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Fat guys you'd fuck

There has to be one.

Mine is journalist/pundit Jonathan Allen. I'd love to have his big fat ass in my bed.

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by Anonymousreply 302September 10, 2020 10:42 AM

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me

by Anonymousreply 1January 18, 2020 3:17 AM

OP = Jonathan Allen

by Anonymousreply 2January 18, 2020 3:22 AM

Rory Kinnear

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by Anonymousreply 3January 18, 2020 3:25 AM

No, there doesnt have to be one OP. I cant think of one. I'll sleep with guys of any ethnicity, religion, political leaning, height etc, as long as they are slim

by Anonymousreply 4January 18, 2020 3:26 AM

Op = chub chaser!

by Anonymousreply 5January 18, 2020 3:26 AM

Greg Grunberg.

by Anonymousreply 6January 18, 2020 3:28 AM
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by Anonymousreply 7January 18, 2020 3:31 AM

James Roday from AMLT. I think he looks hotter now than he did when he was a skinny pretty boy on PSYCH.

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by Anonymousreply 8January 18, 2020 3:38 AM

Ben Affleck

by Anonymousreply 9January 18, 2020 3:41 AM

fuck me!

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by Anonymousreply 10January 18, 2020 3:44 AM

Bloato haynes

by Anonymousreply 11January 18, 2020 3:46 AM

Rory Kinnear and a James Roday are just a little overweight. They don’t count as full-on fat the way OP’s guy does.

by Anonymousreply 12January 18, 2020 3:47 AM

I loved Gandolfini !Id have fucked him any day.

by Anonymousreply 13January 18, 2020 3:47 AM

GREAT CHOICE with Jonathan Allen.. i always thought he was a rollie pollie cutie and had a great face even with the hefty weight and if he lost weight and had a "body" he would be really handsome sexy.... i worry about his health though..

by Anonymousreply 14January 18, 2020 3:47 AM

Josh Gates

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by Anonymousreply 15January 18, 2020 4:06 AM

Gandolfini had something of De Niro's gravitas and even as heavy as he was he always seemed physically adroit - imposing, rather than just massive.

I thought the young John Goodman was very appealing. Cuddly rather than sexy.

by Anonymousreply 16January 18, 2020 4:15 AM

Adam Pally

by Anonymousreply 17January 18, 2020 4:16 AM

Fat Chris Pratt is the only one!

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by Anonymousreply 18January 18, 2020 4:22 AM

Tyler Labine

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by Anonymousreply 19January 18, 2020 4:32 AM

Jonah Hill

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by Anonymousreply 20January 18, 2020 4:44 AM

Sean Astin

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by Anonymousreply 21January 18, 2020 5:44 AM

Paul Rudd, Mark Ruffalo.

by Anonymousreply 22January 18, 2020 5:48 AM

R21 = Elijah Woods

by Anonymousreply 23January 18, 2020 5:49 AM

Russell Crowe

by Anonymousreply 24January 18, 2020 6:00 AM

Leo DP

Matt Damon

by Anonymousreply 25January 18, 2020 7:27 AM

Another vote for John Goodman

Italian actor Giuseppe Battiston

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by Anonymousreply 26January 18, 2020 7:42 AM

Oliver Hardy

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by Anonymousreply 27January 18, 2020 7:47 AM

I'm not, and never have been, with a guy who was fat or even close to it. I was with a guy last year who was built, maybe had a few extra pounds, and we had a good time. He loved being fucked. The only large-sized celebrity would be Jason Momoa, but would prefer he top me.

R20 Jonah Hill? Really?

by Anonymousreply 28January 18, 2020 10:14 AM

Timothée Chalamet

by Anonymousreply 29January 18, 2020 10:57 AM

Bravo, r29. That was funny!

by Anonymousreply 30January 18, 2020 11:05 AM

zzzz

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by Anonymousreply 31January 18, 2020 11:05 AM

I'm a bit of a fattie myself these days and I know fully well how unsexy that is. I don't fancy fat guys myself but I'd certainly fuck guys like Seth Rogen. A little bit of chunk is ok but when we're talking about guys like R31 I just say nope.

by Anonymousreply 32January 18, 2020 11:32 AM

Kevin James

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by Anonymousreply 33January 18, 2020 11:43 AM

I am probably in the minority, but I thought Sam Smith actually looked better before all the weight loss.

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by Anonymousreply 34January 18, 2020 11:48 AM

Young Robbie Coltrane

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by Anonymousreply 35January 18, 2020 11:50 AM

No, seeing all the hanging belly fat is a bone killer.

by Anonymousreply 36January 18, 2020 11:52 AM

Agree on Jason Momoa. Also add in the Rock and John Cena.

by Anonymousreply 37January 18, 2020 12:04 PM

^They are not fat.

by Anonymousreply 38January 18, 2020 12:08 PM

‘80s Peter DeLuise.

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by Anonymousreply 39January 18, 2020 12:08 PM

Omar Benson Miller

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by Anonymousreply 40January 18, 2020 12:22 PM

The Pillsbury Doughboy. But he would need to fork out some dough when I’m done.

