There has to be one.
Mine is journalist/pundit Jonathan Allen. I'd love to have his big fat ass in my bed.
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There has to be one.
Mine is journalist/pundit Jonathan Allen. I'd love to have his big fat ass in my bed.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | September 10, 2020 10:42 AM |
Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 18, 2020 3:17 AM |
OP = Jonathan Allen
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 18, 2020 3:22 AM |
No, there doesnt have to be one OP. I cant think of one. I'll sleep with guys of any ethnicity, religion, political leaning, height etc, as long as they are slim
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 18, 2020 3:26 AM |
Op = chub chaser!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 18, 2020 3:26 AM |
Greg Grunberg.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 18, 2020 3:28 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 18, 2020 3:31 AM |
James Roday from AMLT. I think he looks hotter now than he did when he was a skinny pretty boy on PSYCH.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 18, 2020 3:38 AM |
Ben Affleck
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 18, 2020 3:41 AM |
Bloato haynes
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 18, 2020 3:46 AM |
Rory Kinnear and a James Roday are just a little overweight. They don’t count as full-on fat the way OP’s guy does.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 18, 2020 3:47 AM |
I loved Gandolfini !Id have fucked him any day.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 18, 2020 3:47 AM |
GREAT CHOICE with Jonathan Allen.. i always thought he was a rollie pollie cutie and had a great face even with the hefty weight and if he lost weight and had a "body" he would be really handsome sexy.... i worry about his health though..
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 18, 2020 3:47 AM |
Gandolfini had something of De Niro's gravitas and even as heavy as he was he always seemed physically adroit - imposing, rather than just massive.
I thought the young John Goodman was very appealing. Cuddly rather than sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 18, 2020 4:15 AM |
Adam Pally
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 18, 2020 4:16 AM |
Paul Rudd, Mark Ruffalo.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 18, 2020 5:48 AM |
R21 = Elijah Woods
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 18, 2020 5:49 AM |
Russell Crowe
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 18, 2020 6:00 AM |
Leo DP
Matt Damon
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 18, 2020 7:27 AM |
Another vote for John Goodman
Italian actor Giuseppe Battiston
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 18, 2020 7:42 AM |
I'm not, and never have been, with a guy who was fat or even close to it. I was with a guy last year who was built, maybe had a few extra pounds, and we had a good time. He loved being fucked. The only large-sized celebrity would be Jason Momoa, but would prefer he top me.
R20 Jonah Hill? Really?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 18, 2020 10:14 AM |
Timothée Chalamet
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 18, 2020 10:57 AM |
Bravo, r29. That was funny!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 18, 2020 11:05 AM |
I'm a bit of a fattie myself these days and I know fully well how unsexy that is. I don't fancy fat guys myself but I'd certainly fuck guys like Seth Rogen. A little bit of chunk is ok but when we're talking about guys like R31 I just say nope.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 18, 2020 11:32 AM |
I am probably in the minority, but I thought Sam Smith actually looked better before all the weight loss.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 18, 2020 11:48 AM |
No, seeing all the hanging belly fat is a bone killer.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 18, 2020 11:52 AM |
Agree on Jason Momoa. Also add in the Rock and John Cena.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 18, 2020 12:04 PM |
^They are not fat.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 18, 2020 12:08 PM |
The Pillsbury Doughboy. But he would need to fork out some dough when I’m done.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 18, 2020 12:25 PM |
R39 but it's David DeLouise that's got all that ass.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 18, 2020 12:25 PM |
[quote][R39] but it's David DeLouise that's got all that ass.
David’s puny butt is nowhere near as big as Peter’s was on 21 Jumpstreet.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 18, 2020 12:35 PM |
Brendan Fraser.
And, while I wouldn’t call him fat, Alan Bates had that stocky body type that carried a few extra pounds beautifully (especially his bum). He remains my ideal of male attractiveness.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 18, 2020 1:06 PM |
Seth Rogen or Mark Ruffalo would be ok. No bigger than that, though.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 18, 2020 1:29 PM |
Charles Barkley.....anytime.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 18, 2020 1:35 PM |
James Gandolfini and Kevin James were the first two names that popped up for me when I saw the title of this thread. Plus Ben Napier from HGTV's "Home Town".
