fans of I Love Lucy.

I'm the 1995 movie adaptation which starred Sissy Spacek's spawn.

I’m the short lived series which aired on HBO in 1990.

I’m Logan Bruno, former Kentuckian and future Trump voter.

I'm the two girls named Sabrina Bouvier in the same small town.

I'm the absurd amount of fanfic written about the two Sabrina Bouvier's.

I'm the baby that Logan with inevitably impregnate Mary Anne with before we finish high school.

I'm 15-year-old Zach Braff. I'm in an episode of the HBO series. I would become popular in the 2000s with hipsters, but mostly forgotten by 2020.

I’m the secret passageway in Dawn’s house

I’m the Baby-Sitters Club girls grown up in current times

I'm the junk food Claudia keeps stashed in her room.

R29 Those are great because I could totally see them as real books.

I am The Disney Channel buying the rights to R22 and rerunning it on weekend afternoons between old Annette Funicello and Hayley Mills movies while still a pay cable service.

What's next, The Boxcar Children? Sweet Valley High, perhaps?

I know you're all faggoty fruits, but why the fuck were you reading/watching The Baby- Sitters Club?

I’m Stacey’s snobby NYC friend Laine Cummings.

I'm the Dakota, where Laine lives.

I'm the book Dawn at the Surfer Ghost. Many years after I'm published I will be a plot point on The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

I'm Margo Pike, barfing constantly.

I’m Claudia’s older sister Janine, I have an IQ of 196

I’m Claudia’s beautiful clean clear complexion despite all the junk food she eats.

I’m Emily Michelle, I was adopted from Vietnam

I’m Mary Anne’s kitten Tigger!

I’m the boyfriend that comes out as gay once I get to college.

I'm the book where Stacy vacations with her ostensibly-heterosexual dad on Fire Island

I’m the boarding school where the unfortunate Mallory Pike was sent after bullies forced her out of Stoneybrook Middle School

I’m the covers that have the thirteen year-olds looking like fully mature women

I’m Kristy; my uniform is jeans, a turtleneck and a sweater.

[quote]I know you're all faggoty fruits, but why the fuck were you reading/watching The Baby- Sitters Club?

Frau thread.

I didn’t know until just now that the author is a lesbian.

I’m the emergency meeting the club has in Super Special #4 when Claudia and Dawn get shipwrecked on an island.

I’m Randy, cool punk chick from New York City, drummer for Iron Wombat, crush object for many an early 90s pre-teen baby dyke, from the BSC rip-off series Girl Talk.

I started this shit back in the '50s.

R44 I think the ghostwriter of that book was trying to troll the gaylings who secretly read the series. At one point Stacey even jokingly refers to her fathers friend as his "boyfriend."

I'm the nightmare fuel that passes for the British editions' front covers.

R29 LOL at "Mary Anne Saves the Date"

I'm Jessie's irresponsible parents who left 11-year-old Jessie and her two younger siblings home alone for an entire three-day weekend.

WTF, R54?!? Why didn't they just use the American cover art? Pay a little more, it's worth it!

R44 I am the male friend that her dad is always hanging out with on that vacation.

I missed R53's post.

I'm how bitchy the club gets whenever a member steps out of her prescribed role, like when Stacy becomes a cheerleader or when Mary Ann got a makeover.

I'm Kirsten Dunst. One of my earliest gigs was as a cover model for one of these books.

I'm "Peyton Flanders" (Mrs. Mott), and I've been breastfeeding Claire Bartle's newborn baby Joey, all while killing her friend Marlene in the greenhouse, turning her daughter against her and tearing her entire family apart.

Oh, wait. You meant the actual series. I don't know a thing about it.