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by Anonymousreply 41January 18, 2020 12:25 PM

R39 but it's David DeLouise that's got all that ass.

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by Anonymousreply 42January 18, 2020 12:25 PM

Zach Miko

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by Anonymousreply 43January 18, 2020 12:29 PM

Brad Kalvo

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by Anonymousreply 44January 18, 2020 12:35 PM

[quote][R39] but it's David DeLouise that's got all that ass.

David’s puny butt is nowhere near as big as Peter’s was on 21 Jumpstreet.

by Anonymousreply 45January 18, 2020 12:35 PM

I'd be all over him now!

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by Anonymousreply 46January 18, 2020 12:40 PM

Larry Joe Campbell

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by Anonymousreply 47January 18, 2020 12:59 PM

Brendan Fraser.

And, while I wouldn’t call him fat, Alan Bates had that stocky body type that carried a few extra pounds beautifully (especially his bum). He remains my ideal of male attractiveness.

by Anonymousreply 48January 18, 2020 1:06 PM

Randy from the Trailer Park Boys.

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by Anonymousreply 49January 18, 2020 1:17 PM

Seth Rogen or Mark Ruffalo would be ok. No bigger than that, though.

by Anonymousreply 50January 18, 2020 1:29 PM

Charles Barkley.....anytime.

by Anonymousreply 51January 18, 2020 1:35 PM

James Gandolfini and Kevin James were the first two names that popped up for me when I saw the title of this thread. Plus Ben Napier from HGTV's "Home Town".

by Anonymousreply 52January 18, 2020 1:38 PM

Chris Hemsworth in Thor

Zachery Levi in Shazam

That guy who played the new Hercules.

by Anonymousreply 53January 18, 2020 1:56 PM

There is a guy I know in real life named Dakota who wasn't fat-fat but he had a few extra pounds and a little bit of a tummy but he was still pretty hot. Then he lost a little too much weight and he looks old and tired now. He just isn't all that attractive anymore. It depends on the person, but I think a bit of extra meat on the bones looks good on some people.

by Anonymousreply 54January 18, 2020 2:13 PM

Bless R53's heart.

by Anonymousreply 55January 18, 2020 2:44 PM

Roger Allam who plays Fred Thursday in Endeavour is a fattie with a great voice

by Anonymousreply 56January 18, 2020 3:13 PM

Will Sasso.

by Anonymousreply 57January 18, 2020 3:15 PM

Bryan Lourd

by Anonymousreply 58January 18, 2020 3:21 PM

Hard NO to both.

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by Anonymousreply 59January 18, 2020 3:23 PM

Zero

by Anonymousreply 60January 18, 2020 3:27 PM

R34 Sam Smith has gained a lot of the weight back so you might be in luck!

by Anonymousreply 61January 18, 2020 3:29 PM

Ben Napier from Hometown is the epitome of Teddy Bear ! you can tell hes lusciously hairy too , Yes !

by Anonymousreply 62January 18, 2020 3:34 PM

Second Ben Napier from HGTV. Big husky manly bearded YES. Men like him in general.

Black men bring this off better than anybody. Think Barry White or journalist and academic Jelani Cobb. Yes I will get you a drink and rub your feet before I suck your dick.

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by Anonymousreply 63January 18, 2020 3:34 PM

None. But occasionally I like to watch porn featuring fat middle aged dudes fucking twinks.

by Anonymousreply 64January 18, 2020 3:40 PM

Tyler Labine face down, ass up.

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by Anonymousreply 65January 18, 2020 4:10 PM

I would have group sex with the impracticable jokers.

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by Anonymousreply 66January 18, 2020 4:13 PM

It would be worth it just for the gifts:

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by Anonymousreply 67January 18, 2020 4:53 PM

I thought that was Forrest Whitaker @R40

by Anonymousreply 68January 18, 2020 4:59 PM

That guy that plays Sam in Game Of Thrones is cute. I wouldn't kick him out of bed.

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by Anonymousreply 69January 18, 2020 5:13 PM

Christ. Some of your ideas of fat are insane. Mark Ruffalo?

by Anonymousreply 70January 18, 2020 5:36 PM

Seth Rogen

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by Anonymousreply 71January 18, 2020 5:50 PM

Nathan Fillion (THE ROOKIE, FIREFLY, CASTLE).

I want to climb that tree whether he's fat, skinny, old, young. His weight fluctuations over the years actually make him even sexier, IMHO.

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by Anonymousreply 72January 18, 2020 5:53 PM

JEAH!

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by Anonymousreply 73January 18, 2020 5:54 PM

Over half of the US population will be obese by 2030, so we chubby chasers are doing it right. We will have a goldmine of chubs thirsty for us.

by Anonymousreply 74January 18, 2020 5:57 PM

Nathan looks really handsome here, and he's quite heavy in this pic.

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by Anonymousreply 75January 18, 2020 6:02 PM

TV character actor Kyle Bornheimer.