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 18, 2020 1:38 PM |
Chris Hemsworth in Thor
Zachery Levi in Shazam
That guy who played the new Hercules.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 18, 2020 1:56 PM |
There is a guy I know in real life named Dakota who wasn't fat-fat but he had a few extra pounds and a little bit of a tummy but he was still pretty hot. Then he lost a little too much weight and he looks old and tired now. He just isn't all that attractive anymore. It depends on the person, but I think a bit of extra meat on the bones looks good on some people.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 18, 2020 2:13 PM |
Bless R53's heart.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 18, 2020 2:44 PM |
Roger Allam who plays Fred Thursday in Endeavour is a fattie with a great voice
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 18, 2020 3:13 PM |
Will Sasso.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 18, 2020 3:15 PM |
Bryan Lourd
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 18, 2020 3:21 PM |
Zero
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 18, 2020 3:27 PM |
R34 Sam Smith has gained a lot of the weight back so you might be in luck!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 18, 2020 3:29 PM |
Ben Napier from Hometown is the epitome of Teddy Bear ! you can tell hes lusciously hairy too , Yes !
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 18, 2020 3:34 PM |
Second Ben Napier from HGTV. Big husky manly bearded YES. Men like him in general.
Black men bring this off better than anybody. Think Barry White or journalist and academic Jelani Cobb. Yes I will get you a drink and rub your feet before I suck your dick.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 18, 2020 3:34 PM |
None. But occasionally I like to watch porn featuring fat middle aged dudes fucking twinks.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 18, 2020 3:40 PM |
I would have group sex with the impracticable jokers.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 18, 2020 4:13 PM |
I thought that was Forrest Whitaker @R40
by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 18, 2020 4:59 PM |
That guy that plays Sam in Game Of Thrones is cute. I wouldn't kick him out of bed.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 18, 2020 5:13 PM |
Christ. Some of your ideas of fat are insane. Mark Ruffalo?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 18, 2020 5:36 PM |
Nathan Fillion (THE ROOKIE, FIREFLY, CASTLE).
I want to climb that tree whether he's fat, skinny, old, young. His weight fluctuations over the years actually make him even sexier, IMHO.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 18, 2020 5:53 PM |
Over half of the US population will be obese by 2030, so we chubby chasers are doing it right. We will have a goldmine of chubs thirsty for us.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 18, 2020 5:57 PM |
Nathan looks really handsome here, and he's quite heavy in this pic.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 18, 2020 6:02 PM |
TV character actor Kyle Bornheimer.
Cute, goofy, funny... and you know he'd be a complete animal in bed.
Just my type.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 18, 2020 6:05 PM |
Chunky with a bit of muscle, please.
I never know where my kind of guy fits in on the "Bear Spectrum." If he even does.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 18, 2020 6:07 PM |
Some of these guys would be considered downright anorexic in the Midwest.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 18, 2020 6:22 PM |
Who's that sexy mountain of a man, R79?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 18, 2020 6:26 PM |
David Harbour is ugly-hot. At times I think he's hideous, but there's something very sexy about him.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | January 18, 2020 6:47 PM |
David Harbour was sexy in Brokeback Mountain.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 18, 2020 7:06 PM |
(R83) I didn’t realize that was him! I thought he was hot back then. Too funny.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 18, 2020 7:08 PM |
Matt LeBlanc. He's gained weight, but still looks good.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 18, 2020 7:58 PM |
From this whole list the really only about 5 guys that are actually "fat"
Wow, that only prove that the gays are superficial and shallow.
I thought only women suffered from unrealistic expectations representation in the media.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 19, 2020 6:25 PM |
[quote]I thought only women suffered from unrealistic expectations representation in the media.
