I’m interested in str8 guys ONLY

I prefer artificial men myself.

"NO queens. Sometimes the str8 guys turn out to be queens, like when they suddenly ask to bottom or suck my dick. Total dick wilter. I need a REAL man."

Said Uncle Bottom.

The sad part is that you can see OP’s flame from fhe moon.

Good for you, OP. You can have them, their I'm Not Gay attitude and everything that goes with it. I prefer out and proud gay men, though I'll relax my standards if it's a one time thing and the guy is hot - no conversation necessary.

OP =

I’m with OP on this one

That's nice, dear.

Nah,men who love cocks are hot as fuck

As Quentin Crisp famously said, ‘once you have sex with them they’re not straight anymore!’ You’re chasing a mirage.

Straight acting, mostly straight, straight looking, bi, - sounds more what you’re after.

Plus, STRAIGHT-straight guys can be absolute, colossal bores.

I can't understand why all these straight guys want to suck my cock and have me fuck them.

Breeders are disgusting, and I’m tired of gay men being treated like damaged goods.

I want a man who likes cock and hates pussy.

Yawn.

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Funny that all the "straight" men (married to women and most also fathers of small children) that I have fucked - every single one was a bottom. I only top, so there is no room for error in my assertion. From my experience, they often do not give oral blowjobs however. They just want things in their ass. I'm not complaining.

R9, as long as they don’t kiss, suck dick, or get fucked, they are still str8, IMO. It’s better if they’re rough with me. I like when they grab my throat while fucking me.

The hottest session ever was when this guy held my neck so tight I could feel my eyes bulging out. After he blew his load in me, he was PISSED. He slapped the shit out of me, then TRASHED my bedroom and stormed out.

I was kinda scared he might come back and murder me, but I couldn’t bring myself to lock my door that night.

OP/R16 has more issues than Reader's Digest, and sexuality is the least of them.

Seek help immediately before you are found dead on the side of a deserted road.

But why would they be interested in you?

R14 Thank you for that link! OMG, I'm still laughing....

R16 You were that lousy a fuck, wow

OP = ugly, fat troll with febrile imagination, bordering on pathological delusion. SAD!

That’s hot r16. More details?

[bold] The One Where Someone Is Clearly Trolling And Yet Our DLEGs Take The Bait Like They Do Every Single Time [/bold]

R23

Why doesn't the always hateful YourMillennialCint sign his post at R23?

Slipping into EG-hood already, cunt?

R18, drunk and horny?

"I'm interested in self-hating closet cases ONLY. Emotional stability is a dick wilter. I need a REAL psycho."

R17 Let him be. That's natural selection.

[quote]Seek help immediately before you are found dead on the side of a deserted road.

My mother sent me to a head shrinker when she found out I was a queer but it didn’t work.

Me, too. I would love a str8 guy. Unfortunately, I'm an old str8 gal with no looks or body --- only money. That's all I've got left.

Self loathing is a hell of a drug... Disgusting.

The reality is the number of truly straight men on Earth interested your fart box is exactly ZERO.

Who is she R5? Clearly a supermodel. But who is she?

OP is James Charles?