Cute, goofy, funny... and you know he'd be a complete animal in bed.

Just my type.

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by Anonymousreply 76January 18, 2020 6:05 PM

Chunky with a bit of muscle, please.

I never know where my kind of guy fits in on the "Bear Spectrum." If he even does.

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by Anonymousreply 77January 18, 2020 6:07 PM

David Harbour.

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by Anonymousreply 78January 18, 2020 6:08 PM

Omaha?

Oh mah, yes.

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by Anonymousreply 79January 18, 2020 6:16 PM

Some of these guys would be considered downright anorexic in the Midwest.

by Anonymousreply 80January 18, 2020 6:22 PM

Who's that sexy mountain of a man, R79?

by Anonymousreply 81January 18, 2020 6:26 PM

David Harbour is ugly-hot. At times I think he's hideous, but there's something very sexy about him.

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by Anonymousreply 82January 18, 2020 6:47 PM

David Harbour was sexy in Brokeback Mountain.

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by Anonymousreply 83January 18, 2020 7:06 PM

(R83) I didn’t realize that was him! I thought he was hot back then. Too funny.

by Anonymousreply 84January 18, 2020 7:08 PM

Matt LeBlanc. He's gained weight, but still looks good.

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by Anonymousreply 85January 18, 2020 7:58 PM

Sean Paul

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by Anonymousreply 86January 18, 2020 8:46 PM

From this whole list the really only about 5 guys that are actually "fat"

Wow, that only prove that the gays are superficial and shallow.

I thought only women suffered from unrealistic expectations representation in the media.

by Anonymousreply 87January 19, 2020 6:25 PM

[quote]I thought only women suffered from unrealistic expectations representation in the media.

First day at DL, R87?

by Anonymousreply 88January 19, 2020 6:30 PM

DLers don't really know what fat looks like, most of us are very svelte.

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by Anonymousreply 89January 19, 2020 6:35 PM

I prefer guys that are a few extra pounds but outright fat does nothing for me.

by Anonymousreply 90January 19, 2020 6:36 PM

Kevin James, Matt LeBlanc and David Harbour. I'd bend in a minute for those three.

by Anonymousreply 91January 19, 2020 10:53 PM

How is anyone calling Nathon Fillion fat!

by Anonymousreply 92January 19, 2020 11:07 PM

^He’s beefy, stocky, robust.

by Anonymousreply 93January 20, 2020 7:06 AM

I’ve been with a couple of fat guys. They’ve all been hung. One was almost 9 inches and nearly broke my jaw. God only knows how much bigger it would be if he lost weight.

by Anonymousreply 94January 20, 2020 7:08 AM

Tommy Dreamer, that sweet handsome Bear.

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by Anonymousreply 95January 20, 2020 9:40 AM

My fried did those Seth drawings, R71. He drew another friend of mine and then put Seths head on his body.

by Anonymousreply 96January 20, 2020 10:13 AM

ook, I'm not a fat-phobe, being rather fat myself. But my ex-BF would be heaven for me. He's not fat, just getting a little flabby, but

I realy love every litle curve,

by Anonymousreply 97January 20, 2020 10:56 AM

Another vote for Sean Astin.

by Anonymousreply 98January 20, 2020 12:08 PM

Yes! Fatt LeBlanc can get it.

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by Anonymousreply 99January 20, 2020 12:13 PM

David Hogg, Aaron Carter

by Anonymousreply 100January 20, 2020 12:18 PM

I prefer fucking dat guys

by Anonymousreply 101January 20, 2020 12:54 PM

from experiencte, Barr, Pompeo & Rudy

again, again, and again

by Anonymousreply 102January 20, 2020 1:15 PM

Man-about-Chelsea/owner of The Protein Bakery, Stephen Lincoln

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by Anonymousreply 103January 20, 2020 2:25 PM

Mark Ruffalo?

GUFFAW.

MARK RUFFALO?

Have you ever seen him in person?

He is 5'8" and thin. A major talent in a tiny body.

He is not fat. Not that it would be a problem if he were, but he's SO FAR from that.

Oh, how DL makes me laugh!

by Anonymousreply 104January 20, 2020 5:02 PM

He's wearing a ring. Taken. But I'd LOVE to do him!!

by Anonymousreply 105January 20, 2020 8:29 PM

Ross Mathews

And I'd dickmatize him so good.

by Anonymousreply 106January 20, 2020 8:34 PM

Jeffree Star

by Anonymousreply 107January 20, 2020 8:50 PM

Dean Norris during his tenure on "Breaking Bad."

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by Anonymousreply 108January 20, 2020 9:13 PM

I despise him, but I'd still like to get Mike Pompeo naked.

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by Anonymousreply 109January 21, 2020 1:25 AM

Dr Nassif from Botched and RHOBH. Hey fattie boom boom...

by Anonymousreply 110January 24, 2020 5:26 PM

I would’ve boned Oliver Platt in the past. Maybe still would. He looks cuddly.

by Anonymousreply 111January 24, 2020 5:45 PM

I’d go for a ride on Irish fatty Brendan Gleeson...and then I’d do his son.