First day at DL, R87?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 19, 2020 6:30 PM |
DLers don't really know what fat looks like, most of us are very svelte.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 19, 2020 6:35 PM |
I prefer guys that are a few extra pounds but outright fat does nothing for me.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 19, 2020 6:36 PM |
Kevin James, Matt LeBlanc and David Harbour. I'd bend in a minute for those three.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | January 19, 2020 10:53 PM |
How is anyone calling Nathon Fillion fat!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | January 19, 2020 11:07 PM |
^He’s beefy, stocky, robust.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | January 20, 2020 7:06 AM |
I’ve been with a couple of fat guys. They’ve all been hung. One was almost 9 inches and nearly broke my jaw. God only knows how much bigger it would be if he lost weight.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 20, 2020 7:08 AM |
My fried did those Seth drawings, R71. He drew another friend of mine and then put Seths head on his body.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | January 20, 2020 10:13 AM |
ook, I'm not a fat-phobe, being rather fat myself. But my ex-BF would be heaven for me. He's not fat, just getting a little flabby, but
I realy love every litle curve,
by Anonymous | reply 97 | January 20, 2020 10:56 AM |
Another vote for Sean Astin.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | January 20, 2020 12:08 PM |
David Hogg, Aaron Carter
by Anonymous | reply 100 | January 20, 2020 12:18 PM |
I prefer fucking dat guys
by Anonymous | reply 101 | January 20, 2020 12:54 PM |
from experiencte, Barr, Pompeo & Rudy
again, again, and again
by Anonymous | reply 102 | January 20, 2020 1:15 PM |
Man-about-Chelsea/owner of The Protein Bakery, Stephen Lincoln
by Anonymous | reply 103 | January 20, 2020 2:25 PM |
Mark Ruffalo?
GUFFAW.
MARK RUFFALO?
Have you ever seen him in person?
He is 5'8" and thin. A major talent in a tiny body.
He is not fat. Not that it would be a problem if he were, but he's SO FAR from that.
Oh, how DL makes me laugh!
by Anonymous | reply 104 | January 20, 2020 5:02 PM |
He's wearing a ring. Taken. But I'd LOVE to do him!!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | January 20, 2020 8:29 PM |
Ross Mathews
And I'd dickmatize him so good.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | January 20, 2020 8:34 PM |
Jeffree Star
by Anonymous | reply 107 | January 20, 2020 8:50 PM |
Dean Norris during his tenure on "Breaking Bad."
by Anonymous | reply 108 | January 20, 2020 9:13 PM |
I despise him, but I'd still like to get Mike Pompeo naked.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | January 21, 2020 1:25 AM |
Dr Nassif from Botched and RHOBH. Hey fattie boom boom...
by Anonymous | reply 110 | January 24, 2020 5:26 PM |
I would’ve boned Oliver Platt in the past. Maybe still would. He looks cuddly.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | January 24, 2020 5:45 PM |
I’d go for a ride on Irish fatty Brendan Gleeson...and then I’d do his son.
At separate times, though.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | January 24, 2020 5:53 PM |
I hate that I still find this sob attractive and would definitely fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | January 24, 2020 5:56 PM |
nope nope nope and nope
by Anonymous | reply 114 | January 24, 2020 6:00 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 115 | January 24, 2020 6:06 PM |
Dr. Zahi Hawass, noted Egyptologist. I don't know if it's just him, the hat, the blue shirt or the way he says the word 'pyramid', but he always gets my motor racing.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | January 24, 2020 6:07 PM |
He’s dead now, but Bob Hoskins was actually pretty sexy for a chubby guy. Would bang.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | January 24, 2020 6:11 PM |
r59
He joined the army and is a semi-popular TikTokker
by Anonymous | reply 118 | January 24, 2020 6:19 PM |
Colton Haynes
by Anonymous | reply 119 | January 24, 2020 6:31 PM |
Al from Home Improvement.
I always liked his beard and flannel shirts.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | January 24, 2020 9:31 PM |
Carnie Wilson
by Anonymous | reply 121 | January 24, 2020 10:36 PM |
Minor beer gut, yes - fat?? No
by Anonymous | reply 123 | January 27, 2020 12:06 AM |
Yeah but have you watched the exchange? Biden name-calls him "Fat", says he's sedentary, challenges him to push ups.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | January 27, 2020 12:49 AM |
Vincent D'Onofrio, David Harbour, Ben Affleck and Chris Platt. Trust me, he's going to gain it back in a few years.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | January 27, 2020 1:07 AM |
Chris Pratt was damn hot chubby. Well, he is hot no matter what weight and I'd love to pound his big cakes jiggly or firm.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | January 27, 2020 1:18 AM |
I thought James Corden would own this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | January 27, 2020 1:30 AM |
It's Fat guys we would.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | January 27, 2020 1:33 AM |
Nobody wants to fuck that old queen R128 !
