Male Sex Robots With Bionic Peckers Coming Soon

Would you let a rubber Lex Baldwin lookalike tear you a new one?

Sad.

Skeptical about a robot top.

Why do these robots feel the need to shave every hair off their bodies?

As natural looking and full of personality as most Insta hos I suppose.

[quote] as well as coming with a bionic penis which never, ever tires

That has the potential to cause harm.

That article is framed entirely towards women as if gay men don't exist at all. Its especially stupid when gay men are much more likely to buy a sex robot than straight women are.

Hello, who do they think supports the male prostitute industry? It ain't women.

They'd be more fun without those ugly faces. A friend of mine collects action figures and while we were partying one night, he admitted to masturbating with a few male dolls that have interchangeable heads, including male celebrities.

Awesome. It can perform rectal exams and administer your shots as a byproduct.

Only $50 more for the dick with the extra skin.

I found out that my robot lover "Ricardo" was having an affair with our Roomba, so I threw that little slut into the dumpster. I always wondered why she kept coming into the bedroom when we were having sex and pretending to clean.

Why is he wearing the weird “mittens” are they afraid he will self harm or masterbate?

It's packing foam, silly.

None of my Republican gentleman callers are robots.

The British papers do one of these sex robot stories every month.

Straight men have it so much easier - an inanimate hole tat lies flat is easier to replicate than an active penetrating dick that needs to move.

He’s right, you know.

R16 Tell that to Jazz Jennings.

It’s striking how much their faces resemble Jude Law’s from AI.

I like sucking dick. Seeing the guy lie back or sit back or stand above me and groan in anticipation of the payoff. I can imagine a robot pounding an ass but I can’t imagine blowing or making out with a robot.

So will it come with little cartridges of cum that you need replace like those ink ones for the printer, but more often? And will that be where the money is really made, like the Barbie is practically free, but the clothing and accessories are the cash cow? Will the cum come in different flavors and variety, with other product cross over appeal? I think I would want Cinnabon topping as my cum flavor and consistency.

I can see the infomercial now.

If they are smart there should be expansion packs of heads you can switch out of your favorite porn stars and celebrities. Another expansion pack should be tattoos, make your own Justin Bieber doll and do his tattoos better than him!

This will end in (anal) tears.

R24 Speak for your self.

R16: sounds like you forgot tops exist.

I'll be bending this robot over.

Creepy. No thanks.

Finally!

Thanks for the Cinnabon frosting recipe, R21!

And when you die whoever goes through your possessions gets to find your robot himbo. Here I am worried about my browser history.

So many questions come to mind.

I am wondering where people in urban areas with notoriously small closest will keep their sex robots when they are not in use? Or will the out and proud just having them sitting in the living room waiting for their master to come home and greet them? Will the robot have a remote start like most cars so the robots can be turned on remotely before you walk in the door?

R31, I think that as they develop, these robots will be sold more as servants or aides, kind of like an Alexa in human form. And they will just "so happen" to be made good looking. So people will ostensibly buy them for legit purposes, but use them for sex on the side.

R32 They will need to be manufactured to accommodate sex.

I’m sure many of them will end up in the passenger seat of the car so drivers can use the HOV lanes while commuting.

The paradox is that anyone who can actually afford one yet can’t get laid by an actual human being is a real loser.

As it was foretold in the scripture, so it shall become.

[quote] I’m sure many of them will end up in the passenger seat of the car so drivers can get a blowjob while commuting.

Fixed that for ya.

I know which model I want!

Don’t mutilate the bionic penis. Keep it intact.