At separate times, though.

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by Anonymousreply 112January 24, 2020 5:53 PM

I hate that I still find this sob attractive and would definitely fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 113January 24, 2020 5:56 PM

nope nope nope and nope

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by Anonymousreply 115January 24, 2020 6:06 PM

Dr. Zahi Hawass, noted Egyptologist. I don't know if it's just him, the hat, the blue shirt or the way he says the word 'pyramid', but he always gets my motor racing.

by Anonymousreply 116January 24, 2020 6:07 PM

He’s dead now, but Bob Hoskins was actually pretty sexy for a chubby guy. Would bang.

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by Anonymousreply 117January 24, 2020 6:11 PM

r59

He joined the army and is a semi-popular TikTokker

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by Anonymousreply 118January 24, 2020 6:19 PM

Colton Haynes

by Anonymousreply 119January 24, 2020 6:31 PM

Al from Home Improvement.

I always liked his beard and flannel shirts.

by Anonymousreply 120January 24, 2020 9:31 PM

Carnie Wilson

by Anonymousreply 121January 24, 2020 10:36 PM

This guy that confronted Joe Biden.

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by Anonymousreply 122January 26, 2020 11:59 PM

Minor beer gut, yes - fat?? No

by Anonymousreply 123January 27, 2020 12:06 AM

Yeah but have you watched the exchange? Biden name-calls him "Fat", says he's sedentary, challenges him to push ups.

by Anonymousreply 124January 27, 2020 12:49 AM

Jason Segal - fat or thin

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by Anonymousreply 125January 27, 2020 12:53 AM

Vincent D'Onofrio, David Harbour, Ben Affleck and Chris Platt. Trust me, he's going to gain it back in a few years.

by Anonymousreply 126January 27, 2020 1:07 AM

Chris Pratt was damn hot chubby. Well, he is hot no matter what weight and I'd love to pound his big cakes jiggly or firm.

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by Anonymousreply 127January 27, 2020 1:18 AM

I thought James Corden would own this thread.

by Anonymousreply 128January 27, 2020 1:30 AM

It's Fat guys we would.

by Anonymousreply 129January 27, 2020 1:33 AM

Nobody wants to fuck that old queen R128 !

by Anonymousreply 130January 27, 2020 1:33 AM

Ron Eldard

by Anonymousreply 131January 27, 2020 2:12 AM

R113 because you know he used to look like this and still carries himself as the sex-on-a-stick douchy Long Guyland Mic he was.

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by Anonymousreply 132January 27, 2020 2:20 AM

Jeremy London

by Anonymousreply 133January 27, 2020 5:47 PM

R98 does know that Astin is still tight with Corey Feldman, right?

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by Anonymousreply 134January 27, 2020 5:58 PM

I like plenty of guy of different types and with “regular bodies, but I can’t be attracted to anyone truly obese. A belly is fine, 20-30 extra pounds I can live with, but someone who has nearly the weight and mass if two normal size people is just not going to happen for me. You don’t have to be a shredded Adonis, but you should have an identifiable waist line.

by Anonymousreply 135January 27, 2020 6:02 PM

Spartacubs from Tumblr is my ideal guy

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by Anonymousreply 136January 27, 2020 6:52 PM

Jack Black

by Anonymousreply 137January 27, 2020 9:34 PM

I never knew there were so many chubby chasers on DL.

by Anonymousreply 138January 27, 2020 9:59 PM

Jason Alexander is cute

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by Anonymousreply 139January 29, 2020 12:29 AM

Jon Favreau. For starters, I’d motorboat his luscious cans and the tittyfuck him.

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by Anonymousreply 140January 29, 2020 12:30 AM

Favreau's titties are indeed very squeezable.

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by Anonymousreply 141January 29, 2020 12:38 AM

Mike Vrabel

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by Anonymousreply 142January 29, 2020 1:15 AM

Kevin James

by Anonymousreply 143January 29, 2020 1:21 AM

[quote]Favreau's titties are indeed very squeezable.

Yes lawd!

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by Anonymousreply 144January 29, 2020 1:32 AM

Short, fat, Jay Sekulow

by Anonymousreply 145January 29, 2020 1:36 AM

Drew Carey, Come on down.

by Anonymousreply 146January 29, 2020 1:50 AM

R44 What the hell happened to Brad Kalvo? When did he blow up like a blimp

by Anonymousreply 147January 29, 2020 1:52 AM

Bob Hoskins in The Long Good Friday showering.

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by Anonymousreply 148January 29, 2020 8:28 AM

r148 Good God YES!!! Haven't seen that clip in years. The word steamy applies in more ways than one. Hoskins oozed sensuality effortlessly, thank you for the reminder.

by Anonymousreply 149January 29, 2020 9:03 AM

Chris Pratt

Chris Hayes

by Anonymousreply 150January 29, 2020 9:14 AM

Kevin James

by Anonymousreply 151January 29, 2020 9:16 AM

this guy?