by Anonymous | reply 130 | January 27, 2020 1:33 AM |
Ron Eldard
by Anonymous | reply 131 | January 27, 2020 2:12 AM |
R113 because you know he used to look like this and still carries himself as the sex-on-a-stick douchy Long Guyland Mic he was.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | January 27, 2020 2:20 AM |
Jeremy London
by Anonymous | reply 133 | January 27, 2020 5:47 PM |
R98 does know that Astin is still tight with Corey Feldman, right?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | January 27, 2020 5:58 PM |
I like plenty of guy of different types and with “regular bodies, but I can’t be attracted to anyone truly obese. A belly is fine, 20-30 extra pounds I can live with, but someone who has nearly the weight and mass if two normal size people is just not going to happen for me. You don’t have to be a shredded Adonis, but you should have an identifiable waist line.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | January 27, 2020 6:02 PM |
Jack Black
by Anonymous | reply 137 | January 27, 2020 9:34 PM |
I never knew there were so many chubby chasers on DL.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | January 27, 2020 9:59 PM |
Jon Favreau. For starters, I’d motorboat his luscious cans and the tittyfuck him.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | January 29, 2020 12:30 AM |
Favreau's titties are indeed very squeezable.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | January 29, 2020 12:38 AM |
Kevin James
by Anonymous | reply 143 | January 29, 2020 1:21 AM |
[quote]Favreau's titties are indeed very squeezable.
Yes lawd!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | January 29, 2020 1:32 AM |
Short, fat, Jay Sekulow
by Anonymous | reply 145 | January 29, 2020 1:36 AM |
Drew Carey, Come on down.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | January 29, 2020 1:50 AM |
R44 What the hell happened to Brad Kalvo? When did he blow up like a blimp
by Anonymous | reply 147 | January 29, 2020 1:52 AM |
Bob Hoskins in The Long Good Friday showering.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | January 29, 2020 8:28 AM |
r148 Good God YES!!! Haven't seen that clip in years. The word steamy applies in more ways than one. Hoskins oozed sensuality effortlessly, thank you for the reminder.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | January 29, 2020 9:03 AM |
Chris Pratt
Chris Hayes
by Anonymous | reply 150 | January 29, 2020 9:14 AM |
Kevin James
by Anonymous | reply 151 | January 29, 2020 9:16 AM |
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Ask but don't tell.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | January 29, 2020 9:37 AM |
R34 I agree.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | January 29, 2020 10:08 AM |
R152 If he keeps his shirt on during sex.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | January 29, 2020 5:46 PM |
I’d fuck every guy on this tumblr. I love me some chubb (not obese, just manly fat). I avoid vain gym rats like the plague
by Anonymous | reply 157 | January 30, 2020 6:24 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 158 | January 30, 2020 7:02 AM |
Fat Ryan Gosling was sexy. Seth Rogen looks bad thinner.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | January 30, 2020 7:17 AM |
Yea Seth Rogan is hotter as a fatty. This is a favorite subject of mine. Id fuck James Corden, Forrest Whitaker, Sean Astin. Fat Ben too. Kevin Smith.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | January 30, 2020 11:11 AM |
Fat Colin Farrell
by Anonymous | reply 161 | January 30, 2020 1:38 PM |
OP is a fatty.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | January 30, 2020 3:35 PM |
OP is a fatty.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | January 30, 2020 3:35 PM |
So many sexy fatties on the subway. I notice one every day.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | January 31, 2020 8:03 AM |
John Gemberling, who played Bevers on "Broad City". I'd drink his bubble bath water. Cute and funny.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | January 31, 2020 11:29 PM |
r165 Reminiscent of Mike Estrin, host of "List 25" on YouTube.
Oh yeah!
r148 Just called to mind the very brief full-frontal flash of Mr. Hoskins in the film "Mrs. Henderson Presents."
Uncut. Nice.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | February 1, 2020 10:19 AM |
A fat ass is heavenly.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | February 2, 2020 10:10 AM |
Joey Buttafuocco
by Anonymous | reply 168 | February 2, 2020 10:56 AM |
Shelly from Friday 13th pt III. Cakes for days.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | February 2, 2020 11:53 AM |
Tubby Colton Haynes.
Chunky Taylor Lautner.