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by Anonymousreply 152January 29, 2020 9:37 AM

Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Ask but don't tell.

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by Anonymousreply 153January 29, 2020 9:37 AM

R34 I agree.

by Anonymousreply 154January 29, 2020 10:08 AM

R152 If he keeps his shirt on during sex.

by Anonymousreply 155January 29, 2020 5:46 PM

Michael Chiklis

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by Anonymousreply 156January 30, 2020 2:38 AM

I’d fuck every guy on this tumblr. I love me some chubb (not obese, just manly fat). I avoid vain gym rats like the plague

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by Anonymousreply 158January 30, 2020 7:02 AM

Fat Ryan Gosling was sexy. Seth Rogen looks bad thinner.

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by Anonymousreply 159January 30, 2020 7:17 AM

Yea Seth Rogan is hotter as a fatty. This is a favorite subject of mine. Id fuck James Corden, Forrest Whitaker, Sean Astin. Fat Ben too. Kevin Smith.

by Anonymousreply 160January 30, 2020 11:11 AM

Fat Colin Farrell

by Anonymousreply 161January 30, 2020 1:38 PM

OP is a fatty.

by Anonymousreply 162January 30, 2020 3:35 PM

OP is a fatty.

by Anonymousreply 163January 30, 2020 3:35 PM

So many sexy fatties on the subway. I notice one every day.

by Anonymousreply 164January 31, 2020 8:03 AM

John Gemberling, who played Bevers on "Broad City". I'd drink his bubble bath water. Cute and funny.

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by Anonymousreply 165January 31, 2020 11:29 PM

r165 Reminiscent of Mike Estrin, host of "List 25" on YouTube.

Oh yeah!

r148 Just called to mind the very brief full-frontal flash of Mr. Hoskins in the film "Mrs. Henderson Presents."

Uncut. Nice.

by Anonymousreply 166February 1, 2020 10:19 AM

A fat ass is heavenly.

by Anonymousreply 167February 2, 2020 10:10 AM

Joey Buttafuocco

by Anonymousreply 168February 2, 2020 10:56 AM

Shelly from Friday 13th pt III. Cakes for days.

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by Anonymousreply 169February 2, 2020 11:53 AM

Lou Grant!

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by Anonymousreply 170February 2, 2020 12:07 PM

Tubby Colton Haynes.

Chunky Taylor Lautner.

Hefty Wentworth Miller.

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by Anonymousreply 171February 2, 2020 12:10 PM

Naomi’s sleazy boss on Mama’s Family who sexually harassed her. At 1:45 you can see his chunky butt when Mama pinches it.

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by Anonymousreply 172February 2, 2020 12:18 PM

[bold] The One That Aims To Give DLEGs Hope [/bold]

by Anonymousreply 173February 2, 2020 12:19 PM

I agree with (and compliment for their comments) R12, R70, R80, R87.

Maybe 1/4 of the guys listed above would I consider "FAT". Some of these men listed as "FAT" are handsome, manly, beefy or well-proportioned. They'd look unhealthy and weird of they lost weight.

I prefer men with a little beef on their bones and pecs I can play with (e.g. Jon Favreau, Bob Hoskins, Jay Mohr, Nathan Fillion, etc.)

But I'm getting the impression from many of the responses on this thread, that unless a guy is gaunt or emaciated he's categorized as fat and obese.

by Anonymousreply 174February 2, 2020 3:51 PM

Emory Cohen

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by Anonymousreply 175February 2, 2020 4:15 PM

Simon LeBon from Duran Duran

by Anonymousreply 176February 2, 2020 4:28 PM

Fucking a chub can be fun.

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by Anonymousreply 177February 2, 2020 4:38 PM

bobby sherman

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by Anonymousreply 178February 2, 2020 6:13 PM

Christ on the cross. I guess. I mean I'd rather he lose a few pounds, but if I was horny enough?

by Anonymousreply 179February 2, 2020 6:21 PM

[quote]There’s just something about a fat, confident straight man

Is it the fact that he doesn't want to fuck you?

by Anonymousreply 180February 3, 2020 12:18 AM

^ No, it’s the way he carries himself like he’s the shit, completely immune from being fat-shamed by scrawny, effeminate queens like you who aspire to have their bodies look like thin like anorexic models not realising how off-putting it is on a man.

by Anonymousreply 181February 3, 2020 3:15 PM

Steve Bannon.

With a red-hot poker.

While the cunt screamed in agony.

by Anonymousreply 182February 3, 2020 3:30 PM

Will Arnett!

Just kidding - but he has put on a bit of weight since the last time I saw him.

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by Anonymousreply 183February 5, 2020 1:56 AM

^ Nice dye job. I’m almost the same age, maybe I should dye mine too.

by Anonymousreply 184February 5, 2020 4:23 PM

Ben Affleck. Jesus, I'd still do him, booze and drugs and all. Legs up.

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by Anonymousreply 185February 5, 2020 5:18 PM

Rush Limbaugh

by Anonymousreply 186February 5, 2020 7:22 PM

I prefer Colin thin but I'd happily take him fat.

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by Anonymousreply 187February 5, 2020 7:32 PM

Andy Richter

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by Anonymousreply 188February 8, 2020 11:49 AM

Colton takes the cake.

by Anonymousreply 189February 8, 2020 5:03 PM

R189 yes, Colton has very nice cakes

by Anonymousreply 190February 9, 2020 3:09 AM

Eat the cake, Colty.

by Anonymousreply 191February 9, 2020 3:11 AM

Enrico Colantoni

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by Anonymousreply 192February 9, 2020 6:27 AM

Cenk Uygur, but he couldn’t talk during.

by Anonymousreply 193February 10, 2020 4:00 AM

Players only meeting!

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by Anonymousreply 194February 15, 2020 4:42 AM

Kristian Bruun

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by Anonymousreply 195February 15, 2020 6:38 AM

Matty Matheson

by Anonymousreply 196February 15, 2020 7:14 AM

Danny McBride, he would be a lot of fun

by Anonymousreply 197February 15, 2020 7:36 AM

I had to look up Taylor Lautner after seeing the fat pic. I see his weight is back down but he lost whatever cuteness he had in his face, now he kind of looks like old Dean Cain.

by Anonymousreply 198February 15, 2020 7:52 AM

Billy Ray Cyrus. He had a hot ass in tight jeans in Mulholland Drive.

by Anonymousreply 199February 15, 2020 8:11 AM

R195, YES!!

by Anonymousreply 200February 18, 2020 9:51 PM

Kevin James and his fat brother Gary Valentine. I've not fucked brothers since I was in college, but I'd give it the good ole college try. Plus, another vote for Michael Chiklis. I'd love to have so hot steamy sex with lots of kissing with that man.

by Anonymousreply 201February 19, 2020 12:52 AM

Nick Jonas and Taylor Lautner will be fat asses in another 10 years, its just the genetic truth. Id fuck them down!

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by Anonymousreply 202February 19, 2020 2:41 AM

I never noticed Nick Jonas before but he is a pocket sized cutie on the ads I have seen for The Voice

by Anonymousreply 203February 20, 2020 9:02 AM

Ray Winstone

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by Anonymousreply 204February 20, 2020 1:52 PM

Was about to post Kristian Bruun (below) and Mark Forward (Coach from Letterkenny), too. Bevers from Broad City is adorable, but my cutoff line is whether they can reach their ass or not. He looks like he has dingleberries and that's definitely a no-no for me.

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by Anonymousreply 205February 20, 2020 2:10 PM

The moment I fell for Kristian, fully head over heels:

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by Anonymousreply 206February 20, 2020 2:14 PM

Ben Napier of HGTV's "HomeTown:"

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by Anonymousreply 207February 20, 2020 2:27 PM

James Gandolfini (RIP, he was hot as Tony Soprano)

Kevin James (not what I'd call handsome, but something cute about him)

Alec Baldwin

by Anonymousreply 208February 20, 2020 2:34 PM

Not for me, but there is the cast from the Mountain Monsters TV show on the Discovery Channel.

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by Anonymousreply 209February 20, 2020 2:52 PM

r209 they look like they all smell

by Anonymousreply 210February 20, 2020 3:33 PM

Chris Hayes

by Anonymousreply 211February 20, 2020 7:15 PM

A young, husky Aldo Ray.

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by Anonymousreply 212February 22, 2020 1:22 PM

Suge Knight years ago. I know, he’s vermin, but...

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by Anonymousreply 213February 22, 2020 6:18 PM

Suge Knight years ago. I know, he’s vermin, but...

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by Anonymousreply 214February 22, 2020 6:18 PM

😍 Nick Jonas at R202

by Anonymousreply 215February 23, 2020 7:33 AM

A little off topic, but wasn't Nick Jonas the one whom everyone was creaming their pants over what a muscle stud he had become, just a few years ago?

(Btw, I'm in agreement with R215 😍 !)

by Anonymousreply 216February 23, 2020 12:36 PM

Guys having some flab I would not necessarily dismiss. Some are quite sexy.

Guys with huge guts/rather obese, I don't view as appealing.

by Anonymousreply 217February 23, 2020 3:19 PM

This guy gives me the moist mussy !

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by Anonymousreply 218February 23, 2020 3:28 PM

Jackie Gleason.

by Anonymousreply 219February 23, 2020 7:11 PM

Are you under eighteen, R219? Or a handsome and well muscled dancer? Because that's what that loud, fat, Nixon loving, overrated Trump prototype was really into.

by Anonymousreply 220February 23, 2020 7:33 PM

Gleason wasn't bad looking when he was young

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by Anonymousreply 221February 23, 2020 7:36 PM

R220 How did you know I was handsome and well-muscled?

by Anonymousreply 222February 23, 2020 7:39 PM

I always thought Billy Gardell was sexy during his Mike and Molly days.