Hefty Wentworth Miller.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | February 2, 2020 12:10 PM |
Naomi’s sleazy boss on Mama’s Family who sexually harassed her. At 1:45 you can see his chunky butt when Mama pinches it.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | February 2, 2020 12:18 PM |
[bold] The One That Aims To Give DLEGs Hope [/bold]
by Anonymous | reply 173 | February 2, 2020 12:19 PM |
I agree with (and compliment for their comments) R12, R70, R80, R87.
Maybe 1/4 of the guys listed above would I consider "FAT". Some of these men listed as "FAT" are handsome, manly, beefy or well-proportioned. They'd look unhealthy and weird of they lost weight.
I prefer men with a little beef on their bones and pecs I can play with (e.g. Jon Favreau, Bob Hoskins, Jay Mohr, Nathan Fillion, etc.)
But I'm getting the impression from many of the responses on this thread, that unless a guy is gaunt or emaciated he's categorized as fat and obese.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | February 2, 2020 3:51 PM |
Simon LeBon from Duran Duran
by Anonymous | reply 176 | February 2, 2020 4:28 PM |
Christ on the cross. I guess. I mean I'd rather he lose a few pounds, but if I was horny enough?
by Anonymous | reply 179 | February 2, 2020 6:21 PM |
[quote]There’s just something about a fat, confident straight man
Is it the fact that he doesn't want to fuck you?
by Anonymous | reply 180 | February 3, 2020 12:18 AM |
^ No, it’s the way he carries himself like he’s the shit, completely immune from being fat-shamed by scrawny, effeminate queens like you who aspire to have their bodies look like thin like anorexic models not realising how off-putting it is on a man.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | February 3, 2020 3:15 PM |
Steve Bannon.
With a red-hot poker.
While the cunt screamed in agony.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | February 3, 2020 3:30 PM |
Will Arnett!
Just kidding - but he has put on a bit of weight since the last time I saw him.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | February 5, 2020 1:56 AM |
^ Nice dye job. I’m almost the same age, maybe I should dye mine too.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | February 5, 2020 4:23 PM |
Ben Affleck. Jesus, I'd still do him, booze and drugs and all. Legs up.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | February 5, 2020 5:18 PM |
Rush Limbaugh
by Anonymous | reply 186 | February 5, 2020 7:22 PM |
I prefer Colin thin but I'd happily take him fat.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | February 5, 2020 7:32 PM |
Colton takes the cake.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | February 8, 2020 5:03 PM |
R189 yes, Colton has very nice cakes
by Anonymous | reply 190 | February 9, 2020 3:09 AM |
Eat the cake, Colty.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | February 9, 2020 3:11 AM |
Cenk Uygur, but he couldn’t talk during.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | February 10, 2020 4:00 AM |
Matty Matheson
by Anonymous | reply 196 | February 15, 2020 7:14 AM |
Danny McBride, he would be a lot of fun
by Anonymous | reply 197 | February 15, 2020 7:36 AM |
I had to look up Taylor Lautner after seeing the fat pic. I see his weight is back down but he lost whatever cuteness he had in his face, now he kind of looks like old Dean Cain.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | February 15, 2020 7:52 AM |
Billy Ray Cyrus. He had a hot ass in tight jeans in Mulholland Drive.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | February 15, 2020 8:11 AM |
R195, YES!!
by Anonymous | reply 200 | February 18, 2020 9:51 PM |
Kevin James and his fat brother Gary Valentine. I've not fucked brothers since I was in college, but I'd give it the good ole college try. Plus, another vote for Michael Chiklis. I'd love to have so hot steamy sex with lots of kissing with that man.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | February 19, 2020 12:52 AM |
Nick Jonas and Taylor Lautner will be fat asses in another 10 years, its just the genetic truth. Id fuck them down!