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by Anonymousreply 223February 23, 2020 7:46 PM

I’m watching Escape at Dannemora and noticed that Benicio Del Toro is getting rather porky, but I’d still do him.

I like the belly on him.

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by Anonymousreply 224February 23, 2020 8:06 PM

Kellyanne's hubby

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by Anonymousreply 225February 23, 2020 11:44 PM

Anthony LaPaglia, when he was chunky.

by Anonymousreply 226February 23, 2020 11:49 PM

Richard Gere

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by Anonymousreply 227February 24, 2020 2:39 PM

Richard Gere is age 70. He looks good for that age.

by Anonymousreply 228February 25, 2020 1:21 AM

Pretty much any lineman in the NFL. It is my ideal body type. Twinks, and muscle marys have never done anything for me. The big, sweaty guys were the only reason I played football in HS. I wasn't out, and slamming and pushing against them was the best I could do.

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by Anonymousreply 229February 25, 2020 1:38 AM

Lior Raz, from "Fauda"

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by Anonymousreply 230February 26, 2020 5:34 AM

Chubby cubby Matt Paxton from Hoarders

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by Anonymousreply 231March 1, 2020 4:31 PM

Zac Brown

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by Anonymousreply 232March 1, 2020 4:41 PM

I would fuck Nick Frost so hard.

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by Anonymousreply 233March 1, 2020 6:12 PM

I've like Jon Favreau since I first saw him on his show "Dinner For Five." My favorite role oif his is Danny Bateman in "The Replacements." It took me a few years to realize it was the same guy.

by Anonymousreply 234March 1, 2020 6:30 PM

Short, goofy, schlubby Jack Black. I like them plump and

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by Anonymousreply 235March 3, 2020 5:03 PM

I'd go for Brendan Fraser. If I needed to (though I doubt I would) I would just close my eyes and picture him from Gods and Monsters.

by Anonymousreply 236March 3, 2020 6:19 PM

I'd bottom for fat, ass-scratching Russell Crowe in a heartbeat.

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by Anonymousreply 237March 3, 2020 6:25 PM

Omg, look at his belly!

by Anonymousreply 238March 3, 2020 10:18 PM

will sasso

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by Anonymousreply 239March 3, 2020 10:24 PM

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by Anonymousreply 240March 3, 2020 10:25 PM

David Venable of QVC with the Yum Yum Face that so deserves a facial.

by Anonymousreply 241March 3, 2020 10:34 PM

Will Sasso is a good choice.

by Anonymousreply 242March 3, 2020 10:35 PM

The husky version of Tyler Florence

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by Anonymousreply 243March 4, 2020 5:37 PM

Chef Patrick Connolly

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by Anonymousreply 244March 4, 2020 5:39 PM

Will Sasso looks special needs

by Anonymousreply 245March 4, 2020 5:43 PM

Roseanne era John Goodman

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by Anonymousreply 246March 6, 2020 1:44 PM

I’d fuck Tyler Florence too, r243. I’ve always thought of him as a fat Cory Monteith.

by Anonymousreply 247March 6, 2020 4:37 PM

It seems distasteful to say this about a dead guy, but about a year into Glee, Monteith really porked up. I was a fan.

by Anonymousreply 248March 6, 2020 8:23 PM

Garth Brooks.

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by Anonymousreply 249March 31, 2020 3:15 PM

None. I’d fuck older but I don’t fuck fat. Fucking gross

by Anonymousreply 250March 31, 2020 3:29 PM

Thanks for your contribution, r250

by Anonymousreply 251March 31, 2020 3:37 PM

Alec Baldwin. You know he'd be a good fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 252March 31, 2020 4:31 PM

And potent R252. I hope you're prepared to get pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 253March 31, 2020 4:32 PM

Oh, Baby, you know what I like...

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by Anonymousreply 254March 31, 2020 4:45 PM

Joey Fatone.

In fact, I feel like Italian tonight...

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by Anonymousreply 255March 31, 2020 6:30 PM

I think it’s funny Joey Fatones name breaks down to Joey Fat One lol

by Anonymousreply 256March 31, 2020 6:55 PM

I always liked Will Sasso on Mad TV

by Anonymousreply 257March 31, 2020 6:57 PM

Will Sasso is so ugly now. He's the oldest looking 44 year-old I've ever seen. Literally could pass for 64.

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by Anonymousreply 258March 31, 2020 7:29 PM

Otis Dozovic

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by Anonymousreply 259March 31, 2020 7:59 PM

When Joey works out enough to stay toned he looks like a cute bear. He was even on the bunkish side in his younger days.