by Anonymous | reply 202 | February 19, 2020 2:41 AM |
I never noticed Nick Jonas before but he is a pocket sized cutie on the ads I have seen for The Voice
by Anonymous | reply 203 | February 20, 2020 9:02 AM |
Was about to post Kristian Bruun (below) and Mark Forward (Coach from Letterkenny), too. Bevers from Broad City is adorable, but my cutoff line is whether they can reach their ass or not. He looks like he has dingleberries and that's definitely a no-no for me.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | February 20, 2020 2:10 PM |
The moment I fell for Kristian, fully head over heels:
by Anonymous | reply 206 | February 20, 2020 2:14 PM |
James Gandolfini (RIP, he was hot as Tony Soprano)
Kevin James (not what I'd call handsome, but something cute about him)
Alec Baldwin
by Anonymous | reply 208 | February 20, 2020 2:34 PM |
Not for me, but there is the cast from the Mountain Monsters TV show on the Discovery Channel.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | February 20, 2020 2:52 PM |
r209 they look like they all smell
by Anonymous | reply 210 | February 20, 2020 3:33 PM |
Chris Hayes
by Anonymous | reply 211 | February 20, 2020 7:15 PM |
Suge Knight years ago. I know, he’s vermin, but...
by Anonymous | reply 213 | February 22, 2020 6:18 PM |
Suge Knight years ago. I know, he’s vermin, but...
by Anonymous | reply 214 | February 22, 2020 6:18 PM |
😍 Nick Jonas at R202
by Anonymous | reply 215 | February 23, 2020 7:33 AM |
A little off topic, but wasn't Nick Jonas the one whom everyone was creaming their pants over what a muscle stud he had become, just a few years ago?
(Btw, I'm in agreement with R215 😍 !)
by Anonymous | reply 216 | February 23, 2020 12:36 PM |
Guys having some flab I would not necessarily dismiss. Some are quite sexy.
Guys with huge guts/rather obese, I don't view as appealing.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | February 23, 2020 3:19 PM |
Jackie Gleason.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | February 23, 2020 7:11 PM |
Are you under eighteen, R219? Or a handsome and well muscled dancer? Because that's what that loud, fat, Nixon loving, overrated Trump prototype was really into.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | February 23, 2020 7:33 PM |
Gleason wasn't bad looking when he was young
by Anonymous | reply 221 | February 23, 2020 7:36 PM |
R220 How did you know I was handsome and well-muscled?
by Anonymous | reply 222 | February 23, 2020 7:39 PM |
I always thought Billy Gardell was sexy during his Mike and Molly days.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | February 23, 2020 7:46 PM |
I’m watching Escape at Dannemora and noticed that Benicio Del Toro is getting rather porky, but I’d still do him.
I like the belly on him.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | February 23, 2020 8:06 PM |
Anthony LaPaglia, when he was chunky.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | February 23, 2020 11:49 PM |
Richard Gere is age 70. He looks good for that age.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | February 25, 2020 1:21 AM |
Pretty much any lineman in the NFL. It is my ideal body type. Twinks, and muscle marys have never done anything for me. The big, sweaty guys were the only reason I played football in HS. I wasn't out, and slamming and pushing against them was the best I could do.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | February 25, 2020 1:38 AM |
I've like Jon Favreau since I first saw him on his show "Dinner For Five." My favorite role oif his is Danny Bateman in "The Replacements." It took me a few years to realize it was the same guy.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | March 1, 2020 6:30 PM |
Short, goofy, schlubby Jack Black. I like them plump and
by Anonymous | reply 235 | March 3, 2020 5:03 PM |
I'd go for Brendan Fraser. If I needed to (though I doubt I would) I would just close my eyes and picture him from Gods and Monsters.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | March 3, 2020 6:19 PM |
I'd bottom for fat, ass-scratching Russell Crowe in a heartbeat.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | March 3, 2020 6:25 PM |
Omg, look at his belly!
by Anonymous | reply 238 | March 3, 2020 10:18 PM |
David Venable of QVC with the Yum Yum Face that so deserves a facial.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | March 3, 2020 10:34 PM |
Will Sasso is a good choice.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | March 3, 2020 10:35 PM |
Will Sasso looks special needs
by Anonymous | reply 245 | March 4, 2020 5:43 PM |
I’d fuck Tyler Florence too, r243. I’ve always thought of him as a fat Cory Monteith.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | March 6, 2020 4:37 PM |
It seems distasteful to say this about a dead guy, but about a year into Glee, Monteith really porked up. I was a fan.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | March 6, 2020 8:23 PM |
None. I’d fuck older but I don’t fuck fat. Fucking gross
by Anonymous | reply 250 | March 31, 2020 3:29 PM |
Thanks for your contribution, r250
by Anonymous | reply 251 | March 31, 2020 3:37 PM |
And potent R252. I hope you're prepared to get pregnant.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | March 31, 2020 4:32 PM |
Joey Fatone.
In fact, I feel like Italian tonight...
by Anonymous | reply 255 | March 31, 2020 6:30 PM |
I think it’s funny Joey Fatones name breaks down to Joey Fat One lol
by Anonymous | reply 256 | March 31, 2020 6:55 PM |
I always liked Will Sasso on Mad TV
by Anonymous | reply 257 | March 31, 2020 6:57 PM |
Will Sasso is so ugly now. He's the oldest looking 44 year-old I've ever seen. Literally could pass for 64.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | March 31, 2020 7:29 PM |
When Joey works out enough to stay toned he looks like a cute bear. He was even on the bunkish side in his younger days.
He may be husky and can chunk out way too much, but he is probably the one of the best-looking NSYNC guys (only JC is arugaubly hotter) when it comes to sex appeal and handsomeness. Groupies have forever maintained that he’s a really fun, outgoing and sweet man in the sack and generously endowed, too. Fat Pride!
by Anonymous | reply 260 | March 31, 2020 9:18 PM |
I'll take a number for Fatone. Always thought he was hot.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | March 31, 2020 10:27 PM |
Joey Fatone has aged pretty well. He looks better now than during his boyband days. He's definitely fuckable.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | March 31, 2020 10:32 PM |
Jonathan Frakes of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | March 31, 2020 11:38 PM |
I'd bottom for Dot Com from 30 Rock.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | March 31, 2020 11:39 PM |
I mean, there's some potential there but I'm still on the fence:
by Anonymous | reply 269 | September 5, 2020 11:46 PM |
Vincent D’Onofrio. Also James Gandolfini when he was still alive. Fat fuck Gerard Depardieu as a third option.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | September 6, 2020 12:16 AM |
I can't believe no one mentioned Puddy from Seinfeld yet
by Anonymous | reply 272 | September 6, 2020 12:40 AM |
[QUOTE]Wow, that only prove that the gays are superficial and shallow.
Wow, R87, you're just now finding this out?
by Anonymous | reply 274 | September 6, 2020 12:59 AM |
James Corden. Jack Black. Seth Rogen, early days. My perfect trifecta.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | September 6, 2020 1:33 AM |
Ben Napier is a hot, hot man. Husky, but also tall. It would be like getting fucked by a hairy Jolly Green Giant.
I also like that stocky/chubby dude that was on Glee. Nice face.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | September 6, 2020 10:58 PM |
^Max Adler is SO hot. I remember fancying him more than Blaine.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | September 7, 2020 12:06 AM |
I would let Max stick it in raw
by Anonymous | reply 282 | September 7, 2020 2:12 AM |
I've always had a crush on Will Sasso.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | September 7, 2020 2:53 AM |
Chef Tom Colicchio. Handsome daddy.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | September 7, 2020 4:20 AM |
None. Can't do it.
Worse, fat guys are often cue ball bald, another thing I can't do.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | September 7, 2020 10:01 AM |
Some of these guys are just chunky, but certainly not fat.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | September 7, 2020 10:05 AM |
Gandolfini and John Goodman could fuck me, but I'm not topping them. I'd suck, though.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | September 7, 2020 11:29 AM |
Fat guys can be attractive but they all look horrible naked.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | September 7, 2020 2:15 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 293 | September 7, 2020 2:18 PM |
according to gossip Will Sasso is hung like a bull - 9 inches and thick - like mouth stretching thick
by Anonymous | reply 294 | September 7, 2020 2:26 PM |
[quote]Fat guys can be attractive but they all look horrible naked.
I disagree, particularly if they're bulky-fat. not jiggly-fat.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | September 7, 2020 2:27 PM |
Sean Astin is a good call. I always liked how he just owns it in a swimsuit.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | September 7, 2020 9:09 PM |
I like the guy that plays Piper's chubby brother on Orange is the New Black. Too cute.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | September 7, 2020 10:07 PM |
The late Chris Penn. He looks like he could split a pizza with you and not secretly barf it up.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | September 10, 2020 10:19 AM |
Jack Black, Seth Rogan, Kevin James, also Flickr say the guy at R299 has no photos there anymore.
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