He may be husky and can chunk out way too much, but he is probably the one of the best-looking NSYNC guys (only JC is arugaubly hotter) when it comes to sex appeal and handsomeness. Groupies have forever maintained that he’s a really fun, outgoing and sweet man in the sack and generously endowed, too. Fat Pride!

by Anonymousreply 260March 31, 2020 9:18 PM

I'll take a number for Fatone. Always thought he was hot.

by Anonymousreply 261March 31, 2020 10:27 PM

Joey Fatone has aged pretty well. He looks better now than during his boyband days. He's definitely fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 262March 31, 2020 10:32 PM

Another vote for Jack Black

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by Anonymousreply 263March 31, 2020 11:28 PM

Jonathan Frakes of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

by Anonymousreply 264March 31, 2020 11:38 PM

I'd bottom for Dot Com from 30 Rock.

by Anonymousreply 265March 31, 2020 11:39 PM

British comedian Omid Djalili.

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by Anonymousreply 266April 1, 2020 1:34 AM

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by Anonymousreply 267April 1, 2020 5:56 AM

I'm debating Kevin James' new look.

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by Anonymousreply 268September 5, 2020 11:43 PM

I mean, there's some potential there but I'm still on the fence:

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by Anonymousreply 269September 5, 2020 11:46 PM

[quote]Jonah Hill

I agree!

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by Anonymousreply 270September 5, 2020 11:54 PM

Vincent D’Onofrio. Also James Gandolfini when he was still alive. Fat fuck Gerard Depardieu as a third option.

by Anonymousreply 271September 6, 2020 12:16 AM

I can't believe no one mentioned Puddy from Seinfeld yet

by Anonymousreply 272September 6, 2020 12:40 AM

Chaz

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by Anonymousreply 273September 6, 2020 12:42 AM

[QUOTE]Wow, that only prove that the gays are superficial and shallow.

Wow, R87, you're just now finding this out?

by Anonymousreply 274September 6, 2020 12:59 AM

r168: Here he is and he's HOT.

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by Anonymousreply 275September 6, 2020 1:16 AM

Jon Lovitz

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by Anonymousreply 276September 6, 2020 1:25 AM

I'm with R249 - Garth Brooks!

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by Anonymousreply 277September 6, 2020 1:27 AM

James Corden. Jack Black. Seth Rogen, early days. My perfect trifecta.

by Anonymousreply 278September 6, 2020 1:33 AM

Any of these guys.

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by Anonymousreply 279September 6, 2020 10:52 PM

Ben Napier is a hot, hot man. Husky, but also tall. It would be like getting fucked by a hairy Jolly Green Giant.

I also like that stocky/chubby dude that was on Glee. Nice face.

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by Anonymousreply 280September 6, 2020 10:58 PM

^Max Adler is SO hot. I remember fancying him more than Blaine.

by Anonymousreply 281September 7, 2020 12:06 AM

I would let Max stick it in raw

by Anonymousreply 282September 7, 2020 2:12 AM

always thought will sasso was hot

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by Anonymousreply 283September 7, 2020 2:48 AM

I've always had a crush on Will Sasso.

by Anonymousreply 284September 7, 2020 2:53 AM

Mark Addy, back in the day.

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by Anonymousreply 285September 7, 2020 2:55 AM

Addy again, in his RADA years.

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by Anonymousreply 286September 7, 2020 2:56 AM

I would SO climb this mountain!

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by Anonymousreply 287September 7, 2020 2:58 AM

Chef Tom Colicchio. Handsome daddy.

by Anonymousreply 288September 7, 2020 4:20 AM

None. Can't do it.

Worse, fat guys are often cue ball bald, another thing I can't do.

by Anonymousreply 289September 7, 2020 10:01 AM

Some of these guys are just chunky, but certainly not fat.

by Anonymousreply 290September 7, 2020 10:05 AM

Gandolfini and John Goodman could fuck me, but I'm not topping them. I'd suck, though.

by Anonymousreply 291September 7, 2020 11:29 AM

Fat guys can be attractive but they all look horrible naked.

by Anonymousreply 292September 7, 2020 2:15 PM
by Anonymousreply 293September 7, 2020 2:18 PM

according to gossip Will Sasso is hung like a bull - 9 inches and thick - like mouth stretching thick

by Anonymousreply 294September 7, 2020 2:26 PM

[quote]Fat guys can be attractive but they all look horrible naked.

I disagree, particularly if they're bulky-fat. not jiggly-fat.

by Anonymousreply 295September 7, 2020 2:27 PM

Naughty Boris:

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by Anonymousreply 296September 7, 2020 2:48 PM

Sean Astin is a good call. I always liked how he just owns it in a swimsuit.

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by Anonymousreply 297September 7, 2020 9:09 PM

I like the guy that plays Piper's chubby brother on Orange is the New Black. Too cute.

by Anonymousreply 298September 7, 2020 10:07 PM

This guy...

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by Anonymousreply 299September 7, 2020 10:11 PM

Roger Allam

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by Anonymousreply 300September 10, 2020 9:37 AM

The late Chris Penn. He looks like he could split a pizza with you and not secretly barf it up.

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by Anonymousreply 301September 10, 2020 10:19 AM

Jack Black, Seth Rogan, Kevin James, also Flickr say the guy at R299 has no photos there anymore.

by Anonymousreply 302September 10, 2020 10:42 AM
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